Monday, February 28, 2011

"He's Clearly Failed! Clearly!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the dogs with bees in their mouth.

Muir, who fiddled as Iraq burned for years, insists that Obama must do SOMETHING in Libya. It really doesn't matter what.

Actually, it's kind of amusing. Muir never can keep the various Obamas he's made up straight. Or notice that they sort of contradict each other. Is Obama the terrifying President Blacula, the leader of Islamocommufacism, and the greatest threat to the nation ever? Or the ineffectual President Manton Moreland, a pathetic lazy weakling who tries to pretend he's better than people? He can't be both--but Muir imagines he can.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

"Wese Is The Bwave Wesistance!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm staying here.

And here's the Right's little fantasy world summed up--they're the brave resistance fighting the evil empire for freedom. That the "evil empire" wants to make sure people have health care, the 'brave resistance' has enjoyed significant support by the wealthy, and that their definition of "freedom" includes torture and spying--well, that doesn't matter. A Real Murikan knows that the important thing isn't the details--it's saying you're for freedom, and opposing President Blacula, who has upset white guys by not being a white guy.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

"Let Them Cut Off Their Noses To Spite Their Face!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because damage.

And now it all comes out. Muir is so full of anti-intellectual, antigovernment, antiunion bullshit, he really imagines that everyone SHOULD do something that will damage them to get back at those stuck-up, snooty, overpaid teachers.

Because remember--only rich people should have any control over their salaries.

Friday, February 25, 2011

"Ha! I'm Wise To You Bastards!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's the pranksters' bible.

Yep! Democrats are all corrupt and evil. And all this union talk is hooey. Now let the Republicans deregulate everything, so they can usher in a utopia of free-market capitalism, where every worker is paid whatever their bosses choose to pay them.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

"Also--Umm--Look Behind You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because heat wave.

Yep! That shows 'em! When you've been caught with your pants down--concoct some weak rejoinder based on false equivalency! And remember--just because your a union-bashing pseudo-populist who loves the military, and thinks the country needs to be rescued from the commies by returning to a vague concept of the past--doesn't make comparison to the fascists at all appropriate.

Not if it hurts your fee-fees.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

"How Dare You Not Just Sit There Take It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Barcelona!

Remember when Republican opposition to health care reform was brave and laudable? Well, Democrat resistance to Republicans trying to break unions is cowardly and evil, because when Republicans win, it's real.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

"Union Members! Masters Of Fraud And Treachery!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because chicken parmesan is vegan, right?

And Muir continues to smear union members, and eagerly awaits the days when people like him--will be completely at the mercy of the rich people he thinks are his friends.

Monday, February 21, 2011

"Evil Union Members! Your Decadent Softness Threatens The State!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nose doesn't rhyme with walls.

And Muir reminds us once again that the Right Wing Agenda is to drag politics back to where they were in the 1930s.

In Europe.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Hey! That Unfunny Joke From Yesterday! Let's Keep It Going!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hollis Brown.

Right. State Senators are paid oodles of money, which they just waste, and any objections to Wisconsin's budget--which includes plans to destroy collective bargaining--are just evil liberal wimpy whining. So let's gut the budget, thus starving these par

DbD. A window on what ignorant, self-destructive white guys with an over-developed sense of entitlement think as they screw over everybody, including themselves.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Now, With More Walls And Walls Of Jackass Text!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you mentioned Augustus.

Ahh, yes. Muir chuckles and snorts on Democratic senators leaving session again, ignoring the fact that the Wisconsin budget cuts aren't exactly popular with the people, and that the Democrats might just have some--you know--reason to do this. In fact, there's the typical Right Wing behavior pattern here--'when we win, we should hold absolute power--when you win, you clearly cheated, and should hold no power.'

Personally, I hope the Republicans keep their charming behavior up. It might just get the American public to realize that this what happens when you keep electing people who don't learn from their mistakes. But then--I'm a dreamer.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

See How Cool Captain Mitty Is? He Knows Michael Yon!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Smooth Operator!

Sometimes, this is like bad fanfiction. Only the fandom is actual war, a situation where people die, and suffer other forms of grievious harm.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

If I Were Drinking Something, I'd Do A Spit Take.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ellery Queen.

