Send Muir Money, And He'll Kill Fictional Subhumans!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Swallow Wing Cut

As we stare aghast at this... well, this, let's note that Muir is continuing his growing tendency to see the pledge drive drag on and on, and for the creepy cheesecake it offers to get creepier and creepier.

Behold The Vile Actions Of The Filth.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Money-Tree.

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Somewhere, in Hell, Julius Streicher wipes a single tear from his eye and declares, "That's how it's done, lad."

Save This Robot White Woman From The Degenerate Hordes!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because never give a sucker an easy break.

The man who keeps insisting his opponents are Nazis while drawing pictures where his opponents are clearly meant to be sexually aggressive minorities threatening white women.

His Lousy Vision Needs Your Moneys!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rah-Rah-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen.

...Boy, this never ceases to get more pathetic with each passing year.

On Tonight's Bullshit Claims of Persecution Theatre...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I don't wanna pray to my maker.

And he's making it into a plotline, because of course he is. Of course he is.

Oh, Look. The Racist Militia Thinks THEY'RE Fighting Nazis.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what's the mirror sending me these days?

Nothing quite like watching Muir panic about the latest conspiracy theory circulating the series of tubes, eh?

True Patriots Act Like Crappy Supervillains.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because till things are brighter, I'm the man in black.

...As Muir insists that the Blue States are collapsing into anarchy, in the real world, his home state is seeing a dramatic increase in Covid-19 cases.

But hey, that's too grim. Let's all wager whose going to be the next Trump administration figure who Muir unpersons. That's always fun.

A Perfect And Not At All Awkward Metaphor!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cato.

...Yeah. That's just what you want to compare men losing their jobs do to being sexist asses to. Misogynistic show trials for imaginary crimes that heavily targeted women.

Well, That Went Places.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that went in a bad place.

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I'd say about one day before going back to his new normal level of racist, but honestly, that one is just so weird that I'm worried about Muir's sanity.

Clearly They Should Be Honored To Have Had Ancestors Who Were Brought Here In Bondage.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this is how an angel dies.

You know, there is one small mercy in this awful farrago of excuses for American racism. Muir actually appears to be stepping back from his ongoing move towards out and out white nationalism. Of course knowing him, he's going to be diving right back in the near future, but for one moment, Muir had to make it clear that racism is a bad thing. In the worst way possible, full of racist self-justifications and logical loopholes you could drive a tank through--but he did.

So let's see how long before he goes full racist again, eh? My bet is not long.

Again, Dey Be Pooping.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because get it from the mainvine.

Such a witty and inventive critique of the situation, he did it twice.

How Dare They Fail The Leader In His Brilliant, Flawless Plan!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because just like a dream, you are not what you seem.

Man, I remember when he treated Dubya with this sort of adoration. Makes you wonder how the Trump years will be treated in the future of this strip sometimes...

Yup, Dey Pooing.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because feet stamping.

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So, someone's still functioning as a twelve year old. Shouldn't be a surprise, but somehow...

"Pretend Me Is Having Oodles Of Sex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she got gold doorknobs where her eyes used to be.

This long ago stopped being merely pathetic and started being strangely alarming.

"It's All Just Like Ayn Rand!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in the lion.

Oh, boy. This bullshit again.

Yes, Muir, explain how the states that the money comes from our drains.

Oh, and love the bizarre space fetish that ignores who started the damn Apollo program.

Muir's Imaginary Black Friend Sets Everyone Straight Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because see the monkey.

Muir's continued hostility to kneeling remains a fascinating summing up of his entire view of masculinity--a great deal of bluster and shouting to conceal deep fragility and weakness.

A Glorious Vision Of Ethnic And Political Purity!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Michael B. Jordan.

