Monday, December 31, 2012

Saturday, December 29, 2012

"Can't They See His Evil?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Little Peggy March.

Jeez, can't people see the Republicans are the good guys in this?  They just want to ensure crippling financial inequality, and let people go without medical care!  Because that is the path to freedom!

Friday, December 28, 2012

"Look, I'm A Whiny Hypocrite Full Of FAIL, Okay?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because love is not a victory march.

Ahh, fancy that.  The character Muir's written to be a hypocritical idiot with no redeeming qualities is a hypocritical idiot with no redeeming qualities.  Amazing.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

"Well, Hun, English Is What... A Third Language For You, So Trust Me On This..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Franco Nero.

It's a running problem for Muir--Skye is supposed to be the worst person in the world--stupid, selfish, petty, and for Muir the capper, radically liberal.  However, thanks to Muir's hideously warped perceptions on how society ought to run, she generally comes across as a ruder version of the main cast, with things that are meant to highlight her stupidty highlighting Muir's.  Of course, Jan had the same problem, until she embraced her role as Fox News Liberal in the new order...

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012

Charming As Always...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rathaus.

Ahh, yes.  More of the honest, upright conservative character that will stand firm against liberal decadence.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

"Let The Night Of Long Knives BEGIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frogger.

Ahh.  Not only is Muir dragging out a meme years after its virtual death--he's revealing he really thinks circular firing squads are the way to go.  All one can say is 'go for it, man!' Arrogance, calls for party purity and that nice dash of homophobia--that's the wave of the future, man.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

"We Should Just Exterminate The Brutes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's the second largest arrow I've ever seen.

Ahh, yes, the parasitic blue states, that pay most of the taxes, and their foes, the upright red states, who get most of the benefits, in addition to having the high divorce rates, the high out-of-wedlock birth rates, and that raging meth problem.  But that's all "blue immigrants" apparently.

Yeah.  Not much of a dog whistle, is it...?

Thursday, December 20, 2012

"Not Like Me. I'm All Growed Up."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because history shows again and again Nature points out the folly of man.

Does Muir realize that line was even more of a showcase of Jack Nicholson's characters misogyny and flaws than it was a show of his wit? 

Of course not.  What am I saying?  It's Muir.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

"Cause He'll Get Shot! And That Will Be Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mothra

But your kneejerk defense of guns is, of course, a sign of a free mind.  Right.  Muir.  Continuing not to get it.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

"This IS Your Fault! Not Ours! NEVER OURS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fromage.

Skipping over, what is doubtless merely a humorous joke about "banning" people--is Muir genuinely advocating armed guards in an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?  Is he ignoring the fact that it was a GUN OWNER who was the first victim, and indeed, with one of her own weapons?  And that said weapon was used to kill children?  Muir's vile contortions can't disguise the fact that this is a pretty obvious rebuttal of every DAMN argument the gun nuts trot out in their favor.

Not that will keep them from trying, damn their oily black hearts.

Monday, December 17, 2012

"This Offends Me Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kenny Rogers

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I suspect we've once again fallen down the Right-Wing Rabbit Hole, where laws are transformed into sinister agents of oppression that only Right-Wingers can see.  Coming from Muir, who at various times, said that liberals were being big babies about torture, this is pretty rich.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

And Here Muir Shows He's A Hip Dude, Who's Down With The Young People...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because never reaching the end.

Ah.  Another "libertarian" screed dedicated to making defeat into victory through sheer willpower--based on a horrible computer ad from years past.  Because... well, it's Muir.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

"And By 'One Man', We Mean 'Many Men, Over A Period Of Years'!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because J. R. Capablanca.

Right, Muir.  Right.  When we say that something has to be done, we're just being evil dictators, fighting your awesome love of freedom.  That was demonstrated by supporting torture and feeling mildly queasy about wiretapping everything. 

Because that's the sad fact, Muir--you're the fascist, and if the day ever comes when our democracy falls into tyranny and slavery, you will be yelling and cheering in support of the new regime, which will hide behind talk of nationalism, tradition, and of course, freedom.  And all those guns of yours that you think make you a badass won't make difference.

Friday, December 14, 2012

"The Last Forty Years! Which Saw A Republican Domination Of Politics For Most Of It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm going to go see The Hobbit.

Ahh, Muir imagines that his characters' petty spite, ignorant blather and twisted self-righteousness makes them likable.  Especially when it's directed at their own family members.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

"Golly, Why Would Union Protesters Get Mad At A Bunch Of Paid Provacateurs? WHY?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jehosaphat.

As Muir hyperventilates over what is CLEARLY A BIG DEAL, let us note he allows the entire issue that's brought this out, the latest "right-to-work" law passing in Michigan, to move to the margins.  Because you know--that tent. That's the important thing.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Keeping Up The Fight Against A Nation That Died Over Twenty Years Ago!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Big Apple.

And once again, Russian Guyovitch talks about a nation that he should have the barest memories of, and makes comparisons to a nation that doesn't resemble it at all.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

"Where Do They Get The Right To Say Our House Can't Be A Deathtrap, I Ask You?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there are issues here.

Right.  Because a bunch of suburbanites being made to keep from poisoning the ground water of an entire neighborhood with their gardens or face fines is exactly like the government arresting and internally exiling entire families of small farmers for belonging to a class the government MADE UP and the exact details of which keep changing based on said government's need to arrest people. 

Why do modern anticommunists show such low regard to the actual victims of communism?  Why?

Monday, December 10, 2012

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Yep! We're Just Like Soviet Russia. Only... Not.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because watch Yul Brynner knock off Tony Curtis' wig.

You know, I think half the reason Muir keeps Russian Guyovitch around is so that he can have him say "nuclear wessels."

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Pfft... Like Majorities MATTER In A Democracy!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Greek yougart.

Stupid Democrats, thinking that when they win elections it means something. Only REPUBLICANS and CONSERVATIVES can have mandates!

Friday, December 7, 2012

Thursday, December 6, 2012

"Especially ME!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cuisine.

By Muir's standards, this is a fairly coherant strip.  It's not very funny, or even very clever.  But the second panel actually connects to the first panel without the reader's having to play mental gymnastics.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

"Us Smug White Guys Have Always Been A Persecuted Few."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bernardo Tasso, Torquato Tasso's less crazy father.

Here's the world's smallest violin, playing for right-wing idiots like Muir, suffering from the great indignity of not automatically winning.

Monday, December 3, 2012

"She Ain't A Big Girl, Like Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Psalm 100.

The problem of course, is that even in the truncated, somewhat obnoxious form Muir puts them in, Skye's arguments are... well, correct.  Progressivism is not tyranny simply because Muir says it is, Muir's inaction during the Bush years when genuine steps at curtailing liberties were taken shows that he is almost utterly partisan in his convictions, Muir has demonstrated time and time again that he's pretty racist, with constant "birther"isms and efforts to paint Obama as the other, and finally, yes, Obama won the election, no matter how much Muir wishes otherwise.  Further Sam's objections are either wrong,--Skye isn't making a straw man argument--meaningless,--insisting that any claims of racism are simply "playing the race card" isn't a counterargument, it's an artless dodge--or petty--Sam's declaration of how childish Skye is is utterly childish itself.  Once again, Muir has fallen into his old habit of making his evil straw man right through his own ineptness as a writer.

It says something that Muir can't even do propaganda right.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

"We IS The True Sons Of The Revolution!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mama put my guns in the ground.

Well, let's give Muir credit here.  Many of the Founding Fathers were racist aristocratic white guys, so it's not a complete stretch to claim that Muir and his ilk represent them. 

