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It's the Day's Day of Days! Because aspodel.

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Well, that strip just happened.

And what a way to wrap up a year.

"Death Threats For All Who Dare Imply That Guns Are Ungood!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Basil Karlo.

Threatening your sister-in-law. Charming as ever, Captain Mitty.

"You Need To Be More Racist, Mr. President!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because stinkbugs.

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This is the song of a man who hates this country, but thinks he loves it, who is an avid coward, but thinks he is brave, who is an easily manipulated fool, who thinks he is cagy and wise.

Said by his pretend wife, who is a minority member when she needs to be.

"I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing, Mitch!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm standing at the Gates of the West.


Sometimes, I wish senior Republicans would realize that they aren't just riding the tiger, they're feeding the fucking crocodile.

"I Want My White Supremacists To Be Even More In Your Face About It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because though cowards flinch and traitors sneer.

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I'd ask "does he realize how stupid this looks?" but the answer is clearly "no".

"Yeah! Fake Me Is Having So Much Of The Sex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because those who dance must pay the fiddler.

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This is pathetic, in so many ways.

"Let The Bad Softcore Commence!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Laphroaig.

How many time have we seen exactly that same picture of Zed of late?

I mean, I know I shouldn't be surprised, but sometimes Muir's ongoing degeneration as an artist comes into a sharp focus.

"He Is Totes A Guy I'd Drink A Beer With!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because most of the other competitors come from countries without swimming pools.

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And we once again get Muir living his impoverished fantasy life, where his heroes are his drinking buddies.

"Your Former Heresy Is Forgiven, Senator!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he's the universal soldier.

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Muir's bizarre mancrush on Cruz returns, only a smidgen less embarrassing than his bizarre mancrush on Trump.

"They Are All Doing The Bidding Of Their Jew Master!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sweet potato casserole.

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Imagine being able to draw shit like this, make it, stare it and say to yourself with a satisfied chuckle, "Wow, I'm sure sticking it to the Dems."

If you could, you'd be Muir.

"Impeachment Stupid! Now Bad Porn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because jumbalya.

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Sometimes this strip really makes me want to bleach my eyeballs.

"Huh Huh. Dey Ladies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whiskey rickey.

Wow.  Sexism and ignorance. How delightful.

"When Did We Ever Mock The Apeman Michelle Obama?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whiskey sour.

Memory of a hypocritical goldfish, this one.

"They Are So Foolish Not To Discount Polls That Say Things I Don't Want To Believe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ride the snake.

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You know, I keep saying that Muir's projection is utter and total, because damn it, he keeps demonstrating that this is so.

"Oh, Sister, I Will Show You The Godliness Of The Right Soon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because St. Kilda.

Man, the hivemind's demolished what little brains Skye had, hasn't it?

"She Be Ooogly, Hur Hur!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because is for all that, an' all that.

Ahh. Charming Muir. Real charming.

"That's How The Law Works, Right, Walter?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Peter Capaldi.

Ahh, yes, gun nuts' fantasy of their valiant resistance against the rest of us. Well, it's good to know that the Left shall always be represented by the easily persuaded and pathetically informed Skye in Muir's world.

"This Totally How Politics Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm going to have some fun.

Gonna be a long year...

So Much Ick...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it was a little bit frightening, but they moved with expert timing.

I should have known that something creepy and sexist would pop up in this storyline.

The Sitcom From Hell Goes Full Survivalist

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Super Infra-Man!

Remember when this was just a shitty workplace comedy?

Takes you back, doesn't it?

"This Is What Will Protect Me From The Collapse Of Civilization!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shiv.

This is the weirdest Captain Mitty interval yet.

"Do It! Tyranny Would Be Awesome!"

It's the Day's Days of Days! Because Susan Egan as Rose Quartz.

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Jesus, the lack of self-awareness here is reaching new heights. And also lows.

"He Really IS An 11th Dimensional Chess Master!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Derry Girls.

It's always interesting to see Muir's advanced delusion that Trump is a master wheeler-dealer surviving things like getting played by Kim Jung-Un.

Multiple times.

So Much Unintentional Irony Here...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Evie Sands.

Now wait for Muir to refer to constitutionally mandated matter of impeachment as a coup, and ignore all the ways that Trump violates the Constitution in the Right's eternal game of "Heads I Win, Tails You Lose, And Also, You're a Commufascist!"

"None Of It's Real! Also, Youse Is All Corrupt!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, wait.

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I see that Muir has once again constructed an alternate world out of silly string and bullshit.

"Those Ukranians! The Cause Of All The World's Woes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when the world's on fire.

Seeing as the politics of this can be summed up as "Every aspect of this is wrong", let's focus on those grotesque Trump drawings.

Yeesh.

"Y-You Aren't Mean To Me, Like Real Democrats!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Sound of Wilson Pickett.

 You know, it says something that Muir's effort to swipe at the Democrats makes his version of Trump seem pathetic.

"Yes, His Victory Is Inevitable!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'd be the moon when the sun goes down, just to let you know I'm still around.

2020 is going to be one annoying year, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, knew that coming in.

"Chicks DIG Him! REALLY!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I were the sun, up there, I wouldd glow with love everywhere.

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There's just so many damn issues with that. SO MANY DAMN ISSUES.

"We Is So Subversive!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is in the South Texas town of El Paso.

I don't know whether this is supposed to be a Joker reference, or if Muir just decided that clown masks would be funny.

"This All Made Sense After I Finished That Bottle Of Everclear..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Lord Haw-Haw.

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That is just so painfully bad that it defies comment.  You just stare at it and wince.