Tuesday, December 30, 2014

"He Just Doesn't Understand--It's The Cops' Job To Kill The Uppity!""

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because did he tell you the story about the teeth?

It's things like this that make me forgive Al a lot of his many sins. Standing up against pure, stupid, hypocritical evil that has the gall to be self-righteous makes ANYONE look good.

Monday, December 29, 2014

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Saturday, December 27, 2014

"Their Feelings Are Invalid! Unlike Mine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Gold Coast.


Ahh, yes.  Because Muir is such a paragon of rational consideration and cold logic.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

The Gag Goes On...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Smarf.

Muir never saw a pointless gag and bit of name-dropping that he couldn't drag out for more strips than it deserved.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Ha... Ha... Ha...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Little Nemo in Slumberland.

Yep.  Bears with freakin' power tools.  Now.  While most of the cast is isolated and in one place.

Monday, December 22, 2014

Awful On So Many Levels...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mystery number.

The misogyny in this strip is so thick you could cut it.

Alongside the bullshit.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

"And The Lesson--Don't Mix Vodka And Eggnog!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the fruit of the lemon tree is impossible to eat.

Muir's inability to create likable characters tends to be exponentially worsened by his inability to create characters who behave in a reasonable manner.  So they aren't just assholes--they're crazy assholes.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

"Enjoy Badly Stenciled Car Drawings!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Avengers.

Wow!  A strip has visually empty and stationary as this so-called plot!  It's PERFECT!

Well, in its badness...

Thursday, December 18, 2014

"See How Witty And Subversive And Put Upon We Are?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in a Bamboo Grove.

And remember, this is what supposedly normal conversations between these two degenerate into...

Monday, December 15, 2014

"You See, Grandson, Seeing Others As Commodities Is A Virtue I Must Instill In You."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gironda.

Oh, El Dorado Dad.  When will you finally just give in to your urges and buy that volcano lair your heart's been secretly set on?

Sunday, December 14, 2014

"Man, Our Crazy Party Is JUST Like Christ!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bert the Turtle.

And now he enters into actual blasphemy.  Got to give Muir credit.  He always finds new lows to hit...

Saturday, December 13, 2014

"I Don't Need To Know What I'm Talking About! I'm White!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Carter Burwell.

Yes.  Why can't they be doing something productive?  Like flying a freakin' helicopter around a ranch owned by their friends.

Friday, December 12, 2014

"Yes, I'm A Paranoid Schizophrenic, Actually..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hornbook.

 And remember--he thinks he has to keep this storyline... spaced out like this...

Thursday, December 11, 2014

A Little Slice Of Sociopathic Life...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she studied Vietnamese at Yale.

And remember folks, this is just them being all... folksy...

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

The Cutting Political Commentary Is Just... Awful.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pemberly.

Sometimes, this strip seems more like an dada-esque joke pretending to be a right wing political comic.

But then you realize, no, Muir really does think he's doing quality work here.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Ha... Ha...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pencil.

So Muir finally managed to make the one likable character he ever created as bad as the rest of them.  Should have seen that one coming...

Sunday, December 7, 2014

"How Dare They Not Start Impeachment Proceedings!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because kind of funny looking.

I think Muir is kind of fuzzy on what he wants to do with this one, with the result that he simply flails wildly and hopes to achieve... something.

Saturday, December 6, 2014

"Thank Goodness We Have Such A Healthy Relationship!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because from the dusty mesa her looming shadow grows, hidden in the branches of the poison creosote.

It's the funny thing about DbD--while it's always going to be bad, every now and then it tips into horrible, and you never know when that will be.  Like this one, where Muir shows such a deep misogyny and doesn't even seem to realize it.

Friday, December 5, 2014

"And Then, We Can Put A Stake In Her Heart!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gout.

Zed is apparently so angry, that he can barely move. He is in the exact same pose as he was in yesterday's strip.  

Thursday, December 4, 2014

"All Right. I'll Upgrade Them To The Pit Of Despair!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boom like that.

Because the only way to repay awfulness is with your own, equally repugnant awfulness.  It's the Murican Way!

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

"Moses, Actually..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Galactus.

Lessons in civics from people who think Texas has the right to secede.

This going to go well.

Monday, December 1, 2014

"Well, At Least This Doesn't Make Them Vomit Pea Soup!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do NOT work.

One wonders how they keep their hellspawn fed on the souls of the innocent so far from civilization...

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Friday, November 28, 2014

"I Can't See What's Wrong With This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because zappos.

...

...

You know, I expected Muir's response to Ferguson to be bad.  I didn't expect it to be so hypocritically, stupidly bad, a combination of dehumanizing racism that treats blacks as if they were animals and Muir--the man who sees threats in phrases--declaring that blacks are being a bunch of hysterical babies about the entire matter.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

"He Is Now Automatically Not The President Anymore! I'm Sure About This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll have what I'm having.

Remember--Obama is the dangerous traitor to the nation.  Not the people living in a compound, fantasizing about killing him.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

"See! These Things Are EXACTLY Alike!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because alias Nick Beal.

So apparently, the idea is that Damon is only acting like a creepy jerk as a form of political protest. 

One wonders when he started...

Monday, November 24, 2014

"And Teaching Satanism In School!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wood pulp.

