"This Is A Frightfully Silly Place."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gatsby.

Sometimes, you just have to deal with the fact that Muirverse bears no resemblance to a coherent world, but is instead a shambling mess where the laws of causality have perished.

"Well, They're Only Mexicans, So This Is Okay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stations of the cross.

So, any checking on all those federal agents that got killed?

Any?

Any at all?

The Ghost Of D.W. Griffith Approves From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I needed to try, I needed to fall.

Gonna be a long four years.

*Rimshot* "I'll Be Here All Week! Enjoy The Veal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jump in the line.

It's clear that Muir's sense of what's a difficult puzzle is as stunted as his sense of humor.

And his kids remain demonspawn.

"Clearly, I Am NOT Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Philosophy of Spinoza.

...

I think deep down it infuriates Muir that Obama will always have been President--for two terms, no less--now.

"I'm So Glad I Never Pay Attention To Anything That Isn't Crazy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rome was not built in a day.

It's kind of amazing, when you think about that, that Muir has never had to deal with the fact that his version of the President didn't match reality at all. So, having spent eight years prophesying a fascist takeover that never happened, let's watch him explain away a creep towards authoritarianism once again.

"Real Muricans Know We Are Always Backstabbed By The Evil Untermenschen Within."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Midnight Special.

Muir's idea of Christmas--reminding himself of all the people he hates.

Necrophilia In Action.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we aren't dirty, we aren't mean.

Muir will always love our troops--as props.

"Ha Ha! It's Funny That The Government I Denounced As A Tyranny Hacked My Own Nation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wooden pumpkins.

And once again, Muir shows his awesome, inch-deep patriotism.  While showing his sexist sleaziness.  Fun.

Bad Russian Guyovitch.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spinning wheel.

Oh, this isn't about to go into  a disturbing glance into Muir's misogyny...

"Ha Ha! You Exist To Be Ogled At! Literally!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because miniature room.

Charming as always.

"Ha Ha! Clearly They Are Gone And Ruined Forever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hans Kung.

Well, this does not remind me of anything...

"He's Awful And Evil! And Trump Will Be Great!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because  lavender.

I'm now counting the days when Muir starts explaining that Trump was never a real conservative.

"It's Always Time For A Bad Double Entendre!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because take this stranger from my boat.

It's also always time to explain how liberals are awful, and everything proves they are awful.

"This Is Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Horus.

There's a dark side to the ongoing death of the publishing industry.

"We Are So Persecuted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

And even victory doesn't satisfy the bully's internal conviction that, all appearances to the contrary, he is a victim.

"Ha! Your Blatant Racism Is Amusing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Salmanca.

The next few years in a nutshell--the muddled middle discovering that when you let racist sexist asshats go on, they keep going, until you are given the choice of nodding along with something more vile than you thought possible, or drawing a line.

"I For One Eagerly Await The Upcoming Economic Collapse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Top Hat.

Muir's continuing delusion that he can draw nudes never fails to depress...

More Nudity! More Bad Ethnic Humor!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dah dah-dah dee-dah-do dee-dah-do dah-do-dah dah-do-dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah do-dah-dah.

Russian Guyovitch has been  out of the strip for a while, hasn't he?

Muir's Reach Must Exceed His Grasp...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spinning wheel.

The Yiddish phrases are the toxic cherry on the shit sundae that is this strip.

"You Were Not Properly Servile! That Makes You The Enemy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blizzard.

Note that Muir's fictional Voice of the People--aside from having the general behaviors of a Deliverance cast member--can't remember Kellyane Conway's name.

And that tells you a great deal of what you need to know...

"They Have Cold! This Makes Them Inferior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they will not control us.

I feel obligated to note that Muir is a transplanted New Yorker.

And of course, Skye is up for her usual bit of shaming for not being part of the hivemind...

"We're Great! They Suck! DON'T YOU JUDGE US!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ether fumes.

Meanwhile, in the real world, California has a budget surplus. 

"And Yes, I Look Just Like The Fictional Version Of Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phalange.

It's funny that on some level Muir seems to realize that Damon is an obnoxious asshole.

"Clearly, Everything Will Be Fine, Forever And Ever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rose-flavored.

...

And Trump hasn't even taken power yet.  It will be interesting watch Muir retreat back into his pillow fort.

"Yup, Everything American, Like Racism, And Sexism, And Fascism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey.

As usual, Muir is immune to irony.

"Do We Even Know What We're Talking About?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sunny Jiim.

...At this point, the strip is just endless brainfarts disguised as discussion...

"The Rise Of Blind Reactionaryism Is So Groovy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a cuckoo's nest.

And there's a guy who completely missed the point of Mad Men...

"Our Epic Win Through Quirks Of Law And Geography Despite Losing The Popular Vote Proves Everyone Loves Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Knights of Cydonia.

Oh, God, Muir's going to try and have his sociopathic cast members pretend to have feelings.  And as usual, it will be awful.

"How Can They Not Applaud Racism, Sexism, and AntiSemitism? How?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Honest Ben Johnson.

Does the man who loves to insist that Democrats are Nazis realize he is making kissy faces at actual Nazis?  As in, people who give Nazi salutes, and quote Nazi leaders?

And if he ever does, will he care?

"Quoting Somebody Else Will Give Me The Punchline I Need!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you only give me your funny paper.

Of course Muir views Maureen Dowd as close to positively as he is possible a NYT journalist.  Of course he does.

"They Don't Tell People Of The Plot To Sap Our Bodily Fluids!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Royal Officers' Club.

...Muir is never so painful as when he tries to be a hipster.

"Yep! My Opponents Are All Pedophiles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hasenpfeffer.

"Clearly, insane rumors that confirm my own outlandish biases are the most trustworthy news source there is!"

And let me say, this is fucking low, even by Muir's standards.

"They're The Ones Who Have Everything Wrong! Not Us! Never Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phalanx.

"I mean, sure, to a casual onlooker, you went out of your way to insult and demean her... but that's just because that casual onlooker is wrong!  Just like they were wrong about President Obama not being a tyrant!  And President Bush being a great man!  And how they're wrong about President-Elect Trump, who is going to usher in a wave of prosperity and wonder!"

"So My Creepy Misogyny Isn't Creepy Or Misogyny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the blue-eyed Thing.

And see--Muir's fake him's fake wife doesn't find the disturbing rape-apologist's bullshit disturbing. So it isn't disturbing!  A pretend woman says so!

"Our Conversation Has Degenerated Into Word Salad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John S. Sherman.

At times like this, the fact that you are reading an ongoing nervous breakdown is made very clear.

"Why Couldn't She Stay For More Abuse"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that old fisherman.

As Muir basks in his racist horseshit, you have to wonder why Sam is so upset about a sister she only belittles and mocks leaving.

"Yes, I'm Creepy And Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hard cider.

There is so much awful in this strip, quantifying it is... hard.

"Politics Really Works Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horla.

Deeper and deeper into the bubble.  Will you turn against Trump if he can't magic away Mexicans?  All signs point to yes.

"And Realized That Racism Is Okay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because time enough at last.

...

It's like watching six year olds swearing behind the barn because they think that makes them grown-ups.

"You Are The Double Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flounder.

And now Muir is ignoring that he hated Romney.

Fun times ahead. 

"Yeah, Stinky Babies, Complaining When We Kill Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Uzbeks drank my battery fluid.

Ahh, the retreat to the bubble. 

"You Dare Have A Different Opinion Then Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm getting closer to my home.

Of course, Sam could just let her sister have her therapeutic psychodrama--the electoral college doesn't work that way--but that's not the same as rubbing her nose in how more RIGHT Sam is.

"Yes, Pretend-Me Is Having Great Sex With His Fake Wife!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hailstorm.

So, I figure a few months of boasting, and then reality starts hitting him hard.  Then back into the paranoid bubble.

But for now, it's public fapping.

"Cause, You Know, The World Is In Chaos!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bungalow Bill.

I wonder if emerging from his bunker is going to cause a realization on Muir's part that he may have been overestimating the chaos of the Obama years.

Right before Trump blows it all to hell.

