Saturday, December 31, 2016

"This Is A Frightfully Silly Place."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gatsby.

Sometimes, you just have to deal with the fact that Muirverse bears no resemblance to a coherent world, but is instead a shambling mess where the laws of causality have perished.

Friday, December 30, 2016

"Well, They're Only Mexicans, So This Is Okay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because stations of the cross.

So, any checking on all those federal agents that got killed?

Any?

Any at all?

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

*Rimshot* "I'll Be Here All Week! Enjoy The Veal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jump in the line.

It's clear that Muir's sense of what's a difficult puzzle is as stunted as his sense of humor.

And his kids remain demonspawn.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

"Clearly, I Am NOT Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Philosophy of Spinoza.

...

I think deep down it infuriates Muir that Obama will always have been President--for two terms, no less--now.

Monday, December 26, 2016

"I'm So Glad I Never Pay Attention To Anything That Isn't Crazy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rome was not built in a day.

It's kind of amazing, when you think about that, that Muir has never had to deal with the fact that his version of the President didn't match reality at all. So, having spent eight years prophesying a fascist takeover that never happened, let's watch him explain away a creep towards authoritarianism once again.

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Necrophilia In Action.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we aren't dirty, we aren't mean.

Muir will always love our troops--as props.

Friday, December 23, 2016

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Bad Russian Guyovitch.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spinning wheel.

Oh, this isn't about to go into  a disturbing glance into Muir's misogyny...

Monday, December 19, 2016

Sunday, December 18, 2016

"It's Always Time For A Bad Double Entendre!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because take this stranger from my boat.

It's also always time to explain how liberals are awful, and everything proves they are awful.

Saturday, December 17, 2016

"This Is Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Horus.

There's a dark side to the ongoing death of the publishing industry.

Friday, December 16, 2016

"We Are So Persecuted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

And even victory doesn't satisfy the bully's internal conviction that, all appearances to the contrary, he is a victim.

Thursday, December 15, 2016

"Ha! Your Blatant Racism Is Amusing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Salmanca.

The next few years in a nutshell--the muddled middle discovering that when you let racist sexist asshats go on, they keep going, until you are given the choice of nodding along with something more vile than you thought possible, or drawing a line.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

More Nudity! More Bad Ethnic Humor!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dah dah-dah dee-dah-do dee-dah-do dah-do-dah dah-do-dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah do-dah-dah.

Russian Guyovitch has been  out of the strip for a while, hasn't he?

Monday, December 12, 2016

Muir's Reach Must Exceed His Grasp...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spinning wheel.

The Yiddish phrases are the toxic cherry on the shit sundae that is this strip.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

"You Were Not Properly Servile! That Makes You The Enemy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blizzard.

Note that Muir's fictional Voice of the People--aside from having the general behaviors of a Deliverance cast member--can't remember Kellyane Conway's name.

And that tells you a great deal of what you need to know...

Saturday, December 10, 2016

"They Have Cold! This Makes Them Inferior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they will not control us.

I feel obligated to note that Muir is a transplanted New Yorker.

And of course, Skye is up for her usual bit of shaming for not being part of the hivemind...

Friday, December 9, 2016

Thursday, December 8, 2016

"And Yes, I Look Just Like The Fictional Version Of Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phalange.

It's funny that on some level Muir seems to realize that Damon is an obnoxious asshole.

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

"Clearly, Everything Will Be Fine, Forever And Ever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rose-flavored.

...

And Trump hasn't even taken power yet.  It will be interesting watch Muir retreat back into his pillow fort.

Monday, December 5, 2016

"Do We Even Know What We're Talking About?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sunny Jiim.

...At this point, the strip is just endless brainfarts disguised as discussion...

Saturday, December 3, 2016

"Our Epic Win Through Quirks Of Law And Geography Despite Losing The Popular Vote Proves Everyone Loves Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Knights of Cydonia.

Oh, God, Muir's going to try and have his sociopathic cast members pretend to have feelings.  And as usual, it will be awful.

Friday, December 2, 2016

"How Can They Not Applaud Racism, Sexism, and AntiSemitism? How?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Honest Ben Johnson.

Does the man who loves to insist that Democrats are Nazis realize he is making kissy faces at actual Nazis?  As in, people who give Nazi salutes, and quote Nazi leaders?

And if he ever does, will he care?

Thursday, December 1, 2016

"Quoting Somebody Else Will Give Me The Punchline I Need!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you only give me your funny paper.

Of course Muir views Maureen Dowd as close to positively as he is possible a NYT journalist.  Of course he does.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

"Yep! My Opponents Are All Pedophiles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hasenpfeffer.

"Clearly, insane rumors that confirm my own outlandish biases are the most trustworthy news source there is!"