Ahh, yes.  The insane claims about sex ed parroted by Right-wingers.  Decades have passed, but they just keep getting crazier.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

And Hans Christian Anderson Joins The Horde That Muir Has Turning In Their Graves...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ah, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Man, after the last few days of utter crazy, this is almost a disappointment. Oh, sure, Muir waxing misogynistic and the worst Emperor's New Clothes scenario yet, but it's still lacks the full-fledged nuttiness we've been seeing.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

"No, Seriously, Only The Cray-Cray Can Save Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the doffing Mistress.

And the bad mixed metaphors just keep coming. This one doesn't quite top the utter craziness of yesterday, but let's give Muir some time.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

"Whereas We Are Revolutionaries Fighting For Oppressed Well-to-do White Males Everywhere!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Solutions.

So, we're getting another "Jan and Damon stay in the same spot, and talk" run of strips.  I'd say at least they're easy to draw this way, but Muir has managed to make them both look like rubber-boned, eyeless freaks, so apparently not.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

"The Stupid Hippies! Not So Groovy Now, Is It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cranberry.

Now, guess what generation is keeping the Republicans in power? 

But then Muir tends to operate by a sort of magical intuition instead of the mere facts, and there are scalps to be taken for Vietnam...

Sunday, November 16, 2014

"Clone, Clone Of My Own..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Donar's oak.

As Sam once again proves she's basically Zed as a woman, I feel obligated to note the big sport for the Romans wasn't gladiator fighting--it was chariot-racing.  And that the latter was generally more deadly than the former.

Just food for thought.



Saturday, November 15, 2014

"How Dare They Be Offended By Offensive Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because processed with alkali.

You know, this ALMOST makes you miss Victorian hypocrisy, where the sexist jerks knew they had to at least PRETEND they were being respectful to women as they disrespected them. 

Then you remember about bustles, corsets, and the utterly crap divorce laws...

Friday, November 14, 2014

"Our Latest Obsession Is Clearly The Greatest Issue In Politics!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

Wonder how long this one will last...

Thursday, November 13, 2014

"He's A Dead White Male, So He Has To Be On My Side!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because your pitiful planet is doomed.

The creepy crazyfail just keeps on going.  And going.  And going.  And Muir and his fans keep thinking there is something daring and profound in all this...

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

"My Stenciled Nude Is Proof Of My Awesomeness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because up jumped the devil.

Yes, demonstrating your eternal 12 year oldness is how you win.  Right.  Sure.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

"My Insults And Sexism Prove I'm Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Chess Box Set.

The knowledge that this is a war they are definitely losing is a great consolation to me...

Sunday, November 9, 2014

"Of Course This Also Invalidates All Our Crazy Paranoid Theories, But--BOOBIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Golden Horde.

Remember, folks, 38% voter turnout = incredible mandate.   Now here's some more word salad and nudity to get you to swallow all this.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Friday, November 7, 2014

"And This Isn't Creepy At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Shadows in the Dark.

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It's hard to believe that Muir could make this more objectionable--but he did.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

"How Best To Celebrate This? Of Course! Crude Sex Jokes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Columbia Workshop.

So, remember all those crazy paranoid things that were supposed to happen, but didn't?

Because apparently Muir doesn't.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

"They Should Be Calling For His Summary Execution! NOW!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vic and Sade.

And this is why I fully expect this victory to be pissed down the GOP's leg in virtually no time at all.  They've got to placate the cray-cray.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

"He Used To Read Me 'The Life of John Birch' To Help Me Get To Sleep!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red brick house.

I'm pretty sure Wade screams about those commie government goombah, even as he goes to cash his Social Security check...

Monday, November 3, 2014

Sunday, November 2, 2014

"Thus Said The Man From The Future!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Orff.

When the characters you want to sound like sane neutral onlookers sound instead like crazed fascistic thugs, your effort at satire has gone greatly off the rails.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Friday, October 31, 2014

Thursday, October 30, 2014

"Our Cowardice, Paranoia, And Blind Panic Are Signs Of Strength!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Orson Welles is the Shadow.

I don't know what's worse--the mad misinformation about Ebola that Muir mindlessly repeats, or the continuing potrayal of the doctors and nurse who are willing to go into a plague zone to treat an illness as feckless liberals who will kill us all through.  It's all really the most dramatic contrast between the myth of himself that Muir likes to believe and the... more pathetic reality that we've seen in a while.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

"And Don't Forget... The REPTILIANS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Athens.

Muir is really, REALLY pushing this crazy conspiracy theory.  I suppose it gives a great narrative if the Repubs underpeform this year.

Monday, October 27, 2014

"We're Absolutely Sure This Isn't Us Being Paranoid!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Danny Boy.

Remember--the only way Dems can possibly win is if they cheat.  Because otherwise, that would mean Muir's philosophy isn't as transcendently right as he imagines...

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Saturday, October 25, 2014

"She's The Regular Target Of Our Five Minute Hates!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flashlight.

And the children remain off-panel to avoid the fact that Muir can't draw kids.

Friday, October 24, 2014

"The World Is Prejuidiced Against White Folks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate hoax.

When I was a very young man, the essential wisdom of Frank Zappa's noting that while not black, there were a whole lotta times he wished he could say he wasn't white, struck me.

And at times like this, I say that myself.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Women Just Love To Hear The Sam Eliot Clone Say Things!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because James III.

...

And then a bear lunges out of the trees.  Carrying a power tool.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Saturday, October 18, 2014

"It HAS To Be A Plot! HAS TO BE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Magdalene of Brandenburg.

