Thursday, December 31, 2015

"Get Off Of Our PROPER-TIE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because honey brandy.

And the plot circles around aimlessly, in the service of jokes that aren't funny.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Polka Dot. The Phrase Is Polka Dot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because MONTERONE!

Muir shows solidarity with his fellow bigot--through gross sexism.

The Right's a strange place, at times...

Monday, December 28, 2015

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Saturday, December 26, 2015

"See, She's A Pinup That Moves..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Band.

You know, when you think about it, at this point in their relationship, there is no reason for Russian Guyovitch to respond this way.  He knows these people, and he should have a good reason to understand why Zed would phrase it that way.

Friday, December 25, 2015

"Join The Collective! There Is No Hope!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it feels like Christmas.

And once again, Muir attempts to wrestle with wanting to hatefuck one of his creations.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

"Correct Them. They Are Demons From Hell!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cliffs.

Feel the faux-trage, folks.  Because remember--these are the Real Racists!

Monday, December 21, 2015

"Yeah! You're The Bad Guys Here! Not Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lamp.

I wonder if it will take Miami sinking into the sea before Muir finally acknowledges that he might be wrong here.

What am I saying?  If Miami sinks into the sea, Muir will find some way to blame the left for it.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

"No Picture, And Ripped Off Dialogue! CLASSIC!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George C. Scott.


The only reason none of the Pythons are turning in their graves is that only Graham Chapman is dead, and he's not buried.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

"They Aren't Breaking The Government, The Filthy Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phonograph.

That's the thing with crazy--you just have to keep upping the dosage, until eventually anyone who isn't demanding the Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo, isn't sufficiently pure.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

"This Is Clearly Horrible BECAUSE A Democrat Did It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because piano.


Does Muir... just not get the irony of what he has just said?  Realize that what he is complaining about Roosevelt doing is very much his own stance in the present time?

Of course not.  He's an idiot.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

"They Should Just LET Us All Kill The Planet!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because give me give me shock treatment.

Remember--the government making people do anything other then kill is bad.

And then they have to kill the right sort of people.

Monday, December 14, 2015

Saturday, December 12, 2015

John Hits The Earth's Core.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because linotype.

And here I always thought the point was that gun nuts are crazies with dangerous obsessions with proving their manhood. 

Or that John was talking about heroin use, no matter how much he protested otherwise.

Or maybe a little of both.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

"Yep! My Assassination Fantasy Is Utterly Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pineapple.

Fascinating isn't it, how Muir's endless declarations of government tyranny never seem to lead to any action that would prevent him from making the next declaration, isn't it?

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Sunday, December 6, 2015

The Interplay Of Sex, Paranoia, And Violence.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that was when she remembered she didn't have a dog.

So, Obama is secretly responsible for the massacre, which is a plan to get guns, and the Syrian refugees are going to be his evil Muslim army if we let them in.

Next up, his evil time-traveling assassination of Kennedy.

Which was done at Kennedy's behest--the liberals have been planning this out for ages!

Saturday, December 5, 2015

"And You Will Have Dinosaur Mounts, Yes?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flower vase.

You know, Russian Guyovitch is the one character you have to forgive his confused knowledge of American history.  Not only is he a foreigner, but he's learning things from this bunch...

Friday, December 4, 2015

"Cause That's What It's About! Violent Revolutions If We Get Mad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because those annoying cheesehead hats.

Astonishing that these supposed bastions of armed liberation never seem to use their guns for anything like that.

Well, except that one time they did and it didn't go very well...

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Tuesday, December 1, 2015