Friday, November 30, 2018

"The Point Is Democrats Are Wicked And Inferior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because moonstone.



Damn, that one feels like Muir barely knows how to deal with the reality of the 116th National Congress.  I mean, there was barely a punchline even by his standards.

Thursday, November 29, 2018

"We're Devolving Into Abstract Shapes Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John Holt & the Paragons.



You know the gradual sidelining of Damon and Jan into supporting characters is a fascinating example of how the strip has been getting crazier as it goes along.  And also lets me avoid talking about the horror of Jan's shifting face.

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

"I Will Fry Their Brains With My Psychic Powers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Social Credit Party.

So many Muir fetishes in one strip--pregnancy, guns, "owning libs"--joined by yet another terrifying picture of one of the twins.  Who like all proper demonspawn have suddenly aged ten years all at once.

Monday, November 26, 2018

Sunday, November 25, 2018

"Youse The Nazis, And Also, All Bad Tings Youse Fault, Forever, And Always!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because A-Ha really is underappreciated as a pop band in the US.

Yes, the Nazis were famed for their stance on racial tolerance.  Tons of black, and Jewish Nazis.

It's clear at this point that Muir doesn't actually care what the Nazis were actually like.  Especially as that acknowledging that would force him to realize that he's the authoritarian racist.

Saturday, November 24, 2018

"Liberals Think Their Laws Mean Something To A Freeman On The Land!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because my conscience will follow you forever if you meet me everywhere.

This of course is not how "castle doctrine" actually works.

Though given the deputy appears to made of marshmallow, who knows how things work in the Muirverse?

Friday, November 23, 2018

"Also, I Tortured The Delivery Man Into Madness With My Psychic Powers."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweet potato casserole.


That is the closest one of the Hellspawn have ever looked to human.

And it's still not close.

Thursday, November 22, 2018

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

"Let's Just Stand Here In The Same Totally Natural Position For Two Panels."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because twenty years later.


And he's running with this, because why not?  Why does anybody do anything in Muir's pathetic excuse for a fictional universe?  They just do.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Cooking Jokes! So CUTTING EDGE!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because are you reelin' in the years?



It says something that this half-assed, two-panel, stock joke strip with bad art is the most intelligible thing Muir has produced in weeks.

Monday, November 19, 2018

Sunday, November 18, 2018

"I Mean, We Have Vigilante Justice, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because urban sombrero.

So,  yeah, it went down exactly the way we all knew it would. 

I think even Muir recognizes, on some level, that his fantasies of violence are getting dull.

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Friday, November 16, 2018

"I'm About To Murderate A Bunch Of People! Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you're my satellite.

At this point, this entire is a particularly inept pornography of violence, and like much inept pornography, it goes on too long in trying to draw out interest, and thus makes the whole thing dull.

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

"Crap, I've Written Myself Into A Corner!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wait, what?

Right.  So... suddenly, one of them has a grenade. 

That he launches at Sam has she is standing there gloating, Bond villain style, at the people she's got in her death trap.

Yup, can't see a story problem there.

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

"Truly, Who In Human History Has Been Persecuted As We Have?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because though I wear a suit and tie.


Ignoring all that cowardly bullshit for now, I'm going to point out that Muir appears to have been recycling the same artwork for the last few days.

Monday, November 12, 2018

Technically, They're All Animals, Just Like You. So, You're Both Right.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoo-hooooo.


Having them get trampled by a bull.  Nothing inhumane there, nope.

But hey, all Sam is doing right now is gloating like a freaking Bond villain, so it's all good.

Saturday, November 10, 2018

"We Will Use Our Psychic Powers To Make Them Eat Their Own Faces."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because random haiku.

As we stare in horror at the hellspawn, let us await tomorrows orgy of violence to let Muir wash away the disappointment of Tuesday.

Friday, November 9, 2018

Muir Creates Some Leftists Who Can Be Handily Defeated.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you just can't help yourself.

Well, this is clearly relevant to what's going on today.  I mean, if people can't run a racist militia on their compound in peace, what is happening to America?

Thursday, November 8, 2018

AHHHHH! Grotesque Lizard Peo--Oh, Wait, It's Just The Trumps.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because East End Boys and West End Girls.

As we stare at these grotesque renderings of Donald and Ivanka, let's all remember that Trump is pretty much on the opposite side of Grant.  And Lincoln.

And human decency.

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

"My Meaning Here Is Obvious, Of Course."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tilt-a-whirl.

And now Muir filches--that is literally traced over the scene--from the works of Italian director Sergio Leone.

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

"You're The Puppet."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sex and violins.

And Muir once again dips into the well of the movie by two transwomen.  Let's just savor the irony and see what happens tomorrow.

Monday, November 5, 2018

It's Wacky Paranoia!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because time cast on spell you that you won't forget me.


Why does Jan stay friend with these people again?

Oh, right, hivemind.

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Friday, November 2, 2018

"This HAS To Be Good For Us! It Just Has To!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vincent Price.

Muir tries to set up a straw position for his opponents to hold, and it still leaves him looking brutal, stupid and inhumane.

Thursday, November 1, 2018

It's Like 'Small Wonder' In Comic Strip Form.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Conway Twitty.

You know, the basic gag here isn't that bad--it's just you have to get through the boring layout, the awkward delivery, and the fact that the premise is another sign of how cuckoo bananas DbD has become.