And you just know that Muir is simply transplanting his reaction to his imaginary Obama.  It's what makes it so... fun.

Friday, October 17, 2014

"By Declaring Things Stupid, They Become Stupid! Automatically!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because balloon.

This sort of reminds me about the endless offense over studies about cow flatulence.  Which sound ridiculous until you realize how damn many of the things there actually are, and how they release enough gas to play a part in global climate change, and how, oh, yes, it's our decisions to raise them that causes all this.  And suddenly those 'silly' studies don't seem silly, but... well, kind of important.

This is a classic play by the self-proclaimed champions of small government--because science rather frequently involves doing things that sound silly if you describe them without any context, it's easy to use a few of the odder studies and experiments to make it sound as if tons of money are being blown on frivolous things.  That these studies are typically a rather small amount of the budget--a much smaller amount than the military spending many seem strangely fond of--is immaterial.  It sounds good to them, and so it must be true.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

"Soon We Shall Be Free Of The Leeches, So We May Leech Better!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rod Steiger.

Of course, all the times Damon and Jan have enjoyed her father's wealth are completely justified.

And remember, the US is now an evil socialist dystopia!  Like in Atlas Shrugged! Only without the magic railroads. 

Among other things.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

"This Proves She Is An Evil Jerk! And Not A Good Jerk, Like Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I will twine with my mingles and wavy black hair.

As usual Muir's ongoing efforts to make Skye the worst person imaginable are harmed by the fact that he has no idea how to make a character who isn't the worst person imaginable to anyone who approaches a normal psyche.

Monday, October 13, 2014

"Think We Can Recycle The Same Panel Again?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because be happy you have a 120 year lease.


Ahh, the high quality work that make DbD... what it is.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

"Ahhh! We're All Gonna Die!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lady From Shanghai.

Clearly, Obama has failed until we hear the borders have been shut, and potential Ebola victims warded away with gunshots...

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

"Since They Won't Make With The Full Cray-Cray, They're LAAAAADIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fear kills the mind.

I wait for the day when Republicans are viewed as sissies for not bludgeoning Democrats unconscious with canes in the chamber.

It'd be the ultimate sign of the 180 degree turn the Republicans have  made in their existence...

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

"What Important Things Did The Hubble Telescope Ever Discover Just By Looking, Hmmmm?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slughorn.

I don't know what's worse--the awful attempt at philosophical depth, or the fact that the punchline doesn't connect to the start of the strip...

Monday, October 6, 2014

"See! They Were Just LYING About Hating War!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the vanishing of Ambrose Bierce.

Apparently whoever complied that tape didn't look very hard...

Sunday, October 5, 2014

"They Are Diseased Vermin! Hiss! Hiss!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Emerald Isle.

There's nothing quite like the sight of a blustering coward convincing himself that his panic is courage.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

"Yes, A Bunch Of Normal Guys. With A Billionare Friend."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shouldn't talk about it.

Sometimes this strip reads like a less competent version of Lil' Orphan Annie, with strippers.  I'm serious.  It's got the same Democrat-bashing and the wealthy deus ex machina character.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

"Bad 'Star Wars' Jokes! That's What We Need!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because unicorn.

Well, now we know that the change in format isn't going to mean a change in quality.

It's still dire.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

"That's Right, Hon--Sell That Format Change!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flounder.

As always with Muir, one is struck not only by his sexism, but his sheer ineptitude as an erotic artist...

Monday, September 29, 2014

"It's... It's Like Elected Officials That Think Government Is A Farce And A Problem Are Greed And Cynical, Or Something..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because la Mole.

And remember, the answer to this is people who believe more FERVANTLY in the Free Market!  That's it!  There is no other answer!

Sunday, September 28, 2014

"It Was One Them There Pair A Bulls..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because by the rivers of Babylon.

"If we set the ship we're in on fire, they'll HAVE to listen to us!  They'll just have to!"

Saturday, September 27, 2014

"Real 'Muricans Wear Cowboy Hats! An' Manly Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because canto nero.

Ahh, man.  As long Russian Guyovitch is just being Russian Guyovitch, he's a pretty likable goofball.  It's kind of symptomatic that Muir tends to imagine positive traits as negatives...

Friday, September 26, 2014

"Hurray! We Defeated The Evil Reverse-Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Omnium.

You can tell a lot about a person by their word choice. For example "black supremacist" tells you that you're dealing with an entitled white jackass.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

When Even You Are Aware The Ideas Are Bad, It's Not A Good Sign...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wacky races.

The amazing thing is that there are people for who Muir's "nudes" are a draw...

Monday, September 22, 2014

"See, They Understand That They Don't Really Have To Be Loyal To The Usurpers..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because black dog and goat.

It's astonishing to watch things that happen go through the wingnut sphere  and become distorted beyond recognition, as if they entered the event horizon of a black hole.

Which in a way they did.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

...Charming...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no sun is shining anymore.

Hey... it's Boris Badenov spouting sexist drivel!  Hurrah!

Saturday, September 20, 2014

"And I Will Also Be Hunting Moose and Squirrel!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Electric Ladyland.

Oh, Russian Guyovitch!  Who could stay mad at you, even if you are a terrible deadbeat dad?  You're still the closest Muir has ever gotten to writing a human being.  Even if he does have you talking like Ensign Chekov.

Friday, September 19, 2014

"Our Cast Is Freaky Small As It Is..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pope Formosus.

