Sunday, September 30, 2012

Well, We Know He's Watched The New 'Judge Dredd' Movie...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's the A Fistful of Dollars theme, and the theme FROM A Fistful of Dollars.  And they are completely different.

And once again, we are now apparently living in a tyrannical dystopia, just as during the Bush years, we were living a triumphant democracy. 

Once again reality seems to be getting Muir down.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

"That Wily Secret Muslim!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because roly-poly.

Ahh, yes.  Muir defends his racism by accusing his opponents of sexism--and being evil secret Muslims.  The pot continues to call the dinner china black...

Thursday, September 27, 2012

"I Don't Read Newsweek, But My Friends Assure Me It's Awful!'

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Secret Tunnel--Secret Tunnel!

Yeah... So, I'm guessing Muir's going to be pushing the "we'd be winning if THEY weren't all against us" storyline...

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

"It's Just A Hobby, Like My Cold Fusion Lab..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if I venture into the slipstream.

So... what is Damon going to use this for?  Aside from another way to humiliate his wife, I mean?  Because as inventions go, that is an incredible amount of effort to put into something that seems pretty useless...

Oh, but I'm pretending logic operates in this universe, aren't I?

"And The Symbol For Conservatism Is A Bottle Of Hand Lotion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chiggers.

That bordered on a non sequitar.  But then, so have all these 'catch-up' strips...

"Let's Get Mad About Things That Probably Aren't Happening!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Duchess.

Well, yet another confirmation that Muir's as confused on the Bible as he is everything else...

So Is He Criticizing Jones, Or...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dunmanifestan.

Okay, is Muir saying Jones goes too far even as he indulges in similar behavior himself?  Or is this supposed to be more of Jan's weak-kneed liberalism?  Or does Muir not even know?

Saturday, September 22, 2012

"We're Just Like The Founding Fathers--Wealthy Agrarian Landowners Oppressed By The King of Great Britain!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Anne of Austria.

And so Muir continues to pretend his characters are oppressed, brave, witty and good-looking.  Still, it's fun to watch the ongoing circular firing squad.  Purge the Party of the unworthy!

Friday, September 21, 2012

"It's In Revelations, People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cajun cooking.

And as Muir repeats the spoonfed neo-con bullshit that's circulating on the right, it's hard to get the impression that even he can barely get enthusiatic about supporting Romney. Which is why we're getting so much 'Obama as Lex Luthor' these days...

Thursday, September 20, 2012

"Heh! I'm So Daring!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because happy mushroom!

Wow.  Not only does Muir give us both barrels of crazy shithead today, he manages to do it in a way that is not only offensive, but also continues his latest running streak of doing things half-assed, even by his low standards, in the form of a lousy single-paneled cartoon without anything even remotely resembling a punchline.  It's classic Muir, a man revealing his racism, idiocy, paranoia, and cowardice, while imagining that he is making himself look good. 

Of course, in light of recent events, Muir is doubtless telling himself that he is revealing his glorious dedication to free speech.  Indeed, he is almost certainly hoping that some Islamic extremist finds out about this horrible cartoon, and broadcasts it to the world.  This would of course cause more riots and deaths, but hey, its worth it because... well, because   Which, on the whole, is pretty contemptible.  But added to that--Muir is also probably patting himself on the back for his moral courage.  The Evull Muslims are doubtless going to want him dead for this, but he did it because--gosh, darn it, he's so brave.  And yet it's hard to believe that Muir actually think he's risking death here. Oh, he'll tell himself he is, but I think he knows that he isn't.  It's just Muir, being a racist, bigoted ass, and wanting to be praised for it.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

"Who Is Not An American!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marmalade roll.

That was so marvellously vague, it was essentially meaningless.   Muir's really been phoning it in of late.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Monday, September 17, 2012

"The Fact That Some White Guys Are Poor Proves My Point!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because she's a Knickerbocker right now.

"We are clearly being persecuted by not having our specialness acknowledged!  And how dare people act like we ever had some sort of advantage!"

Sunday, September 16, 2012

"They've Always Controled Things! Even For Thirty Years When We Held Power!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tumbling down, tumbling down.

Uh-huh.  Right.  People WANT sociopathy!  It's obvious!  And the internet is going to give it to them!

Saturday, September 15, 2012

"As Opposed To Me, He Hates America!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we have to move the shirts.

Ahh, yes.  Watch Muir continue to mistake jingoism for patriotism.  Watch him continue to use his weird fantasy Obama and then wonder why people aren't outraged over the President's actions.  In essence, watch Muir continue to stumble around blindly, and then wonder why he keeps hitting the walls.  Coupled with the occasional declaration that it's the walls fault.

Friday, September 14, 2012

"It Has To Be A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the moon with all its brightness.

Yeah, that's right, Muir.  If most people find your actions repugnant and foolish, it's just proof that they're all being fooled by the massive, all-powerful liberal conspiracy.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

"And Then You Went Around Dressed Like A Sheikh!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Soho girl.

Ahh, there's the delusional racist bullshit I was expecting from Muir the moment I heard about the embassy attack.  Go on, Muir.  This is how you win hearts and minds...

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

"I Mean, Insisting On Being Treated The Same As White Guys? It's Insane!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Birchington Churchyard.

Ahh, nothing like the eternal moan of the stupid white guy, that everyone else is oppressing him by not accepting their inferior place on the great chain of being...

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

"This Just Like When Those Bleeding Hearts Complained About Dred Scott..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because out of time.

And once again, Damon continues to abuse Jan--out of love.  The poor fool must be belittled and mocked so that she sees the glorious truth of the Right Wing.

Monday, September 10, 2012


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because e-bow the letter.

I grow more and more convinced that in the years ahead DbD's divorce from reality will grow more pronounced until at last, instead of detailing the occurences of a right-wing funhouse mirror version of reality, it will tell of things happening in a world of paranoid, psychotic delusion.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

"It Was An Outrage! Really! Honest!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fish.

And remember Even Liberal Jan agrees that the DNC was a travesty, because--well, because she lives on the Square Planet, where the fearful face of reality need never intrude...

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Muir Is Down With The Honeys!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so tremble false Whigs.

This mass of cheap shots disguised as a critique is brought to you by the man who spent last week giving the world bad boob drawings...

Friday, September 7, 2012

"And You Should Be Proud!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because strange days are coming.

Hurrah.  Another year of badly drawn, incoherant comics.  Hurrah.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

"I'll Never Stop Pissing On His Grave!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because come fill up my  cup, come fill up my can,

And of course, the party of 'let men rule your uterus' is the clear and proper choice for any intelligent woman.  But hey--Ted Kennedy cheap shot.  That's got to be worth something.  And remember--outliers?  What are those?

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

"Only Slavery Is True Freedom!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a city in Finland.

Yeah!  Don't we see that not allowing the nation to be run in a way that makes sanctimonius hypocrites like Muir feel that they are ruling as God intended is just wrong?

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

"More Signs Of Your Utter Degenerency, Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vienna Chocolate.

By Muir's standards, that was close to a joke.  But still, so, so very far...

Monday, September 3, 2012

"Let Us Wallow In This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how about that?

See if I were Muir, I'd be doing my best to ignore the whole chair incident, but then, I'm fairly sane...

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Saturday, September 1, 2012

"Clearly Obama Is Afraid Of The Chair-Talking!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a couple of fools running wild.

Yes, Muir.  Eastwood's speech clearly destroyed Obama.  You know what else would?  Having Romney wear a gold suit.  And a monocle.