Thursday, December 30, 2021

The Endless Self-Conceit And Self-Deceit Of Chris Muir.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath.

The amusing bit of Muir's lunatic repetition of how the left are the hysterical ones dying in droves because they won't accept reality, not him, NOT HIM, is that he seems to vaguely realize the scenario he's outlined makes no sense, before deciding on the latest bit of pseudologic that lets him ignore the contradictions. The Republicans might be doing something similar in the real world, but there's an actual logic to it--letting the base indulge its love of conspiracy and superiority may get a lot of Republican voters killed, but it will excite the remaining ones enough to more than make up for it.


Wednesday, December 29, 2021

"They Fear Our Unvarnished Muricanism!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because obstacle course.

As I've noted before, Muir's growing racism and fascism has been joined by a constant glorification of the most vulgar and braindead manifestations of white rural culture. The rednecks are superior, and their love of trucknuts prove it, and things like that. There's a genuine decadence there, that you so often see amongst reactionaries. It's not about knowing about the past, it's about imagining that you'd be better off there.

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Monday, December 27, 2021

Real Things That Are Absolutely Happening.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'll buy that for a dollar.

The funny thing about all this is how well it illustrates Muir's ongoing degeneration. Any call to civic duty is tyranny and commufascism.

Saturday, December 25, 2021

When Muir Says 'Tis the Season' Things Get Creepy.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because caviar.

Let us remember on this special day Murican Jesus, who's never asked his followers to sacrifice anything or do anything that they didn't already want to.

Friday, December 24, 2021

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Biden. Both A Stalinist, And A Distracted Puppet.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because look at fish.

The funny thing is how we just watched Muir spend four years depicting the Trump administration as a well-oiled machine even as pieces fell off and Muir found himself unpersoning guys he'd been depicting as loyal servants days earlier.

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Homophobia Is Right And Proper!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Chopin.

It's always interesting how Muir's Democrats always have his views on social matters, and are essentially only pretending to sympathize with minorities. Because like every bigot, Muir thinks that his views aren't just views, they're facts.

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Remember, The Decadent Mixed-Race Homosexual Filth Are Also Nazis.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because penny blood.

You know, it's clearer and clearer that Muir and the penny gallery only diss Nazis, and accuse the Democrats and the Left of being Nazis, because they were raised to think of Nazis as bad.

Cause, that's their political beliefs. They're Nazis.

Monday, December 20, 2021

The Puppet King Wants To Eliminate Us, And Other Fairy Tales!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know.

Because wanting people to be vaccinated against a deadly plague is JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST! MASKS ARE EVIL! This has to be the case because the little bubble Muir is in tells him so, and it's never wrong. At least not in a way that he can't just his eyes and ignore the evidence.

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Until now.

Sunday, December 19, 2021

The Cities Are Anarchy! Impure! Impure!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who do you love?

Muir is the embodiment of white flight, in all its bitter cowardice and deep stupidity hiding behind a mask of toughness and talk of civilization.

Saturday, December 18, 2021

Yup, He Has No Kids.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because are you ready to bake?

There is something both sad and relieving at this look at Muir's fantasy life, especially how it underlines how he isn't a father of twin girls with a smoking hot wife in reality. 

Let's Do The Timewarp Again!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the big man.

You know, as we get all the awfulness of last strip over again let's deal with the fact that Muir's making his ageup of the twins official, in the most awkward way possible.

Thursday, December 16, 2021

They Are As Children Should Be, Mere Extensions Of The Parents.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let the waters come and carry us away.

It says something that what Muir paints as bad behavior are a thing young women need to do to learn how to socialize and deal with sexual desire, and choosing a sexual path Muir does not approve of.

Those poor brainwashed hellspawn.

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

A Double Dose Of Hating On The Lugenpresse!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because astonishing!

It's interesting to note that in Muir's bitching about the media today, we get an imagined victory against strawmen and an actual defeat transformed into an esoteric victory.

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

The Degenerate Schweinhund Are Nazis, Salsa Remix.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because smooth as silk, cool as air.

Muir has been calling Democrats Nazis for years, of course, but what's interesting here is the mask is starting to slip. Muir declares the Democrats worse than Nazis because sexual degenerates. What's fascinating this is not only the Nazis' playbook. Because the Nazis were, well, very much like Muir, a bunch of people claiming sexual probity while writing creepy porn and projecting their own sexual hangups on their enemies.

Sunday, December 12, 2021

Yup. An Insurgency Would Be EASY!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because won't you let Marlene come in?

Muir knows it would be easy to overthrow the government because when he writes it up, the leftist scum always lose.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

Youse Da Empire.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fusion generator.

He's done this gag so often that the projection seems to be getting more and more obvious.

Friday, December 10, 2021

Truly, They Are An Evil Beyond Comprehension.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we only get thirty sweet noggy days--then the government takes it away again.

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It's interesting to note both the incoherence of Muir's views on the Democrats these days--he knows they're plotting something, and that Biden's a figurehead, but the specifics he's not sure of.

Thursday, December 9, 2021

They Have BETRAYED Us All Again!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because do ya.

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It's always fascinating, watching Muir find more and more excuses to convince himself that he is without allies and support at the top because his every little whim isn't indulged.

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

She Knows How To Deal With The Hell Of PORTLAND!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Knights of Cydonia.

It's the cowardice that gets you. This is a man talking tough about imaginary enemies he cringes from.

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Monday, December 6, 2021

That Sure Showed Her.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hello, Newman.

Remember, the cruel and arbitrary use of power against leftists and minorities is simply the world working as it should. The use of power to restrain the Right for any action is tyranny.

God, Muir is such a fascist shit.

Sunday, December 5, 2021

Muir Throws Out His Persecution Complex And His Misogyny In One Massive Hurl.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the moon and stars.

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Every now and then, Muir puts out a bit of lunacy like this that proves such a vivid sketch of diseased mind living in bubble that no longer really knows what it is saying, and imagines that things like this seem sympathetic to everyone.

Instead of a small community of twisted souls who have confused evil for good.

Saturday, December 4, 2021

Friday, December 3, 2021

Next Up, The Magnets And Computer Chips In It!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a road I'd like to tell you about, lives in my hometown.

Everything Skye says is of course not merely wrong, but the opposite of what's happening. But then when you nail such a mad set of colors to your mast, you need everything to be the reverse of what it really is to justify the insanity.

Thursday, December 2, 2021

Bad Drawings And Sexism. The Essence Of Muir's Work.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because plinth.

I'm going to take what pleasure I can from the fact that Zed looks like some kind of grotesque animal person.

Wednesday, December 1, 2021

We Are So Oppressed, Man!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because napkin.

And soon he's going to be back to claiming the Capitol insurrection was utterly harmless.