"We Don't Worry About Things Like Facts, Or Accurate Anatomy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because empire.

...

Does she have any bones at all?

"More Nudity! More Gloating!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ed McBain.

As Muir tortures us all with more impressionistic soft-core, let's remember that Sam is calling her little sister this.

God, Muir can't make a single likeable character.

"Yes! Our Sexist Bullshit Shall Be Eternally Triumphant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philo Vance.

I mean, sure, you technically lost the popular vote... but clearly that doesn't count!  Things will be fine!  Just fine!

"It's BROTASTIC!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gun in cheek.

And the gloating really sets in.  And it is awful.

"Continuous Mockery Shows How Better We Are Than Skye!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because next to me.

Looking on the bright side, the ground continues to shift under the Right's feet, and I doubt their new golden idol will do much to help them.

"Our Position Is Perfect, So We Shall Gloat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because world without logos.

And as Muir remains in honeymoon mode, as opposed to America, let's remember that Trump is already beginning to spin, spin, spin.

Let's see if Muir will spin with him, mmm?

"He Will Remain The Man Of The People He Always Was!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let my people go.

Yes, Muir, Trump, private schooled scion of privilege is exactly like guys like you.

"Too Busy Fapping To Draw."

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"She's The Evil One! Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because summer breeze.

And I prepare you for the next four years of apocalypse predictions.

"Remember, We're Awful On Every Concievable Level!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sing a song.

Well, now we know what's going to occupy Muir's crazy head post-election.  Repeal the 19th Amendment movement is GO.

And The Plot Slinks On.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because black cap.

And it goes on, and on, and on...

"This Plot Is Clearly Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I held true.

...It's just dragging on, isn't it?

"And Then--The Meteor Hit Her!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no food or drink.

I've reached the point where I'm just waiting for Muir's meltdown on Wednesday.

"Yeah, Everyone Different Than Me Is AWFUL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because GOOO CUBS!

Yeah, Hillary is the one with the problem with pedophile charges.  Right.

And Sam has now firmly transitioned as 'Most Awful Member of the Cast'.  Damon's really been slipping of late.

"Why Can't They Be Good Patriots, Like TRUMP!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because teddy bear.

Ahh, crazy paranoid delusion.  Such a great substitute for facts.

And The Man In Black Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Wanamaker.

Yeah, that was unwise.

Because Johnny Cash don't like assholes messing with his stuff.  And he's Johnny Cash.

"And The Beauty Of It Is, They Think I'm Working!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because recycling facilities exist.

A lack of talent so great, it cannot be quantified.

So, He's Doing 'The Matrix' Again. Huh.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's been living on the highest shelf.

And remember the work that Muir admires so is the product of two trans siblings.

"They Lack My Genius Grip On Foreign Affairs."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because any questions?

Muir lists Qaddafi's Libya as an ally.

The Dunning-Kruger effect is strong with this one.

"They Are All Vile Scuzzes! That's The Only Way They Can Be Winning!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because far beyond our selfish wonders.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Barack Obama enjoys 55% approval.  And Muir backs a sexual predator.

I'm sorry.  Alleged sexual predator.  By among others, said alleged sexual predator.

"His Victory Is Inevitable! NURSE! MORE SERUM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because holy horns.

And Muir continues to insist that Clinton is horribly unhealthy, and that her eyes go off-kilter, because to do otherwise would be to admit that he is backing a human disaster.

"That's Exactly What Happened In The French Revolution! I Think!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because treble.

And Muir once again fantasizes about killing Hillary...

"There's A Joke In There, Somewhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the flag of the blindfolded Moor.

...

...

...

Muir seems to have slipped free of anything that remotely resembles humor.

And sanity.

"She's Sickly, And Frail, And Evil! Not Like Our Guy, Who Is Strong, And Powerful, And Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Spione.

The projection has gone beyond epic into the realms of absurd.

"She... She Is Wilting Under The Pressure! *Cough, Cough*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we can give you half that.

Classy punchline from a classy lunatic.  As we watch Muir envelop himself in the kind embrace of whatever mixture of hooch and ether allow him to tune out the real world, let's ask ourselves what's going to happen on this strip on November 9th.

"It's All A Horrible Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oblong.

"This is the only way that our wonderful candidate could be defeated! THE ONLY WAY!"

"EXACTLY THE SAME! EXACTLY THE SAME!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wooden Indian.

"This is totally what is happening right now!  NURSE, MORE SERUM!"

"Ha! This Is Brilliant Satire! And Not A Sad Comment On My Warped Psyche!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because da funk.

...

...

It's like Muir tried to distill all of his issues into one cartoon.

"It's Sick And Wrong When They Do It To Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Austria shall rule the world.

And Muir mutters something about media lies before returning to his slumber, deep in the bubble.

"More Bad Sex Comedy! MORE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wheel-lock.

I think even Muir's lost track of the barbecue plotline now.

So much as he was ever on track to it.

"She's Drugged To The Gills!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Melville Fuller.

And deeper and deeper into the bubble he goes...

"This Is Happening! I Keep Saying So, So It MUST Be True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because music is alive.

Look, a pathetic mass of delusion and Muir wishing he were a real cartoonist, with a real candidate.

And The Bad Sex Comedy Continues...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the rugged rock.

...

And the worst part remains he can't even draw attractive characters to begin with.

"You Keep Forgetting, We Live In A Pornoverse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Xenophobe.

In the words of Yakko Warner, goodnight everybody.

"This Is Really What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because funky lamp.

Ah, watch as the bubble encloses Muir in its loving embrace, to keep nasty old reality out...

"See! All My Enemies Suck!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because glass shoe.

Ever shall we man the circular firing squad, ever shall we let our bullets fly...

"It's All A Massive Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoa.

Sure, Muir.  That's what's happening.  Not you being fed false data by people who know you'll swallow anything that confirms your biases.

"I As An Imaginary Woman Written By A Man, Am Fine With It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's nobody home.

Man the circular firing squads, in the name of sexism.

"See! They Are The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hollandaise sauce.

And Muir reveals he really doesn't know anything about George Soros, at all. 

Or what Afrikaner means.

Or what's actually happening in the real world.

"We Are Happy To Exploit You."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.

I wonder if we're going to get the normally scheduled update of this riveting storyline in light of the latest... thing about his god-emperor in waiting.

"Yep, As Opposed To Conservatism, Bastion Of Free Thought, And Simple Folks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rabelais and his world.

It's astonishing the way the Right always imagines its enemies as being exactly like itself.

"Showing You Don't Give A Shit Proves You're Morally Superior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because The Horrible and Terrifying Deeds and Words of the Very Renowned Pantagruel King of the Dipsodes, Son of the Great Giant Gargantua.

 And that's how you normalize sociopathy!  Make people who show compassion the bad guys!

If You Can't Trust A Russian Spy, Who Can You Trust?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Lucien Blake.

Astonishing that the former John Birchers are now Russophiles, when you think about it...

"And This Is Bad, Because They're Not Republicans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because where you going to run to?

Their marriage is built on their mutual stupidity, and belief in their own superior intelligence.

Because, basically, they're both Muir.

"It's Not Manly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philip IV of Spain.

So the fact that the Navy's doing breast cancer ribbons means it can be defeated by navy that it outnumbers ten to one, and which consists mostly of patrol boats.

Remember, Muir's a real patriot.

"Thank God I Never Actually Go Anywhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coffee.

And more pictures from the dystopia Muir knows HAS to be happening from the safe shelter of his bunker.

Ha Ha! Another Fake Out!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hadji Murad.

And once again, a Jan is dead fakeout.  Muir is even repeating his crap moves.

"Random Plot Twist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Youkai.

Let's see how this bit of crazy will go...

"She's Ugly And Stupid, And Also She Cheated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Happy Time Harry.

And Muir does his version of curling into a ball and sucking his thumb...

"MY DENIAL CONTINUES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moses the Prophet.

It apparently took him most of the day to produce this.

Sad, ain't it?

"I DENY YOUR REALITY, AND ASSERT MY OWN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because overcast.

