He Feels Their Pain.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because don't be cynical--it's a follicle miracle.

Why, yes, Muir. You're just like the Egyptians, horribly oppressed. You--a white man--are forced to accept a Black president! And--people don't always do what you want! And--the FCC!

...That's It?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mr. Kind Boots.

...Yeah. Muir must be really baffled by the Egypt situation. This is weak tea even by his miserable standards.

"Don't They Know That Money Only Works When Rich People Hoard It All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why me all the time?

Yeah. Muir continues to show he has NO idea how economics work. And yet he also feels that we should follow his advice in these matters. And give tax cuts to very wealthy people.

"Ha! That Uppity Negress!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sell the kids for food.

Wow. Muir manages to mix sexist and racist dog whistles in one strip. Will wonders never cease?

"Don't They Realize That I Should Still Count As 3/5ths A Person?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because HUZZAH!

Yeah. Says the man who thought torture was okay. The Right summed up--"The Constitution is perfect, and should never be changed. Nor should it be followed."

"Clearly, Infants Should Be Allowed To Starve To Build Character!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Al'a'addin of Dongala, King of Nubia and Egypt.

Wow, an inept political metaphor and Muir's creepy breastfeeding fetish in one strip. Hell just got a little closer to Earth.

I Think I Just Threw Up A Little.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because frenzy.

Yeah. Well, Lincoln's corpse probably reached the center of the Earth awhile back, it's turned over so often. But, what, praytell, does Palin fight for? White entitlement? The right of selfish idiots to hide behind the flag, and call it patriotism?