Sunday, May 31, 2015

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Disturbing On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sidewhiskers.

...Muir's personal porn stash never fails to quietly horrify.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

"We Must Never Leave The Compound!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because soap opera stars have weird faces.

I sometimes wonder how Muir figures these people are appealing.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

"I Am Confused, And Therefore Hostile!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Iron King.

Yes, Muir.  Tell us about your imaginary sex life.  Brag about all the vigorous intercourse fake you has with his fake red-headed wife.  Just go on and on.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Sunday, May 24, 2015

"Never Our Fault! Never Our Fault! Never, Ever, Ever Our Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 100% recycled material.

The barking insanity that Right-wingers will produce to avoid acknowledging that the war in Iraq was a bad, bad idea can be downright astonishing at times.  I'm half expecting the Illuminati to show up next chapter.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

"He Is TOTALLY A Secret Muslim! Totally!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you've got a friend.

And the lesson is everyone who isn't a frothing lunatic is inferior, and a traitor.

Because they aren't dreaming about overthrowing the government, you see.

Friday, May 22, 2015

"We Shoulda Stuck With The Forever War!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was back when things were rotten.


Muir really doesn't know shit about the history of Ancient Greece, which makes the horrible irony of what actually happened to Athens in the Second Persian War, (hint: it got a little messed up) and what actually happened AFTER it between Athens in Sparta (hint: they did not stay best friends forever) stand out even more.

So let's just enjoy watching the modern Right salute a society of murderous pederasts.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

"All I Ever Learned About History, I Learned From A Terrible Movie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I try to forget--you know memories--I'm still on the run, I'm begging on my knees.

The worst part is Muir has clearly forgotten the actual plot of 300.

Monday, May 18, 2015

"Because I Am SO A Black Guy, And Democrats Are So The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tyrone Power, Jr.

Yes, Muir's Imaginary Black Friend knows it's black people's own fault for not seeing the Republicans are their real friends, who will show it to them by destroying all the horrible Democratic civil rights legislation!  Because then there will be equality!

Sunday, May 17, 2015

"It'll Be Just Like The Nasty Sexist Parts Of The Sixties Never Ended!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Public Enemy #1.

I'd say Ian Fleming would be proud, but honestly this would have even him rolling his eyes...

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Friday, May 15, 2015

"And That's Why Trains Are Stupid, And Nothing Is Ever Our Fault, Ever."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rocket packs are a bad idea all around.

And that's why they keep Skye around--she's the weakest straw liberal imaginable, easily foiled by the most pathetic of arguments...

POSTSCRIPT--And now, the awful fact that the latest Mad Max film isn't manly enough for him has Muir screaming.  Delightful.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

"Especially When You Cut Up And Mangle Their Words!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a pot of coffee.

Man, this is just like all those other times that liberals made people change their behavior!  Like when they invaded the South, because the South didn't quite agree with a presidential election result, and announced they were seceding!  Those evil liberal fascists!   Why can't they ever leave us alone?

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

"We'll Totally Kick Their Team's Ass!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because well, I talked about it.

Sometimes, you just wish that the jihadists on both sides could be locked into a sealed room...

Sunday, May 10, 2015

It's Just Like The Nazis! Only No, Not Really.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Edinburgh.

There is something skin-crawling about Muir using his "Jewish" character to confirm that we are totally putting on the Reich here, even as the bogeyman of George Soros is dragged out, to confirm that evil subversive... Europeans *wink, wink* are working to undermine us.  It's the display of the creepy philosemitic skin that the Right has taken to wrapping its antisemitism in.  The creepiest bit is that some of it is sincere--Muir, like many American Rightists seems to fetishize those aspects of Israel that represent the most profound failure of the old Zionistic dream. 

Because Herzl and company did not envision a world that involved the Jews, after getting their homeland, being involved in a forever war with the Muslims of the Middle East.

Quite the opposite, actually.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

"Damn Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ivory Coast.

The fun part of it is, he thinks all this shows how much of a patriotic Murican he is.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Conversations From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because presumably creosote.

And Russian Guyovitch continues to be more likeable than anybody else in the cast! Which continues to be a very, very low bar.

Monday, May 4, 2015

"Man, They Are Uppity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Blueberryspicehead.

Moments like this, I'm left hoping Republicans don't retake the White House for the seventeen years.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

"Dey's Commie Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because more cowbell.

Remember, when you're one of America's collection of small militant jingoists whose "loyalty" to the nation is actually a sort of egotistical self-regard, the disastrous wars you supported blowing up on the US is NEVER your fault.  It's always those weak others, who have stabbed the nation in the back.

And are Islamocommufascists.

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Friday, May 1, 2015

"Try The Veal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kipling.

I think I'm turning into a Snark.  Suddenly, I'm looking very grave at a pun.