Muir, demonstrating his talent for changing his opinion to match whatever bullshit Faux News is dishing out at the moment, has now decided that the Egyptian demonstraters are the Muslim Brotherhood, and that Obama was backing them. Thus, what looks to our eyes like a qualified victory for democracy, is in fact a victory for evil anti-Americanism. But there's more! Muir also claims that Obama is backing Chavez, even though he really hasn't been, and Zelaya in Hondurus, even though Obama's support was largely limited to condemning the coup that overthrew him. He also condemns the pair as "revolutionaries", despite the fact that both came into power legally. (Though Chavez did kick his career off with a failed coup.) The revolutionaries would be the people who attempted to oust Chavez in 2002, and successfully ousted Zelaya--but they were right wing military officers, and thus, okay. Remember, this is the Square Planet, where we read behind the lines, and see that military dictators are okay, as long as they aren't against us, and that our freedom is threatened by health care, and preserved by warantless wiretaps and torture.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

"Yes, That's Right, I'm A Muslimy Muslim! Next Question!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Thunderball!

Yep. The media worships Obama, who is secretly a Muslim--but only kidding of course--but not really--because he doesn't despise Al'Jazeera and only Right-wingers know what to do. Whine like little bitches.

Monday, February 14, 2011

"Everyone Knows The Only Solutions Is More Drilling, Until We Exhaust And Destroy Earth!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and that's the tooth!

Muir seems to think that whatever Eldorado Dad has on fakeObama would keep Damon in the news room.

Things like this are what make DbD such a chore to read at times, a bizarre delusional screed that claims to understand reality better than we deluded fools while demonstrating a complete failure as to how reality works.

Sort of like timecube, only more political.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Oh, God, It's Like Word Nausea Splattered On The Screen...

It's the Day's Days of Days! Because car commercials.

"And we know they're crazy, because they insist our saying something doesn't make it true! And that we failed for eight years! And that torture and war are bad!"

Saturday, February 12, 2011

"Why Can't He Be Like Bush And Tacitly Support An Unpopular Dictator?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ever find yourself sitting next to a skinhead?

Yep. That Obama. So changeable. Not like Muir and the Right. Who either never change their opinions to fit the facts, or change them when conveniant and pretend they never changed them at all.

Friday, February 11, 2011

"Ia! Shub-Niggurath!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because take it easy, baby.

Muir continues to bash the Grey Lady, and believe that Palin is going to win 2012. Because when stupid and crazy combine, the result is magic.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

"And Of Course, The Illuminanti!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the undercover cop never liked the Monkey Man.

A shout-out to some interweb homies, and another glimpse at the funhouse mirror that is the Right's version of international politics.

Also, that last drawing of Sam, apparently possessed by the demon from The Exorcist will haunt my nightmares.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

"Grown Ups Understand That Government Assassins Are Supercool, And That Our Opponenets Are Just Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the casebook of Ellery Queen.

As I'm fond of noting, Muir is essentially a 50 year old adolescent, and like most 50 year old adolescents, he's managed to keep all the worst aspects of that stage--he's outrageously sexist, unbearably self-righteous, and utterly self-centered. He supports blindly those aspects of government he thinks of as cool--namely the military--while considering the rest evil and wimpy. And of course, he thinks acting like this shows how mature and tough he is, and how much like spoiled babies his opponents are.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

"And Owning A Penis Substitute Makes You Better!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because falangist!

Yeah. Muir is attempting to be deep, like a puddle attempting to be the Atlantic Ocean. Needless to say, the results are not impressive.

And of course, he still doesn't understand that appeal judges aren't states.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

"I'm All About Rights For The Hotties!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when I hold you, you'll be my duchess--the Duchess of Earl.

Ahh, Muir thinks he's arguing for woman's empowerment, by believing that they should take "responsibility" by carrying guns. As he has his obnoxious straw liberal arguing with her straw liberal, straw feminist friends, while placing them in... poses, and mocking what he imagines to be their beliefs.

Yeah. Muir. Something other than else.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

"How Dare He Try To Solve A Problem!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mott the Hoople did the first version of 'Ready For Love'.

Yep. Think about it! When Obamacare hits, Sam could find herself herded into a detention camp, awaiting execution for resistance to his august rule!

She won't, but paranoid hypotheticals aren't about plausiblity, or even possibility.

Friday, February 4, 2011

"By One Overreaching Appeals Judge, Nitwit."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ain't it good to be alive?

"Your egregious tyranny will end! Health care shall fall! Torture shall return! And we shall be once again in the land our forefathers wanted!"

Thursday, February 3, 2011

"Oh, If Only Bush Were Back In Power!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Marlon Brando considered Quiemada--aka Burn!--one of his greatest performances. And he was right.

Yep, stupidy uppity Dems. Not understanding that military officers are superior to civilians!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011