But the truth is Muir's politics are more Tory than Revolutionary.  Or even Whig. 

Saturday, December 1, 2012

"Rumor Also Has It That She's A Martian!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Appalachian ginseng.

Wow, Skye is now the sympathetic one.  Which is a good example of how obnoxious Muir's cast is...

Thursday, November 29, 2012

"The Poor Fools! Throwing Away Something So Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Randall.

"This is clearly a catastrophe for folks who had to either use emergency rooms or not see a doctor at all."

"Doctors Should At Least Ride Limos!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chowder.

I will pass over Muir's rather twisted views on the American healthcare system to note that the soulless visage of the nurse/doctor in the first panel makes Baby Jesus cry.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

"Soon We Won't Have Any Good Doctors! Like Europe!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you know that there are.

Join us for our next strip, where the cast meets the college economics professor who taught his students to hate socialism.

Monday, November 26, 2012

...Okay...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alonso Sanchez Coello.

I'm guessing that this is some... strange right wing interweb mania that is circulating at the moment, something dense and impentrable to us outsiders...

Sunday, November 25, 2012

"Evil Unions! Killing Twinkies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hohenzollern.

As we watch Muir blame the unions and ignore the CEO's, we can now state that the Republican Party's Right Wing's transformation into the Bizzaro-Communist Party is nearing completion...

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

A Great Love For The Ages!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because one two crush on you.

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Please, let a meteor strike that damned house.  (Paid with, I will remind you, with government money by the CIA.)

Thursday, November 22, 2012

"But Would Comrade Stalin Approve?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pressure drop.

And once again, why are a couple twenty-somethings obssessed with a Cold War scenario that ended when their ages were in single digits?

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

"We Are Inferior Leech People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blumper.

And for her next trick, Skye will explain how liberals and Democrats really hate the troops.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

"On Minimum Wage, I Soon Have Fortune!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the large Indian man sitting next to me.

You know, even if he is being used in a Little Orphan Annie-like attack on anyone whose ever needed help from the government, and continues to talk like Boris Badenov, I just can't stay mad at Russian Guyovitch, as he is probably the closest Muir has ever gotten to actually making a character, instead of a shrill, sociopathic dispenser of talking points/bad punchlines. 

I know.  I know.  I am weak.

Monday, November 19, 2012

"Our Country Will Be Awesome! With... Ninja Clowns!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chorizo.

So, Muir's...  "reasonable" response to this election is to imagine he and his can tear off chunks of the nation and turn them into their own secret clubhouse.

Remember--Republicans are grownups, as opposed to the Democrats, who are infants.  Yep.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

"A Brilliant Idea That Has Never Been Tried Before!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the War of Jenkins' Ear.

Great to see Muir demonstrating his ignorance of both French and American history, including... you know... that little war we fought over the whole secession matter...

Saturday, November 17, 2012

So... We're Unhappy About The Tea Tax?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because they give you a little extra.

Ahh, there's the old Muir--demonstrating his cheerful lack of knowledge of history, and creating his 'real patriots' versus the 'rest of you' dichotomy, where the real patriots are the ones who want to overthrow the government and not pay taxes, just like our forefathers, only not.

Of course, technically, those one million people do have the option to legally 'secede' by immigrating to another nation.  But hey, let's forget that.  They're being oppressed, by not having their every whim catered to by the rest of us.

Friday, November 16, 2012

"They Are Weak Liberal Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we've got a yen for hats.

And now Muir is actively attacking FEMA.  The hits keep coming. 

Thursday, November 15, 2012

"Clearly, This Disaster Could Have Been Avoided By Gutting FEMA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Owlman!

This is probably the clearest case of projection Muir's ever engaged in--choosing to present Sandy as Katrina.  (Which, let us remember, he largely ignored when it was happening, all those years ago.)  Muir is convinced this is a "socialist" failure, but exactly what a "capitalist" success would like he gives not a clue. 

Still, he's showing the remarkable good sense of avoiding really going into the Petraeus matter for now.  Which means I'm expecting a big strip on it any day now...

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

"Now You See His True Unworthiness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweet child o mine.

Yeah, he's going to keep beating this drum for a while.  No real surprise here.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

"I Know It Is Failing, Because It Has To Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because die spieler.

"This is clearly as big a failure as Katrina, even though it clearly isn't.  Because... KENYAN SOCIALIST MUSLIM FASCIST!"

Monday, November 12, 2012

I'm Going To Pretend That Look Of Shock Is Her Realizing What Those Director's Instructions To Lean Over Were Really About.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Horton hearing Whos.

"Yesh, it's you!  You!  Not Us! *hic*  Wese the good boys and girls, who do what we're told, and know that all you need to spend money on is blowing shit up!" 

Sunday, November 11, 2012

"Evil Stupid Decadence! You Should STARVE Your Workers To Make Them More Productive!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because toot toot.

...Yeah.  As Muir continues to showcase the ignorance of actual history that has been the hallmark of the Right for generations now, (did you know that the Roman grain dole dated back to the Republic and is arguably a part of what LET them dominate first Italy, then the entire Mediterranean?) one has to ask--what does he think 'Let them eat cake' means?  You know--given how fond he is of comparing Obama and Michelle to Louis XVII, and Marie Antoinette?  (Not that poor Marie ever said that, but she is supposed to in the popular imagination...)

Saturday, November 10, 2012

"Let's All Be Assholes To One Another!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nacho.

Ahh, there's the grand old DbD tradition of sticking us with these jerks and thinking that it's funny. 

Wee...

Friday, November 9, 2012

What Are They Doing Off-Panel?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all this and rabbit stew.

Well, on the good side, Muir seems to recognize that he really can't draw those kids well...

Thursday, November 8, 2012

"As They Are Shameless Hussies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because woogie!

You know, if this were an actual married couple, I'd recommend a trial of seperation.  But as they a pair of implausible fictional characters, I can simply shake my head and wonder how Muir hopes to get the woman vote.  (Of course, given the tone, I'm almost expecting a 'repeal the 19th Amendment' strip to show up any day now...)

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

"Muslim, Muslim, Muslim, MUSLIM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because banjo.

Gee, wonder what he's trying to say here...

And I have a suspicion he has two sequels planned for tomorrow.  If we see three more panels of 'evil Muslim White House', then I was right.

Monday, November 5, 2012

"Stupid Inferior Liberals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red velvet cake.

Ah, yes.  Lessons in  reasonable voting from the man who's been singing Sarah Palin's praises for five years now...

Sunday, November 4, 2012

"1529--When Genghis Khan And His Dinosaur Legions Invaded."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mars Attacks!

Actually, Suleiman did have Christian allies.  They were called 'Protestants'.  Martin Luther even stated that it'd be better to be ruled by a competant Muslim than an incompetant Christian.  In fact, the son of the man who ruled Vienna would go on to launch an invasion of Protestant England--Philip II of Spain.  I don't think Muir would consider Spanish rule, with its Inquisition, Cortes-smashing absolutism, and government censorship any sort of ideal--indeed I imagine he takes a great deal of pleasure in descending from a nation that defied it, and helped another to do so.

Which is not to say that Suleiman was "the good guy" and Charles V was "the bad guy".  But what Muir--and the hordes of ignorant racist twits who love to scream about the "Gates of Vienna" whose cue he's following--refuse to recognize is that this was a battle between two Renaissance states that we would find very alien to our sensibilities, fighting over things we would consider ridiculous.  (Like who was the real King of Hungary, John I or Ferdinand I.  And if you're wondering, the answer they agreed on was 'yes'.)  And despite their rhetoric--both states respected one another, traded with one another, and kept in diplomatic contact with one another. Muir is using a past that does not exist to comment on a present that doesn't either.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

"And Wait Until I Tell You About The Kennedy Assassination!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grotesque.

