Saturday, March 31, 2012

"We Feel No Resentment! Now Enjoy Your Raccoon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Prince of Darkness.




And a big rousing praise of capitalism is just around the bend...

Friday, March 30, 2012

Thursday, March 29, 2012

A Modern William Makepeace Thackery--Would Hate This Strip.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the battle on the ice.

Yeah. And once again, Muir's plot suffers from a combination of bad writing, and hideous characters.

Well, at least he has his artwork to fall back... oh, yeah. That sucks too.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Portuguese... Are Not... Hispanic...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Genji.

"And we are pointing this out to make it clear that everyone should be wh--post-racial like us!"

Thank you, Chris Muir's imaginary black friend. For making us want to smash our heads against the desk again.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Monday, March 26, 2012

"He Just Shot A Defenseless Black Boy! Where's The Harm?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm free to please whom I choose, any old time.

It's always amazing to me, to watch the Right, so fond of declaring that Justice Should Be Harsh, suddenly shift to Let Us Not Jump To Conclusions, once a case involves a white guy shooting a black person in the name of vigilante justice. And of course, once they can holler 'Reverse Racism!" and feel the surge of satisfaction from their rotted little hearts.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

"Doesn't He Understand That Damn Dervishes Don't Have Rights?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm the Indian of the group.

Muir is scandalized--SCANDALIZED--by Obama's insistence that soldiers follow rules! Muir, like every good patriot, knows that once you've dumped the boys off to fight the dusky hordes, you just let them do what they want. Keeps the kafirs in line...

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Cohesion. Not Something Muir Gets...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Buddha!

So now they're broke, apparently, all at once. And I don't care.

I mean, how bad can it be if they can still find time to make lame jokes about Biden?

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

And Charles Dodgson Rolls In His Grave...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a million things to be...

As Muir continues to defend his chubby spiritual leader, we are left with that vague feeling that even he is just spinning his wheels and hoping for a miracle at this point...

Monday, March 19, 2012

"We're Clearly The Wronged Party Here!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mastiff breeds.

New strip, same whine. And I don't think he's even changed the bottle.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Next Movie Reference--'Birth Of A Nation'!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rasputin.





You know--part of what makes Muir's racism so annoying is that he barely knows that it's there--he simply operates from the assumption that these racist images are how people think. Picturing the black President of America as the gunman from Dirty Harry--hey, doesn't everybody?

Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Ineffable Sadness of Bad Soft-core

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yellow cap.

I wonder if Muir ever pulls a Robert Crumb?

If you know what I mean. Then again it's hard to imagine anyone getting... satisfaction from this crap.

So to speak.

Friday, March 16, 2012

And Then A Sattelite Fell On Them.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it seems that my dreams always means that I can prophesy all kind of things.

Yeah. Yeah. Muir just can't write people, can he?

Thursday, March 15, 2012

"It Is Unfair That People Dare Call Us On Our Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ring.

Ahh. The patented Republican/Right Wing Sad Trombone Music. *sniff* You poor little dears. How unfair that people don't simply take your douchery. Don't the inferiors know it's their duty to take it, and the Right's duty to dish it out?

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

"He Also Doesn't Know About My Heroin Habit."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because fly-by-night away from here!

Muir apparently thinks his protagonists wasteful lifestyles and apparently limitless cash are appealing.

He thinks wrong.

Monday, March 12, 2012

The Same Bullshit As Before, Only More Boring!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the silver spoon.

I think even Muir is tired of being chained to this cause, though I suspect he isn't allowing himself to realize that.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

"We Are Being Oppressed By Not Being Allowed To Oppress Others!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh yeaaaaaaah!

As Muir's brain cracks entirely from the strain, he not only wishes for Palin to save Real True Conservatism--he continues to show his advanced delusions of the awful persecution the Right suffers from, when they have to listen to the other 75% of the country...

Saturday, March 10, 2012

"He Is Not One Of Us! Steal His Kidneys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the White Monkey.

As Muir leaves his sad Rush defense behind--a situation wherein I found any excess of comment on my part would destroy the almost Zen-like quality of his awfulness--we see that the Right's sense of eternal victimhood has lead them to see the Republican Party as their enemies. At this rate, I'd say that the Right is heading towards becoming a sort of twisted parody of the counterculture. Wait for the bad poetry readings and shoddy acoustic guitar playing.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

"I Am Bleeding! That Means I Won!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because electric horns.

So... Limbaugh's hideous comments, which are losing him sponsers--are bad for Obama.



We're through the looking glass, people.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

"Plus, I Was Polling At -5%"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Scarface: Shame of a Nation!

And so ends an annoying plot that went nowhere. And allow me to state--having the bloated visage of Andrew Breibart hanging in their apartment should prove to be a very effective form of birth control. Though the side effects will probably be a bit intense. They might want to eat in another room, for example.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

"And This Can't Be Sexist, As I Am An Imaginary Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because runner's high.




So... Muir seems to think that the best way to defend his ailing hero is to make the same sort of vile statement, as he feels they are good and valid.




I'm sorry. The amount of FAIL has just hit 'overwhelming'. I really don't know whether to laugh or cry about this.

Monday, March 5, 2012

"More Proof Of The Awful Conspiracy Against Us, And Only Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what do you think you're going to find there? A lost Da Vinci?

Trust in Muir to defend the indefensible with a 'He started it'.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

"Your Hatred, Lies And Bigotry Will Be Remembered!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Emperor Thor I.

I'd say where you'd have to put the bracelet for it to be a fitting commeration of Andrew Breibart, but I don't want to turn stomachs.

Friday, March 2, 2012

The Chill Hand of Death...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you got the birthmark.

Well that was... glurgey.

I suspect one thing that must be weighing on Muir's mind is the fact that Breibart was younger than he is...

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Next Comes Building A Compound In The Middle Of The Woods...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ogniem i mieczim.

Ahh, yes, nothing like good old fashioned straw liberals, who want to teach sex to preschoolers because... well, just because. The important thing is that Muir's cast must continue to raise their children in their little pure bubble, so they avoid corruption.

Next Comes Building A Compound