He says this during a Republican presidency. The Democrats are an all-powerful, evil force about to suffer a deserved defeat, when the Republicans are in power. When he was celebrating the Republicans being power not that long ago. And he uses a movie that involves fighting the fascist filth as his template for this racist, fascist declaration. (Remember, boys and girls, all-American hero Rick Blaine was fighting for the commies in Spain, which is why he was in Morocco to begin with.)

It's not your movie, Muir. Just like it's not your country, thank God.

A Twofer! Ignorance About American AND European History.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because slow down.

Muir's march into Naziland continues apace, and will doubtless feature him again claiming that the Nazis were of course dastardly left-wingers again soon as he chooses Germany and Italy as his examples for some mysterious reason.

There are of course plenty of ethnic divisions one could bring up in Italy and Germany, including the South Tyroleans, who are a German-speaking group in Italy who have had issues with being part of Italy in the past. But then, Muir's never known much about Europe has he?

"In Conclusion, White Guys Are The Source Of All Goodness..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because It.

You know, given that this is the umpteenth time Muir's dragged out this bullshit of late, I felt it was worth noting how his handling of the pledge drive has been this year. He's dropped the percentages completely now and kept things vague, likely to avoid any embarrassing situations. 

Let's see how it stands in a few weeks.

Moving To Twitter For Nazis Is A GOOD Thing!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mailed through a porthole.

Ahh, yes, Gab. The Alt-Right's effort at a Twitter replacement that was supposed to take the world by storm, and now sputters on the fringes between lawsuits.

Muir's remove from reality gets ever more pronounced.

Oh, Silly Skye, Not Supporting White Nationalism.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a lamb on a stone.

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You know, it says something that once again, Skye is being mocked for... a completely reasonable reaction.

The Imaginary Black Man Sets Us All Straight.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Canadian Club.

It's worth pointing out that Damon has botched the saying here, rendering it nonsensical, because of course he has.

Now With 120% More Hypocrisy!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Witchcraft of Ulua.

He will not gloat over people's misfortune he declared, gloating over their imagined misfortune.

He's Rejecting Your Reality And Substituting His Own!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Commodores.

Muir's managed an impressive amount of fractal wrongness in this strip--he follows things that are wrong with further things that are wrong, all building each other until we come to its lunatic conclusion.

How Dare They Not Obey The Herrenvolk!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when the bullet hits the bone.

As Muir's just regurgitating his usual bilge about the decadent liberal cities that live off the good upright right wing countryside, I will focus on the art which...

Well, damn it, Sam and Zed are practically devolving into abstract shapes.

The Important Thing Is Not To Let Them Hypnotize You Through Your Fillings.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Keith Carradine, Ernest Borgnine and Lee Marvin.

Well, good to see Muir's ongoing collapse into delusional paranoia continues apace.

Two Words Sum It All Up.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wake up.

'Feral blacks'.

Of course, when you examine it further,  so many other horrors present themselves to you--Muir clearly sketching out that he is being oppressed by all this somehow, the insulting dismissal of a man's death--but those two words, they are what leap out at you on your first read. There's what tells you that this man is a lost cause, incapable of self-examination and growth.

Jesus, Muir, why not just use the n-word while you're at it, and save yourself the trouble?

"Not Our Fault! Never Our Fault! Never, Ever, Never Ever Our Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I saw Waddy in the Rattlesnake Cafe.

Nice to see that Muir's Imaginary Black Friend is ready to explain that Democrats are the real racists, and that also, God is on the side of those who applaud tyrants.

Lying Filth, The Lot Of Them!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because love bazooka.

He says this on the day that its shown that white supremacists have posed as BLM protesters to help set up violent confrontations. But hey, if you're only going to show the most distorted version of what your opponents are saying so you can sneer at them, why bother caring how it looks?

"Their Evil Plan Backfires, And Also, They Are The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I love me too.

Well, as Muir's response to the riots are as gutless, cowardly and awful as always, let's focus on this year's pledge drive, where he begs his fans to keep this awful thing going. I think it might go badly this time. Let's see if they're willing to shell out the bucks.