And so Grandpa Texas becomes a cast member, blending in with such triumphant characters as El Dorado Dad and Samurai Mom to guarantee that every member of the previous generation is a crude stereotype.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

"Hey, I Just Realized This Is Stupid, And Kinda Racist..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because New Cardiff!

Every now and then, the old Jan, who Muir wrote to be the wrong liberal foil peeks out, and reminds us that back then, she was the only likable character by default.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

"See! They're Only Liberal Because They're Genetically-Predisposed To Be Parasites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because obnoxious person.

Ahh.  Always fun to see the latest Right-Wing pseudoscience proclaiming that acting like a greedy twelve-year old is supermature and proof of how utterly right you are.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

"This Bit Of Randism Is Clearly Right! Because It Has 'Science' In It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because House of Farnese.

And of course, Muir knows that he and his are on the "right" side of that half, and so may curse the bugs on the ground with impunity...

Monday, September 15, 2014

"It Is Failing Because I Declare It Is Failing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because doodlebug.

So, how does one handle the world not fitting the "Obama is a commufascist Islamist terrorist hugger" meme?

One ignores the world, to focus on a realm of pure crazy.  After all--reality hasn't stopped Muir yet!

Sunday, September 14, 2014

"It's All Really About The Illuminati! Even Liberal Jan Knows This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Wind Rises.

Well, that was a big bowl of racist-sexist-crazy.  It's moments like this that the fact that all his characters are basically a racist white guy in a variety of masks shine through.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

They Can Flaut Authority Through Violence! Hence Good!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Queen of Elves she crawled from a bush.

...

...

So, she needs to get out so she can... brutalize people heading into the US.

Yeah, Muir really has a bad sense of irony.

Friday, September 12, 2014

"Nudity And Other Sexist Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the king has been a prisoner and a prisoner long in Spain.

Yeah.  And Muir sets Skye up to be the villain here.  Classy.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

"We're Just Playing This One By Ear Now, Folks..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we're going to Kashmir.

It somehow makes sense that Muir would eventually ruin the one halfway likeable character he's ever made.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

"They'll Be Killing People For Us! Won't That Be Great?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because White Lotus Magic.

Forty acres and a mule.

More evidence for the "Muir doesn't actually understand history" folder.  (Which is now so full, it's actually two folders...)

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Monday, September 8, 2014

Sunday, September 7, 2014

"Look At Our Incredible Daring!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the dirtiest town in the west.

...

Right.  So, anti-immigrant racism, meets anti-Muslim racism, meets crazy paranoia that puts effing ISIS on our southern border to create a little toxic bubble of hate.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

No, It's More Like A Bad Episode Of 'Andy Griffith', With Two Barney Fifes...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radish.

...Wow.

Leaving aside the entire bad Game of Thrones comparison--they just moved to the compound.  I've been joking about for sometime now, and yet it has come to pass.

Friday, September 5, 2014

"Which Is Also Being Invaded By A Foreign Army, No?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Penelope Rich.

Man, this is why having your cast members light off to foreign war zones is a bad idea...

Thursday, September 4, 2014

"These Awesome Guns Prove Your Awesome Awesomeness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bitter water.

And remember, in this strip, these people are the sacred holders of all that is good and pure.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

"Sorry 'Bout The Continuity Snarl... Here's Some Artillery."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because all the young kids.

It's always funny, watching Muir realize he's made an error, because for every one he catches, there are half a dozen he misses, and the solution he uses are almost invariably more ridiculous than the initial problem...

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

"You're Totally Like The Slavocratic Military Dictator Of The Nastiest City In Greece!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I ride through the city's backsides.

Something scary started when the US started admiring the Spartans instead of scorning them...

Monday, September 1, 2014

Sunday, August 31, 2014

"See? Tracing Him Is Cool, Because I've Lampshaded It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ronjon.

And yet another clichéd parent appears.  I shall call Zed's dad "TEXAN GUY"!  Because that is apparently exactly how much thought Muir put into his character.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

"Yep, A Crude Moron, Just Like Me..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why not?

And remember, he thinks this shows what quality people Zed père and frère are.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Thursday, August 28, 2014

"I See Now That Bigotry And Evil Are The Way Of The Righteous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bananas Foster.

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Says the (fictional) woman whose husband doesn't believe in global warming, or any science that inconveniences him for that matter.

Astonishing how Muir's characters get stupider as his approval for them grows, isn't it?

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

"Yeah! They're All Teh Gays!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Humpty Dumpty.

Ah, yes, the ongoing "improvement" of Jan into another hateful idiot bigot.  Muir's cast continues its ongoing efforts to be the most obnoxious bunch of assholes imaginable.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Saturday, August 23, 2014

"The Cop Who Shot A Man Is A Victim, You Uppity Negro!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Samsonite.

And there's the racism, thick and heavy.  (But remember, folks, saying Muir's is being racist when he's being racist is racist on the Square Planet.)

Friday, August 22, 2014

"Why Can't You Leave Those Fine Gentlemen In The Feguson PD Alone?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grotesque.

Right.  How dare he not simply allow the Ferguson police to handle it in the sterling manner in which they are doing?  Why this is just like the Sixties, when those damn Northerners came south and started interfering with the natural order. 

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

"Also, Remember To Hang Your Food In A Tree!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Edsel.

Muir.  Trying so hard to be wacky, with a determinedly bad sense of humor.  Sort of like a bad National Lampoon movie.

