"Yeah, Fake Chuck Schumer Is Horrible."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Pentateuch.

Sure, Muir.  The dumpster fire isn't happening.  Not if you insist you don't see it.

"And This Crazy Conspiracy Theory Is Why WE'RE NOT RACIST! The Defense Rests!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shrines of the saints.

 Make the bubble strong, Muir.  Remember, you can simply will away failure, if you ignore it fervently enough.

"And That Is Why, My Hellspawn, We Must Kill All The Whales!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kleenex is trusted care.

...

Well, on the one hand, the child is getting a knowledge of history, politics, and marine biology that is completely wrong.

On the other, the child appears to be made out of rubber.

"They Are All Hellish Dystopias! The Leader Says So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blizzard.

Meanwhile, Trump has lost a net 8 points in the Gallop poll.

In a week.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. I Am Totally Not Upset By This At All. Ha. Ha."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so long, Norman.

Yep.  This is going to be a long four years.

And Suddenly, It Was 'The Exorcist'.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no more I'll go waltzing matilda.

And suddenly, Sam looked like a troll doll.

"She Is Crude! Crude!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cribbage.

...

...

Gonna be a long four years...