It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian, Mary Moon, Mary Moon.
The intentionally terrible tv show in Robocop that had the catchphrase "I'll take that for a dollar!" was better presented than this.
And we only saw that in snippets that intentionally made it look like the most awful, vulgar thing ever made.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Devil's Hand.
At this point, it's clear that not only does the character not know what they're saying, neither does Muir.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wings of silver, nerves of steel, Silverhawks.
It's clear Muir is trying to make Ian's face some kind of suspenseful buildup.
Because he doesn't realize that it doesn't matter, as Ian will be another poorly drawn member of the hivemind who's almost indistinguishable from Solomon Grundy.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shine on brightly.
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And Muir tops off the pervy strips with... this weird nervous breakdown on panel that tops of his continued insistence that Biden has to be working for China because.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again--the strip's crazybad has reached a very odd state these days.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because tangerine.
You always know that Muir is going to pull out some sort of awfulness like this during the begging bowl comes out, but this year it's been... extra weird.
As awful as ever, mind you, but also... just weird.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shootout in the fantasy factory.
The eternal brittleness of the Amerifash, who come across as gloating sore winners talking shit in their rare moments of pathetic victory.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's a mistake.
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The lack of effort in this strip is breathtaking.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you better take off your Homburg, because your overcoat's too long.
In a good example of the exact nature of Muir's increasing nastiness, in the old days, Damon would be the one making these comments because Muir thought this proved he wasn't a racist.
Now, he just doesn't care.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because John Barleycorn must die.
It's not quite a surprise, but it's definitely a thing the way Muir has turned on Abbot.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the room was humming harder as the ceiling flew away.
Guns and women's bodies. Two things Muir is obsessed with, but does not understand and cannot draw.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sailin' shoes.
We all knew this was coming, but it's still shockingly awful.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because time loves a hero.
I am saying 'what the hell am I looking at?' in multiple ways, including angles I never expected to with this little horror.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Al Capone dancing the Charleston on a flagpole.
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What kind of gets you is that the fictional people in this universe must have put a lot more effort creating this grotesque version of Sam's ass than Muir did.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because scorn not his simplicity.
Cause that's what's important. Not that she's secessionist that runs the county as a one-party state while following insane ideas.
No, it's that she's got hot parade floats of herself.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fat man in the bathtub.
Enjoy a whiny brittle manbaby dreaming of being able to dismiss people whose bumper stickers he dislikes from his presence, bitterly offended by calls for tolerance and diversity.
While of course viewing trucknuts as something liberals have to suck it up about, with their blatant offensiveness demonstrating what a tough, witty individual he is.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Black Cat.
It's fascinating that the Right remains absolutely hung up on the issue of masking, long after most people have moved on.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because offense in space.
Muir is sponsoring a crappy treasure hunt.
I see no way this can go badly.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whispering our goodbyes, waiting for the train, I was dancing with my baby in the summer rain.
You just know this is about to get very icky, with a good chance of getting ickier still when Muir has Zed act as the righteous paterfamilias to this disrespectin' of his AUTHOR-ITIE.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because pebble.
Note that Zed's objections are less actually moral, and more purity ball-type 'my girls belong to me!' shit.
And that Muir is vaguely aware that there's something hypocritical about all this.
In conclusion, let us all stare at the reappearance of the Zed monkey head.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Les Enfants Terrible.
A reminder that Sam is as bad a mother as Muir is an artist.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ramblin' rose.
I'm so glad that Muir has no children.
And is a deluded gated community shut-in.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Brides of Jesus.
A reminder that in the DbDverse, every Mexican immigrant is an evil gangbanger who should be behind bars, every journalist is a clueless idiot who deserves to be mocked and abused, every redneck is a righteous and unflappable fount of justice and wisdome and every cigar store wooden Indian is harmless and hilarious.
Except not really, because Muir can't even get his bullshit to work in his own universe. He and his fans just tell themselves it does, while willfully blinding themselves to how awful this strip is.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Peace Frog.
"Do you have any idea who I am?" asks the latest straw leftie, to be hated, despised and tormented.
"Do you have any idea who you are?" any reader not in the bubble asks of Muir, as Muir's little alleged utopia of liberty continues to act like a single-party dictatorship.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Gorgo.
Muir blabbing about the Dunning-Krueger effect and how out of touch the inferior left is.
In the fictional reality he's made where he always wins.
So sad.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who will love a little sparrow?
Wow. Muir is definitely rushing through his strips these days.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fanfare for the common man.
The sandwich returns, I see.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Spearhead from Space.
Ahh, the inevitable point where Muir finds the begging bowl isn't filling so fast as it has in the past. It's kind of amazing how he can have this keep happening for years, and still be surprised when it happens again.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because snakes on everything.
A reminder that this is the woman who is having her girls pose for her breakaway state's porn/money.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because giant lobster attack.
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You know, it's fascinating the things Muir is having his imagined utopia focus on. Crazy marginalia is treated as vital, while vital functions are treated as matters that can be handled easily.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because feats don't fail me now.
Sometimes I wonder if the cast remembers they're running a wannabe breakaway republic on a strip by strip basis.
I know they don't understand that this is against the Constitution... Muir has figure out how to read it backwards and upside down to make it say what he likes.