Yes, Muir weep your crocodile tears over men whose work you spat on while they lived, and whose death you care about because of your latest insane conspiracy theory.  It demonstrates the full extent of your humanity.

Really.  It does.

Friday, November 2, 2012

The Insane Troll Logic Of The Right Keeps Coming!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because clown shoes.

You know, the vileness of Muir's accusations are only matched by their inanity.  Benghazi was a plot to ensure Obama's election by... underwear gnomes, okay, and prison, and scum... and AMURIKA!  It's almost amazing that Muir can believe his own nonsense.  And yet, somehow, he does.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

And Proudhon Turns In His Grave...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because roses wither, may God deliver the rake at the gates of Hell tonight.

And once again, Muir demonstrates that he doesn't know what the hell Socialism is, except that he hates it.  He also doesn't see that the idea of sharing with others is something we try to encourage children to do because we want them to do it as adults...

That said, notice how the kids have been off-panel of late.  I think Muir has quietly acknowledged to himself that he can't draw the demonspawn without making them look like--well, demonspawn.

Monday, October 29, 2012

And Again With The 47%....

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because trumpets.

"Whereas we represent the Drunken Daddy State, that ignores you except to hit you and tell you to shut up, because Daddy has a headache..."

Sunday, October 28, 2012

"This Is, I Am Certain, An Accurate Representation Of What Occurred!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Budivoj!

As Muir--who thought we should let the Libyans get slaughtered, remember--attempts to wave the bloody shirt around, he is hampered by the fact that he has even less of a grip on the facts than the average person.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

"They're Just Inferior Parasites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Pomerania.

Most people look on the 47% comment as a misstep.  Muir looks on it as an operating philosophy.

Friday, October 26, 2012

"He Doesn't Like The Honeys Like I Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Guthskalco the Short of Bremen.

Ah, it's time for "youse the real sexists".   Not as much fun as "youse the real racists" but just as risable, especially coming from Muir...

Thursday, October 25, 2012

"Ha! That ComuIslamofascist Swine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sambor.

And thank goodness our evil elected President is opposed by an unelected bureaucracy that dabbles in assassination and the like.  They will defend our freedoms!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

"All This Is Cool, And NOT Illegal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the hoot owl.

I still find myself wondering at how Muir squares his love of the creepy, unaccountable parts of the government that kill people with his hatred of government in general. 

I suspect it involves believing that the parts he loves would never be used against people like him...

Monday, October 22, 2012

Like A Bad Tom Clancy Novel. In Other Words, Like A Tom Clancy Novel.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because airhorn.

Oh, boy.  More of Muir showing off his astounding ignorance in foreign policy, coupled with his arrogant assurance that he knows the 'real score'.  Fun.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

It's Definitely Not 'The Selfish Giant'...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yellow bird.

" 'Sawesome story.  For big boys!  Who know that caring about poor people and other sissy things show yer just a big baby.  And starting lots of fights, so other people have to go out and fight 'em is what grown ups do!  And it'll be even awesomer when we're back in power, and we can make it just like it was fore Obama came an' messed things up!"

Saturday, October 20, 2012

"We're The Only Real People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because choo-choo-choo...

Ahh, yes.  That contempt for every non-wingnut is sure to win you the love of the nation.  Why--you can be the new John Birch Society.  It will be smashing.

Friday, October 19, 2012

"They Should Be Giving Our Candidates Wafer-Thin Mints!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Renfeld.

You know, I do not have a great deal of respect for American Presidential debates--they are as a rule dull, disingenuous political kabuki whose importance and drama are exagerated to add excitement to the reporting on the race.  That stated, Muir's sudden shift is so sadly typical of him it bears noting.  Anything that hurts the Right's chances is in fact an evil conspiracy, even if it wasn't a few days ago.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

"It Was Totally Unfair! She Was Mean To Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the man with a sword for a hand.

And once again, the incredible toughness of the Right is on display...

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

"I Mean, What Harm Could Gerbils Do?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey hey hey.

Aside from the cheap shot at San Francisco, Muir once again demonstrates why it'd be a bad thing to have him in charge of... well, pretty much anything.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

"And Take Their Shoelaces!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm wearing my heart on a noose.

Of course, if wingnuts ever bothered to look at their media, they'd discover a crazy incestuous loop that'd resemble the family tree of an 18th century Habsburg prince.   But they're the good guys, so clearly, they don't have to worry about this...

Friday, October 12, 2012

"Oh, The Indignity..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who wants to play video games?

...Wait, Muir thinks Biden sounds like... Muir?

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

"Just You Wait! This'll Be Huge!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hang ten for justice.

Of course, the wonderful thing about paranoia is that it includes a simple explanation on why your little obsessions never are either doubted or deemed unimportant by everyone else--the conspiracy has gotten to them.  Of course, this doesn't convince anyone but you, but that's okay--this is more of a security blanket than a debate technique...

Monday, October 8, 2012

"Why Don't They Just Anoint Romney President Right Now?'

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you don't eat it, you live it.

Sometimes it's clear that Muir's hatred of everything to his left comes from a fundamental misunderstanding about how democracy works...

Sunday, October 7, 2012

And They're Using This To... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because never give a sucker an even break.

You know, Muir could get away with this weird premise if the jokes were funny, but as they aren't, one finds oneself wondering how much money Damon is blowing on this...

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Friday, October 5, 2012

Course, Technically, The Winners ALSO Said That...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because illusion of a shadowed moon.

Ahh, nothing like watching Muir get his gloat on.  Fun times.  Fun times.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

"Now Our Triumph Is Assured."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we offered them heat.

I keep flashing back to Muir confidentally predicting victory in 2008 on every little setback for the Obama campaign...

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

"Oh, I Get It! Obama's A Nazi!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it comes in mauve.

I don't know what offends me more--Muir's grotesque Obama/Hitler conflation, or his concentration camp pun.  But hey, now we know why he's brought back Naomi!  So he can show how much he loves Jews!  Just like Damon shows how much he loves blacks!

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

"Not Insulting Islam Is Insulting Judaism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because for science.

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I don't think Muir realises that these things aren't some sort of zero-sum game...

Monday, October 1, 2012

Liquor Really Is Quicker!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cheer up, Charlie!

The attempted metaphor died halfway through the strip.  And Muir didn't even notice.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Well, We Know He's Watched The New 'Judge Dredd' Movie...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's the A Fistful of Dollars theme, and the theme FROM A Fistful of Dollars.  And they are completely different.

And once again, we are now apparently living in a tyrannical dystopia, just as during the Bush years, we were living a triumphant democracy. 

Once again reality seems to be getting Muir down.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

"That Wily Secret Muslim!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because roly-poly.

Ahh, yes.  Muir defends his racism by accusing his opponents of sexism--and being evil secret Muslims.  The pot continues to call the dinner china black...

Thursday, September 27, 2012

"I Don't Read Newsweek, But My Friends Assure Me It's Awful!'

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Secret Tunnel--Secret Tunnel!

Yeah... So, I'm guessing Muir's going to be pushing the "we'd be winning if THEY weren't all against us" storyline...

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

"It's Just A Hobby, Like My Cold Fusion Lab..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if I venture into the slipstream.

So... what is Damon going to use this for?  Aside from another way to humiliate his wife, I mean?  Because as inventions go, that is an incredible amount of effort to put into something that seems pretty useless...