Monday, August 18, 2014

"Distracting Thing! Distracting Thing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Cowper Powys.

Ahh, yes, let's focus on the most sordid side of the byzantine power struggles that mark Texas politics and avoid dealing with Missouri until the tear gas is all gone...

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Saturday, August 16, 2014

"You Are Not One Of The Privileged Few Who Know The Truth!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you remember Uncle Joe--he was the one who was afraid to cut the cake.

Oh well.  At least he isn't using Damon to explain what's going down in Missouri to us.

...

...

Crap.  It's going to be awful.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

"Not You Silly Women. Or Those Bush-dwelling Blacks! And Forget About Those Heathen Chinese!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Wally.

The best part of this idiotic racist twaddle is that Muir is about as much a standard-bearer for civilization as Orval Faubus was in his day...

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

"Everyone Is So Mean To Us Because We're So AWESOME!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Burgrr.

Yeah.  Yeah.  You know, with the shit that's going down in Missouri, this self-pity and self-inflation disguised as commentary is really stomach-turning...

Monday, August 11, 2014

"Black Racists Who Persecute White NOT-Racists Like Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the captains.

Yes, Muir knows what REAL racism is--anything against white people--and what REAL Christianity is--whatever he believes.  And he knows that his opponents are degenerate and cowardly, and that he could whip them in a fist fight, if it ever came to that.

Not that it ever will, but he knows he could.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

"I'm Sure They're Waving The Muslims Right Through!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oooh, child.

So inconvenience and security measures cause Muir to fantasize about murderous rampages?

Nice to know.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

"He Should Be Riding A MONSTER TRUCK!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a hard knock life.

And now he's insulting Obama for doing something I rather doubt Muir is physically capable of--he strikes me as the kind of guy who is beer-muscling his way through life, imagining that if a real fight comes up, he would naturally be triumphant.  And praising Putin.  Ahh, American Right wing "patriots".  Admiring an idiot de facto dictator, and wishing we had someone like that here.

Friday, August 8, 2014

Thursday, August 7, 2014

"And I'm Betting It's Filled With Smelly Jerks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because say her name fifty times.

Muir's never one to let a lack of information prevent him from forming an immediate, rock-hard, and highly critical opinion.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

"I'm Sorry, Dear! I'm Being Almost Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because James Fenimore Cooper.

Ahh.  Muir's semi-yearly almost clever strip. 

Of course,  there is the question of WHY he's reading the medication list right then...

Monday, August 4, 2014

Like Marilyn Monroe. Only... Bad.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flambé.

...Why does Muir imagine he knows how to make things sexy?  Why?

Sunday, August 3, 2014

"We Are So Being Oppressed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 42 in '47.

Ahh, the never-ending whine of imagined white privilege.  Because you know you deserve things by being innately better than... those people.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

"They Don't Respect Us! That's Why They Must All Die!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jaeger.

"Hey, why do people respond to us acting like jerks as if we were acting like jerks?"

Friday, August 1, 2014

"They Are Trying To Keep The White Man Down!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you wake up in the morning, you hear the work bell ring.

Well, it's illegal to just ask suspected illegals to show you their papers on the street.  For reasons that are pretty obvious when one pauses to think on it. 

Thursday, July 31, 2014

"They Are Unworthy And Weak, As They Won't Go Full Crazy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oleander.

Yeah.  Sure.  Right.  Republicans problem is they're too nice and yielding.  Right.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

"How Dare They Attack Our 51st State!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because salve.

Ahh, the surest sign of patriotism--loyalty to the aims of another nation over your own, and regardless of any ethical concerns.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

"I Mean, They're Clearly Not Mexican! So Why Should They Have To Wait?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because piccolo.

Well, on the one hand we missed having Damon explain the inner decadence of liberalism to Skye again.  On the other--we got this strip, which demonstrates that Muir doesn't even think through his complaints...

Monday, July 28, 2014

"See! This Is What All Liberals REALLY Want!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because scrambled eggs.

And two to one, Muir uses his fake black man and his fake liberal to have a fake discussion tomorrow.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

"Now, Let's Destroy Our Cellphones!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pom far.

Guns.  The answer to all of life's problems, in the Muirverse.  Including guns.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Pinups From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because I have heard the rumors of the Thugee cult.

And the worst thing about Muir's softcore?\

He's so bad at it.

Friday, July 25, 2014

"And This Shows How We're The Good Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cuckoo's a pretty bird.

The evil decadence of the left must be fought, so that the good decadence of the Right may triumph!

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

"I Mean--Assassination And Rule By The Gun--These Are GOOD Things, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's day and night she followed him.

But remember, folks, if the Secret Service were to start checking on these heavily-armed people who seriously talk about killing the President, it'd be tyranny. 

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

"If It Ain't Snake-Handler, It Ain't REAL Christianity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red coat.

And Zed and Sam are proud that they are not fooled by the CONSPIRACY!  They know that real Christian groups treat poverty--with harsh raps on the skull, for being lazy!

Monday, July 21, 2014

"Doubtless, She Will Be Fo-Shizzling!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll be in my great castle--inquire for Reynardine.

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Yeah.  To paraphrase Zero Mostel, "they think they're witty".

Sunday, July 20, 2014

"And This Proves It's All Hokum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Madadayo!

Somehow, I get the impression Muir was just thrilled to write those opening panels.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

"I Have Seen It In A Flying Saucer!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was indescribable.

