"Yeah! Everyone Loves Him Because He's A Vile Asshole!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pink card.

Yeah, I don't think of the Rebel Alliance when I think of Donald Trump.  More Jabba the Hutt.

Only, Jabba's not quite as hideous.

"Oh, And It Will Also Make Things Tough For The Poor And Blacks! So Win-Win!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because magic paintbrush.

Muir thinks that's a winning argument.  Really.

"The Nudity Makes A Daring Point! That I Like Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Los Angeles. 

Muir's endless desire to hatefuck his own fictional creation remains a thing of wonder.

Stations Of The Cast.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Zero.

"Indeed, the thought of his awesome impending victory has paralyzed me, so that I simply must sit here motionlessly."

"Why Haven't You Bloodily Deposed Him Yet, Damn It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got marbles in my mouth.

Come on, Muir.  They've got to nominate the lunatic now.  Calm down.

...

Or don't.  I have to admit watching him lapse into further insanity has a strange horrible charm.

"And There's A Point To All This..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because beanie boy.

How many times has Muir subjected us to the pervy spy joke as he tried and failed at sexy?

That's no longer rhetorical.  I've genuinely lost count.

"That Would Mildly Inconvenience Me! The Horror!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because once upon a time, there was a city called Atlantis.

And the massive sense of entitlement goes on...