Friday, October 30, 2020

Words Don't Mean Anything, Really.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a shame you see an honest man.

Watching Muir declaim on what leftist politics consists of is always weirdly fascinating because he clearly has no idea what he's talking about, but imagine he does.

Thursday, October 29, 2020

The Interweb Lets Us Project Our Own Projection At A Dizzying Scale!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we just hate Dilbert.

Muir's descent into Nazidom has of course been followed by his screaming how his opponents are Nazis at an even more dizzying pace.

And trusting ever weirder randos on the series of tubes.

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Let's Play Call A Jewish Person A Nazi Again.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they kiss on the ring; I carry the crown.

I'd ask if Muir even understands what a Truth & Conciliation Tribunal is, but he clearly doesn't. In the end, this Muir's eternal declaration that authority is bad if it ever calls him and his on the shit they do. 

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Randos On The Web Are The Only People To Trust.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Simone Simon.

Muir's heading down crazier and crazier rabbit holes over the years has hit a new low of crazy, stupid and awful.

But rest assured, there's an even further depth in those categories he's going to plunge in the future.

Monday, October 26, 2020

Joe Biden Is A Naughty, Naughty Man. Only, Not Really.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Raffles Holmes & Co.

And Muir vanishes up the Right Wing's ass.

In some ways, this is a nicer place for him to dwell than reality, but only because he's become so toxic and lost in spiritual darkness that exposure to the metaphorical sunlight of reality might kill him.

Sunday, October 25, 2020

Muir, Being A Shit.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Demona.

Insulting a dead woman, and screaming how Roberts is a filthy impure traitor because he didn't gut Obamacare.

Stay classy, Muir.

Saturday, October 24, 2020

Only Nazis Would Want To Punish Us For Our Racist Crimes!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a completely multi-purpose movie.

Muir's found yet another Jewish man to accuse of being a Nazi for opposing Muir's noxious brand of racist politics.

The projection's reached the point where we just nod along, and say 'yep'.

Friday, October 23, 2020

These Are In No Way Real Women.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because she never lied to us.

The nutters miss the Cold War on some level. It let them hide their paranoid bullshit behind patriotism. They're trying to pretend it's the same game, but their contempt for this country as it actually is, and for democracy in general has bled through.

Thursday, October 22, 2020

In The Real World, Sam Elliot Just Did A Voiceover For A Biden Ad.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let the sound take you away.

There's a sort of grim amusement of watching Muir drag the Marxist infiltration of the world back another few decades. I await his declaring them the millenia-old Illuminati who meet under the Rock of Gibraltar and worship Satan soon.

Which, given QAnon, might just happen.

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

The Important Thing Is That Those Who Are Not Like Muir Are A Disease.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes.

The crab bucket analogy.

Used to oppose, in this case, things that will let the average citizen live a better, more healthy life, while supporting things that allow the wealthy few to benefit, and leave most living in precarious situations.

When your description of your opponents describes you better than them, part 5874.

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Hot Female Muir Will Save The Day!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Peter O'Toole is Lord Jim.

This like a child drawing a comic strip where they are friends with Superman and Batman.

Only the child is a man in his sixties, and the hero is actively reprehensible. 

Monday, October 19, 2020

Do You Want To Be Tillersoned Barr? Well, Do You?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because La Bete Humaine.

It's always fun watching Muir turn on Trump administration figures when reality gets in the way of his paranoid fantasies, declaring them incompetent, disloyal servants of the Secret State. 

Which is usually followed by unpersoning.

Sunday, October 18, 2020

Trump Am Double-Plus-Ungood!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a wandering minstrel I.

Of course, all of these crimes aren't... actually real, but Muir needs to retreat into a fantasy realm these days to avoid realizing how bad things are going.

Saturday, October 17, 2020

He Is A Happy Little Sunbeam, DAMN IT!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they wanted the highway; they're happier there.

The saddest thing is that Muir is essentially having his pretend wife who is essentially a female him, reaffirm that Muir is a fun and happy guy. And that is where this strip stumbles, because Muir doesn't realize that Sam doesn't strike most viewers as fun--she strikes them a cruel and obnoxious bully. And that's besides being a bigoted lunatic.

Friday, October 16, 2020

Muir Projects His Own Projection, Again.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jean Renoir.