And let me say, this is fucking low, even by Muir's standards.


Monday, November 28, 2016

"They're The Ones Who Have Everything Wrong! Not Us! Never Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phalanx.

"I mean, sure, to a casual onlooker, you went out of your way to insult and demean her... but that's just because that casual onlooker is wrong!  Just like they were wrong about President Obama not being a tyrant!  And President Bush being a great man!  And how they're wrong about President-Elect Trump, who is going to usher in a wave of prosperity and wonder!"

Sunday, November 27, 2016

"So My Creepy Misogyny Isn't Creepy Or Misogyny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the blue-eyed Thing.

And see--Muir's fake him's fake wife doesn't find the disturbing rape-apologist's bullshit disturbing. So it isn't disturbing!  A pretend woman says so!

Saturday, November 26, 2016

"Our Conversation Has Degenerated Into Word Salad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John S. Sherman.

At times like this, the fact that you are reading an ongoing nervous breakdown is made very clear.

Friday, November 25, 2016

"Why Couldn't She Stay For More Abuse"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that old fisherman.

As Muir basks in his racist horseshit, you have to wonder why Sam is so upset about a sister she only belittles and mocks leaving.

Thursday, November 24, 2016

"Yes, I'm Creepy And Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hard cider.

There is so much awful in this strip, quantifying it is... hard.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

"Politics Really Works Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horla.

Deeper and deeper into the bubble.  Will you turn against Trump if he can't magic away Mexicans?  All signs point to yes.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

"And Realized That Racism Is Okay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because time enough at last.

...

It's like watching six year olds swearing behind the barn because they think that makes them grown-ups.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

"You Dare Have A Different Opinion Then Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm getting closer to my home.

Of course, Sam could just let her sister have her therapeutic psychodrama--the electoral college doesn't work that way--but that's not the same as rubbing her nose in how more RIGHT Sam is.

Friday, November 18, 2016

"Yes, Pretend-Me Is Having Great Sex With His Fake Wife!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hailstorm.

So, I figure a few months of boasting, and then reality starts hitting him hard.  Then back into the paranoid bubble.

But for now, it's public fapping.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

"Cause, You Know, The World Is In Chaos!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bungalow Bill.

I wonder if emerging from his bunker is going to cause a realization on Muir's part that he may have been overestimating the chaos of the Obama years.

Right before Trump blows it all to hell.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

"More Nudity! More Gloating!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ed McBain.

As Muir tortures us all with more impressionistic soft-core, let's remember that Sam is calling her little sister this.

God, Muir can't make a single likeable character.

"Yes! Our Sexist Bullshit Shall Be Eternally Triumphant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philo Vance.

I mean, sure, you technically lost the popular vote... but clearly that doesn't count!  Things will be fine!  Just fine!

"It's BROTASTIC!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gun in cheek.

And the gloating really sets in.  And it is awful.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

"Continuous Mockery Shows How Better We Are Than Skye!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because next to me.

Looking on the bright side, the ground continues to shift under the Right's feet, and I doubt their new golden idol will do much to help them.

Friday, November 11, 2016

"Our Position Is Perfect, So We Shall Gloat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because world without logos.

And as Muir remains in honeymoon mode, as opposed to America, let's remember that Trump is already beginning to spin, spin, spin.

Let's see if Muir will spin with him, mmm?

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

"Too Busy Fapping To Draw."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ye Jacobites by name.

So that's it?

I came here expecting to see crazy bullshit.  I did, but it was also lazy, crazy bullshit, which heavily suggests even Muir didn't have a cartoon planned for victory.

I noted that I expected a meltdown on election day.  We're still getting one, but it's going to be of a utopia that will stubbornly not appear, no matter how much Muir shuts his  eyes and insists its happening. 

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Monday, November 7, 2016

Friday, November 4, 2016

"And Then--The Meteor Hit Her!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no food or drink.

I've reached the point where I'm just waiting for Muir's meltdown on Wednesday.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

"Yeah, Everyone Different Than Me Is AWFUL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because GOOO CUBS!

Yeah, Hillary is the one with the problem with pedophile charges.  Right.

And Sam has now firmly transitioned as 'Most Awful Member of the Cast'.  Damon's really been slipping of late.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

And The Man In Black Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Wanamaker.

Yeah, that was unwise.

Because Johnny Cash don't like assholes messing with his stuff.  And he's Johnny Cash.


Monday, October 31, 2016

Sunday, October 30, 2016

So, He's Doing 'The Matrix' Again. Huh.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's been living on the highest shelf.

And remember the work that Muir admires so is the product of two trans siblings.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

"They Lack My Genius Grip On Foreign Affairs."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because any questions?

Muir lists Qaddafi's Libya as an ally.