So... is Muir basically going to quietly admit that this is happening in another dimension, or is he going to pretend this is the real world?

"I Know They Will Persecute That Poor Gentle Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slats.

Man, Muir seems almost not to care about the race this year. He's been oddly quiet on it since the primaries, save for the occasional lackluster (and sometimes deranged) Clinton attack...

"They're The Black KKK!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because funky picture frame.

I'd say something like "D. W. Griffith nods approvingly" but I think even he would be going "What the hell?" at this point.

"She's Crazy And Old! Oh, And Bill's A Pedophile!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the future is open wide.

...

...

The delusion is thick.

A Battle Of Wits, Wherein Both Participants Are Unarmed.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bamboo.

So neither of them quite understands what a strawman argument is...

Makes sense.  They're only as smart as Muir, in reality.

"She's Blind! And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Enobarbus.

And the reheated "Your momma so fat" jokes continue...

"Well, You Are, Damon. You're Exceedingly Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Babbage.

As usual, Muir's various author avatars are exceedingly thin-skinned beneath their megadouche appearance of not giving a shit.

"We Heard About This Somewhere! We're Sure Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ada Lovelace.

It's the Clinton Conspiracy Game!  Make a claim, and pretend it's true!  Then it will never, ever die.

"That Means He Is Accountable To No One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a cloak blowing in the wind.

And at last, after weeks, and weeks, Muir's Trump boosterism pokes its head up again, hoping to plants the seeds of denial for the near future.

The Misogyny Time Forgot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because will you open my right side, and find my baby?

...And this is what Trump supporters want to normalize. 

"And Remember, They're Sisters! So Maximum Kink!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because keep on trucking.

At this point, all female characters in this strip are a set of identical sexual characteristics and a crude attempt at a face.

It's Like He Watched Galactica 1980 While Drunk...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Magill's Critique of Literature.

As we watch Muir once again enter his fever dream of conspiracies, let us unite in the just hatred of his awful answer to Wesley Crusher...

"Vince Foster, Man! Vince Foster!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cave.

At this point, we've passed from mere paranoia into frightening realms of absolute detachment from reality.

"Let's See How Distasteful We Can Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because skylark, kind skylark.

And now Gene Wilder turns in his fresh grave, as Muir reassures me that the Right can gloat so astonishingly badly that they can make self-inflicted wounds appear anywhere.

"That's Right! I'm Pretty Sure She's Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's a word for it.

And once again Graham Chapman would turn in his grave, if he weren't a cloud of dispersed ashes somewhere.

Ummm... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tom Ewell.

So... that's the best Muir's got for the situation?

Damn it, he really is losing it.

"And She Killed Vince Foster! So There's That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Amman.

As we try to puzzle through how Hillary is simultaneously a cunning evil mastermind, a bumbling fool, and a senile old biddy with one foot in the grave, let us stare in wonder at Damon's suddenly appearing beard.

"The Evil INTERNATIONAL BANKER! HISS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because trying hard now.

Muir really doesn't know much about Soros, does he?

"How Can I Possibly Make This Worse...?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the hearts and minds of his countrymen.

And the fact that the fake black man created by a white racist to show blacks how they should act is saying it only makes it more wince-worthy...

"And Because Coitus Does Not Ensue, It's Not Illegal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant bowler hat.

It's like fractal loathsomeness.  Every aspect acts to make it more loathsome.

"Look At My Awful Porn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because State of Sequoyah.

And Muir continues to labor under the delusion that he can draw breasts.

"Clearly, This Is A Profound Statement On Human Relationships!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Heiress.

Muir's view on marriage are uncomfortably close to pimping...

"I As A Fictional Black Man Agree With This Completely."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord, I can't go back there.

Ahh, yes, Muir, boast about the rightness of your imaginary minority characters.

"And Then A Velociraptor Shows Up!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a million years have come and gone.

Does Muir realize that he's making buddies with a man who used the Fourteen Words as part of a prospective platform for the "alt-right"?

Ahh, well, it will be amusing when they all turn on each other in the future.  And if you doubt that will happen, remember, Muir was a big booster of Goldberg's theories, wayback when.

"Yeah, Goldberg Really Seems To Hate The People Who Put His Names In Parentheses For Some Reason..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we were young, all those years ago.

Muir really doesn't understand what he's just stepped into, does he?

"This Is Clearly A Fashion Faux Pas!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because everyone is calling out for peace.

At this point, the desperation hangs heavy in every strip...

"Not Like The Paragon Of Truth That Is Your Opponent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm your captain, I'm your captain, but I'm feeling mighty sick.

Man, there is something pathological about how Muir's newest version of Clinton resembles a drip candle.

"Free Of Art And Jokes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dum-dum bullets for democracy!

I think even Muir is getting bored with his work now.

"Also, It's A Great Way To Save On Artwork."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because arms and weapons.

It's apparently a real endless ride.

"And Then, He Turned Into A Unicorn."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whirlwinds of danger.

Man, reality is being hard on Muir this year, isn't it?

"Down With All The Elites, Sneering At Us For Hating Those Coloreds!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why go to night school?

Muir seems to be talking less and less about the race.

It's like echoes of reality are penetrating the bubble.

"This Is Totally A Valid Argument!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no comprende, it's a riddle.

And the cast again reveals its deep awfulness.

"See? She's A Man, Baby!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so quiet?

...

...

...

This makes you wonder what's in Muir's crawlspace...

A Timely Cartoon!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elo hi.

Days after Obama goes to Louisiana. 

And completely ignoring everything the Bush administration did wrong about Katrina...

"This Is Fantastically Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he lives in a swamp on Dagobah.

"Hey, remember when we hounded Rather from his job? Good times..."

"They Are All Impure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that isn't how any of this works...

The sight of the Right turning on itself, in the endless search for dogmatic perfection...

"Ha Ha! Everyone Outside The Bubble Is Tainted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because alabaster.

...

...

And remember, Skye is the Bad Sister.

"There Is Nothing Racist At All In Stating Facts! Like About Fast-Twitch Muscles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

Does Muir realize the similarity between his work and Nazi propaganda, I wonder?








Probably not.

"We Know This Is True Because We Say It Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because canto nero.

Ahh.  The "subtly imply an assassination without actually saying it" gambit.  The only thing to lose is your soul, and Muir gave that away years ago.

"This Is A Big Deal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

Ahh, yes.  The Right's proud tradition of being deliberately obtuse, and asking the same questions over and over again, to make it look like they're being stonewalled...

"They Are Trying To Slander A Great Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Karen National Union.

And as Muir vanishes ever deeper into the rabbit hole, we are left wondering what he's going to do come November...

"This All Makes Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Samuel Butler.

So, Muir's added a crazy conspiracy to a crazy conspiracy. I think he's got a bad feeling about November.

"And Blind My Eyes, That I May See The Truth"

It's the Day's  Day of Days!  Because Grove's Dictionary of Music and Musicians.

"Yep, once I realized that everybody that I disagreed with was part of a sinister conspiracy, it was easy to only a tiny handful of websites tell the truth, and limit my reading to them!  And they've taught me so much!  Like do you realize that crystal meth actually has no ill effects! Another plot by the Zionist Occupation Government to oppress the small white businessman!"

"If I Hurl Enough Bullshit, It Will Doubtless Stick!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because verbatim.

Man, Muir really doesn't want to deal with Trump, does he?

"Bubble, Bubble, Bubble Away Reality..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boy, I sure am worried about Bolivia.

Let's see when the next time Muir touches reality again, shall we?

"Man, If Only He'd Torn The Democratic Party Apart..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if the human race held their collective brow.

So, Skye's Green Party now, or...?

Ehh, whatever it is it is awful, so it fits her perfectly.

"Why Can't They Be Honest Like Me?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chimichanga.

The irony of this appearing in bad porn pretending it is not bad porn is what makes it hit "Peak Absurd".  I mean, effing Barbarella had less pretensions than this.

She's A Killer! A Stone-Cold Killer!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Queen Lucia.

Notice how Muir hasn't been posting much on Trump these days?

"See! I Figured It All Out, The Filthy Moochers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wackadoodle.