Oh, but I'm pretending logic operates in this universe, aren't I?

"And The Symbol For Conservatism Is A Bottle Of Hand Lotion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chiggers.

That bordered on a non sequitar.  But then, so have all these 'catch-up' strips...

"Let's Get Mad About Things That Probably Aren't Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Duchess.

Well, yet another confirmation that Muir's as confused on the Bible as he is everything else...

So Is He Criticizing Jones, Or...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dunmanifestan.

Okay, is Muir saying Jones goes too far even as he indulges in similar behavior himself?  Or is this supposed to be more of Jan's weak-kneed liberalism?  Or does Muir not even know?

Saturday, September 22, 2012

"We're Just Like The Founding Fathers--Wealthy Agrarian Landowners Oppressed By The King of Great Britain!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Anne of Austria.

And so Muir continues to pretend his characters are oppressed, brave, witty and good-looking.  Still, it's fun to watch the ongoing circular firing squad.  Purge the Party of the unworthy!

Friday, September 21, 2012

"It's In Revelations, People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cajun cooking.

And as Muir repeats the spoonfed neo-con bullshit that's circulating on the right, it's hard to get the impression that even he can barely get enthusiatic about supporting Romney. Which is why we're getting so much 'Obama as Lex Luthor' these days...

Thursday, September 20, 2012

"Heh! I'm So Daring!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because happy mushroom!

Wow.  Not only does Muir give us both barrels of crazy shithead today, he manages to do it in a way that is not only offensive, but also continues his latest running streak of doing things half-assed, even by his low standards, in the form of a lousy single-paneled cartoon without anything even remotely resembling a punchline.  It's classic Muir, a man revealing his racism, idiocy, paranoia, and cowardice, while imagining that he is making himself look good. 

Of course, in light of recent events, Muir is doubtless telling himself that he is revealing his glorious dedication to free speech.  Indeed, he is almost certainly hoping that some Islamic extremist finds out about this horrible cartoon, and broadcasts it to the world.  This would of course cause more riots and deaths, but hey, its worth it because... well, because   Which, on the whole, is pretty contemptible.  But added to that--Muir is also probably patting himself on the back for his moral courage.  The Evull Muslims are doubtless going to want him dead for this, but he did it because--gosh, darn it, he's so brave.  And yet it's hard to believe that Muir actually think he's risking death here. Oh, he'll tell himself he is, but I think he knows that he isn't.  It's just Muir, being a racist, bigoted ass, and wanting to be praised for it.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

"Who Is Not An American!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marmalade roll.

That was so marvellously vague, it was essentially meaningless.   Muir's really been phoning it in of late.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Monday, September 17, 2012

"The Fact That Some White Guys Are Poor Proves My Point!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's a Knickerbocker right now.

"We are clearly being persecuted by not having our specialness acknowledged!  And how dare people act like we ever had some sort of advantage!"

Sunday, September 16, 2012

"They've Always Controled Things! Even For Thirty Years When We Held Power!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tumbling down, tumbling down.

Uh-huh.  Right.  People WANT sociopathy!  It's obvious!  And the internet is going to give it to them!

Saturday, September 15, 2012

"As Opposed To Me, He Hates America!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we have to move the shirts.

Ahh, yes.  Watch Muir continue to mistake jingoism for patriotism.  Watch him continue to use his weird fantasy Obama and then wonder why people aren't outraged over the President's actions.  In essence, watch Muir continue to stumble around blindly, and then wonder why he keeps hitting the walls.  Coupled with the occasional declaration that it's the walls fault.

Friday, September 14, 2012

"It Has To Be A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the moon with all its brightness.

Yeah, that's right, Muir.  If most people find your actions repugnant and foolish, it's just proof that they're all being fooled by the massive, all-powerful liberal conspiracy.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

"And Then You Went Around Dressed Like A Sheikh!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Soho girl.

Ahh, there's the delusional racist bullshit I was expecting from Muir the moment I heard about the embassy attack.  Go on, Muir.  This is how you win hearts and minds...

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

"I Mean, Insisting On Being Treated The Same As White Guys? It's Insane!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Birchington Churchyard.

Ahh, nothing like the eternal moan of the stupid white guy, that everyone else is oppressing him by not accepting their inferior place on the great chain of being...

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

"This Just Like When Those Bleeding Hearts Complained About Dred Scott..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because out of time.

And once again, Damon continues to abuse Jan--out of love.  The poor fool must be belittled and mocked so that she sees the glorious truth of the Right Wing.

Monday, September 10, 2012

...Yeah...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because e-bow the letter.

I grow more and more convinced that in the years ahead DbD's divorce from reality will grow more pronounced until at last, instead of detailing the occurences of a right-wing funhouse mirror version of reality, it will tell of things happening in a world of paranoid, psychotic delusion.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

"It Was An Outrage! Really! Honest!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fish.

And remember Even Liberal Jan agrees that the DNC was a travesty, because--well, because she lives on the Square Planet, where the fearful face of reality need never intrude...

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Muir Is Down With The Honeys!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so tremble false Whigs.

This mass of cheap shots disguised as a critique is brought to you by the man who spent last week giving the world bad boob drawings...

Friday, September 7, 2012

"And You Should Be Proud!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because strange days are coming.

Hurrah.  Another year of badly drawn, incoherant comics.  Hurrah.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

"I'll Never Stop Pissing On His Grave!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come fill up my  cup, come fill up my can,

And of course, the party of 'let men rule your uterus' is the clear and proper choice for any intelligent woman.  But hey--Ted Kennedy cheap shot.  That's got to be worth something.  And remember--outliers?  What are those?

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

"Only Slavery Is True Freedom!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a city in Finland.

Yeah!  Don't we see that not allowing the nation to be run in a way that makes sanctimonius hypocrites like Muir feel that they are ruling as God intended is just wrong?

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

"More Signs Of Your Utter Degenerency, Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vienna Chocolate.

By Muir's standards, that was close to a joke.  But still, so, so very far...

Monday, September 3, 2012

"Let Us Wallow In This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how about that?

See if I were Muir, I'd be doing my best to ignore the whole chair incident, but then, I'm fairly sane...

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Saturday, September 1, 2012

"Clearly Obama Is Afraid Of The Chair-Talking!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a couple of fools running wild.

Yes, Muir.  Eastwood's speech clearly destroyed Obama.  You know what else would?  Having Romney wear a gold suit.  And a monocle.

Friday, August 31, 2012

"Now, Be Sure To Deliver The Kryptonite, Mercy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come along with me...

Aside from Muir revealing once again that he doesn't know what 'Marxists' actually are, may I note that I find it revealing that he imagines El Dorado's Dad supervillain-like behavior makes him a good guy.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

...Urrr... Yeah...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dinah won't you blow your horn?

....I didn't realize Muir could come up with a worse way to draw.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

"Freedom Must Be Protected By Assassins And Uzis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it starts with an earthquake.

Man, even El Dorado Dad is starting to talk like a raving paranoid these days.  Of course, he's doing like a bad 80s cartoon token minority--but he's still doing it.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Now, Let's All Wait For Him To Call Us Moral Degenerates Again...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because of course, Henry the Horse dances the waltz.

The saddest thing about Muir's soft-core is how bad it is...

Monday, August 27, 2012

"They Also Protect Us From The Eaters Of Socks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mick Harvey

It's kind of awe-inspiring in a way, the self-reinforcing crazy of Muir and his buddies.  And who knows where it will go in the future?  Perhaps we will see Muir peddling oxygen pills, in preparation of the upcoming poison gas attack from Evil Dictator Obama..

