A Dad Joke That Is More Terrible Than The Usual Sort.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because listen to the lion.

It's kind of amazing the sheer number of things this strip fails at. Even at simple things like layout.

True Patriots Support Independent Racist Militias!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm a man--can't you see what I am?

I wonder what those guys think about working beside secessionists in the pay of foreign financiers, who are backed by fascist dictators?

Well, no, because they're members of the hivemind, and don't notice that they're committing treason and backed by the worst people imaginable.

Like A Little Kid. A Nasty, Bigoted, Stupid Little Kid.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because woke up this morning.

This is what Muir would use solar energy for.

Imagine All The Ways You Can Torture Immigrants With This New Tech!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wheat.

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There's something so depressing in the limits of Muir's imagination.

How Dare They Freeze Funds Of A Fascist Nation Waging A War Of Aggression!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hyperreality.

It's genuinely pathetic how completely Muir has fallen under the sway of Russian interests in less than two years. And it's as much from his crackpot contrarianism and blind faith in his fellow Right Wingers as it is his deep-rooted Fascist sympathies.

The Greatest Form Of Nazism Is Opposition To Nazism!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm your captain.

Calling your opponents Nazis because you believe in racist theories about immigrants and "white genocide".

The stupidity is equal to the vileness.

Proud To Be Wrong And Evil On Everything.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Chicago Transit Authority.

Muir's inability to understand that things aren't always zero-sum, and that the actions he's proposing would have incredible destabilizing effects on the world says so much.

As does the fact that even his opposition to aid to Israel is morally bankrupt.

Once Again, Another Effortless, Meaningless Fictional Victory.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hunky Dory.

As this is the cast once against using their magitech to produce something they've done countless times before, had the baddies just admit that every batshit conspiracy theory is true, I will focus on the fact that Jan is looking terrible right now. I mean... damn. She and Damon both regularly look like blobs trying to simulate being people.

The Most Quisling Thing You Can Do Is Not Do What A Fascist Foreign Regime Wants!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because TCU Horned Toads.

Again, it's something to see Muir go full-isolationist in the worst possible way for the worst possible cause.

Big Sister Approves Her Complete Awfulness.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because together we will go our way.

The thing that hits you about the hivemind is about how self-congratulatory it is about its awfulness.

Like A Racist Paranoid Howler Monkey On A Cocaine Binge.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because better than all the rest.

The worst part is Muir will spout this shit and then call other people racists and Nazis.

She Says After Friendly Meetings With Putin And Milei.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yipping dog.

Muir's ability to avoid having a 'Our we the baddies?' moment is almost impressive, in a way.

It Gives Him Joy To Make Imaginary Joe Biden Act Like This.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and the inside jukebox goes out just like thunder.

It's clearly going to take Muir a while to get his jollies out of this scenario. Again, Muir's imagined deep state is simultaneously powerful enough to steal elections, but weak enough to quiver in fear at the idea of an uprising.

The Danger Of Anti-War Movies Is The Fash Miss The Point.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I love that dirty water.

Of course, in the film, the President is implicitly Muir's sort of person, but that doesn't matter. He just wants to see the Nation burn.

For he is such an unvarnished patriot.

Planet Of The Fash.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she smiled so I got up and asked for her name.

The essential belief of Muir that obviously the Far Right can only win if they start something, and the fact that they didn't last time is just because people cheated shines through here. The fascinating thing is that as a person who has done a 180 on nearly every major policy you'd think he might start considering that his judgement isn't what he thinks, but, no, no, he remains convinced he's a clear-sighted genius.

I'll Take 'Things That Are Not Like Other Things Even If You Say They Are' For $1000.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because electric guitar riff.

Do these people remember they're committing treason? I genuinely think they've forgotten that.

To be fair, their universe seems to regularly forget that as well.

Remember, Everything Not Fascism Is Communism!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Serene Buddha.

I'll give him this--he at least got the Inferno reference right.

Jesus Fuck.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I can't believe they killed Gambit.

And now Muir has gone from fanboying about Operation Condor to hoping the new right wing Argentinian shitheel does an encore.

Muir Gets To Determine Who The Real Americans Are.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Uncle Einar.

I just love this jingoist bluster AS they pal around with foreign dictators, and run a separatist movement.

For a single county.

Oh, yeah, and once again, Muir's a former upstate New Yorker.

He Likes All The Worst People.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 1985.

It's not just that Muir's a fascist, but that he's such a shallow fascist. He just has to hear that the Left don't like someone, and he'll anoint them a champion of the cause.

Which is one reason why he winds up unpersoning so many of his former heroes. They get too inconvenient.

Wonder If He's Going To Start Explaining How Roosevelt Conned The Nation Back In 1941...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she's my woman of gold and she's not very old.

The ultimate form of patriotism is to think killing your president for supporting a nation being invaded by a fascist power would bring peace, and that your president is corrupt for doing this.

Truly, This Genocidal Revanchist War Of Aggression Is The Most Anti-Nazi Thing Ever.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yours is no disgrace.

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As we watch Muir once again find his way to the most morally bankrupt stance on any subject in foreign policy like a salmon instinctively heading to its birthplace, I just have to note that he has apparently decided Tucker Carlson just isn't pro-Russia enough.

Because Muir can turn on anyone.

Muir Goes Weird Racist On Us.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Wolverine.

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Yep. He definitely wrote that strip. Which is a strip that happened.

They May Be Laundering Money For Genocidal Dictators, But They Have Standards!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let me sleep on it, in your soul kitchen.

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It's kind of amazing that he'd bring up the "Joe Biden is owned by China" bullshit in THIS plotline.

It All Traces Back To The (((Communists))).

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because little gnomes stay in their homes.

Muir's love of fascism is butting up against his rabid hatred of communism that he conflates with all leftist and liberal thought. He wants to support Putin, but he was part of the Evil Empire.

The genocide and warfare right now aren't a problem obviously.

A Reminder That Captain Mitty Is Cool.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why not?

I wonder if Muir realizes that Dresden was in East Germany.

Guns And Boobs. Two Things Muir Loves.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he's mad about hats.

Okay, what is going on with those dresses? Sam and Mia don't appear to be wearing them so much as projecting them from the ether.

How Short Is She?

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because vanilla.

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Apparently the fact that he'll gawk at boobs is supposed to be a humanizing trait for Putin?