"Yes, they are opposed to us, the good and the pure.  They are the bad, the impure, the uppity... But we will stand firm and elect Donald Tru... why are you all fleeing?  Come back! Traitors!  Fine, I'll run the revolution myself."

"Yep. A Total Shambles. TOTAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because November Rain.

"Yes, it was awful.  A failure.  Not like our glorious show of strength.  And that was because they are a bunch of leeches and moochers!  Inferior scum!  Down with them!  Down with all of them!  NURSE! MORE SERUM!"

"Disturbing Context Continues!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the loop.

Muir's never so clumsy as when he tries to be arty.

"He Didn't Bomb Korea Every Night."

It's the Day's Day of Days !  Because biking.

Yep, a good man.  Aside from, you know, the murders...

Well, That Was Creepy...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

...Freud would have a field day with this.

Who'll Be Next?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I sleep beneath a golden hill.

Astonishing that even Skye is showing up at the parade before the hat montage.

"I Salute You, Hat On A Cross!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the larch.

...

And it goes on.  And on.

"Thank Goodness Our Friends Teleported Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ominous grey clouds.

Muir shows his usual mastery of pacing and perception in his art.

That being none.

"Why Are Our Faces Off-Model?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm just a simple man.

I think the cast is supposed to have turned around and be walking away from the grave, but it's impossible to be sure.

"Or What's A Heaven For?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Conchy Joe.

On the one hand, this is an honest attempt to Muir to channel an actual loss, instead of paranoid delusion, into art.  Which is what makes the other hand so painful--the utter lack of skill Muir possesses after years of coddling by fans who applaud his squiggles turns what he hopes to be mournful pictures into a series of darkish blurs.

"Who Will Be Sam Elliot Without Being Sam Elliot NOW?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's Hitler on Ice.

 Goodbye, Texan Dad.  You were a flat character based on regional stereotypes with nothing interesting about you at all, and your death elicits no real emotional response.

"But Building A Giant Wall Is Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oleander.

Has Muir realized, on some barely conscious level, his various drives are contradictory, or this is just the usual joke with no build, or joke for that matter?

"We Should Totally Start Armageddon Over This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Dooley.

I wonder how Muir's going to deal with his latest hero's ties with Putin?

By ignoring it, of course.  Stupid question.

"Leave? In Our Moment Of Triumph?!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I see my Marianne walking away.

And once again, Muir manages to make Skye more sympathetic from her smug, idiot sister.  Even though she is still horrible.

"All You Need To Know Is He's A Murderous Psychopath. Because I Say So."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dark Eyes.

So, Muir has no real idea who Kaine is, does he?

"PURGE THE TRAITOR!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who put the bop in the bop-de-bop?

And thus ends one of the great mancrushes in Muir's fevered history.

It Was Shaped... Sort Of Like A Comeback...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Tall Man.

I think even Muir has lost track of what he's writing about...

"A Real Leader Would Be Killing Those Uppity Protesters."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aroo.

Remember--it's all a one way problem. 

Oh, and cops are GREAT when they're pointed at the blah people, oppressors when they're pointed at the not-blah people, and when in the latter situation the not-blahs start threatening folks--doesn't count.  Only blah people are a problem.

"I Read It On A Right-Wing Site, So It Must Be True."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because terrifying in its wrath.

And Muir claims to know better than the Founding Fathers.

Nothing to see here.  Move along.

"I Mean, Muslims Are All Liberals, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Man of La Mancha.

The problem with insisting everyone else is a member of the same sinister conspiracy is that it winds up going like the Fu Manchu books, where a bunch of people with nothing in common are suddenly all one organization.

Sexyfail Continues...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hilarity ensues.

I think even Muir is starting to find all this tedious, though he can't bother to admit it.

So Many Issues Aired At Once...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Panther.

There's apparently no filter on Muir's subconscious anymore.  A combination of liquor and crazy has eaten it away, like a shoddy sewer pipe.

Those Horrible, Horrible Faces...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hold the basin.

Well, it's good to see that Muir's grasp of politics is about the same as his understanding of human anatomy...

"Have Some Nudity To Help Cover Over The Fact That This Year's Fundraiser Dragged On Forever..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Long Lankin

And Muir can still not do sexy.  No matter how hard he tries.

"More Money! More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Echelon's Song.

This is the saddest bit of online solicitation I've seen from Muir yet.

And I've been at this for awhile, remember.

"Now, Go Elsewhere And Devour Some Souls."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cheeseburger.

He still cannot draw children worth a damn.

"You Are All Stupid And Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rumble bumble.

Yes, Jan so represents liberal thought, what with her always agreeing with you.

Charming.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Woman with the Velvet Necklace.

Wow.  All of Muir's foibles in one terrible strip. 

"This Can't Possibly Go Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because overcast.

How many times will Muir subject us to his secession fantasies?  How many times...?

"Enjoy Your Scrumptious Breakfast, Traitor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because recycling bin.

And... it's most of the same panels. 

"Crazyrant GOOOOO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billy the Kid.

Well, at least he's no longer bragging about a European political development he knows nothing about...

"Damn The Evidence! She Had To Be Guilty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hee-Haw.

Old man shouts at clouds, the comic strip.

David Icke Approves.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the shoals of herring.

At this point, we've gone beyond 'Does Muir know anything about the Brexit?' to 'Does Muir know anything at all in his present state?'.

"And Ain't That What America's About?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Abaqa Khan.

Ahh, yes.  Nothing menacing meant by that. 

Not at all.

"Nudity! Money! RANTING!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bolero.

Father Jack Hackett was more coherent than Muir is these days.

"Dey Is Totally French Aristos!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because na na na na na!

Does Muir even know why the French Revolution happened?

"And Don't Forget The Secret Mexican-Islamo-Terrorist File!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jambalaya.

...

It's increasingly clear that the cast don't live in our world.  Or even a reasonable facsimile. 

"That Is Not How Jets Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because life, the universe, and all that.

And now, back to the sitcom from hell.

"Dis Shows How Classy We Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine--the man, the myth, the legend.

Some how, Muir managed to mix in one his mythical Islamo-Mexican terrorists into this thing.

Things are getting weird.  Even by his standards.

"As Obama Is For It, It Must Be Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine is omnipresent.

Muir gloats about the bus with the promise printed on it that was a lie on the next episode of "Muir Being a Painfully Obliviously Moron."

"More Money! More Money! MORE MONEY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine in your breakfast cereal.

I think Muir views Trump as the inevitable victor, and damn the facts.

And yet more desperate begging.  Fun times.

It Was Funnier In Caddyshack. And By That, I Mean It Was Actually Funny.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine in Red Zone Cuba.

Again, Muir babbles about something that will likely hurt him soon from a position of supreme ignorance.  And again the "Democrats as French aristocrats" meme goes on. 

It's crazy all the way down.

"Racist Assholes Back This, So It Must Be A Good Thing."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine in The Unearthly!

Muir, stop pretending you know what the hell the Brexit actually is...

"He Should Have Been Arrested For Being Muslim!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine in Invisible Invaders!

 A typical bizarre segue into conspiracy theories upon conspiracy theories.

"Forget It Zed. It's Islamic Mexicantown."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine in The Grapes of Wrath.

I think the crazy has started to loop back on itself...

"I Tell You Why Do They Treat Us Like Dangerous Criminals? Why?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses.

The ongoing problem of Muir's fictional universe is that he keeps trying to pose his characters as a bunch of everymen, while simultaneously painting them as violent "freedom-fighters".  (And also billionaires with loads of tech and political connections, but that's another problem.)  Now, it might be possible to have them start out as the former and move to the latter, but Muir doesn't do that--Zed and Sam are and always have been simultaneously "normal folks" AND people who've regularly violently attacking federal agents.  Which leads to the problem that the "bad guys" have every reason to be suspicious of these people as they've rather regularly broken the law, frequently in a violent fashion.

But then, in Muir's world, only those OTHER people are terrorists.

"Girls With Guns! Send MONEY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a long ways from home.

I think even Muir has lost the thread by this time.