Sunday, August 26, 2012

"Imagine All The White Guys, Living In Cheerful Supremacy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hogfather.

As Muir wishes for the blinders to be lifted from people's eyes, and for them all to realize that everthing the Right believes in is correct, and everything the Left believes in is wrong, we are left with the impression that this has not been a kind year for the man...

Saturday, August 25, 2012

"Oh, I Pity The Poor White Guy..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because butterfly.

Yeah.  As Muir continues to hyperventilate, let's recall all those years he spent telling us that it was all right for the government to kill and torture foreign-born Muslims.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Fuck You, Muir.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Suri Empire.

And now, lo, Muir has become the great humanitarian, worried about those poor Pakistanis, after years of suggesting that bombing nations we don't like is a grand and noble endeavor.  And as he speaks of the evils of the Southern Poverty Law Center, cruelly insisting on keeping track of white supremacists, we ask ourselves, how does this bloody chickenhawk, this blubbering bully, this classic conservative concern troll go on with his life without realizing how absolutely full of shit he is?

I tend to lean towards "he's rather stupid and crazy", as I've no doubt my readers are aware.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

"Heh, Stupid Newsweek!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radishes.

I think Muir doesn't realize that Newsweek has taken a very right-wing turn since it started employing  Niall 'Colonialism was GREAT' Fergusson...  And may I note that the interview is again still going on, even though Damon has apparently changed his outfit...

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

"Yeah, Liberals Is All Dumb And Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because take my tears, and that's not nearly all.

As Skye demonstrates that her "leftism" is still stuck a good forty years in the past, let us allow Muir to continue to gloat over his triump over his idiotic imaginary liberals and enviromentalists.  He needs something to feel superior about, after all.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Wait, Wait, Wait...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he was so engaging.

I thought the interview was over.  They'd moved on.  Damon had produced his super science magical truth device.  But now they're still doing it, with Damon in that same pose...

*sigh*

Just remember, Muir doesn't understand narrative, take a deep breath, and move on.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Clearly, This Is A Matter Of Vital Import...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gabriel blew his trumpet.

You know, one of the little quirks about Muir you get used to is the fact that he's going to go off on strange little things that the Right is obssessing over at the moment.  Sometimes, when there's an issue they're doing their level best to ignore, this will take on a rather comical edge--not the humor Muir is aiming for, mind you, but the humor of watching a man doing his level best to pretend that a giant slime monster isn't sitting in his living room.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

"Heh, That Will Show Them..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the grand facade so soon will burn.

Sometimes it seems that the primary motivation of the American Far Right is petty spite.  How DARE we not accept their genius!  They are always right, and insisting otherwise is just lies!  Dirty lies!  Lies!  And so we get bits like this, where Damon makes magic technology that allows him to reveal everyone who isn't them is a venal liar...

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Friday, August 17, 2012

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

"Stupid Scientists! Like Water's Rare!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Austin Tappin Wright.

"I mean, sure, I'm wasting valuable drinking water, and costing myself money, but I'm flipping off enviromentalists, so it must be a good move!  And all this talk of 'contamination' is just nonsense, like global warming."

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

"Clearly, A Tax Cut On The Wealthy Will Save Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that is the zone.

And again, Muir, the man who cheered as the economy was driven into the ditch--the man who has fought ever effort to get it out of the ditch--whines about the economy being in a ditch.  I think the bastard's finally starting to feel the pinch...

Monday, August 13, 2012

And That's Just What A Liberal Would Say!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Anno.

As Skye's absolute shallowness is once again put on display, we are forced to ask not only if Muir knows any real women, but if he knows any real people...

Sunday, August 12, 2012

A Godwining We Will Go.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hazard pay.

Oh, look, Muir's comparing Obama to Hitler again.  How nice.  I guess he needs something to distract him from the polls.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

"Ah Ha! Aren't I Awesome?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because kill the Vargan scum.

And as we wait for Fake Obama to turn on his death ray, and announce the world is doomed, we are forced once again to contemplate why Muir fails so bad at satire.  I'd say it's a combination of several flaws--his tendency to use versions of his opponents that are not even crude caricatures but instead lunatic cartoon characters mixes with his endless patting of his own back for how awesome he is makes to give the accurate impression of a sad little man churning out his crappy cartoons and convincing himself to flatter his ridiculous ego.

Another factor, of course, is that Muir can't draw worth a damn...

Friday, August 10, 2012

And Now He's Talking About Tonto...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dassault Aviation.

Yeah.  Thanks for the digression. 

You know, it's kind of sad that when Muir tries to make up a conversation of awesomely-clever perfect put-downs he produces this crap...

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Muir Critiques A Book He's Never Read...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you're a wonderful person.

Yeah.  Yeah.  Obviously, Fake Obama can't argue that that's not in the book, since as opposed to Real Obama, he never wrote it, and thus has no idea it's not.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

"Why Can't We Celebrate Our Bigotry?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Peter Schilling.

Because supporting gay rights is JUST the same as acting against them!  Just like Martin Luther King Jr. was JUST LIKE Lester Maddox!  Why must we forever by bludegeoning them with our tolerance?  WHY?

Monday, August 6, 2012

That's What He Wants...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rabbia e tarantella.

Ahh, yes.  It's that time again, when Muir begs for donations for his Proud Bastion of Independent Individualism, while failing to see the irony inherant in that act.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

The Shout Outs Are Getting Weirder...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Lonely Shepherd.

Somewhere, there are people who apparently want to be drawn by Muir.  This thought does not comfort me.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

"These Things Are Exactly Equivalent..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's Frankenstein.

"Of course, all Romney would have to do in this case is release those tax returns, where as your case involves having to prove a negative.  It's also batshit crazy, but of course, that's just gravy to you..."

Friday, August 3, 2012

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

"And That's Exactly What He'd Say Too!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Osman's dream.

And so we are to be treated with Muir's imaginary black friend arguing with his imaginary black president.  Because, as I've noted the President Obama in DbD bears only a casual resemblence to the actual President Obama.  And not just because Muir is crap at drawing.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

"Traitors! Traitors! Filthy Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the watch on the Rhine.

Foolish Supreme Court Justices!  How dare you deviate from the beliefs of the Party?

Monday, July 30, 2012

"It's Like... Something... Happened Prior To All This. For Eight Years, Or So..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's a lithium flower.

Of course, Damon is actually for torture and assassination and secrecy, but he hates Democrats, and that's the important thing... After all--you can TRUST liberals with evil. Only conservatives.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Well, At Least He Didn't Do Another Lousy 'Christmas Carol' Strip...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because these are the mushi.

Ahh, yes, the document Muir worships--except for all those pesky bits that suggest a limited military.  And the bits that ban torture.  And the bits that suggested white guys were no longer quite so special. 

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Satan... Sal Alinsky... Same Thing, Really, Right?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hail and well met!

If there is a Hell, then Muir's punishment is going to be the realization that he was a part of the hideous cancer inflicting America, not the cure.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Dig The Pit Deeper!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come on, Exorcist!

Hey, you know what you should do with an unfunny out-of-season A Christmas Carol parody?  Keep it going!  Well, not really, but this is Muir, we're talking about...

Thursday, July 26, 2012

And Now He's Messing With Dickens. Great.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who makes the clock tick by?

Ahh, yes.  Because we needed to be reminded about a literary classic in this awful, awful strip.  (And Muir seems to be conflating Marley's Ghost with the Ghost of Christmas Past, in another demonstration of his bottomless supply of stupid.)

