Monday, September 30, 2013

"Wow! That Was Incredibly Insightful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a baboon.




This is what you get when the Right's metaphorical head vanishes up its metaphorical ass.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Friday, September 27, 2013

"Look, Muir REALLY Messed Up His Origin Stories Here, Okay?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because orange leaf.

So Russian Guyovitch--is a Ukrainian.  Which is not quite the same as a Russian.  As Nestor Makhno would argue quite fervently.

Ahh, Muir.  Your desire to tell stories about the world is hindered by your massive ignorance of the world.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

"And He's Fighting To Hold Back The Scary Horde!"

It's the Day's Day of Day!  Because the squid-shark.

Does Muir realize that Spartans practiced ritualized pederasty, sent their young men out to kill and rob from an entire slave class, and spent their time establishing dictatorships over all of Greece during the latter stages of the Peloponnesian War?

Also, Leonidas had 300 Spartans, 700 Thespians, 400 Thebans, and a few hundred others.  But I guess those 1000+ allies don't count, because they weren't all Spartan...

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

"Yes, We Live In Inferior Unmanly Times!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jumanji.

And so, as the awful plot continues, the strip once again pauses to givesus Muir's imaginary woman fluffing the him he wishes he was. 

Freud would be having a field day.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

"Yeah! Chernobyl Mutant Babies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George Gently.

There are plot twists that are exciting and dramatic.  And there are plot twists that make your head strike the desk.

This is definitely the latter.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Sunday, September 22, 2013

"See? This Is How Men Are Victimized In These Degenerate Times!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chowdah.

As we all soak in the misogynistic crazy, let's take a moment to consider that Muir clearly has no idea how... delicate sperm are.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

"And I, As A Feminist, Am Appalled."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Songhai.

And a reminder that DbD features fake women, alongside the fake black guy.

"I Mean You're A Black Guy! You Know About These Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because china plate.

Wow.  Sometimes, Muir cluelessness achieves startling new levels. 

Thursday, September 19, 2013

"Yeah, Obamacare Did It. Not My Asshole Boss."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fireflower.

So, naked women are fine, but saying 'shit' requires self-censorship...

Muir is an odd little man.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

"It's YOUR Fault! Not OURS! NEVER OURS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slide whistle.

And as usual the crazy evil myth the gun nuts repeat to absolve themselves and blame their opponents rears its head.

The first victims of the Navy Yard shooter were armed security guards.

So much for Gun Free Zone...

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Muir. Trivalizing Horror For Over A Decade.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sam Malone.

So... wait.  Samurai Mom was WWII Japanese internee?  But... she'd have to have been a child at the time for that to work...  So why, when she's spent most of her life in the USA, does she talk like Mr. Miyagi...?

Ehh, forget it.  It's Whiteytown.

Monday, September 16, 2013

"And Also He's... Got Big Ears..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rembrandt. 

Yeah, remember what I said about Muir no longer being quite sure what he was mad about?

I'm definitely feeling it.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Ah, Yes, Sparta. Land Of Eugenics, Slavery, And Military Rule. An Ideal To Aspire To.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because my love is like a red, red rose.

Well, it's good to see the Right continues its lengthy inability to understand actual history.  And politics.  And...

Yeah, let's just say reality and call it a wrap.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Friday, September 13, 2013

"I Mean, Is It Wrong For These People To Have A Religious Belief That Gays Are Evil? Is It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fluffy hat.

You know, it's things like this that make you appreciate the Spanish Inquisition.  They may have been bigoted fanatics--but they didn't pretend they were the persecuted minority. 

Thursday, September 12, 2013

"Yeah, Biden's Stupid, See...?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ostfriesland.

I think Muir is waiting so that things develop and he can know what he's supposed to be mad about again. 

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

"Hey, That's OUR Shtick!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I see ur handsome face.

Though I don't think he realizes it, Muir's obsession with national "toughness" and his newfound desire NOT to bomb people for once are starting to step on each other.

Monday, September 9, 2013

"And This Proves How Evil He Is, Me Having My Fake Version Say This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Emancipation Retraction.

Say, how many times has Benghazi been "heating up", "about to blow", etc., etc. in the Muirverse?  Because it seems to me we keep hearing that now, now Obama's finished, only for Muir to stop crowing, business as usual to keep on, and then Muir to start announcing the end is nigh once again...

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Ahh. There's The Crazy, Right On Schedule.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Assignment Venezuela.

And again, Muir plunges straight into his twisted Twilight Zone version of reality, as he pushes Bizarro Obama while bending the meaning of treason so much as to make virtually every US president guilty of it...

Saturday, September 7, 2013

"We're Just Like Nazi Germany! If There Were Elections. And The President Were A Black Man. And..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoopee pie!

"But don't vorry, mein fraulein.  Ve shall soon overtrow dur inferior untermensch dictator, and create a glorious new democracy, vhere everyone vill do vhat ve, de ubermenschen, tell tem!  And ve vill stop his evil vars, and begin our glorious good vars!  Ja, it vill be great!"

Friday, September 6, 2013

"And Don't Forget His Ties To The Fluoride Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Shemp Howard.

Somehow, Jan's transforming into the right-wing talking point machine is just as unconvincing as Muir's opposition to the Syrian issue. 

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

"Oh, And For Years Afterwards..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oh, the things you will see...

And once again, Muir rewrites history with a zeal that would make a Soviet apparatchik blush.  The George W. Bush presidency, with six years of outright Republican Party supremacy?  Doesn't count.  The Republican "Revolution"?  Doesn't count.  No, it's been doom and gloom since Saint Ronnie, Patron Saint of the Free Market, Commie-Bashing and "Welfare" People Knowing Their Place left the presidency, a dark time that has inevitably lead to these present evils. 

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

"Yeah, They Were Totally Against The Iraq War. Only... Not."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Makai Toshi SaGa.

Apparently, Muir thinks the Grey Lady was a bastion of anti-war sentiment back then, instead of soapbox for various neocons.  Of course, as he probably never reads it...

Monday, September 2, 2013

"It'll Be Just Like W.! Only Evil, Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Spanish guitar.

I'm waiting for Muir to move from the merely hypocritical into the outright delusional, and for the comic full of crazy to appear.  The one where intervening in Syria is exactly what Osama Bin Laden wants us to do.  (And yes, I know he's dead.  But I'm not sure Muir does.)

"This War Is Evil! A White Man Isn't Starting It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate hoax.

I find Muir's sudden transition to "dove" fairly vomit-inducing, especially as it's so clearly conditional on the President being dark of skin and having a (D) next to his name on the telecast.  Especially as when Muir is probed on this, his reasons are room full of crazy--remember, this is all proof that Obama is in fact an Al-Qaeda sleeper agent in his book.  Some times.