"Thank God We Live In A Crazy Make-Believe World, Where We're Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the white room.

Somehow, the thought of Muir with a gun continues to alarm me.

"They Just Don't Understand The Vast Mexican Muslim Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ru-oh.

...

...

...

The astonishing thing is he thinks this proves how brave he is.

"Yes, Everyone Is Part Of A Crazy Conspiracy Against White Folks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because touch the untouchable.

...And the crazy goes on.

"Thank You For Giving Me The Money To Kill A Fictional Character!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Fracases.

And Muir continues to find new depths to sink to...

"Need More Money, Need More Money..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because potatoes and molasses.

I've been noticing the increased length of time it takes Muir to raise funds from his suckers for some time now. It's nice to have a confirmation that it's not in my head.

And I'm saying this, because any observation that keeps me from talking about that mess of a strip is a good thing.

"The Genius Of This Will Escape All But My Fans..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sammy Maudlin.

Man, Muir seems to yo-yoing between soul-sucking evil craziness, and soul-sucking banal craziness.  I mean, apart of me is trying to get how I would describe this particular strip to a casual acquaintance and the phrase 'and it's not even half as funny as it might sound', keeps popping up.

Which is bad, because the description that I keep coming up with aren't funny to begin with.

"Because Clearly, It's All Muslim Government Plot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tap tap tap.

...

...

Fuck you, Muir.

"It's Just Like Levelling A Gun At Someone!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because theogony.

...

...

Somehow, Muir thinks this is what we need to hear about.

"Ice Cream, Mandrake! Children's Ice Cream!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Friends' Song.

And for our next trick, we move the compound underground...

"It IS TEH SEXY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radon.

...

...

It's amusing that Muir's idea of a loving marriage is a relationship that frequently seems border on pimping.

Of course, Zed never lets them actually sleep with his wife.

Just ogle her.

"Enjoy Crazy Stuff And Bad Cheesecake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because here in my car.

You know, the worst thing about this strip's breaks from reality is how unearned they feel.  Muir has barely convinced us any of us characters exist accept as convenient puppets for his views.  He doesn't get to say "And now there's magic" and not have us roll our eyes.

"And Whatever Happened To Joyce Dewitt?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it pays.

Muir's universe continues its fall from everything that resembles reality.

"This Is TOTALLY How She Is Responding!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because canary.

It's already been a hard week for Muir.  And it just started.

"They're... They're Completely Delusional! Ha... Ha... Ha..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Marburg!

It's been a bad few days for Trump, hasn't it?

"There's A Point To All This! Somehow!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because svrand.

As we try to sort through that babble, let us consider that--as frequently has been the case of late--Muir's fundraising efforts have started strong... ish, and then petered out.  

I'm waiting for this one to drag on for some time...

"The Fact They're Insulting Me Proves I'm Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Smeagol shows you secret ways no one else can find.

The analogy gets more tortured with each strip.  At this point, it's really a question what this is supposed to be a parody of...

"This Is The Real Story! The Gnomes Told Me So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's how strong my love is.

"This can't be what it looks like!  I'm not going to trust my lying eyes!  And what about this vague innuendo, hmmm?"

Strained Analogy Enters A Weird, Terrible Place.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because here come the Littles.

I think even Muir is aware on some level that this just went somewhere bizarre and unwieldy.

"Yeah! Only A Rich White Man Can Stand For Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because with your fetlocks blowing in the wind.

Man, Muir continues to want to try and force this analogy.  Which continues not to work.

"Gib Me MONEY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Owl.

"Hey, Brain, why is it that despite our supposed hatred of moochers, we basically beg our readers for money every year?"

"Well, Drinky, I'd explain why this is an exception--but, oooh, look!  An unopened bottle of Jack Daniels!"

"Oooh!  Shiny!"

"Yeah! Everyone Loves Him Because He's A Vile Asshole!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pink card.

Yeah, I don't think of the Rebel Alliance when I think of Donald Trump.  More Jabba the Hutt.

Only, Jabba's not quite as hideous.

"Oh, And It Will Also Make Things Tough For The Poor And Blacks! So Win-Win!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because magic paintbrush.

Muir thinks that's a winning argument.  Really.

"The Nudity Makes A Daring Point! That I Like Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Los Angeles. 

Muir's endless desire to hatefuck his own fictional creation remains a thing of wonder.

Stations Of The Cast.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Zero.

"Indeed, the thought of his awesome impending victory has paralyzed me, so that I simply must sit here motionlessly."

"Why Haven't You Bloodily Deposed Him Yet, Damn It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got marbles in my mouth.

Come on, Muir.  They've got to nominate the lunatic now.  Calm down.

...

Or don't.  I have to admit watching him lapse into further insanity has a strange horrible charm.

"And There's A Point To All This..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because beanie boy.

How many times has Muir subjected us to the pervy spy joke as he tried and failed at sexy?

That's no longer rhetorical.  I've genuinely lost count.

"That Would Mildly Inconvenience Me! The Horror!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because once upon a time, there was a city called Atlantis.

And the massive sense of entitlement goes on...

"Traitors! Filth! Impure! Impure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because only the bat knows where he goes.

It's going to be fun watching Muir explain how everyone else is an evil threat, and not the talking yam who's openly advocating torture.

"It's A Pity They're All Traitors To The Cause!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flannel.

This is probably the most true information that Muir's put in the strip for a while.

Of course, it's joined to the belief in the purifying Trumpist wave so...

And Stanley Kubrick Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jansenist.

 Amazingly, there's no real quality difference between his supposed "basic drawings" and his regular ones.

"You Are So Totally Right, Hive Member!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tabasco sauce.

The Hivemind awaits the glorious triumph of the Trump!

"We NEED A Giant Impractical Barrier On Our Southern Border!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because china teapot.

Tell us about the Un's war against Charlie Chaplin, Muir...

"Remember, You Are Budding Sociopaths!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because goblin.

At least these particular demonspawn are off screen at the moment, though doubtless we will soon get an awkward attempt by Muir to depict children again.

In the meantime, enjoy Damon apparently suffering from paralysis.

"The Hivemind Has Spoken!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Queen of the Mist.

Muir is rapidly transforming into a pure ball of loathing and fear, isn't he?

"It's An Attack of Preverts! Filled With Preversion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because falange.

And yet somehow Donald Trump is your hope for moral renewal...

"This Is Clearly A Glorious Battle That Can Only Go Well For Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lyme disease.

I wonder how many variations of "Muir's puppets are all disgusted for 'Murica," we're going to see over the next few days?

"He Is A Servant Of Teh Evul Gayz Conspeerasy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because violin solo.

"Clearly, the sort of family I grew up with our objectively better.  Which is proven because it produced me."

"...Why are you all laughing?"

"It's Like The World Stopped Treating Us Like The Good Guys On This One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nearer my God, to thee.

Golly, it's like a state government choosing to violate the 14th Amendment in the most ridiculous manner possible has... consequences.  Who'd a thunk it?

"Ha! An Amusing Racist Story!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hambone.

You just know the hivemind just LOVES stories like this, and forward them amongst themselves to reinforce that smug superiority they all share...

"A City Of Impure Takers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ring-a-ding.

So... how does Muir think the country should be run?  Thuggish anarchy with dumb white guys like him at the top, and some vaguely dictatorial leader at the top of THAT?

Yeah, that sounds exactly like what the Founding Fathers wanted...

"He Will Purge The Unworthy And The Heretic!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Alps.

This continues to be Muir's most awkward mancrush ever.

"Oh, There Will Be So Much WINNING!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the ant and the aardvark.

And every member of the hivemind agrees--Trump is awesomely awesome, and a HYUUUGE thing.

Wrong On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because djinn.

Once again, Muir's desire to hatefuck his creation leads to something like this...

"And Then He'd Get Himself Plated In Fourteen Carat Gold!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the secret ingredient is love.

Yeah.

That will show the ex-President.

Yep.

"I Mean, Who Doesn't Like Mercury Pollution?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mystic crystal revelations.

Muir's ability to watch things and miss their entire point is... rather startling when you get down to it.