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

"Why If I'd Been There, I'd Have Stopped Him With My INFINITE SUPPLY OF MANLINESS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because have I the right to riches?

Of course, adding more guns to that situation would probably have made it even bloodier, with people shooting each other as they tried to shoot the gunman, and any "accomplices", in a darkened theater, with a movie blaring away.  But hey--we're in Square Planet territory now...

Monday, July 23, 2012

"They're All Against Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tomato.

And Muir prepares for the great anti-gun push that he is sure is coming. For like every gun nut, he is certain, despite the fact that they have managed to get much of the public to agree that people being able to assemble private arsenals is NOT a threat, and indeed, a right guaranteed by the Constitution, that this latest shooting is going to cause the Democrats to try and pass gun control laws.  Sure, the last few times didn't--but this time it's different!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

"My Daddy Knew He Was A Special, Special Snowflake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the luckiest guy in the world.

Yeah!  Everyone knows the vets did all the hard work in WWII, and all the government did was screw up and blow balloons!  Everyone who sticks their head in the magic Right-Winger Box of Absolute Truth, So Help Us God, anyway, and who else matters?

Saturday, July 21, 2012

"Woo! I WIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the blue star in the heavens.

Once again, Muir shows that in the face of tragedy, his big concern is scoring points...

Friday, July 20, 2012

"Not Like Me And My Pretend Wife!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because then there was a flea.

And now we get a potent blend of Muir's creepy pinups and his special special snowflake whine. You go Muir!  Surely the President of the United States lacks the experience of a guy who writes a lousy webcomic!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

A Five-Fingered Exercise...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a hat.

One hopes that Muir's supply of liquor and hand lotion are holding out...

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

"My Crazy Is Rooting My Ass To This Sofa!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because van Loon.

Ahh, yes, more of the quiet racism and naked jingoism Muir thinks is patriotism--delivered by his apparently immobile black sock puppet.  Fun!

Monday, July 16, 2012

"Not That Obama's The Antichrist..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Aigyptos.

Has Damon gone immobile again?  This is just like the time he poured coffee for several strips.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Circular Firing Squad, READY!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we've got potatoes!

Well, that didn't take long...  Let the purging BEGIN!

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Friday, July 13, 2012

I Can't Top This One Folks....

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whither Canada?

Ah, yes.  Because pregnancy is so completely enjoyable. 

I think Russian Guyovitch is actually annoyed to be involved in something so stupid.  Poor guy.  It's not his fault he's in such a lousy strip...

Thursday, July 12, 2012

"And That Is Why We Preserve Our Bodily Essence!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the master of Ballantrae.

...

Once again, Muir's awful characters serve as a mirror to his own awfulness.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Just Build A Time Machine Already!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it got worse.

You know, this is kind of like Archer, with a still-continuing Cold War.  Only--not funny.  Or the least bit aware of how ridiculous it's being.

On the good side, no pictures of the demonspawn.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Urrr... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it jammed.

And once again, the joke vanishes up its own ass.  This was obviously meant as another stab at the Obamas for their upptiness but somehow it wound up going in a very strange direction...

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Remember 'Black UN Helicopters'? I Do.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because kryptonite.

Once again, I find myself wondering just how Muir keeps the vast mass of paranoia he believes standing.  Then I remember--crazy, and I sadly nod.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Friday, July 6, 2012

Thursday, July 5, 2012

"The Decadent Uppitiness Of This Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then he took and he ate up all of my corn.

And now it's back to bitching about the things he didn't give a damn about when Bush was doing them.  Because Barack!  Kenyan!  EVIL!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Work Can Make Them Free!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let's have a madcap weekend--a high-falutin' holiday.

As I wonder when Muir will next compare Obama to the Nazis, and not see the irony, I have to wonder--how productive are lousy cartoonists in this perfect world of his?

Monday, July 2, 2012

His Version Of Frozen Dinner Gags...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gozer.

So, a pregnancy joke, and a 'Barack is a megalomaniac' joke.

Yeah, definitely enough material for two strips.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

"Ah HA! Take That, Roberts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because world without logos.

I suppose Roberts can now consider his Party membership revoked.  The impure weakling!

Saturday, June 30, 2012

"Slobs And Leeches, The Lot Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hesse-Darmstadt.

And of course, Muir, you are one of the good productive members, what with your little comic strip.  And stuff.  You don't NEED gubmint help.  And taxes--why you're JUST LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS.  Aside from the whole 'no representation' thing. 

And women!  Yaknow whut I mean?

Friday, June 29, 2012

"There's Supposed To Be A Point?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he was run out of town like a common pygmy.

Ahh, yes.  Because now we're all going to have eat broccoli, because it's... and...

...Yeah, I think Muir's kind of running low on juice here.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Go On. Follow That Up With A Scalping Joke. I Dare You!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flute playing.

So, Damon's response to what is supposed to be liberal insenstivity to Native Americans is a racist Native American joke. 

Yeah.  Yeah.  Yeah...

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

"Ignorance Is Too An Excuse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't worry they're here.

Let us see...

A) Muir apparently feels that we should have continued to back Mubarak, a man whose legitimacy was in tatters, through some undesignated means.

B) No, the book does not say that.

So, another confirmation that Muir doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.  On fairly important subjects, for that matter.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

"Huzzah! A Magnificent, Purely Symbolic Triumph!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because five feet away.

And yet more walls of text involving Muir's crib notes version of a scandal that the Right has clasped tight to its bosom, in its eternal love of political theater...

Monday, June 25, 2012

"And Don't Get Me Started On F Troop!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!    Because sand.

...

...

Yeah.  It's the second one that really sticks out.  Muir takes a stupid premise and rides out further from sanity than one imagines posssible....

Sunday, June 24, 2012

There's Clearly A Conspiracy Behind All This...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because late in the evening...

Ahh, this old chestnut.  Once again, Muir's magical tyranny detector started working overtime after letting virtually everything slide for eight long years, and now he knows we're living in Communist Russia.  Minus... well, everything that made Communist Russia... Communist Russia.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Continuing A Trend!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jumbalaya.

Yeah... Great.  What... edgy... humor.

And the kids still look like trolls.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Why Do I Keep Flashing Back To Cavemen Porn...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you can advance.

Apparently, we're supposed to find Skye bitchy because she's annoyed at her boyfriend scoping out her sister in that awful dress.

Muir really doesn't get how to make characters sympathetic, does he?

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

"Our Many And Inevitable Triumphs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because infante.

"I mean, the jist of the speech was a questionable story about regulations!  Focusing on a bizarre quote that was a horrifically failed attempt to be folksy is clearly a crime against journalism!"

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

"Sniff--Aren't They Courageous?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because can't you see their spearpoints gleaming?

Yeah.  Dining on the livers of geese who get force-fed corn.  Wooo. Dey da man.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Your Daily Ick Quotient...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the pigeons going to rush to him.

So... how long before Muir starts ranting about cultural degeneration again, eh?

Sunday, June 17, 2012

He Definitely Doesn't Have Kids...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Flower Drum Song.

So... Amazing how Jan can keep the EXACT same position for most of her appearance, eh?  And nice to see that the children remain horrorific demonspawn.  Well, okay, not nice, but at least its consistent in its awfulness.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

"This Is Clearly A Triumph For The Forces Of The Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Men of Harlech.

Yeah.  Muir kind of reminds of the crazy guy who insisted I should throw my used tissue on the floor, and when I stated I didn't want to talk to him, declared boldly that that didn't matter, because of the First Ammendment.  That sort of tone-deafness to basic human interaction is really... rather disconcerting...