The Dunning-Kruger effect is strong with this one.

Friday, October 28, 2016

"They Are All Vile Scuzzes! That's The Only Way They Can Be Winning!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because far beyond our selfish wonders.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Barack Obama enjoys 55% approval.  And Muir backs a sexual predator.

I'm sorry.  Alleged sexual predator.  By among others, said alleged sexual predator.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

"His Victory Is Inevitable! NURSE! MORE SERUM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because holy horns.

And Muir continues to insist that Clinton is horribly unhealthy, and that her eyes go off-kilter, because to do otherwise would be to admit that he is backing a human disaster.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

"There's A Joke In There, Somewhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the flag of the blindfolded Moor.

...

...

...

Muir seems to have slipped free of anything that remotely resembles humor.

And sanity.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

"She... She Is Wilting Under The Pressure! *Cough, Cough*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we can give you half that.

Classy punchline from a classy lunatic.  As we watch Muir envelop himself in the kind embrace of whatever mixture of hooch and ether allow him to tune out the real world, let's ask ourselves what's going to happen on this strip on November 9th.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

"It's Sick And Wrong When They Do It To Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Austria shall rule the world.

And Muir mutters something about media lies before returning to his slumber, deep in the bubble.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

"More Bad Sex Comedy! MORE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wheel-lock.

I think even Muir's lost track of the barbecue plotline now.

So much as he was ever on track to it.

Monday, October 17, 2016

Sunday, October 16, 2016

"This Is Happening! I Keep Saying So, So It MUST Be True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because music is alive.

Look, a pathetic mass of delusion and Muir wishing he were a real cartoonist, with a real candidate.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

And The Bad Sex Comedy Continues...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the rugged rock.

...

And the worst part remains he can't even draw attractive characters to begin with.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Thursday, October 13, 2016

"This Is Really What's Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because funky lamp.

Ah, watch as the bubble encloses Muir in its loving embrace, to keep nasty old reality out...

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

"See! All My Enemies Suck!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because glass shoe.

Ever shall we man the circular firing squad, ever shall we let our bullets fly...

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

"It's All A Massive Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoa.

Sure, Muir.  That's what's happening.  Not you being fed false data by people who know you'll swallow anything that confirms your biases.

Sunday, October 9, 2016

"See! They Are The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hollandaise sauce.

And Muir reveals he really doesn't know anything about George Soros, at all. 

Or what Afrikaner means.

Or what's actually happening in the real world.

Saturday, October 8, 2016

"We Are Happy To Exploit You."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.

I wonder if we're going to get the normally scheduled update of this riveting storyline in light of the latest... thing about his god-emperor in waiting.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Thursday, October 6, 2016

"Showing You Don't Give A Shit Proves You're Morally Superior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because The Horrible and Terrifying Deeds and Words of the Very Renowned Pantagruel King of the Dipsodes, Son of the Great Giant Gargantua.

 And that's how you normalize sociopathy!  Make people who show compassion the bad guys!

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

If You Can't Trust A Russian Spy, Who Can You Trust?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Lucien Blake.

Astonishing that the former John Birchers are now Russophiles, when you think about it...

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

"And This Is Bad, Because They're Not Republicans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because where you going to run to?

Their marriage is built on their mutual stupidity, and belief in their own superior intelligence.

Because, basically, they're both Muir.

Monday, October 3, 2016

"It's Not Manly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philip IV of Spain.

So the fact that the Navy's doing breast cancer ribbons means it can be defeated by navy that it outnumbers ten to one, and which consists mostly of patrol boats.

Remember, Muir's a real patriot.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

"Thank God I Never Actually Go Anywhere."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coffee.

And more pictures from the dystopia Muir knows HAS to be happening from the safe shelter of his bunker.

Ha Ha! Another Fake Out!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hadji Murad.

And once again, a Jan is dead fakeout.  Muir is even repeating his crap moves.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

"Random Plot Twist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Youkai.

Let's see how this bit of crazy will go...

"She's Ugly And Stupid, And Also She Cheated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Happy Time Harry.

And Muir does his version of curling into a ball and sucking his thumb...

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

"MY DENIAL CONTINUES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moses the Prophet.

It apparently took him most of the day to produce this.

Sad, ain't it?

"I DENY YOUR REALITY, AND ASSERT MY OWN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because overcast.

So... is Muir basically going to quietly admit that this is happening in another dimension, or is he going to pretend this is the real world?

Monday, September 26, 2016

"I Know They Will Persecute That Poor Gentle Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slats.

Man, Muir seems almost not to care about the race this year. He's been oddly quiet on it since the primaries, save for the occasional lackluster (and sometimes deranged) Clinton attack...

