Saturday, November 30, 2013

"He's Crude And Creepy, And Therefore, An American Hero!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do you mind?  I mean, do you MIIIIND?

Ahh, a classic Muir soldier, here to confirm that President Blacula is totally betraying troops.  Fun.

Friday, November 29, 2013

"If The Military Is Gone, There's No Place For Us Guys To Be All Tough And Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because our time is short.

So remember, soldiers, Muir respects your sacrifices--unless your gay.  Or a woman.  Or a Democrat.  Or...

Well, it's a big list.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

"They're Letting The Gays In! Everything's Ruined!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's written on the wind.

Yes, more proof that things are going to hell--they're letting the homosexuals serve, in a clear violation of the unwritten agreement that straight white males are more equal than everyone else.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

"This Makes Plotting Coup Attempts Difficult!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because omh tracks.

I don't know.  Somehow, the ongoing litany of injustice faced by Zed's sinister government contacts fails to worry me...

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

"Pfft! Like Being Elected President Gives You Some Sort Of Authority Over The Military!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang.

The opening part of Article 2, Section 2 of the Constitution...

"The President shall be commander in chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the militia of the several states, when called into the actual service of the United States;..."

But do go on, Muir...

Monday, November 25, 2013

"He's Clearly Dumb And Stinky, Because He Doesn't Say What I Think Is True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was upstairs-downstairs the lady went.

Next up, Muir will complain about the lack of civility in these modern decadent times.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

"Edmund Burke Said Something Like This, I Think! And He's Famous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got to lose this skin.

You know, I have a tough time figuring out what's worse--that Muir's regurgitating centuries worth of anti-democratic right wing hysteria, some of which actually predates the right wing, or the fact that he does so in such a strange incoherent manner...

Saturday, November 23, 2013

"Dey Is So Dumb, And I Is So Smart!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was reet-petite.

And it's not like there could be reasons for this change in position.  Nope.  None at all. 

Friday, November 22, 2013

"It's Not Our Fault! Never Our Fault! Never, Ever, Ever Our Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and there came a giant chicken!

"I mean, sure the Repubs been blocking all sorts of appointments, and trying to de facto repeal legislation through threats, but there's no way that should have... consequences!  It's just another sign of how awful the Dems are, acting like they've been... elected, or something.  Don't they understand that the only thing wrong that Republicans can do is not embracing the crazy?"

Thursday, November 21, 2013

"I Will Teach Him That The Poor Are Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coffee smell.

And remember, folks, if it has lost the support even of Liberal Jan, you know things are bad! 

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

"Which Is Why I'm So Stoked About Texas Secession!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Estella!

Muir really ties himself in knots to explain why everything he does is good and righteous at times, doesn't he?

Sunday, November 17, 2013

When Subtext Just Becomes Text.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I feel it my fingers, I feel it in my toes.

And Muir manages to reach greater depths after yesterday's display of his gun fetish.  Let's just sit back, and absorb the creepiness.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

"Guns! As Good As Sex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pizza!

And the creepy connection between firing guns and having sex is made creepier.  Which I hadn't thought possible.

Friday, November 15, 2013

"We Can Terrify Onlookers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shrimp.

Man, the whole family is getting freakier looking...

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

"Now, Get To Work Devouring The Souls Of The Weak!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's how strong my love is.

And he still can't draw children without making them look like hellbeasts...

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Monday, November 11, 2013

Sometimes The Punchline Isn't Where Muir Thinks It Is...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hilarion!



"Logic"!  "Plain English"!  "A Real Knowledge of US History!"  

You know the real sad part is these are pretty pathetic things to be deluded about possessing...

Sunday, November 10, 2013

"They've Betrayed Us By Electing A Democrat! A Black Democrat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the weakest man is strong as Samson when you're being held for ransom.

So, the whole thing was about putting Sam in a lousy superhero costume, right?  With the angry rant just being... part of the scenery...

Saturday, November 9, 2013

"It's An Assault On The Family!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ain't no use in preachers preaching when they don't know what they're teaching.

He's kind of yo-yoing on the evil thing, isn't he?

Friday, November 8, 2013

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

"This Is Why We Can't Allow Anything To Change! Ever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bishopric of Basel.

It must be extraordinarily difficult to be paranoid about everything.  Still the benefit is, you get to feel like you are extraordinarily vigilant.  Even when, like most paranoids, you in fact are not, and are an easy mark.

Monday, November 4, 2013

"This Was Clearly Done For Sheer Spite And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tell all the people that you see.

So her plan probably didn't cover very much, and thus has been voided out.  And Muir treats this as a gross betrayal. 

Gonna be a long four years.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

"And That's Still More People Than We'd Want On Goverment Healthcare, So... Umm, Yay?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because with light in my heart, with you in my arms.

Hey, remember when the ACA was supposed to be the first step in the government taking over everything?  Yeah, I sure do.  And the best part is it will be that again, whenever Muir needs it to be. 

Friday, November 1, 2013

"This Proves All My Former Ideals Were Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because some days, some nights.

Skye, an unemployed woman with no skills who generally seems to be living on the charity of others, apparently had a health insurance policy.

Aside from 'not getting sick'.