Wednesday, June 30, 2010

"Twisted Head Games Are How You Show LOVE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because DOCTOR MABUSE!

Why does this seem like the setup for a wife-swapping story?

Also, Bears. Bears with power tools.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

"It's Just Like 'The Protocols' Predicted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a film by Ingmar Bergman.

Muir demonstrates that not only is there no conspiracy theory involving the left too Byzantine for him to swallow whole, just as there's no violation of the Constitution by the right too blatant for him to ultimately explain away--but that he's still unaware that Soros is Jewish.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Sunday, June 27, 2010

"Thomas Jefferson Called. He... Isn't Happy."

It's the Day's Day of Days! It was written by William Blake.

And we take another turn into crazyland. Yeah. You just changed the names. Yeah, sure. And inserted a bunch of other stuff. And demonstrated you had NO idea what was happening back then, and what's happening now. He brags of his patriotism, while praising racist constitutional violations and threatening revolution.

This might be a nominee for Worst Strip of the Year. If it arguably wasn't really a strip at all.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

"Yeah! He Plays Golf Too Much!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because till we have built Jerusalem!

Muir switches between "Obama is a dangerous tyrant" and "Obama is a lazy incompetent" so fast, and over such short distances, it's tough not to get whiplash.

Also, in the real world--I'd give their bar--a month. Then it will be bought by a group of businessmen in need of a tax shelter. Who will turn it into a karaoke place.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Oh. Nice.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nor shall my sword sleep in my hand.





Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Great. Now They're Stealing Our Stuff.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I shall not cease from mental fight.

Ah, yes. Muir, doing another one of his shout-outs to his internet homies, reveals that the Right wants to take the raised fist symbol. As an ironic joke, of course. Not because it's a great symbol. And hey, remember--if we don't protect the rights of the oppressed billionare capitalists--who will?

Monday, June 21, 2010

"A Line Must Be Drawn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bring me my chariot of fire!

"If we don't stand up for the extremely powerful when they are guilty of extreme negligence--who knows where it will end? WHO?"

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Saturday, June 19, 2010

"And Then It Rains On Him! HAHAHAHA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bring me my arrows of desire!

Muir does his patented "make something up to make his opponents look ridiculous" and as usual it's such a bizarre misfire it amazes you that he considers this a brilliant move. And let's consider something--we're clearly supposed to see this girl as a plucky heroine, and a symbol of America as a whole. And yet she is LOSING herself a sale--a significant sale that could turn her business around and be used to create more sales. ("Drink at the Lemonade Stand the President Drank At!") Muir, the champion of capitalism--doesn't have the foggiest idea how the market operates.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Showing Concern About Safety! That's Unamerican!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bring my bow of burning gold.

Assuming this story to be true, Muir apparently thinks that sending out people in the Gulf of Mexico without life jackets would be completely reasonable. I mean--what's the worst that could happen? Aside from falling in, and drowning? Honestly! The government shouldn't be trying to make sure that people are safe!

Which is exactly the sort thinking that resulted in this disaster in the first place, when you get down to it.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

"See Fools! This Is What Your Treachery To Holy Saint Palin Has Got You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and was Jerusalem builded here, among these dark, satanic mills?

Yep. Everyone was in on it! That's why the Repubs lost in '08! That's the only way it could have happened! Obviously!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

"Everyone Knows Our Future Dream Is A Shopping Scheme!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and did the Countenance Divine shine upon our clouded hills?

"I mean--if this disaster proves ANYTHING it's that we need to give the rich and powerful freedom to do whatever they want! That we need to care less about others and more about getting ahead! That freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength!"

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

"It Was Supposed To Be 'Amos And Amy' But That Would Have Invoked Copyright Laws!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and was the holy Lamb of God in England's pleasant pastures seen?

I forgot what a retarded name they gave their webcast.

What? I'm supposed to comment about the rest of this drivel? Okay, fine. I love how Rahm Emmanuel remains determinedly offscreen, like a grown-up in Peanuts. Real... quality work.

Monday, June 14, 2010

"Purge The Decadent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green?


Muir's in another 'how long can I drag a storyline that isn't working on?' mood. Fun.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

"That Uppity Elitist Lib!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Moses supposes erroneously.

Of course, Muir didn't mind those parties when Bush was throwing them. And he supported--and probably still supports--the policies that resutled in BP's disaster. But then--critical analysis isn't his strong point. Just throwing random criticisms and hoping they stick.

And he's lousy at that, too, when you get down to it.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

...The Horror. The Horror...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we go on.

Muir continues to suffer from the delusion that his stiff, grotesque pinup girls are sexy. And that Damon is charming. And that his strip is good.

Friday, June 11, 2010

"How Dare The Decadent Swine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because East is East, and West is West.

I know. Passing HCR, dealing with winding down two wars--it's like he's not even working at all! And remember, even Liberal Jan thinks this!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Hoo Boy....

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he was some mother's son.

Once again Muir's brainless criticism is rendered even more inept by his ignorance of how the world actually works, and by the fact that he makes his cast a bunch of amoral twits.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

"The World Wants--NAY, NEEDS--My Voice!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because an e for effor.

Ahh, yes. Because clearly the best replacement for a distinguished newswoman is a imbecilic, delusional sociopath.

Who's attatched to a web newscast.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

"Contradict Myself? Nonsense! That'd Mean I Actually Have A Stance!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why'd you have to leave me there, dangling in my infant air, waiting?

Muir effortlessly switches from "Obama is doing too much/turning us into a dictatorship" to "Obama isn't doing enough/fixing our problems instantly". Largely because he's too stupid to realize that these are contradictory statements...

Monday, June 7, 2010

Offensive In So Many Ways!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jennifer Gentle, you're a witch.

"Yeah, she's ugly and old! And she fails to see that when Israel kills people, they deserve it. Always! That makes her morally inferior to me, a chickenhawk that's always willing to see the evil brown hordes of Islam shot up!"

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Wimmen! Chocolate! HA!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a man with a gun over there....

Yeah. Yeah.


Friday, June 4, 2010

Tepid Disapproval Of Violence=Nazism!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is no audition.

"I mean, Israel clearly has a right to shoot anybody who looks at it crosseyes! And any disagreement on this matter--no, any hint of disagreement on this matter--makes you a Nazi! A NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!"

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Huh Huh! Palestinians Is Stupid!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because word is out all over town!

Doesn't Muir respect China's famous tank protester?

Ahh, but that was different of course. Oh, and love the "Hamas flotilla" line, you vile shitheel.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the world keeps turnin' round.

Yeah. Does Muir realize the BP is running the efforts to kill the well? Largely because they're the guys with the knowhow to handle the situation? And we're discovering that even they aren't that knowledgable?

Of course not, he's an ignorant, arrogant moron who can't be bothered to learn about the things he writes about. But remember, Muir--drill, baby, drill!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

"Always Side With Israel And Its Policy Of Unceasing Agression! That Way You Never Go Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where have you gone, pussy willow that sat on its leaf?

Captain Mitty, Muir's version of himself if he were a supercool soldier guy, states that in support of Israel, we should pretty much shoot first, ask questions later.

He doesn't see the irony in that. But then again, Muir seems to think supporting Israel turning itself into an international pariah proves he's absolutely not a racist...