Sunday, September 25, 2016

"They're The Black KKK!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because funky picture frame.

I'd say something like "D. W. Griffith nods approvingly" but I think even he would be going "What the hell?" at this point.

Friday, September 23, 2016

A Battle Of Wits, Wherein Both Participants Are Unarmed.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bamboo.

So neither of them quite understands what a strawman argument is...

Makes sense.  They're only as smart as Muir, in reality.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

"Well, You Are, Damon. You're Exceedingly Awful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Babbage.

As usual, Muir's various author avatars are exceedingly thin-skinned beneath their megadouche appearance of not giving a shit.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

"We Heard About This Somewhere! We're Sure Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ada Lovelace.

It's the Clinton Conspiracy Game!  Make a claim, and pretend it's true!  Then it will never, ever die.

Monday, September 19, 2016

"That Means He Is Accountable To No One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a cloak blowing in the wind.

And at last, after weeks, and weeks, Muir's Trump boosterism pokes its head up again, hoping to plants the seeds of denial for the near future.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

The Misogyny Time Forgot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because will you open my right side, and find my baby?

...And this is what Trump supporters want to normalize. 

Saturday, September 17, 2016

"And Remember, They're Sisters! So Maximum Kink!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because keep on trucking.

At this point, all female characters in this strip are a set of identical sexual characteristics and a crude attempt at a face.

Friday, September 16, 2016

It's Like He Watched Galactica 1980 While Drunk...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Magill's Critique of Literature.

As we watch Muir once again enter his fever dream of conspiracies, let us unite in the just hatred of his awful answer to Wesley Crusher...

Thursday, September 15, 2016

"Vince Foster, Man! Vince Foster!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cave.

At this point, we've passed from mere paranoia into frightening realms of absolute detachment from reality.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

"Let's See How Distasteful We Can Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because skylark, kind skylark.

And now Gene Wilder turns in his fresh grave, as Muir reassures me that the Right can gloat so astonishingly badly that they can make self-inflicted wounds appear anywhere.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

"That's Right! I'm Pretty Sure She's Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's a word for it.

And once again Graham Chapman would turn in his grave, if he weren't a cloud of dispersed ashes somewhere.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Sunday, September 11, 2016

"And She Killed Vince Foster! So There's That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Amman.

As we try to puzzle through how Hillary is simultaneously a cunning evil mastermind, a bumbling fool, and a senile old biddy with one foot in the grave, let us stare in wonder at Damon's suddenly appearing beard.

Friday, September 9, 2016

"How Can I Possibly Make This Worse...?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the hearts and minds of his countrymen.

And the fact that the fake black man created by a white racist to show blacks how they should act is saying it only makes it more wince-worthy...

Thursday, September 8, 2016

"And Because Coitus Does Not Ensue, It's Not Illegal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant bowler hat.

It's like fractal loathsomeness.  Every aspect acts to make it more loathsome.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

"Look At My Awful Porn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because State of Sequoyah.

And Muir continues to labor under the delusion that he can draw breasts.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Monday, September 5, 2016

Sunday, September 4, 2016

"And Then A Velociraptor Shows Up!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a million years have come and gone.

Does Muir realize that he's making buddies with a man who used the Fourteen Words as part of a prospective platform for the "alt-right"?

Ahh, well, it will be amusing when they all turn on each other in the future.  And if you doubt that will happen, remember, Muir was a big booster of Goldberg's theories, wayback when.

Friday, September 2, 2016

"This Is Clearly A Fashion Faux Pas!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because everyone is calling out for peace.

At this point, the desperation hangs heavy in every strip...

Thursday, September 1, 2016

"Not Like The Paragon Of Truth That Is Your Opponent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm your captain, I'm your captain, but I'm feeling mighty sick.

Man, there is something pathological about how Muir's newest version of Clinton resembles a drip candle.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

"Free Of Art And Jokes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dum-dum bullets for democracy!

I think even Muir is getting bored with his work now.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Monday, August 29, 2016

Sunday, August 28, 2016

"Down With All The Elites, Sneering At Us For Hating Those Coloreds!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why go to night school?

Muir seems to be talking less and less about the race.

It's like echoes of reality are penetrating the bubble.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

"This Is Totally A Valid Argument!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no comprende, it's a riddle.

And the cast again reveals its deep awfulness.

Friday, August 26, 2016

"See? She's A Man, Baby!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so quiet?

...

...

...

This makes you wonder what's in Muir's crawlspace...

Thursday, August 25, 2016

A Timely Cartoon!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elo hi.

Days after Obama goes to Louisiana. 

And completely ignoring everything the Bush administration did wrong about Katrina...

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

"This Is Fantastically Relevant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he lives in a swamp on Dagobah.

"Hey, remember when we hounded Rather from his job? Good times..."