Because, that wasn't the point of The Cloud Minders.

"They're Gonna Fuck Running A Blatantly Sexist Racist Creep Up, SOMEHOW!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ho hey!

Another cry of 'If only the wimps would stop keeping our hands away from the doomsday button!"

Gonna be a long six months.

"Yeah! He Is TOTALLY Going To Beat Her!"

It's Day's Day of Days!  Because don't go back in time, or you'll destroy yourself.

Right.  I've no doubt she's panicking. 

"Wow, White Men Are So Disadvantaged!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow cord.

Fake Muir is so lucky that his Fake Wife knows the Fake real story.

"And If We're Pressed, This Is Satire, Not Libel!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because throw your misery down on me...

It's looking like Muir is just going to vanish in a cloud of delusion for the next six months or so.

Likely to be followed by going further into delusion after November...

And Dickens Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Miles Standish.

As usual, Muir aspires to sexiness while having no clear idea what it is...

"The Outrage! The Outrage! The Utterly Hypocritical Outrage!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Thorndyke.

This strip manages to be repulsive on so many levels, some times...

Still Trying For The Sexy. Still Failing Miserably.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because two whole minutes underwater.

...

...

I find efforts to understand the mindset of fans who praise Muir's fans for his drawings alien to my mind.  And genuinely frightening at times.

Now Let Us Be Revolting Together!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a forbidding landscape.

This is sort of like a redneck Seinfeld that imagines it's a redneck Friends...'

Only without the humor.

A Brilliant Political Metaphor, Delivered Through Sexism.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Sentinels.

As we continue the longest immobile car ride ever, I will acknowledge that Muir's mastery of suck is such that he managed to find a way to make this continuing riff on the theme of the uniforms worse.

"It Will Be Like A Strip Club! Only With Less Dignity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because custard.

I'm starting to wish he'd just show the damn uniforms.  So he'd stop talking about how awful they were for awhile.

"Let's Build Up Interest In The Awful Cheesecake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because then there should be rocks coming out of it.


It just goes on, and on...

An Ass Trying To Draw An Ass...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Strigiphilus garylarsoni.

You know, when I started doing this, I never imagined the life of Muir's cast would reach these levels of dullness and surrealness. Simultaneously.

"Thank Goodness I Am One With The HiveMind And Its Blessed Unity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because down to the pier.

Ahh, look at those lovely batshit blocks of text...

Go into the bubble, Muir.  It is your salvation...

"Don't They Realize They're Unclean Scum?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because annoying cell phone tune.

The demonspawn continue to horrify...

"Oh, Redneck! You Lovable Creep You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sirens.

And yet another character who also happens to fit the serial killer profile.  Fun.

"They Is All Criminals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

...

He really thinks this is brilliant and insightful. 

"I Joined The Hive Mind. You Know That."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Helicent.

Ahh, yes, Muir revealing the great truths that can be revealed by the lessons of his idiot sock puppets...

"He's Just Admiring How Nicely I Balance Sex And Death!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Great Northern War.

See what I mean?  Would you want this anywhere need a woman you knew?

"I Mean Think Of It! Sharing A Bathroom With A Male!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rococo.

Oddly enough, I'd feel the average woman would be safer sharing a bathroom with a transwoman then being anywhere in the general vicinity of the average MRA...

"All Because They Named Ships After Democrats, And A Hispanic Labor Leader!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because handbag.

I suppose no one has ever mentioned the USS Jimmy Carter to Muir...

"This Proves My Incredible Understanding Of The Subject!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Clan Ross.

And Muir continues to not know much about anything.

"I Fight For My Individuality In The Hive!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marbles.

The angles of these panels are an assault on Euclidean geometry.

"Guns Just Make Everything Better!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gelato.

As Jan harks back to the days when she was not of the hive mind, and Sam attempts the stupidest pro-gun argument ever, we once again wallow in the strange intersection of sex and violence that is Muir's love of artillery...

"Damn The Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because neoclassical.

And Muir continues his move to ever greater levels of flipping insanity, as more and more of the world outside his little bubble is declared enemy territory...

A Slice Of Life In Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the great events.

Those kids continue to horrify and astound.

"This Shows How Awful She Is! And Not How Awful I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because calisthenics.

This is really all kind of sad, when you get down to it.

"How Dare They Rail Against Our Ignorance And Corruption!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why kale?

Right.  It's not like you people are threatening us all out of misbegotten contrarian pride, and corruption.

Except, you know, it is.

"Clearly, This Is The Perfect Place For A Race Joke."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the tired horses in the sun.

Worth noting--the actual article puts the blame at Congress' feet, and suggests a more complicated situation than Muir seems to imagine.

But then, he doesn't really read things, does he?

"This Is Totally Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because leg cramp.

Reality avaunt! Muir needs you naught!  He has a world built of rumors and innuendo!

"Man, The Commufascists Will Use Any Tactic They Can To Defeat Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a natural high.

Muir's twisted alternate universe continues to spin gleefully away from actual reality.

"It's Our Terrible Scifi Premise. Just Roll With It."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey, it's that guy.

And now even the extras start to rebel against the insanity...

In Muir's Heart, Bad 80s Comedies Are Still King.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's a magazine called catster.  And yes, the first letter is lower-case.

You know, the worst thing about Muir's cheesecake attempts is that he is so bad at it...

"Trump Understands The Natural Order!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thumbelina.

The funny thing about Muir's brand of "being left alone" is it tends to operate on the assumption that he and his are a sort of superior "alpha predator" sort, and thus will benefit from this arrangement.

Which is ironic, and not just because of the way Muir throws around the word 'fascist'.

"Arrgh! Girlz! Cooties!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the jackalope.

This has been one insane set of rants...

"Can You Handle The Truth About THE ILLUMINATI?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do apes read Nietzsche?

I'd say this is the race that broke Muir, but given his starting state, I'd say it's more that this is the one that sent him swirling away from anything remotely resembling actual reality.

"Racist Drivel ENGAGED!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dandelion.

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As there is nothing really to say about Muir hitting a new low in racism, I offer the joys of listening to Aretha Franklin singing "Respect" as a consolation for any viewer who is trying to keep from punching the screen of their computer.

"Ha Ha Ha! My Fantasy Of Physical Harm Coming To Those Who Disagree With Me Is Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Land of Hope and Glory.

So, remind me again of how is it that people who disagree with Muir are fascists?

Because, I'm not seeing that...

Kinda... Missed The Joke..

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because twitchy.

Ha ha.  A bull is apparently going to kill and/or severely harm some people who dare to have differing opinions of Muir.

Ha ha.

And of course, this strip gets worse when you consider what just happened to a protester at a Trump rally...

"Ha Ha! Some Lefties Are Gonna Get Trampled By A Bull! HA HA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what kind of acronym is H.A.R.M.?

Should we start playing Yakety Sax, now?  Or will Benny Hill's lawyers be kept at bay?

"Those Evil Liberals! Thinking That Rights Apply To Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because paper horn.

Remember when the Tea Party doing stuff like this was good?

But that was white conservatives.  They have more rights than other people.  And better rights too!

"And Look! There Goes A Narwhal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because keep it rolling.


So... Muir thinks we need to elect Clinton then?

That... being the point of Scylla and Charybdis.  It was better to risk Scylla, and lose a few men, then risk Charybdis, and lose the entire ship.

Or is this just another symptom of my actually knowing about things, and Muir merely having a vague knowledge of them?

"He Is Totally A Traitor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because honky cat.

That's right, Muir.  Shake that fist.  Feel your relevance. 

"Yeah, I Totally Get Texas..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Black Tulip.

This strip reads like a whiskey-induced fever dream, sometimes.

Probably because that what goes into writing it...

"Damn You For Not Being Crazy Enough!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because William of Orange.

The most noxious gathering of smug assholes since Tony Robbins hosted a firewalk.

"We Have Such An Amazing Grasp Of The Issues!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Account of a Haunting.

Sometimes, the nuttiness of this strip heads into the surreal.

"Barbed Wire Will Heal Our Souls!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flagrant.

