Wednesday, August 31, 2011

"How Dare Zey Ztrike Against The Master Race!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because don't look, Marian!

Ah, yes. Like Muir, who produces a lousy cartoon. And is thus vital to the economy. Somehow.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

"They Have Snu-Snu!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the ride to Dubno!

Yeah. The funny thing is Muir thinks this is all part of Skye's ongoing redemption from evil liberalism.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

He's Just Like A Roman Emperor!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Limehouse.

Of course, the leading general of the Jewish uprisings Muir mentions wound up writing the history of them as the client of a Roman Emperor. And in point of fact, the Zealots killed more Jews than Romans, and wound up loathed by nearly everyone. And that Jewish Kingdom they wished to reestablish was an eastern despotism like most other eastern despotisms, complete with nasty little depositions--ones where ex-king's got their ears got bitten off. But hey! Defiance to the Emperor must be good! History gives us neat little divisions of villains and heroes!

And remember, limited government is good! I mean, sure, when the Romans limited their government, the result was something we like to call the Dark Ages--but that's just because they weren't American! Americans--real Americans--know that torture is okay, and health care is evil. They know that civic obligation is a bunk. What matters is--GUNS! And TOUGHNESS! The toughness that comes from knowing you can shoot people with your gun! When tyranny comes, Muir will be boldly leading the charge against it! Then, we can have a good free government, that let's folks like Muir do whatever they want, while screwing poor people and... folks that've gotten uppitty to the wall.

Possibly while wearing nifty uniforms. Yeah, it'll be great.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

That Might Work, If It Was Possible To Care About These Characters.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because everybody wants to rule the world.

Obviously, if Muir's cast were actual characters, these little attempts at pathos might work. Instead, they become annoying, rather incoherent efforts to try and make these soulless automatons likeable.

Friday, August 26, 2011

He... Oh, My God...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.




Jesus, he's not even bothering to hide it anymore, is he? Not that he was ever any good at it, but this is bascially a step away from putting on the old bed sheet and burning a cross on the White House lawn...

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Wow. He Also Doesn't Know His History OR Philosophy.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Professor!

Yeah. Muir, that's not the Renaissance ideal. At all. In fact, most people who lived during the Renaissance would be amazed at the amount of freedom you actually possess. But then Muir thinks denying all responsibility for others is "moral".

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

"The Death Of Civization Is Great News!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because listen to the tide slowly turning.

Yeah. You know, sometimes, I almost want to give Muir and his fellow Right Wing Randroids their world without all that meddling government, largely because I know they wouldn't last five days in it...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

"More Proof That We Don't Need To Listen To Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she's so unusual.

Of course, the people Muir trust lie fairly blatantly all the time, but they aren't part of the evil conspiracy, so it doesn't count.

Monday, August 22, 2011

"Those Moochers And Parasites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I worry sometimes.

Yeah, fuck you, you arrogant little prick. Isn't amazing how so many Randroids do things that are completely unnecessary, and seem to think they're the backbone of the country?

Sunday, August 21, 2011

"I MAKE My Own Reality!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it got worse.

Muir continues to not understand how the government debt he complains about works, how economics function, and how government runs. Oh, and he thinks Palin is still in the running.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

"*Huff* *Huff* *Huff* BROWN PEOPLE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the cow!

It's an Islamocommufacsist plot to dilute the purity of our essences! We need to kill him! Because we're loyal Americans!

Friday, August 19, 2011

"I Mean--He Doesn't Understand White People Are Better Than Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where have all the graveyards gone?

Yeah, Obama is such an idiot. He disagrees with Muir, a man who regularly demonstrates his complete ignorance on numerous subjects, while imagining he's showing how smart he is!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

"See! He's Just Like Darth Vader! Only We're The Ones With The Deathstar!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I do believe I'll find myself a new place.

Ahh, yes. Blaming Obama for the downgrade they caused, and which they swore was not a big deal when they were talking about defaulting. Classic.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

"Need More Money! Need More Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! I just want to find some place to be alone.

Because we all know Jan is liberal. She keeps saying she is.

Monday, August 15, 2011

"Well, Hundreds Of Right-Wingers Who IMAGINE Themselves To Be Capitalists..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we can dance and sing.

I'm remembering the Simpson who plays the millionare at parties--or more exactly would like to...

Sunday, August 14, 2011

The State Shouldn't Do Anything!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because helmet!

Of course, Muir hasn't actually run a business, but he's heard that it's horrible, and government is clearly evil, so bring on the robber barons! Muir will cheerfully keep drawing his weird cubist porn.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

"It's A Drug-Dealing Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because haters!

Muir continues to paint incompetence as malevolance reaching to the highest levels of government.

Hey, remember when he was ignoring torture? I keep bringing that up to make it clear--when actual evil government comes, Muir will be applauding it for the most part. (With the occasional awkward look away of course.)

Friday, August 12, 2011

Thursday, August 11, 2011

"She Needs The Right's Abusive Love!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sing along with the Fifth Dimension.

"America just needs to realize that when we hit her with a two-by-four and pour scalding water on her, it's because we love her, not like that wimpy Obama, and that we'll never let her go, ever."

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Strained Analogy Theatre!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm in love, I'm a believer.

Except of course, the social safety net doesn't work like that. But hey--let it break, Muir. And when all the "productive members" of society discover that those "parasites" were what let them sit on their asses and get rich--oh, well. Guess they'll just have to hope that the poor don't get too angry.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because now one must say more than ever things round here will change.

When we're all sitting in the ashes of what was once a great nation, the Right will be screaming that it wasn't them. Even as they hold the matches and gasoline.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Yes, Muir. That's Exactly What It's All About...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because me, I'm in a rock'n'roll band.

It's amazing it's always the little lemonade stands he pictures as the "victims" of the government, and not bloated corporations. But then, Muir isn't exactly big on logic...

Sunday, August 7, 2011

"The Liberals Have Upturned The Natural Order! That's Why A Massive, Unregulated Private Bureaucracy Downgraded Our Credit!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hawkeye's a double agent!

Yes, Muir. If only we could go back to the good old days, where people knew their places, with white guys on top, and disgusting minorities keeping quiet! Then everything would be good again!

Saturday, August 6, 2011

"So Who's The Real Racist, Eh?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because short people got no reason to live.

No, Muir, La Raza does not think that, you racist white douchebag.

Friday, August 5, 2011

"Ha Ha! Obama Dumb!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a place nobody can find.

Ah, yes. Muir insults a man who's smarter than him, and an actual bit of good advice to cut gas usage. Fun guy.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

"It's Apocalypse! And Not The One We Wanted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what shall we eat?

Well, don't worry, Muir. Maybe the next time they'll let you Bizzaros push the shiny button on our economy.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

"He Should Have Let The Economy Collapse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because put this man in cell #1. And give him a drink.

Ahh, the sweet, sweet sound of circular firing squads. Enjoy your doctrinal battles, Repubs. I know I will...

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

"Texas--The State Where You Can Die Like A Dog!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the cheese is too moldy.

The HMOS. Products of the same corporations that you wanted to protect from Obama's health care plan. But I forget--if it's bad, the government HAS to be behind it. If it's good--public industry obviously.