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

"They Are All Impure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that isn't how any of this works...

The sight of the Right turning on itself, in the endless search for dogmatic perfection...

Monday, August 22, 2016

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Saturday, August 20, 2016

"We Know This Is True Because We Say It Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because canto nero.

Ahh.  The "subtly imply an assassination without actually saying it" gambit.  The only thing to lose is your soul, and Muir gave that away years ago.

Friday, August 19, 2016

"This Is A Big Deal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

Ahh, yes.  The Right's proud tradition of being deliberately obtuse, and asking the same questions over and over again, to make it look like they're being stonewalled...

Thursday, August 18, 2016

"They Are Trying To Slander A Great Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Karen National Union.

And as Muir vanishes ever deeper into the rabbit hole, we are left wondering what he's going to do come November...

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

"This All Makes Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Samuel Butler.

So, Muir's added a crazy conspiracy to a crazy conspiracy. I think he's got a bad feeling about November.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

"And Blind My Eyes, That I May See The Truth"

It's the Day's  Day of Days!  Because Grove's Dictionary of Music and Musicians.

"Yep, once I realized that everybody that I disagreed with was part of a sinister conspiracy, it was easy to only a tiny handful of websites tell the truth, and limit my reading to them!  And they've taught me so much!  Like do you realize that crystal meth actually has no ill effects! Another plot by the Zionist Occupation Government to oppress the small white businessman!"

Sunday, August 14, 2016

"Bubble, Bubble, Bubble Away Reality..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boy, I sure am worried about Bolivia.

Let's see when the next time Muir touches reality again, shall we?

Saturday, August 13, 2016

"Man, If Only He'd Torn The Democratic Party Apart..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if the human race held their collective brow.

So, Skye's Green Party now, or...?

Ehh, whatever it is it is awful, so it fits her perfectly.

Friday, August 12, 2016

"Why Can't They Be Honest Like Me?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chimichanga.

The irony of this appearing in bad porn pretending it is not bad porn is what makes it hit "Peak Absurd".  I mean, effing Barbarella had less pretensions than this.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

"See! I Figured It All Out, The Filthy Moochers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wackadoodle.

"Yes, they are opposed to us, the good and the pure.  They are the bad, the impure, the uppity... But we will stand firm and elect Donald Tru... why are you all fleeing?  Come back! Traitors!  Fine, I'll run the revolution myself."

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

"Yep. A Total Shambles. TOTAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because November Rain.

"Yes, it was awful.  A failure.  Not like our glorious show of strength.  And that was because they are a bunch of leeches and moochers!  Inferior scum!  Down with them!  Down with all of them!  NURSE! MORE SERUM!"

Monday, August 8, 2016

"Disturbing Context Continues!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the loop.

Muir's never so clumsy as when he tries to be arty.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

"He Didn't Bomb Korea Every Night."

It's the Day's Day of Days !  Because biking.

Yep, a good man.  Aside from, you know, the murders...

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Well, That Was Creepy...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

...Freud would have a field day with this.

Who'll Be Next?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I sleep beneath a golden hill.

Astonishing that even Skye is showing up at the parade before the hat montage.

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

"Thank Goodness Our Friends Teleported Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ominous grey clouds.

Muir shows his usual mastery of pacing and perception in his art.

That being none.

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

"Why Are Our Faces Off-Model?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm just a simple man.

I think the cast is supposed to have turned around and be walking away from the grave, but it's impossible to be sure.

Monday, August 1, 2016

"Or What's A Heaven For?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Conchy Joe.

On the one hand, this is an honest attempt to Muir to channel an actual loss, instead of paranoid delusion, into art.  Which is what makes the other hand so painful--the utter lack of skill Muir possesses after years of coddling by fans who applaud his squiggles turns what he hopes to be mournful pictures into a series of darkish blurs.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

"Who Will Be Sam Elliot Without Being Sam Elliot NOW?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's Hitler on Ice.

 Goodbye, Texan Dad.  You were a flat character based on regional stereotypes with nothing interesting about you at all, and your death elicits no real emotional response.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

"But Building A Giant Wall Is Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oleander.

Has Muir realized, on some barely conscious level, his various drives are contradictory, or this is just the usual joke with no build, or joke for that matter?

Monday, July 25, 2016

"We Should Totally Start Armageddon Over This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Dooley.

I wonder how Muir's going to deal with his latest hero's ties with Putin?

By ignoring it, of course.  Stupid question.

Sunday, July 24, 2016

"Leave? In Our Moment Of Triumph?!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I see my Marianne walking away.

And once again, Muir manages to make Skye more sympathetic from her smug, idiot sister.  Even though she is still horrible.

