Tuesday, July 31, 2012

"Traitors! Traitors! Filthy Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the watch on the Rhine.

Foolish Supreme Court Justices!  How dare you deviate from the beliefs of the Party?

Monday, July 30, 2012

"It's Like... Something... Happened Prior To All This. For Eight Years, Or So..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's a lithium flower.

Of course, Damon is actually for torture and assassination and secrecy, but he hates Democrats, and that's the important thing... After all--you can TRUST liberals with evil. Only conservatives.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Well, At Least He Didn't Do Another Lousy 'Christmas Carol' Strip...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because these are the mushi.

Ahh, yes, the document Muir worships--except for all those pesky bits that suggest a limited military.  And the bits that ban torture.  And the bits that suggested white guys were no longer quite so special. 

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Satan... Sal Alinsky... Same Thing, Really, Right?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hail and well met!

If there is a Hell, then Muir's punishment is going to be the realization that he was a part of the hideous cancer inflicting America, not the cure.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Dig The Pit Deeper!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come on, Exorcist!

Hey, you know what you should do with an unfunny out-of-season A Christmas Carol parody?  Keep it going!  Well, not really, but this is Muir, we're talking about...

Thursday, July 26, 2012

And Now He's Messing With Dickens. Great.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who makes the clock tick by?

Ahh, yes.  Because we needed to be reminded about a literary classic in this awful, awful strip.  (And Muir seems to be conflating Marley's Ghost with the Ghost of Christmas Past, in another demonstration of his bottomless supply of stupid.)

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

"Why If I'd Been There, I'd Have Stopped Him With My INFINITE SUPPLY OF MANLINESS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because have I the right to riches?

Of course, adding more guns to that situation would probably have made it even bloodier, with people shooting each other as they tried to shoot the gunman, and any "accomplices", in a darkened theater, with a movie blaring away.  But hey--we're in Square Planet territory now...

Monday, July 23, 2012

"They're All Against Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tomato.

And Muir prepares for the great anti-gun push that he is sure is coming. For like every gun nut, he is certain, despite the fact that they have managed to get much of the public to agree that people being able to assemble private arsenals is NOT a threat, and indeed, a right guaranteed by the Constitution, that this latest shooting is going to cause the Democrats to try and pass gun control laws.  Sure, the last few times didn't--but this time it's different!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

"My Daddy Knew He Was A Special, Special Snowflake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the luckiest guy in the world.

Yeah!  Everyone knows the vets did all the hard work in WWII, and all the government did was screw up and blow balloons!  Everyone who sticks their head in the magic Right-Winger Box of Absolute Truth, So Help Us God, anyway, and who else matters?

Saturday, July 21, 2012

"Woo! I WIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the blue star in the heavens.

Once again, Muir shows that in the face of tragedy, his big concern is scoring points...

Friday, July 20, 2012

"Not Like Me And My Pretend Wife!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because then there was a flea.

And now we get a potent blend of Muir's creepy pinups and his special special snowflake whine. You go Muir!  Surely the President of the United States lacks the experience of a guy who writes a lousy webcomic!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

A Five-Fingered Exercise...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a hat.

One hopes that Muir's supply of liquor and hand lotion are holding out...

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

"My Crazy Is Rooting My Ass To This Sofa!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because van Loon.

Ahh, yes, more of the quiet racism and naked jingoism Muir thinks is patriotism--delivered by his apparently immobile black sock puppet.  Fun!

Monday, July 16, 2012

"Not That Obama's The Antichrist..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Aigyptos.

Has Damon gone immobile again?  This is just like the time he poured coffee for several strips.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Circular Firing Squad, READY!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we've got potatoes!

Well, that didn't take long...  Let the purging BEGIN!

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Friday, July 13, 2012

I Can't Top This One Folks....

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whither Canada?

Ah, yes.  Because pregnancy is so completely enjoyable. 

I think Russian Guyovitch is actually annoyed to be involved in something so stupid.  Poor guy.  It's not his fault he's in such a lousy strip...

Thursday, July 12, 2012

"And That Is Why We Preserve Our Bodily Essence!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the master of Ballantrae.


Once again, Muir's awful characters serve as a mirror to his own awfulness.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Just Build A Time Machine Already!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it got worse.

You know, this is kind of like Archer, with a still-continuing Cold War.  Only--not funny.  Or the least bit aware of how ridiculous it's being.

On the good side, no pictures of the demonspawn.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Urrr... What?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it jammed.

And once again, the joke vanishes up its own ass.  This was obviously meant as another stab at the Obamas for their upptiness but somehow it wound up going in a very strange direction...

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Remember 'Black UN Helicopters'? I Do.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because kryptonite.

Once again, I find myself wondering just how Muir keeps the vast mass of paranoia he believes standing.  Then I remember--crazy, and I sadly nod.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Friday, July 6, 2012

Thursday, July 5, 2012

"The Decadent Uppitiness Of This Man!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then he took and he ate up all of my corn.

And now it's back to bitching about the things he didn't give a damn about when Bush was doing them.  Because Barack!  Kenyan!  EVIL!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Work Can Make Them Free!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let's have a madcap weekend--a high-falutin' holiday.

As I wonder when Muir will next compare Obama to the Nazis, and not see the irony, I have to wonder--how productive are lousy cartoonists in this perfect world of his?

Monday, July 2, 2012

His Version Of Frozen Dinner Gags...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Gozer.

So, a pregnancy joke, and a 'Barack is a megalomaniac' joke.

Yeah, definitely enough material for two strips.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

"Ah HA! Take That, Roberts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because world without logos.

I suppose Roberts can now consider his Party membership revoked.  The impure weakling!