Tuesday, January 31, 2012

"And If I Am Elected, I Will Whizz On The French!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because jumbo shrimp.

Now, let's consider this. Muir doubtless thinks he's making Damon a fordimable candidate here. But he's actually creating a petulant swaggering buffoon who goes off half-cocked--a person completely unsuited for power.

And this is the kind of man he wants running the nation. Scary, huh?

Monday, January 30, 2012

"And This Justifies My Libel!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because our town has turned to...

And think folks--we've probably got close to another year of Damon's.... charming race for president. Huzzah!

Sunday, January 29, 2012

"It's Just Like Hitler! If Hitler Was Black, Democratically Elected, And Against Torture..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it could be worse.

It's fascinating when Muir uses "Stupid!Barack" and "Tyrant!Barack" at the same time--it shows how ridiculous both ideas are, by demonstrating how contradictory they are. Obama is supposedly so clever that he is a threat to a democratic tradition over two centuries old--and so stupid and feckless that Muir and his audience are justified in feeling superior to him.

Needless to say, these... don't quite match.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Friday, January 27, 2012

"The Captain Said That, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Wong Fei Hung.


Obama is the charming hero/love interest who is doomed by the horrific incompetence of the powers that be?

Or Muir forgot who said that in the damn movie?

Thursday, January 26, 2012

"Genghis Khan Is The Essence Of Conservatism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the sound of your footsteps.

That's a humourously revealing choice on Muir's part, which suggests that Muir sees society not as a cooperative effort but as a competition. Which of course, explains a lot.

Oh, and obviously, Muir apparently thinks Damon would be a popular choice in a better world. So let's all soak in the crazy, shall we?

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

"Liar! Everyone Knows You Are A Islamocommusociafascist KENYAN!"

It's the Day's Days of Days! Because behind a mask.

"Dumb evil President! And those dumb evil unions! When we get rid of those, we shall live in a corporate paradise! *hic* With flesh-eating unicorns..."

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

"Ha! Take That Elitist Leftist Media!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because is Germany the Alabama of Europe?

As Muir gloats over the death of print media, let us all remember what a putz he is.

And now, let us go on with our lives.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

"The Fact That Everything Does Not Automatically Agree With Us Proves It Is Conspiring Against Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hullaballoo.


Wow. Muir's levels of delusion have reached exciting new levels of crazy. I mean--this is starting to hit Phil Dick levels, only without the lurking awareness in the background that one might be completely insane...

Saturday, January 21, 2012

"These Things That Disproved What I Said Only Prove Them More!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whoa, Nelly.




Yeah. Muir's ability at logic is hampered by his inability to get what words mean.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Two Things That Muir Doesn't Get.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Left Banke.

Muir really can manage to make any topic he talks about seem creepy, can't he?

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

His Stopped Clock Moment.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they taste like candy.

Wow, the SOPA protest has done more good. No Muir drawing today! Huzzah!

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

"The Interweb Will Let Us Build A Ladder To The Moon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you bought the Six Million Dollar Man. And then he ran away.



I think he finally snapped.

Even by his standards.

Monday, January 16, 2012

"Our Pure Evil Must Be Satiated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because magical thinking!

Yeah. Muir--most people don't like Palin. This is why she isn't running... Ehh, nevermind. At least this craziness is entertaining.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

"She Could So Kick His Ass!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he is Franz Kafka.

...Wow. Muir is clinging to Snowflake Snooki the way Hank Venture clings to Batman. And now that I've maxed out my pop culture references, let me add for those of us actually dealing with snowfall--Muir's 'suck it up, bitches' attitude from the sunny beaches of Florida is another demonstration of that blustery, substanceless machismo that defines the worm.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

"I Have Always Been Able To Rely On The Hidden Gold Of The Nubian Princes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she's beautiful though.

Of course, once again, Obama actually can boast of middle class origins, and has worked for his living. Muir apparently thinks he's a typical Republican.

Friday, January 13, 2012

"Those Koreans Would Have Poured Over Our Border!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because dispatch.

And now Muir approvingly notes a UN action undertaken by a Democratic President. Oh, Muir--will you ever learn--to actually read your history books?

Thursday, January 12, 2012

"Ready The Death Ray!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where it's at.

As Muir's "President Blacula" Obama rants like he was freaking Doctor Doom, it's time to note that once again, Muir has mentioned an honest-to-goodness card-carrying Socialist approvingly. He really needs to actually read his history.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

"Hmmm... I Guess My Husband's Raging Psychosis Is A Drawback!"

It's the Day's Days of Days! Because the second hundred years.

Even Muir seems to be vaguely aware that Damon isn't exactly an ideal political candidate, though as usual, he blames the media for not likeing rude asshats.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

...Ernest Borgnine?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because along came Jones.


I'd comment on Muir's typical 'they're all against us' ramblings, but the sight of his twisted Stephanopolis caricature has simply reiterated that Muir can't draw.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

"And I'm Also Running To Protect Our Precious Bodily Fluids!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hold tight count of three.

Of course in the real world, a performance like that would land Damon in the bottomfeeders, but this is the Muirverse...

Saturday, January 7, 2012

"And That's Why It's Okay To Squirt Hairspray In Rabbit's Eyes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my hat says yes.

Of course, there isn't a more nuanced view possible. NOPE! Either we're engaging in vivisection, or we're going extinct. Those are your choices! Now--YES OR NO!

Friday, January 6, 2012

"You Are Hurting Russian Guyovitch's Head!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a horse is a horse, of course, of course.

Well, Muir still can't draw Russian Guyovitch the same way twice--but he's still the closest thing to a likable character that Muir has ever created.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

"This Is Clearly The Gravest Threat To The Safety Of America Ever."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Fuh King said what he wanted to say.

Ahh, not only is Muir having an attack of the vapors, he's also showing off that fine pseudo-learning of his, repeating terms he's learned second or third hand, and has no real idea what they mean.

But remember--FRANKFURT SCHOOL! Wooooooh!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

"It's Just Like The Northern War Of Aggression!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of Castille.

Ahh, states' rights. The eternally vague rallying cry for people who want a fig leaf for their cause.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

"And He Probably Wears Diapers Too! Snort!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because harmony!

Chris Muir. The last man who should be making fun of the sexual foibles of another. Especially fictitious sexual foibles that he has made up for a man who is far more successful than he will ever be.

Monday, January 2, 2012

"Clearly This Is The Greatest Threat To Our Freedom Since The Last Thing I Got Annoyed About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because rats, rats, rats.

Yeah. Remember how Muir could only be bothered to make the occasional concerned noise during the entire Bush administration and even then had no problem with torture as long as it was those filthy brown Muslims?

Of course you do. I just told you.

Sunday, January 1, 2012