Friday, July 22, 2016

"PURGE THE TRAITOR!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who put the bop in the bop-de-bop?

And thus ends one of the great mancrushes in Muir's fevered history.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

"A Real Leader Would Be Killing Those Uppity Protesters."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aroo.

Remember--it's all a one way problem. 

Oh, and cops are GREAT when they're pointed at the blah people, oppressors when they're pointed at the not-blah people, and when in the latter situation the not-blahs start threatening folks--doesn't count.  Only blah people are a problem.

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

"I Read It On A Right-Wing Site, So It Must Be True."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because terrifying in its wrath.

And Muir claims to know better than the Founding Fathers.

Nothing to see here.  Move along.

Monday, July 18, 2016

"I Mean, Muslims Are All Liberals, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Man of La Mancha.

The problem with insisting everyone else is a member of the same sinister conspiracy is that it winds up going like the Fu Manchu books, where a bunch of people with nothing in common are suddenly all one organization.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Sexyfail Continues...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hilarity ensues.

I think even Muir is starting to find all this tedious, though he can't bother to admit it.

Saturday, July 16, 2016

So Many Issues Aired At Once...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Panther.

There's apparently no filter on Muir's subconscious anymore.  A combination of liquor and crazy has eaten it away, like a shoddy sewer pipe.

Friday, July 15, 2016

Those Horrible, Horrible Faces...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hold the basin.

Well, it's good to see that Muir's grasp of politics is about the same as his understanding of human anatomy...

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

"More Money! More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Echelon's Song.

This is the saddest bit of online solicitation I've seen from Muir yet.

And I've been at this for awhile, remember.

Monday, July 11, 2016

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Thursday, July 7, 2016

"Crazyrant GOOOOO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billy the Kid.

Well, at least he's no longer bragging about a European political development he knows nothing about...

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

David Icke Approves.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the shoals of herring.

At this point, we've gone beyond 'Does Muir know anything about the Brexit?' to 'Does Muir know anything at all in his present state?'.

Monday, July 4, 2016

Saturday, July 2, 2016

"Dey Is Totally French Aristos!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because na na na na na!

Does Muir even know why the French Revolution happened?

Friday, July 1, 2016

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

"Dis Shows How Classy We Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine--the man, the myth, the legend.

Some how, Muir managed to mix in one his mythical Islamo-Mexican terrorists into this thing.

Things are getting weird.  Even by his standards.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

"As Obama Is For It, It Must Be Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine is omnipresent.

Muir gloats about the bus with the promise printed on it that was a lie on the next episode of "Muir Being a Painfully Obliviously Moron."

Monday, June 27, 2016

"More Money! More Money! MORE MONEY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine in your breakfast cereal.

I think Muir views Trump as the inevitable victor, and damn the facts.

And yet more desperate begging.  Fun times.

Sunday, June 26, 2016

It Was Funnier In Caddyshack. And By That, I Mean It Was Actually Funny.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine in Red Zone Cuba.

Again, Muir babbles about something that will likely hurt him soon from a position of supreme ignorance.  And again the "Democrats as French aristocrats" meme goes on. 

It's crazy all the way down.

Saturday, June 25, 2016

"Racist Assholes Back This, So It Must Be A Good Thing."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Carradine in The Unearthly!

Muir, stop pretending you know what the hell the Brexit actually is...

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

"I Tell You Why Do They Treat Us Like Dangerous Criminals? Why?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses.

The ongoing problem of Muir's fictional universe is that he keeps trying to pose his characters as a bunch of everymen, while simultaneously painting them as violent "freedom-fighters".  (And also billionaires with loads of tech and political connections, but that's another problem.)  Now, it might be possible to have them start out as the former and move to the latter, but Muir doesn't do that--Zed and Sam are and always have been simultaneously "normal folks" AND people who've regularly violently attacking federal agents.  Which leads to the problem that the "bad guys" have every reason to be suspicious of these people as they've rather regularly broken the law, frequently in a violent fashion.

But then, in Muir's world, only those OTHER people are terrorists.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Thursday, June 16, 2016

"Need More Money, Need More Money..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because potatoes and molasses.

I've been noticing the increased length of time it takes Muir to raise funds from his suckers for some time now. It's nice to have a confirmation that it's not in my head.

And I'm saying this, because any observation that keeps me from talking about that mess of a strip is a good thing.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

"The Genius Of This Will Escape All But My Fans..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sammy Maudlin.

Man, Muir seems to yo-yoing between soul-sucking evil craziness, and soul-sucking banal craziness.  I mean, apart of me is trying to get how I would describe this particular strip to a casual acquaintance and the phrase 'and it's not even half as funny as it might sound', keeps popping up.