Of course, the irony of this is Muir is an exceedingly negative figure, dominated by fear, hatred, and bigotry. What he imagines to be displays of positivity are crude mockery and exulting of getting away with being an asshole. In essence, Muir acts like an ass and then declares it shows a massive flaw in his opponents when they are offended.

Thursday, October 15, 2020

This Is Totally A Win Against Liberals. Somehow.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the VVitch.

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There are so many complicated impulses in this awful strip that it's clear Muir didn't think about this enough on one level, and thought about too much on another.

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

"Stupid Millenials, Not Getting My Terminator 2 Jokes!"

 It's the Day's Days of Days! Because pussy on the chainwax.

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I'm starting to wonder what generations Muir likes. My suspicion is none of them for not being racist enough. Though he'll pretend to like the Greatest Generation while ignoring how they loved FDR.

Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Monday, October 12, 2020

Democrats Are Communists: Salsa Remix.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because come ride with me through the vales of history. 

Meanwhile, in the real world, Trump has Covid, his doctor swears he's no longer contagious, and nobody is sure they believe him or not.

Sunday, October 11, 2020

Word Salad And Nudity Will Save The Day!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a Salvation Army band played, and the children drank lemonade.

It says something that Muir has reached the point that he just spits out his talking points even as they contradict each other these days.

Saturday, October 10, 2020

This Is What Cassandra Must Have Felt Like At Mycenae.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I think I'll fall out, and try it again.

You know, having literally foreseen this pervy, awful monstrosity of a strip coming, and commented upon the creepiness of Muir's depiction of the twins'... *ahem* twins, it actually happen does not comfort me.

Friday, October 9, 2020

They Are Faltering And Weak, And W-We Are Mighty And Strong...

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because With God's Help, Peace.

The projection here is epic beyond Muir's normal measure, because Muir is not only projecting Republican opportunism onto the Democrats, he's projecting his own ideological about-faces, which have had him swap from neo-con hawk to neo-isolationist, all with the idea of 'owning the libs' and explaining how they're the real racists.

And it has clearly been draining for him.

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

And You Know This Is What BLM Is Really Like, Because Even Liberal Jan Says They Are.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because flow, Morpheus, slow.

You know, I'm gonna bypass Muir regurgitating the Online Right's take on BLM, which involves ignoring the actual movement for one easier to argue with, and even the fact that Jan has now been in the same position for three strips in a row, to note this is the first sustained bit of "Even Liberal Jan'ing we've seen in a while, and honestly, Muir seems worse at it than ever. Part of it is he's out of practice, but another part is that Jan seems more like someone who flirted with a vague leftism once, before moving into fascism--a crossgender Latina Goebbels if you will.

And having placed that image in your head, I bid you adieu.

Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Even Liberal Jan Knows That Racism Is The Way.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's the nighttime that flatters.

These days I honestly wonder how Jan qualifies as a liberal at all, as the hivemind has completely destroyed her as anything but another racist nutjob mouthpiece.

Monday, October 5, 2020

Democrats--The Real Racists, Against Whites.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because gonna be some sweet sounds coming down on the nightshift.

Muir's ongoing move to full-blown Nazi continues apace.

Sunday, October 4, 2020

Proving They Will Have The MORAL Victory In Their Own Minds, If Not Reality.

 It's the Days Day of Days! Because oblong.

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You know this strip speaks for itself, and what it says, despite what Muir imagines, is "Yes, I know that we're almost certainly going to lose this one, so I'm figuring out how to explain that away, and reaffirm my narrative of how great we are."

Saturday, October 3, 2020

Blocking A Strip Is For The Liberal Elites.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Katie's been gone.

Okay, in between all that badly done humor, things have reached the point that I have to comment on Muir's drawing his thirteen year old girl characters with, to be blunt, eighteen year old boobs. Which would be somewhat creepy in any circumstances, but when coupled with the infantilizing dialogue they're given and Damon's creepydadfriend vibes, and well, it's shudderworthy.

Friday, October 2, 2020

"Remember, Daddies Are Allowed To Have Feelings, So Long As They Try To Not Show Them."

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! Oh, no, well, he's not seeing me. I'll get him later. DAAAAN!

Somehow, Muir releasing this mawkish strip today in light of present events just adds an extra-thick layer of irony.

Thursday, October 1, 2020

"Remember, My Darling, I Think You Are Inferior, Because You Lack A Penis."

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because August Derleth.

Zed makes free with misogynistic dunks on male Democrats he doesn't like in front of his own daughter. Because of course he does.