America's racists just keep getting crazier, don't they?  There's no bottom--they just keep falling further and further down...

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

"They're The Nazi-Analogues! Not The Self-Appointed Border Guards!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Midnight Express.

Amazing how Muir always insists, against large amounts of evidence, that his side is the persecuted ones in any arrangement...

Monday, July 14, 2014

"We Aren't Racist! We Have Imaginary Black And Hispanic Friends!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bulgaria.

Ahh, the modern Right's answer to racism.

Insist doesn't exist.  They like black people, and just wish they wouldn't be so uppity...

Sunday, July 13, 2014

"And That Is Why The Killing Shall Begin!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alexandru Lăpușneanu.

You know the funny thing about that whole 'future spree killer' rant is that Muir remains convinced that the country is now on his side, and soon, soon, President Blacula's doom will be nigh.

This about the twentieth time he's prophesized the upcoming revolution, and it's gotten ever more tiresome.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

"Shun The TAINTED ONE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Prester John.

I'm half expecting them to launch into that clone scream from the Invasions of the Body Snatchers remake...

Thursday, July 10, 2014

"And Let's Not Forget The Fluoride In The Water, Hon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and midgets.

So... does the fact that this evil plan doesn't make any sense whatsoever matter to Muir?

Oh, what am I saying.  Of course not.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

"You See, If You Don't Understand Things, It's Easy To Make Everything A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tiger fudge.

Man, I'm having Clinton flashbacks.  Because that was the thing with Clinton--back when he was President, you didn't just hear that he was a bad president, you heard he was bad period, and involved in vast conspiracies to smuggle drugs, kill people, and undermine the nation.

And this from people who'd looked the other way when a previous President had authorized selling weapons to terrorists.  So that we could finance OTHER terrorists.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

"Clearly, He Is Just Being Random And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the mirror on reflection, has climbed back on the wall.

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...

Yes, of course, the President WANTS this to happen, so that he can... do something.  LOOK, JUST ACCEPT THAT HE'S EVIL INCARNATE, OKAY?

Monday, July 7, 2014

Friday, July 4, 2014

"Patriotism=BOOBIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jonathan Sumption.

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Never since Fellini has a man succeeded in making nudity so unappealing.  And Fellini did intentionally.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

"And Fantasizing About Killing The President Through Inhumane Methods Proves How American We Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the faithful hussar.

Of course, in the real world, I'd give Muir's pals exactly five minutes if they tried to actually seize control of a government. 

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Monday, June 30, 2014

"Yes, Fund More Quality Entertainment Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because farouche.

Next up--offering the used bottle of whiskey that serves as "inspiration"...

Sunday, June 29, 2014

And They Stay Married... Why?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because monkey of the mind.

"No, no, be glad I'm the slut-shaming, warmongering hypocritical asshole you know and love, who pulls passive-aggressive shit like this all the time..."

Saturday, June 28, 2014

"The Gag Is The Plot Really Has Gone Completely Off The Rails!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because warlord period.

You know, the ultrafast recap gag is so old that you pretty much have to do a twist on it to make it work.  But that would take imagination, and Muir doesn't have that...

Friday, June 27, 2014

"Racism And Penis Jokes. A Winning Combination."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a magic mushroom growing in the muck.

You know, this reminds me Archer.  Except that Muir doesn't realize that his cast is loathsome.  And thus, it isn't funny.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

"He's Funny-Looking!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Public Enemy.

Or in other words, still nothing, but it might just be an exciting nothing.  Soon.  He's SURE  of it!

Monday, June 23, 2014

"They're All Turning Against Me! And So They Must All Perish!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because magnolia.

I see that the number of people ideologically pure enough to satisfy Muir continues to drop.  Remember--you have to hate all the right people, or you no longer count, and are now eligible for hatred.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

"So... He's An Absolute Monarch Who Has To Call An Estates-General To Raise Taxes?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gravel.

You know, this tortured analogy gets more tortured every time Muir uses it.  One wishes he would read an actual history of the things he talks about, but that's sort of like wishing for wings, isn't it?

Friday, June 20, 2014

Monday, June 16, 2014

"But We'll Fight Them, No Matter What Magical Powers They Possess."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shut up, Vanessa Redgrave.

Muir's efforts at a message of hope suffer from the fact that he doesn't realize that he's the paranoid one pushing conspiracy theories. 

Sunday, June 15, 2014

They'll Have To Call It The Second Whiskey Rebellion...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because die the noblest of noble deaths.

As Muir once again waxes rhapsodic that everything he's always been saying has been proven utterly true, ONCE AGAIN--only, he never seems to quite remember the last time he said that--the stirring call to arms is issued.  And so, we are once again assured that Muir and his fellows will be taking to the streets ANY DAY NOW.  Only, not really.  But eventually.  Maybe.

Friday, June 13, 2014

Thursday, June 12, 2014

"That Decadent Fool! Our Nudity Loving Readers Know His Inner Weakness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

Muir always gets crass even by his standards as the fundraiser drags on.  And considering that those standards are pretty low as is...

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

"Our Epic Triumph Means That More Money Is Bound To Come! Soon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mother of mercy! Is this the end of Rico?

Every year, the fundraiser takes a little longer, and I think Muir is starting to get distressed.  Now it's cutting into his gloating time at the defeat of a Republican by another Republican.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

"They Should Totatlly Do It, The Pussies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you're gonna need a bigger boat.