Which is bad, because the description that I keep coming up with aren't funny to begin with.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Saturday, June 11, 2016

"It IS TEH SEXY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radon.

...

...

It's amusing that Muir's idea of a loving marriage is a relationship that frequently seems border on pimping.

Of course, Zed never lets them actually sleep with his wife.

Just ogle her.

Friday, June 10, 2016

"Enjoy Crazy Stuff And Bad Cheesecake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because here in my car.

You know, the worst thing about this strip's breaks from reality is how unearned they feel.  Muir has barely convinced us any of us characters exist accept as convenient puppets for his views.  He doesn't get to say "And now there's magic" and not have us roll our eyes.

Monday, June 6, 2016

"There's A Point To All This! Somehow!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because svrand.

As we try to sort through that babble, let us consider that--as frequently has been the case of late--Muir's fundraising efforts have started strong... ish, and then petered out.  

I'm waiting for this one to drag on for some time...

Sunday, June 5, 2016

"The Fact They're Insulting Me Proves I'm Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Smeagol shows you secret ways no one else can find.

The analogy gets more tortured with each strip.  At this point, it's really a question what this is supposed to be a parody of...

Saturday, June 4, 2016

"This Is The Real Story! The Gnomes Told Me So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's how strong my love is.

"This can't be what it looks like!  I'm not going to trust my lying eyes!  And what about this vague innuendo, hmmm?"

Friday, June 3, 2016

Thursday, June 2, 2016

"Yeah! Only A Rich White Man Can Stand For Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because with your fetlocks blowing in the wind.

Man, Muir continues to want to try and force this analogy.  Which continues not to work.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

"Gib Me MONEY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Owl.

"Hey, Brain, why is it that despite our supposed hatred of moochers, we basically beg our readers for money every year?"

"Well, Drinky, I'd explain why this is an exception--but, oooh, look!  An unopened bottle of Jack Daniels!"

"Oooh!  Shiny!"

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

"Yeah! Everyone Loves Him Because He's A Vile Asshole!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pink card.

Yeah, I don't think of the Rebel Alliance when I think of Donald Trump.  More Jabba the Hutt.

Only, Jabba's not quite as hideous.


Sunday, May 29, 2016

"The Nudity Makes A Daring Point! That I Like Nudity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Los Angeles. 

Muir's endless desire to hatefuck his own fictional creation remains a thing of wonder.

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Stations Of The Cast.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dr. Zero.

"Indeed, the thought of his awesome impending victory has paralyzed me, so that I simply must sit here motionlessly."

Friday, May 27, 2016

"Why Haven't You Bloodily Deposed Him Yet, Damn It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got marbles in my mouth.

Come on, Muir.  They've got to nominate the lunatic now.  Calm down.

...

Or don't.  I have to admit watching him lapse into further insanity has a strange horrible charm.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

"And There's A Point To All This..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because beanie boy.

How many times has Muir subjected us to the pervy spy joke as he tried and failed at sexy?

That's no longer rhetorical.  I've genuinely lost count.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

"Traitors! Filth! Impure! Impure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because only the bat knows where he goes.

It's going to be fun watching Muir explain how everyone else is an evil threat, and not the talking yam who's openly advocating torture.

Monday, May 23, 2016

"It's A Pity They're All Traitors To The Cause!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flannel.

This is probably the most true information that Muir's put in the strip for a while.

Of course, it's joined to the belief in the purifying Trumpist wave so...

Sunday, May 22, 2016

And Stanley Kubrick Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jansenist.

 Amazingly, there's no real quality difference between his supposed "basic drawings" and his regular ones.

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Thursday, May 19, 2016

"Remember, You Are Budding Sociopaths!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because goblin.

At least these particular demonspawn are off screen at the moment, though doubtless we will soon get an awkward attempt by Muir to depict children again.

In the meantime, enjoy Damon apparently suffering from paralysis.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

"The Hivemind Has Spoken!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Queen of the Mist.

Muir is rapidly transforming into a pure ball of loathing and fear, isn't he?

Monday, May 16, 2016

"This Is Clearly A Glorious Battle That Can Only Go Well For Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lyme disease.

I wonder how many variations of "Muir's puppets are all disgusted for 'Murica," we're going to see over the next few days?

Sunday, May 15, 2016

"He Is A Servant Of Teh Evul Gayz Conspeerasy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because violin solo.

"Clearly, the sort of family I grew up with our objectively better.  Which is proven because it produced me."

"...Why are you all laughing?"

Saturday, May 14, 2016

"It's Like The World Stopped Treating Us Like The Good Guys On This One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nearer my God, to thee.

Golly, it's like a state government choosing to violate the 14th Amendment in the most ridiculous manner possible has... consequences.  Who'd a thunk it?