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And next, they shall get out their drums, and beat on them, for they are men.

They Know Their Own.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Amphibians.

I think we've just figured out Trump's appeal.  Guys like Muir realize he's one of them.  Only... sort of successful.

"Has 'Thelma and Louise' Taught Us Nothing?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Schalken the Painter.

And the casual misogyny continues apace.

See Yesterday's Title.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hardwood floors.

Sam has apparently developed ergotism.

"Giant Gas Guzzlers, And Stiff Drawings. What Makes This Strip Great!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lorelei.

Ahh.  Badly drawn cars to go with Muir's badly drawn girls.  Fun.

"Yeah, California Is Hellishly Awful! I Know This Through Gnostic Understanding!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because klez!

Man, it's going to be a fun year, watching Muir get all excited about Trump, of all people.

"They're All Blustery! That Means They're Tough!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Flanders.

I think, aside from a fine example of Muir's irritating sexual politics, this is the finest display that Muir has no idea what the dynamics of the actual race are that we've seen.

"So, Yeah, They're The Evil Nazis! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gossamer.

And as Muir continues to insist a Jewish man is a Nazi-backer, he likewise doesn't see how being part of a mass movement calling for ethnic cleansing might just make some people see you as... well, fascist-adjacent.  It's always the other guys.

"Does Blunt Truthteller Trump Have A Chance Against Such Mendacity?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm just being honest.

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Let's just savor the irony and move on.

"Don't Know Much About Any Damn Thing..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fairy door.

As Muir advertises his utter whackadoodle crazy to the world, let's note that he is bullish on Trump again.  Even as he continues to have no idea what actually happened in the Russian Revolution.

And Now He's Trying To Kill The Eagles.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what's cooler than being cool?

And Muir finally gets around to attacking Sanders.  And does so in the sloppiest, stupidest manner possible.  Complete with an attack on his imaginary California.

"They're Corrupt Because They Tell Us What To Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cushions.

Right!  They just want to start a business that serves food, but not have any regulation on it at all.  What's the harm in that?

"He Is Totally Like This! Totally!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lamps.

And remember, the fact that imaginary Obama is comic book supervillain is why we need to get rid of those lines that keep away military rule. Yep.

"This Is How Things Work In This Crazy Alternate Universe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a real poncho or a Sears' poncho?

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Muir gets so much wrong in this strip that it would be easier to list what he gets right.

Which is nothing. 

So let's move on.

"He Was A Martyr, A Child-Abusing, Cop Threatening Martyr!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because young man, when you're short on your dough, you can stay there.

And let's just ignore the fact that Fincum was shot by the Oregon State Police.  Or that the whole standoff wound up being a showcase for how Sovereign Citizens and their ilk are pretty much a bunch of feckless bullying shit-talkers, who cave when the tables turn on them.  Because you see, that doesn't matter.  The point is, the government should always give into these people, because they have special rights, and when you treat them as if they were just ordinary criminals, you make them feel bad.

"This Is Totally What Happened!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sea shells.

And weeks after the Bundys collapsed in fail, Muir goes back to them, hoping that this way he can avoid the crazy loser stink.

"Yes, Clearly This Is All Good And Righteous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fire escape.

And Muir achieves epic levels of racism and incoherence, all at once, as he establishes that his characters are clearly the victims of oppression by the evil authorities, even though the law is of course, willing to look the other way on their activities.

I suppose it's sorta like the A-Team, only stupider.

Wait... Wait... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Frederick II.

I will move on from the arrogant ignorant bigotry to note that this is virtually the same strip as yesterdays.  To the point of eeriness.

"It's VERY Scientific!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sunny day.

Only Muir could think having characters talking like Tom Buchanan is a sign of their righteousness...

"The Horrid Muslim Infiltration Of Texas Must End!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because influenza.

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And we kick into the cray-cray...

"Yes, This Is A Real Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coriander.

Hey, let's say something that makes our foes look awful is a general rule, even though it isn't!  That'll prove our point!

"We KNOW They Are Evil And Corrupt, And Cannot Be Trusted!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because two things that have not rested in the earth.

I get the impression Muir is less bullish about Trump at the moment.

"How Dare They Support The Impure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because murky.

Muir is trying to find his way back to his previous stance of Trump support, I see.

Called It.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hambone.

Always knew Sam would love them.

Because, you know she's such an all-American.

Ha... Ha...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nightmares in the night.

As I'm fond of noting there's a tendency for the details of Muir's created world to collide with each other with a sort of fevered aplomb, setting up all sorts of strange contradictions, all so that his cast can be simultaneously the persecuted few and the hidden elite.  Which isn't necessarily that odd an idea, but Muir is simply very bad at keeping the joins from showing.

"Hoo Ha! Casual BIGOTRY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because portrait of a cow.

Hick Redneck just gets more and more... charming.

The Strip's Own Wesley Crusher. God Save Us All.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Angelica Huston.

So, Muir has really added a child prodigy who invents stuff to his cast.

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Huh.

The California Hate Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because neon dog.

"My grandmother went to Frisco last year.  She said it was quite nice."

"Your grandmother was WRONG!"

Old Man Shouts At Cloud Through "Black" Sockpuppet.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Wreath.

"I have no idea exactly what I'm complaining about, but I know that I hate California!"

"What's Happening To Our Faces?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Macedonian boxer.

As Damon reminds us how obnoxious he can be, we ask what dimension did Redneck Hick's nose vanish to?

"This Is What President Obama Believes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves.

Remember everyone, white bigotry is GOOD, and keeps bad things out, especially evil black bigotry, which is so uppity, and liberals want to take away everything fun.  So all this is brilliant satire.

In other news, Muir attempts to get around his inability to make the children not look like demonspawn by not drawing the girl's face.

"We Are Very Respectful Of Our Hebraic Kin!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fine leather binding.

This is starting to feel like another one of Muir's elaborate, unintentional shaggy dog plotlines, doesn't it?

Boobies And Jokes About Boobies Will Keep This Strip Strong!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kim Il Jong has a flower named for him.  Isn't that vaguely awful?

Why haven't these people killed each other yet?

"I Draw Such Great Sexy Times!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Friendly's.

Like so much else, Muir attempts to make soft-core porn stumble on his general incompetence.

"Yep! Rapists EVERYWHERE! And Now--BOOBIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when your hope's on fire, but you know your desire, don't hold a glass over  the flame.

A marvelous view of BOTH aspects of Muir's utter creeper sexism that imagines it is the building block of western civilization.  Complete with the fondling of the death dealing metal substitute penis.

And H.G. Wells Weeps Bitter Tears.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sampo.

Muir has never read The Time Machine, has he?

Desperate Attempt At Sexiness And Desperate Attempt At Revelance Take Two.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come alive with the dreamer's dream.

I rather love that the people who have spent the last few years burning their bridges and whittling down their options still insist that the President is the dumb one.  NOT THEM!

"I Dreamed You Plunged America Into Anarchy AND Tyranny At The Same Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because real 0 or fake Celsius 0.

As we sit and soak in the crazy, we must consider the question--does Muir realize that he's just destroyed the Air Force, the FBI and the CIA along with all those other agencies?

"Barbeque Is All We Have Left!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Muir's cloud-shouting is getting worse.

And that is an impressive feat, in a way.

"Yay! We Have Less And Less To Write About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because window shades.

No news of the utter collapse of the "protesters" in Oregon, eh?  Complete with the humiliating arrest of Cliven Bundy?

On reflection, I'm not surprised.

And So Dies An Absolutely Dreadful Plot That Went Nowhere.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because where are the snows of yesteryear?

And so, as a bizarre and pointless plot thread vanishes into the ether from whence it came, we find ourselves contemplating the new character, Flabby Hick Redneck, and filling with ever-increasing dread...

How Quickly They Turn On You.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because egg chair.

And it's not even a good version of that old chestnut.



See?

"This HAS To Be True! I'm Emotionally Invested In It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flambe.

More of the grand conspiracy that must be true, because Muir thinks it is true, eh?

"I'll Defend A Toxic Industry That Claims To Be Safe, And A Sexist Shitheel Who Claims He Was Just Kidding!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because laurels.

