Thursday, October 31, 2019

"Captain Mitty Is So Cool, And It's Awesome Being His Wife!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because China Cat Sunflower.

Man, that is not what a person who gets killed by her psychopath spouse says at all. 

Nope.

*shudders*

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

What A... Measured Response.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a yardstick for lunatics.

Muir continues to not understand what the fuck is happening.  Part five thousand, four hundred, and ninety-six.

Monday, October 28, 2019

"This Is Clearly What IS Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because big wheel keeps on rolling.

It's worth noting that Muir doesn't appear to be aware of what's actually happening in the Younger case, in what is a monumentally misinformed cartoon even for him.

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Portrait Of A Pathetic Projectionist.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because but pay he got none.

The combination of various mutilated, out of context quotes,  the usual incompetent Democrats who are somehow also an omnipotent threat, Bizzaro-Trump and declaration that actions that undermine the constitution are good, and that actions that support it are bad make this archetypal Trump Era-Muir.

Friday, October 25, 2019

NUDITY, NUDITY, NUDITY!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they took poison in a glass of wine.

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Muir's porn is only made creepier by his lack of talent at it.

Thursday, October 24, 2019

"This Is Clearly A Great And Glorious Victory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bo Lamkin was as fine a mason as ever laid a stone.

Muir doesn't even know what a Star Chamber really is, does he?

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

"This Block Of Text Shows My Deep Understanding Of The Issue!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because to the Lords of Convention 'twas Claver who spoke.

I'd ask if Muir has been paying any attention this story he is just now reporting, but I know the answer is no.

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

"It's So Unfair, Them Persecuting Them For Things They Did!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because beware of Long Lankin who lives in the hay.

Let's watch the goal posts shift, folks.  It will be interesting to see where they end up.

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Saturday, October 19, 2019

"Clearly, This Is An Evil Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because as He is for me, by the Bright Crystal Sea.

Right, it's not like these could have been signed before his death, and released afterwards. Has to be a AN EVIL PLOT.

Friday, October 18, 2019

"This Horrible Perfidy Has Only Befallen You Thanks To Your Own Lack Of Faith!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I met a girl in Knoxville, that town we know so well.

A blend of the obvious--Muir doesn't understand impeachment proceedings or red flag laws--and the the intriguing--Muir still seems to bear a grudge against Trump for his "betrayal" on the gun issue--this strip.

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

"There's Nothing Creepy About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Windy has stormy eyes that flash at the sound of lies.

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Yeah, this is going almost exactly as I saw it going.

Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Cue The Hideous Abuse.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh the lands of sunlit skies.

Sometimes, Muir seems vaguely aware that his cast are sociopaths.

Sunday, October 13, 2019

No Dignity Left Intact.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you'll be a dentist, and you'll be a success.

Man, look at those boobs.

And also, of course, look at Sam's breasts, which Muir has drawn with his usual creepiness, and lack of skill.

Saturday, October 12, 2019

*Drum Roll* "Thank You! Try The Veal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because polysynody.

Ahh, yes, of course everyone will talk to the joke candidates running from a racist militia compound.

Friday, October 11, 2019

"This Is Clearly The Only Important Thing About Her!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Robert the Bruce.

You know, it's still astonishing how racist Muir's digs at Warren are, considering that he's supposed to be upbraiding her for claiming Native Heritage.

But also to be expected.

Thursday, October 10, 2019

"They Are (((Suspect)))."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sad trombone.

Remember when Muir liked Goldberg?

It doesn't take much to fall from grace from him, does it?

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

"He's Somehow In The Wrong Here!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because up every morning.

Remember when Skye wasn't part of the hivemind, and didn't think guns were good?

It assimilates everybody eventually, like a sort of white trash Borg.

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

"We Are Surrounded By Traitors And Fools!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if you want to take a walk, come into the garden with me.

Yes, only the compound dwellers and a few close allies may be trusted.

Only them.

Monday, October 7, 2019

"It Makes My Face Devolve Into A Howler Monkey's!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because autumn leaves.

As usual these days, Muir's internet shoutouts are afflicted with his ever-declining art skills.

Dear God, Jan in that last panel...

Sunday, October 6, 2019

"All Of This Is True, Except, Not Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wigs.

Man who backs evil things wonders why characters like him are villains in media, decides it must be an evil conspiracy, part 598.

Saturday, October 5, 2019

Friday, October 4, 2019

"This Is What's REALLY Happening, Part Infinity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because player piano.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."--Philip K. Dick.

 Just posting that for now.

Thursday, October 3, 2019

"Thinking Gives You Wrinkles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I remember holding you while you sleep.

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They are getting stupider by the strip.

Hell, they're getting stupider by the panel.

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

"Those Eternally Disloyal Wreckers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail.

One wonders what Muir imagines the Republicans could do in this scenario...