Friday, May 13, 2016

"Ha! An Amusing Racist Story!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hambone.

You just know the hivemind just LOVES stories like this, and forward them amongst themselves to reinforce that smug superiority they all share...

Thursday, May 12, 2016

"A City Of Impure Takers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ring-a-ding.

So... how does Muir think the country should be run?  Thuggish anarchy with dumb white guys like him at the top, and some vaguely dictatorial leader at the top of THAT?

Yeah, that sounds exactly like what the Founding Fathers wanted...

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

"Oh, There Will Be So Much WINNING!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the ant and the aardvark.

And every member of the hivemind agrees--Trump is awesomely awesome, and a HYUUUGE thing.

Monday, May 9, 2016

Wrong On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because djinn.

Once again, Muir's desire to hatefuck his creation leads to something like this...

Saturday, May 7, 2016

"I Mean, Who Doesn't Like Mercury Pollution?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mystic crystal revelations.

Muir's ability to watch things and miss their entire point is... rather startling when you get down to it.

Because, that wasn't the point of The Cloud Minders.

Friday, May 6, 2016

Thursday, May 5, 2016

"Yeah! He Is TOTALLY Going To Beat Her!"

It's Day's Day of Days!  Because don't go back in time, or you'll destroy yourself.

Right.  I've no doubt she's panicking. 

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

"And If We're Pressed, This Is Satire, Not Libel!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because throw your misery down on me...

It's looking like Muir is just going to vanish in a cloud of delusion for the next six months or so.

Likely to be followed by going further into delusion after November...

Monday, May 2, 2016

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Still Trying For The Sexy. Still Failing Miserably.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because two whole minutes underwater.

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...

I find efforts to understand the mindset of fans who praise Muir's fans for his drawings alien to my mind.  And genuinely frightening at times.

Friday, April 29, 2016

Now Let Us Be Revolting Together!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a forbidding landscape.

This is sort of like a redneck Seinfeld that imagines it's a redneck Friends...'

Only without the humor.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

A Brilliant Political Metaphor, Delivered Through Sexism.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Sentinels.

As we continue the longest immobile car ride ever, I will acknowledge that Muir's mastery of suck is such that he managed to find a way to make this continuing riff on the theme of the uniforms worse.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

"It Will Be Like A Strip Club! Only With Less Dignity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because custard.

I'm starting to wish he'd just show the damn uniforms.  So he'd stop talking about how awful they were for awhile.

Monday, April 25, 2016

An Ass Trying To Draw An Ass...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Strigiphilus garylarsoni.

You know, when I started doing this, I never imagined the life of Muir's cast would reach these levels of dullness and surrealness. Simultaneously.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Friday, April 22, 2016

"Oh, Redneck! You Lovable Creep You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sirens.

And yet another character who also happens to fit the serial killer profile.  Fun.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

"I Joined The Hive Mind. You Know That."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Helicent.

Ahh, yes, Muir revealing the great truths that can be revealed by the lessons of his idiot sock puppets...

Monday, April 18, 2016

"I Mean Think Of It! Sharing A Bathroom With A Male!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rococo.

Oddly enough, I'd feel the average woman would be safer sharing a bathroom with a transwoman then being anywhere in the general vicinity of the average MRA...

Thursday, April 14, 2016

"Guns Just Make Everything Better!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gelato.

As Jan harks back to the days when she was not of the hive mind, and Sam attempts the stupidest pro-gun argument ever, we once again wallow in the strange intersection of sex and violence that is Muir's love of artillery...

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

"Damn The Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because neoclassical.

And Muir continues his move to ever greater levels of flipping insanity, as more and more of the world outside his little bubble is declared enemy territory...

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

A Slice Of Life In Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the great events.

Those kids continue to horrify and astound.

Sunday, April 10, 2016

"How Dare They Rail Against Our Ignorance And Corruption!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why kale?

Right.  It's not like you people are threatening us all out of misbegotten contrarian pride, and corruption.

Except, you know, it is.

Saturday, April 9, 2016

"Clearly, This Is The Perfect Place For A Race Joke."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the tired horses in the sun.

Worth noting--the actual article puts the blame at Congress' feet, and suggests a more complicated situation than Muir seems to imagine.

But then, he doesn't really read things, does he?

Friday, April 8, 2016

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

"It's Our Terrible Scifi Premise. Just Roll With It."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey, it's that guy.

And now even the extras start to rebel against the insanity...

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

In Muir's Heart, Bad 80s Comedies Are Still King.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's a magazine called catster.  And yes, the first letter is lower-case.

You know, the worst thing about Muir's cheesecake attempts is that he is so bad at it...

Monday, April 4, 2016

"Trump Understands The Natural Order!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thumbelina.

The funny thing