Friday, June 15, 2012

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Ahh, A Reference To An Infinitely Superior Work. Smart.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Schiller!

I'd say this is really more Blue Brothers 2000.  It sucks and it doesn't have John Belushi in it.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

"I Am Fair-Handed In My Recognition Of Leftist Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moon-Moon.

Yes, total government transperency.  Except for sniper missions, and the like.  Because they are cool.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

They Have Such A... Refined Relationship...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's a fish.

Ahh, yes.  Another example of how are main characters are just... really repulsive.  Always fun...

Monday, June 11, 2012

Yeah...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Argama!

...The amount of Insane Troll Logic on display here is... quite stunning...

Sunday, June 10, 2012

They're Just Average, Everyday Folks...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's not an anime.

Yeah.  And once again, we are forced to remember that DbD does not take place on Earth.  Or even a roughly parallel dimension.  No, we are in a world that bears no resemblence to reality whatsoever.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

"Cause We're That Amazing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because your own personal Jesus.

Yeah.  And that's why President Blacula's tyranny will fail, of  course.  Because when he sends the drones after you, you will hit them with... OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!  I know I should be used to it by now, but how wide can the gulf between reality and Muir's version of it get?

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Ether's A Hell Of A Drug!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because NOOOO!

And the paranoid fantasy continues...  As we read it, we wonder--is Muir losing whatever shallow grip on reality he had?  Is he now looking over his shoulder for phantom attackers, double-locking his door so the agents of islamocommufascism can't break in at night and steal his precious, precious liquor?  And why should we care?

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

"Unleash The Death Ray!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a sign of Zeta.

Uh... huh.  Why don't you just have him stroking a white cat, Muir?  Because once again this isn't even a good caricature of Obama. 

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Monday, June 4, 2012

"Sibling Murder! It's Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because they want to make the sky fall.

...Muir really can't make nonsociopathas, can he?

Sunday, June 3, 2012

And Then A Giant Chicken Falls On Him!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because their souls are shackled by gravity.

And here, Muir reaching for satire unintentionally creates absurdism, in a stunning display of his lack of talent.  This is pretty much why the DbD Obama doesn't WORK--he isn't a caricature of Obama--he isn't a caricature of anyone.  He's a bad Bond villain, and the worse part is we're supposed to take the whole Bond villain part seriously.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

This Is Clearly A Dangerous Plot!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because googie goo.

Of course, Muir. You have once again noticed a threat no one else detected.  Amazing how that is.  Here's your cookie.

Friday, June 1, 2012

"Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot--They Are Perfect Representations Of The Left!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horrendous!

And remember--right wing governments NEVER engage in mass murder.  Except when they do.  Which is when they have to.  And thus completely different from evil Leftists, who do so because of their love of killing.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

"They're All Palling Around With Terrorists All The Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because our weapons are useless against it!

Ahh, it's that old Right-Wing standby, Six Degrees of Seperation--FROM A TERRORIST!  It's fascinating that they don't seem to realize by the elastic standards they've created everyone and everybody is a soldier in the war against Murica. 

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

And We're Back To This Again...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pillows.

And once again, Muir follows his Right-Wing brethren in asserting this guy is important, because he needs him to be important, because otherwise, he's been spending a lot of time posting about a nobody pissant because that's who they were all supposed to be posting about.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

"Man, I Almost Wonder Why You Agreed To Appear On This Show In The First Place!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because encounters in space.

Ha!  That's almost as pathetic as guy creating an imaginary black friend to serve as his voice in a lousy webcomic!

Monday, May 28, 2012

"Why Aren't The Media Fascinated By This Minor Figure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rick-dom.

And once again we enter into the weird realm of the Right Wing, where little unpleasant men like Kimberlin are major figures on the Left, because that would be embarassing, and major stories.  This "story" seems ultimately to be little more than a shoving match between two different brands of paranoia, but of course, every rightwinger knows that everything that they do is the most important thing ever.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

"If They Can Appreciate Soldiers, They Can't Be All Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Axos!

Well, it seems like Muir is having his semiannual "not quite horrific" cartoon.  Let us just appreciate it for a moment, and wait for the nightmare to begin again tomorrow.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Friday, May 25, 2012

Terrorist, Terrorist, Terrorist, TERRORIST!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because primer!

And the right has returned to its old standby--TERRORISM!  Which is TERRIFYING!  TERROR! A vote for Obama is a vote for TERROR!  BOOGA-BOOGA-BOO!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

"He Also Has Significant Links To The Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a beam cannon?

So everyone else is in fact united into sinister, evil conspiracies to destroy you.  It's amazing that you can keep going in the face of such determined opposition.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

"You Found A Payphone? Seriously?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lint balls are extremely flammable.

 These shoutouts to his internet homies are getting sadder and sadder as the years pass...

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

"And That's Why They're Racist! And I'm Not!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because landslide.

Except, of course, that--once again--all Zimmerman had to do to avoid this confrontation is NOT chase after Martin.  And that Martin might honestly have been threatened by the guy following him for no discernable reason is of course, never even mentioned.  Beacause to Muir, confrontations between blacks and whites are inevitably heroic defenses of civilization against the dusky hordes.  And he is so offended that the rest of us take this death so seriously.  We are so self-righteous, to insist there is something wrong with his perfect, magnificent worldview.

The thought that Muir likely owns a gun is not a matter of comfort to me. 

Monday, May 21, 2012

"He Also Say, 'Let's See What That Dirty Hippie Thinks of Gulag!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 1066.

And Muir continues with a storyline that demonstrates that he doesn't quite get the whole 'end of the Cold War' thing...

Sunday, May 20, 2012

"And That's Why My Racist Asshattery Is RIGHT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billy, they don't like you to be so free.

Of course,  Zimmerman escalated the confrontation, and Martin's dead.  And most of the "facts" Muir mentions are so bent out of context that they are essentially lies.  But it's okay.  Muir knows that black people who get killed DESERVE IT, because if they didn't deserve it, they wouldn't have gotten killed.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

"It's Just How Those Dangerous Bucks Act!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it could be worse.

Gosh, us whites are so poor and oppressed, aren't we?  Attacked by racist blacks all the time, but no one dares speak the truth!  What shall become of us?

Muir, you are a sad little putz.

Friday, May 18, 2012

"Ha, Stupid Liberals, With Their Respect For Life..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because guitar sting.

I could talk about the continuing racist caricatures, the telegraphed "lesson" that liberals need to embrace the importance of firearms in daily life, but instead I'm going to make one observation--Muir thinks it's a good idea for a woman to be carrying around a gun that she barely knows how to use.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

A Hard-Hitting Urban Drama That Pulls No Punches!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because drum beat.

As Muir proceeds to demonstrate that no, he doesn't really get urban slang, I am forced to conclude that the racist asshats are embarking a campaign to get as much racism out there as they can, before the rest of humanity gets completely sick of their shit.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

It Was Funnier When Peter Sellars Did It...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, nineteen.

Well, at least we aren't having to stare at Muir's horrific racist caricatures. 

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

"The Moose And Squirrel Have Nuclear Wessles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ain't no God in my house.

And the painful racist caricatures continue, while Russian Guyovitch cements his status as the closest thing to a likable character that Muir has ever created.  And when a bad Yakov Smirnov routine occupies that status, is says something about a strip's quality.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Nearly A Century Later, "Birth Of A Nation" Finally Gets A Sequel...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I know you're trying to forget.

