Sunday, July 31, 2011

"'Compromise' Is A Dirty Word! Like 'Reason'!"

It's the Days Day of Days! Because killed by your own brother's hand.

"We know it's all just cowardly plotting, and we're the true heroes! Because if it isn't--we're not just worthless assholes, but dangerous, worthless assholes, and that can't be true! It just can't!"

Saturday, July 30, 2011

"It's THEIR Responsibility To Just Magically Deal With Our Destructive Tendencies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because for still our ancient foe does seek to work us woe.

Yeah, Muir, we know. The clearly mature thing to do is to destroy the world economy because... Anyway, debt bad. Government evil! The RINOs shall pay!

Friday, July 29, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Shouldn't He Be Yelling At Dubya Then?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Gassenhauer.

I think Muir is breaking under the strain of watching the debt talks. It's taking the Right a lot of effort at the moment to convince themselves that they are the Great, Principled Heroes of this piece, and its making them rather... odd.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

"It's All A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hapsburg lip.

"Yeah, I'm on to you, libs! I know that it's all one big plan to institute Islamocommufacism! But we will fight you to the bitter end in hopes of instituting a true democracy--a nation ruled by a wealthy elite, devoid of compassion, mercy, and diversity!"

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

"It's All HIS Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that does not make sense.

"True, it's our job to come up with budgets, and true, everything we've come up with has been a scantily developed monster that makes noises about balancing the budget but is more interested in gutting social services and cutting taxes on the wealthy, but still--he's got to accept our EVIL! He has to!"

Monday, July 25, 2011

"He Sold Out The People Who Opposed Him At Every Moment!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because one night in Bangcok and the tough guys tumble.

"Urr... couldn't you call it 'Bush's economy that the Repubs are continuing to short circuit all attempts to repair'...?"

"Silence, heretic! The Markets never fail--they are only failed! History will vindicate us!"

Sunday, July 24, 2011

"Tortured Analogy Theatre!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the star-spangled man.





I'm just going to quote Martin Luther--"And here, I have nothing to say".

Saturday, July 23, 2011

"The IRS, Man! They're A Drag!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we're having a heatwave.

Ahh, yes. Because paying taxes suck! Every dollar spent on the IRS is a dollar that could be spent on super-cool government assassins!

Friday, July 22, 2011

"He's Got To Be Plotting Against Us! Just Got To Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hail to the king!

And Muir continues his toxic little mix of paranoia, slander, and bigotry. Remember when he was joking about bombing US citizens who didn't agree with in the W. years? Ahh, fun times.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

"We Shall Elect Palin, And She Shall Smite Our Enemies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because somewhere in Germany is a man with a precision rifle, and the skill necessary to use it...

It's almost endearing to see Muir hanging onto his shopworn idol, even as it becomes clear that a Palin run would likely last ten minutes.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

"We've Just Got To Let The Economy Collapse!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because someone to dance with.

Ahh, Muir's brand of common sense--the 'obvious assumption'. Which if people still relied on, we'd still view the Earth as immobile.

Oh, well. The important thing to remember is--Muir needs cash. Badly!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

"Give Me Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because forces pulling from the center of the Earth again.

Ahh, Muir's yearly begging bowl, where our staunch foe of parasitism asks his reader to finance his completely unneccessary artistic endeavor.

Well, he's definitely got the massive hypocricy part of Randism down.

Monday, July 18, 2011

"How DARE They!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a dead etrog.

"Yes, how dare the Dems try to scare seniors into thinking our plan to destroy Social Security is a plan to destroy Social Security! Don't they understand that our holy quest to save the world from the ongoing threat of Commufacislamoism requires that the great sacrifices we are asking be ignored, so that we may keep the scary brown people at bay?"

Sunday, July 17, 2011

If Brain Bleach Were An Actual Product, I'd Be Buying It By Wholesale...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that's a sukkah!

Yes, Muir, the government should realize that the only thing to do is just stop trying to do anything. That way the Good Old Days can come back. And there will be badly-drawn naked women for everybody.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

"After All They Look Alike!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we will not be undersold.