I almost feel sorry for the Republicans.  Then I remember they chose to drink the crazyevil.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Another Thing For The Troggs To Complain About.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Fantabulous Contraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel.

Yeah.  This one of the ones where you're left with the feeling that Muir's twin muses were his endless search for True Scotsmen, and old Jack Daniels.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

"And I Clearly Know What I'm Talking About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a hole in the sleeve.

Right.  That's why they want it.  Not so they can sort genuine death threats from stupid jokes.  Nope.  To track sarcasm. 

Friday, June 6, 2014

"Cause They're All Dead, You Know. That's Why We Have To Speak For Them."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Manchu Bannermen.

Hmm how about this--they'd see you as the whiny, treasonous "America Firsters" you are, and give you a black eye for pretending to know what fascism is.

Oh, and enjoy this scene from The Best Years of Our Lives, which demonstrates that yes, assholes have always been fond of flag pins.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

"Many, If We Could Only Return To The Halcyon Days Of Bush!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because down with the traitors.

Ahhh... Concern troll is concerned.  And wants you to forget that his solution to all this is...

LOOK AT THE PRETTY BIRD!

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

"I'm Sticking By The Leperous Color Scheme!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because great atomic power.

Yeah.  It's funny how Muir's attempts to approve his art generally wind up looking creepy and awful, isn't it?

Monday, June 2, 2014

"Gimme Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Barbara Radizwill.

Perhaps someone should point out to him that donations to keep a comic running aren't really how the free market works at all...

Ehh, he hasn't managed to figure that out so far...

Sunday, June 1, 2014

"This Is SO Going To Turn Out To Be A Big Deal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because more than just survival.

And in two years, this will be one of those constantly referenced items from within the right wing bubble that can't live outside of them...

Saturday, May 31, 2014

"This Proves All These Are BAD!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mehmet Agha Azzam.

Using a multiple murderer to prove your sexist bullshit is right.

Yeah, I'm going to put this as a new low on Muir's part.

Friday, May 30, 2014

"And This Makes All The Ogling Of Women All Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Francis Stephen.
Some times I think Freud would have a field day with this strip...

Thursday, May 29, 2014

"She Is Old And Icky, And Definitely Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because devil's ear.

And again underneath the screaming the furtive whisper 'What will we do in 2016?'

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

"Snort Up The Outrage, Folks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what a nightmare!

Muir--always on the lookout for something to be offended about...  Come on--living in a state of rage takes a lot out of you!  Hate must be fueled!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

"We Need To Declare War On Mexico, And Shoot The Rich People Who Don't Vote Our Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a horse.

Right wing populism is an interesting beast.  After all the saber-rattling is done, it is if anything even MORE resentful of the wealthy, and yet it tends to channel that resentment at a select group of targets--the rich people who aren't a member of the group.  Naturally, if the group narrows... things get messy.

"If We Can't Keep Dangerous Amounts Of Ammo Around, And Occasionally Threaten And Kill People, How Will Our Lives Be Worth Willing?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Willow.

The irony here is just... oozing, isn't it?

Sunday, May 25, 2014

"We're Not Projecting! You Are! YOU ARE THE CRAZY, EVIL ONES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Durres, Albania.

And of course, there is no grotesque distortion of positions, words, and events in that entire list.  And even Liberal Jan sees the obvious truth here!

Friday, May 23, 2014

"Why Does Everybody Suddenly Look Like They Have Leprosy? MAKEUP!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because CUP.

Yeah, somehow the incredibly weird coloring manages to overshadow the typical "everyone to the left of me is a communist!' shenanigans.  Because... damn.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

"Maybe We Should Get Back On Our Meds. We're Starting To Do The Word Association Thing..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Phanariotes.

"And remember, once again, even Liberal Jan knows the conspiracy is real, and out to get you and that we are in danger, and arglebargle... NURSE, MORE SERUM!  I NEED it for my mind!"

Monday, May 19, 2014

Sunday, May 18, 2014

"Ha, Ha! This Is So Funny, And Proves How Stupid They Are! And How Smart I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cao Xueqin.

And we again see the paradox of the Right, which fears oppression by a government that it also sees as comically inept.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

"I'm Not! You Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slow ride.

I believe people's big problem with Tebow was that he was a self-aggrandizing asshole, with the over-the-top displays of "piety" being a quirk of that.

Friday, May 16, 2014

"Heh Heh. I Make Funny Bout Gay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hearts of oak are our ships, jolly tars our are men.

Those bastards.  Screaming their empathy at you.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Sunday, May 11, 2014

"And This Is Totally Not A Crazy Conspiracy Theory, Because My Imaginary Liberal Agrees!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sylvia!

I wonder what happens when 2016 rolls around and elections happen right on schedule.

Probably we are told that the conspiracy has reached a newer, more subtle level of evil.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

"Admittedly, I Had To Do A Few Hits For Our Boss..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cthulhu fhtagn. 

So Muir thinks the continued reveling in the easy outs and privileges enjoyed by his thoroughly loathsome characters makes for sterling entertainment.  Instead of watching jerks get away with things.

Friday, May 9, 2014

"Well, We'll Stand Tall Against The Evil Forces Of Commufascism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grotesque.

Watch, as Muir proudly reveals his ignorance of history and politics!   Watch as Mussolini and Lenin get put right next to each other on the political spectrum, based on... facial expressions, apparently. 