But remember, folks--Muir knows he's not racist.  The people who complain about him drawing the Junkyard Gang's evil cousins--they're the racists.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

"Gasp! How Can I Counter This Obvious Right-Wing Trolling? HOW?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gold on the ceiling.

And remember, boys and girls, if even Liberal Jan realises what a threat President Blacula is, then he must obviously be dangerous!  I mean--look at the list!  If someone has written all that stuff down--it must be right!  It just has to!

Saturday, May 12, 2012

A Strained Metaphor Always Gets The Job Done!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Starro.

So... we... bought... English last election?

I'm sorry, but I think Muir actually lost track of his own metaphor in this one...

Friday, May 11, 2012

Generic Political Joke B-980, Released!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vitamin C!

Ah, yes, a cutting criticism from the man who applauded the economic collapse and the Iraqi war while they were happening.  We are stung to the quick.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

"Stupid, Effete Europe! Our Inferiors In Every Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chauffer me!

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Well, a demonstration that Muir's knowledge of European politics remains as shaky as ever, AND some  more of his enviromentalist bashing. In a weird sort of way, this strip pretty much gives us the Right-Wing worldview in a nutshell--everything that isn't us is stupid, weak and bad, and we know this by knowing it.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

"A Real Man Has Drunken Scowl On His Face!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gesundheit.

...Yeah.  Another one for the 'Muir is starting to feel a little desperate' bin...

Monday, May 7, 2012

Muir Just Doesn't Get It...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because achoo!

All of this fail is made worse by the fact that its about a character who is a blantant sexual fantasy brought to... well, life is a bit much, as it's Muir we're talking about here.  Sam herself is proof of what Muir's trying to use her to disprove.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

An Extra Huge Dose Of Crazy!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spicy brown mustard.

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Wow.  Muir manages to move from his paranoid ramblings to some hideous misogny.  All in one strip.  I think the campaign's getting to him.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

"As Usual, We Deal With The SERIOUS ISSUES No One Else Will!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horseshoe crab.

You know, the irony of Muir attacking Warren for being 'a real racist' through the agency of his IMAGINARY BLACK FRIEND is... a bit much.

Friday, May 4, 2012

"He Is Quaking In Fear! He Has To Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radish!

And as Muir began to realize that, yes, Romney was the candidate, fear began to enter his heart...

Thursday, May 3, 2012

"Ha Ha, America! Now You Know The Treasure You Have Thrown Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was looking for a chalice.

I suspect Muir is providing us with yet another example of why you shouldn't get your 'facts' from internet spam...

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

"How Dare He Not Let People Flee The Country To Avoid Paying Taxes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rochefort cheese.

Yes.  This will clearly violate the rights of all the other poor people who owe extensive back taxes and are planning trips to Monoco...

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

"These Are The Temples Of My People..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lyme disease.

Ahh, yes.  The always wonderful combo of Samurai Mom and El Dorado Dad.  Always enlivening the strip in even their briefest appearances, because Muir seems to think they're proof of how he's not racist.

Monday, April 30, 2012

"All Goes According To Plan..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Heinrich IV.

Strips like this are a good reminder of how Muir sees the world--as a vast collection of conspiracies, all working to destroy his pure America, aided and abetted by the weak members of the Left.  With that as your baseline, policy decisions all become epic battles between good and evil, where your side.  It's a seductive image--many on the Left believe their own version of it--and yet it is ultimately nonsensical.  You're left imagining a world where secret conclaves gather to discuss their malevolent plans involving farm labor laws--and really, isn't that just sad?

Sunday, April 29, 2012

"He Is Delusional And Arrogant, And Also Funny-Looking..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because great t-shirt.

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Yeah.  That was incoherant even by Muir's lackluster standards.  I'm even wondering if Muir had a clear idea of what he was trying to say in this strip. 

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Illegals--Like You Know Who!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is it an ironic doom?  Is the wink implied?

Ahh, Muir, you crazy racist shitheel.  I bet you think that was subtle wit.  No dogwhistles there! 

Friday, April 27, 2012

"And Then He Cries!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because please dispose of this message in the usual fashion.

Muir's been hitting the Serum hard, hasn't he?  I mean, not only are we in full Square Planet mode, but he follows a complaint about Obama's refusal to follow the Constitution--with a call to not follow the Constitution. 

Thursday, April 26, 2012

"Oh, You Mad Fool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hey, Jude.

Ah, those foolish radicals, always heading to the Evil Empire of the USSR... wait, wait.  I'm sorry, I thought we'd fallen in a time warp somehow.  Because in the Muirverse, the Cold War never stopped, apparently...

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

We're Being Oppressed, By NOT Being Oppressed!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because haibane.

Ahh, yes.  Once again, Muir bemoans the state that the country has fallen to under Obama where... well, really, this bit is vague.  Muir is sure great crimes are happening, and if pressed he'll even name some, though any observant reader will realize that he was giving the Bush administration a free pass for much worse activities, most of which are also more severe by the simply measure of having actually happened.  But that doesn't matter.  Muir doesn't need facts, he can trust his razor-sharp instincts, which told him that Saddam had WMDs, but of course, he never mentions that fact any more, which means it doesn't count.   Austerity!  Islamocommufascism!  Fast and Furious! Marie Antoinette!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

But Remember--The Left Are The Ones With Unity Issues!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because over the top violence.

One would call that a hopeful sign for the Republicans--except that Muir thinks that batshit is the way to go...

Monday, April 23, 2012

"They're Like, Totally Decadent..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I wish that I could turn back time.

And remember, folks, back when we had a President who really did fiddle while Rome burned--well, that was okay.  But President Blacula and his Scary Wife are clearly out of hand, because they aren't Republicans. 

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Excuse Me While I Get My Pepto-Bismol...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rollin Hand.

And remember, folks--this is Muir showing the world how much he loves the bitches...

Saturday, April 21, 2012

A Very Special Episode...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Aisin Gioro.

And now, Sitcom From Hell Mode merges with Bad Politcs.  By their power combined, they are Captain Suck...

Friday, April 20, 2012

Another Episode Of The Sitcom From Hell...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because french horns.

It's tough some times, figuring out which is worse--Muir's crazy evil politics or his horribly inept attempts at domestic humor.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

"Now, If You Gentlemen Will Excuse Me, I Must Meet With The Learned Elders Of Zion...."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of Naples.

Ahh, good old racist paranoia. And remember folks--DEMOCRATS are the ones waging war on women. By not allowing the Republicans to ban abortions and birth control, and let women know their place.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Humanity FAIL

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there are worse games to play.

But of course, Muir is the guy who appreciates the sacrifices soldiers make in getting shipped out in war's he wanted and shot to shit out there. He appreciates it so much, he'd gleefully call for more of them. And he thinks this shows how much he loves the troops.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

A Shotgun Blast of Suck.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then John was a zombie.

So Muir puts up several strips at once. None of which is connected. And all of which are pretty bad even by his standards. So I think we've hit his 'trying to jumpstart the apocalypse phase...

Monday, April 16, 2012

Bizarro-Marx Am Happy!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because undo.

Ahh, yes. It's all because of government intervention, and so on, which is killing small business by not giving corporations huge tax breaks, and letting them do whatever they want. Because government is bad. Also, free market.

Friday, April 13, 2012

"And Let's Not Forget About The Black Helicopters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because please give me wings.

One wonders how much alcohol Muir consumes to avoid the necessary cognitive dissonace between the real world and the dystopia he seems to feel Obama is making.

Of course, this makes one wonder how much he was drinking to achieve the similiar effect of seeing the Bush years as a triumph way back when...