I don't what's worse--the horrible racism, or the fact that Muir seems oblivious to the fact that his behavior is a much closer match to what's described.

Friday, July 15, 2011

"If Your Sister Wants You To Drink Strichnyne, YOU DRINK IT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flounder.

And Muir reveals once again that under the tough talk, and macho poses is a pathetic bullying wimp who thinks anyone standing up to him or his side is cowardly.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Creepy, On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the dreadhawk.

Ahh, Obama-bashing and breast-feeding fetish. Two things that Muir thinks go great together, even as the rest of us back away slowly...

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

"How... Uppity Of Her..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you might feel a little sick.

Sometimes I wonder if Muir so oblivious as to not realize he's blowing a racist dogwhistle. Then I decide, that yeah, he probably is.

Monday, July 11, 2011

"The Idiot! Why Doesn't He Just Cut Taxes Some More And Be Done With It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Schleswig-Holstein-Haderslev.

Muir--who still whole-heartedly supports the policies that got us into this mess--insists that Obama is an idiot who is in fact responsible for this mess. So, let's all go pour gasoline on our burns and then light a match. It's the only way to handle the problem!

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Islamocommufacism GO!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because splurge!

This is a fascinating bit of right-wing BS. Muir starts by giving left-wing criticisms of Obama, then gives us a right-wing criticism, in the form of what he views as a left-wing validation. There is something almost Uriah Heepish in the Right's description of itself as the party of the common man--a disgusting and transparent effort to boast of virtues that it lacks. Especially as 'the common man' seems to mean 'white suburbanites that don't want to rock the boat'.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

"I Mean, He Totally Dodged My Birth Certificate Question."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey smiling strange.

You know, I never thought I'd defend Skye, who Muir has gone out of his way to make as awful and hypocritical as possible, but look at the situation he's put her in--her family members are bunch of paranoid freaks who talk about political conspiracy theories all the time. That'd put anyone on edge.

Friday, July 8, 2011

"See! President Blacula Is TOTALLY A Islamocommufascist NAZI!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I got a message from the Action Man.

And I can't mention that Muir's blend of racist jingoism, revanchism, and militarism is pretty much fascism! So we're even!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

You... Don't Know What The War Powers Act Really Is, Do You, Muir?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if you want him, come and claim him.


I think one of the reasons Muir wants a Repub in office is so he can start liking bombing Muslims again.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

"Seriously! It's Just Like Organized Crime!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hookah!

How dare government--GOVERN! It's job should clearly be to strengthen the powerful, so that they can better dominate us. Only then will we have true freedom!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

No, Muir, That's Not What They Said...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we turn the sound off and say rude things when she's talking.

Muir doesn't understand how a stimulus works, does he? Here he seems to imply that the point was to lessen the deficit, which is really, really wrong. And he continues to blather his tough talk about destroying Obama while hoping to put the people who got us into this mess back in power, so they can do the same damn things that got us into it all over again.

Monday, July 4, 2011

"I'll Have You Know I'm A REVERSE Vegan--Only Meat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because grotty.

Muir celebrates the Fourth by praising carnivores, and bringing out the Weiner scandal. Because that's how patriotic he is.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

"In The Name Of The Greatest People That Have Ever Trod This Earth..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then there were none.

Yeah. Way to waste a Sunday strip. Oh, well, I should look on the bright side. His drawings are generally worse.

Though the racist sentiments are about the same...

Saturday, July 2, 2011

The... IMF Isn't The UN...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because company with honesty.

You know, it must be fun, living in a paranoid fantasyland where every international organization is part of one giant megaconspiracy, dedicated to breaking America's American Americanness. I mean the hours you have to spend making shit up so it all matches! It's a great way to pass time.

Friday, July 1, 2011

"After All, Everything Was Fine Before He Became President..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because random geese!

Ah. And of course Dubya has nothing to do with the present state of the nation. Shoving shards of glass into your eyes is a recognized medical procedure, with many benefits!