Thursday, May 8, 2014

"Enjoy My Groping, Dear!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

Yeah.  I thought about making a comment about the rampant sexism in this strip--but instead I'll focus on the fact that a wonky coloring job has turned Damon pea green.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

"Our Married Life Is Internet Endorsements And Petty Sniping!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because clown shoes.

Well, I suppose after the high crazy the last week or so has been we needed a comedown, in the form of a cartoon that is merely dull, unfunny and a blatant endorsement of a book Muir just read...

Sunday, May 4, 2014

"She Is Such An Entitled Loser, Who Is Not Like Me At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the flounder.

As we watch more Right myths get trotted out, the question becomes--is Muir really so blind as to miss how his cast is a bunch of foolish, loathsome hypocrites?

And the answer is apparently 'yes, yes, he is'.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

"Why Is It No One Passes Our Perfect Purity Tests?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because love is all around me, and so the feeling grows.

Keep those circular firing squads firing!

Friday, May 2, 2014

"You Don't Deserve Our Help Like The Other Cast Members Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rembrandt.

And once again, Muir tries to make Skye the worst, but merely makes her one jerk among jerks.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

"And Of Course All Of This Is Perfectly Legal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horn of doom.

The sad thing is, Muir thinks that this makes his cast even more likable rebels against the evil government...

On the other hand, El Dorado Dad gets ever more... disturbing...

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

"How Dare They Attack Our Godgiven Right To Be Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the bonny shoals of herring.

And now Ray Bradbury joins the ranks of authors Muir's "homaged".  I suspect he'd find it less than flattering.  But then Ray was always an odd man...

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

"It HAS To Be A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if I had wings like Noah's dove, I'd fly up the river to the one I love.

Yes.  The fact that so many Republicans are facing legal troubles HAS to be the result of evil plotting.  It can't be the result of a party whose philosophy that government is the problem makes its members even more likely to engage in corrupt practices when in power, and prone to see themselves as above the law, which creates more problems.  Nope.  I mean, sure, when Democrats are facing problems, it's proof of their party's lack of moral fiber and danger to these United States--but Republicans?  Nah, just a plot.  Just a plot.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Two Different Demonstrations Of Awfulness.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's the laying in the ground that's long.

And here we see Muir treating Damon's awfulness as if it was lovable, and him treating his paranoid theories as if they were fact.

Fun times.  Fun times.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

"It Confuses Me Therefore It's Meaningless!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because they could no longer there.

Ahh, the same fine grasp of issues that had Muir praising the Iraqi War for years...

Thursday, April 24, 2014

"Pfft. Should Have Named Him After Reagan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because with mango.  For flavor.

And now another reminder that Jan is one of THOSE people...  even if she is one of the good ones, who generally can be counted on to support real Murikans.

You know, it says something that "liberal" and "Hispanic" are pretty much interchangeable in Muir's inner vocabulary.  With both being synonyms for "other".

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

"They're, Like, Totally Oppressing Me, Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tabasco Habanero.  It's a Jamaican-style sauce.

Muir screams about the police state.  In the comic strip he publishes online.

You know, somehow the jerks who used to beat up the hippies have now acquired all the hippies' worse traits, while remaining the vile bastards they always were at heart.  Thus becoming something new and terrible.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Sunday, April 20, 2014

"And The Version We Thought Up After Huffing Paint Shall Become The Accepted Reality!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because farfarnu.

Yeah, why do people pick on you guys?  You're just a bunch of government-hating, gun-hoarding nuts who regularly break the law.  Upstanding citizens, all the way.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

"Yeah... Diplomatic Immunity Really, REALLY Doesn't Work Like That..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hortense.

And Zed responds to his "unjust persecution"--ONCE AGAIN--with the very sort of actions he's being "unjustly persecuted" for.  But hey--he's a good guy, and that makes it right by default.

Friday, April 18, 2014

"Thank God That We Have Ultrapowerful Connections..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fiddler.

You know, moments like this, Muir's absolute failure as an artist hits you.  With years of work, he's created a lousy strip with small cast of loathsome characters who don't make any sense. 

Thursday, April 17, 2014

"Real Heroes Abuse Their Connections And Hide Behind Legal Loopholes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shampoo.

Ahh.  Yes.  Muir's All-American hero can mock authority... thanks to his connection to a shadowy, wealthy South American.

You know--in fiction, that's usually a... villain thing.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

"It's Like There's Some Kind Of System To What They're Doing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ahhh-oooo yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Does Zed imagine that because he showed up they should have cancelled the raid?  Instead of this being a simple way of quite possibly having the dangerous government sniper who's been known to treat the law as something for other people out of the way when you raid his place?

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

"Our Righteous War Against Our Own Government Shall Continue With Many Glorious Victories!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Wowie Zowie, you're so neat!

So the guys who came with all the rifles, and threatened to kill people?  Not terrorists. 

Just so you knew.

"So, It Doesn't Count, Because We Think Someone Is Cheating!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sinookas.

So clearly the only solution was for a horde of militias to converge on the area, so that the federal agents had to back off or risk the damn thing turning into Waco with cattle.  Because that what you do when you have justice on your side.  Appeal to force.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

"Flag On The Moon! How'd It Get There?"


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because maybe we could all learn a thing or two from those sandwiches.

Some times, the crazy around the latest Right Wing Issue of the Day flies so thick it subsumes the actual issue.