Man, how dare people try to make being evil have consequences!  Haven't they read Atlas Shrugged?  That's how you kill industry! 

"That's Right, The Muslim Hordes Are Pouring Over The Rio Grande! Just Like In Europe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what color is your parachute?

Interestingly enough, the slur 'kebab' was very popular in Serbia.

When they went all ethnic cleansing on the Albanians and Bosnians.

Just so you know where Muir stands.

"They Are Awful And Sexist In A Way Different Than My Own Awful Sexism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blanche.

Muslim immigrants.

From Mexico.

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Muir really has no idea what the world looks like, does he?

"My Liberalism Is Disgusted By These People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mysterious lamp.

Wow, it's like he barely tries to write Jan as anything other than a member of the hivemind anymore...

"This Is Doubtless Going To Be The First Of Many Epic Victories!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because popular music.

Well, let's see what Muir is saying in a week, eh?

"Well, This Was A Well-Handled Addition To Our Cast."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because splatterlight.

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It's sort of like watching the wheels spin on a car that has fallen upside down into a ditch...

"See? We're Not Racist! We Like Foreign Food!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because BNP.

A fine example of Muir's ability to produce strips that do nothing, from either a plot, or a humor standpoint...

Ride Your Penis Substitute Into The Sunset.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Grand Canyon.

And once again, Muir imagines that he is making a likable character...

"Stupid Skye Doesn't Want To Admit What A Worthless Whore She Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because turkey sausage.

And once again, not only does Muir treat the actions of the fictional halfwit he intentionally writes to be a disgusting human being as an indictment of everyone who disagrees with him--but the rest of the cast proceeds to act even more churlish and disgusting, making Skye seem like the more pleasant character, despite the fact that she is pretty damn awful.

"But Honey! We're Talking About Something Important!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because monsters and supercreeps.

...Now I'm wondering if Muir realizes he's eating curry.

"Huh huh. I Is So Witty."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blizzard.

...And again Skye's awfulness serves to highlight the awfulness of everyone around her.

"Surrendering! While Armed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because collard greens.

Astonishing, isn't it, that as soon as the dead man is an armed white man who was in his own words looking to pick a fight with the government, even if it killed him suddenly of course, he was surrendering, and the police are being awful and brutal?

And again, the BLM wouldn't even be the ones doing this...

A Desperate Flirtation With Revelance.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he had a little red wagon.

Apparently Muir doesn't realize that the BLM runs things to the west of Texas and doesn't own a scrap of land in that state. But never mind!  Muir's loyal (but not to the actual government) patriots (of the REAL MURICA) are now facing the persecution of the government that they have been actively defying for the past few years.  Which is unjust because they're the only people who matter.

Which is pretty much the attitude of the Bundys' crowd at Oregon, which is why things went the way they did...

"Apparently, We've Been Abusing That Status Horribly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hail is not sleet.

I think part of the reason for the nudity is Muir trying to distract from the growing realization that this plotline made not a lick of sense.

"Because The Aristocrats!" *Drum Beat*

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm burning away, I need never get old.

...Muir's knack for making his entire cast loathsome in their persecution of Skye remains one of the shows unintended wells of humor. 

"Ha. Ha. Ha."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because trombone.

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Creepy on so many levels.

"I'm Not A Bigoted Moron! I'm 'Cutting Edge'!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because crazy homemade pillow.

And remember, Muir thinks this is what makes Sam likable...

"Yep, Not Europe, Which Now Resembles A Mad Max Movie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because build your own hovercraft.

Man, the bubble is operating in so many ways in this one, it is downright awe-inspiring.

"Yes, You Are All In Awe Of Her Incredibleness! No Matter How Much You Deny It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fonzie goes to Hollywood.

...You know, considering we're probably going to see this get up tomorrow, Muir's just hit a new creepy low, when you think about it.

"You Guys Are The Ones With Embarassing Candidates! NOT US!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snow in the rain gutters.

Muir once again demonstrates the class that make him a natural-born Trump supporter.

"This Is TOTALLY What Is Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fresh fruit.

Man, it must be hard living in the bubble of crazy all the time convinced that the apocalypse is going to come.  Especially when it doesn't.  Over and over again.

"Yeah, He Means Gay Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because row, row, row your boat.

And once again, Muir's ultratough veteran fake self lectures the weaklings who don't understand we should shoot at everything that isn't us...

"Naked Sexy Times Will Make This Ranting Palatable!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because some movies will devastate you.

Muir's bizarre sexist rants and strange bubble-world view of international politics are starting to fold back into themselves.  And the really odd attempts at soft-core porn aren't helping.

"Comparing A Black Man To A Monkey Is Pretty Racist, Damon. Shitty Rhetorical Tricks Don't Make It Not Racist."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because roly-poly.

And of course, Muir puts what he imagines is a brilliant display of wit--in the mouth of his imaginary black friend.

Because, you know, Muir wants everyone to realize he's not racist.  Not a bit.  Nope.

"Trust In Us Sexist Bigots To Defend You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rubber tree plant.

You know, the big difference between Muir and the people he's against is that his brand of reactionary nonsense lacks any hypocritical puritanism, replacing it with an in your face dudebroism that seems to have emerged from the festering bowels of a really shitty fraternity.

"We Need To Make An Even MORE Sexist Setup!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Young Werther.

Wow... reactionary futurism.

Never seen that before.

Well... not for nearly a century, at least.

"Yeah! You See That! White Men Are Totally Oppressed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mrs. Miniver.

The number of people who Muir has sent spinning towards the Earth core continues to climb...

"Soon, The Only Blondes Will Be Fourteen People In Scandinavia!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you're not the boss of me.

There's something darkly fascinating in watching Muir attempting to pontificate on these matters on which he knows nothing but what he's read in racist works of pseudoscholarship.  It's like watching a game of telephone played by hard of hearing Klan members using passages from The Turner Diaries as the message...

"Be A Fertile, Docile Baby Factory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because butter rum.

Ahh, yes, the "good old" days.  Where wife-beating wasn't horrible, but just a funny fact of life, and you could be killed for gathering firewood without permission.

I like to read about the past, but I really, really wouldn't want to live there.

"You Didn't Appereciate Our Awesomeness ENOUGH!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because clock on the mantle.

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And yet another example that some people are toxic scum, while imagining they are shining knights.

Because... fuck.

"This Is CLEARLY A Big Deal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hippopotamus. 

And now Hilary Clinton's emails have progressed to become the fluoride of modern political discourse...

But hey--Muir's got a smoking gun, this time.  Just like he had one last time.  And the time before that...

"She Can't Hope To Aspire To The Quality Of A Republican With Countless Ineffectual Obamacare Repeals On Their Belt!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the male succession.

Remember, Muir's opponents are the fascists.  That's why he fantasizes about killing them.

"Why Isn't He Burning Her At The Stake?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because veldt.

Said it before, and I'll say it again. 

Gonna be a long year.

"Right! It's Going To Be Totally Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gold-embossed.

So, envisioning the Secret Service as a Praetorian Guard...

Astonishing how Muir's vision of democracy is... very undemocratic...

"And This Is In No Ways About Your Performance In Bed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all seven, we will watch them fall.

After all, if they don't get these before the imminent crackdown that has yet to arrive despite Obama entering his EIGHTH year of President, then the Ammo industry will be sad.

And they can't let that happen.

"Point Made! Apparently!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mackerel.

You know, being divorced from reality means that Muir's attempts at contemporary references are baffling to those of us not in the bubble...

"Ha Ha! Totally Worth The Fake Out! Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because four of a kind.

Hunting boar with explosive bullets?

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More proof that Muir equates 'stupid' with 'manly'.

"Our Magic Guns Will Protect Us From The Nebulous Threat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because strange fruit.

Muir's talent for reducing any story he writes into incoherence remains awe-inspiring to behold.

SUSPENSE!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the world's biggest peach.


Thank goodness women have Muir's fictional women to set them straight.  Otherwise, they might vote Democrat for some strange reason that Muir cannot fathom.