Friday, December 31, 2010

"Bill Clinton! He's A Horndog! HA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he's racing and chasing and plotting a course.

You know, as Muir recycles his "Obama is an entitled ass" and "Bill Clinton is a horndog" gags, I am once again reminded how much of far right politics is jealousy and resentment, mixed with a gigantic sense of entitlement.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Yay! It's Over!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the almighty janitor.

...That was a distinctly painful series of "jokes". And thus, seeing Muir show one of his occasional flashes of humanity is a very welcome relief.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Monday, December 27, 2010

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Yeah. You're A Misogynist, Muir.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the snow isn't coming down straight.

You know how bad Muir is? He hides his awful sexism--behind patriotism. That's pretty damned loathsome.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

"Happy Holidays, And Death To The Lackeys Of The Evil Islamocommufacsist Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the hut on chicken legs.

Gosh, Muir, you plucky white guy! You've got the courage to keep being "politically incorrect" year after year! But you also remember to wish people a Merry Christmas. How... swell.

Anyway, happy holidays, everyone.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Thursday, December 23, 2010

"Sometimes, We Make Them Fight To The Death."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Potop!


First, those are revolting looking children.

Second--I find the amount of acceptance for professional assassins in this universe strangely amusing. Though not in the manner Muir intended.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Captain Mitty Ain't Down With Them Gaying Up Our Army!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because howitzer!

Ahh, nice. More of the patented Muir homophobia. Great.

And remember folks--Captain Mitty is cool!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

"Only Cowards Deny Corporations Should Be Able To Put Ground Glass In Baby Food, If They So Desire!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because verily, I say thee nay!

And we get a foretaste of what the next two years will be, where the lunatic fringe bitches and complains about items most people would consider good and necessary. I'm afraid the Repubs are in for a bumpy ride. All because they called on the support of...

Ahh. That always hits the spot.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Drum Roll.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you shall eat MANFLESH!



Why doesn't Jan know about flash drives?

Sunday, December 19, 2010

"It's A Shame They're Dying For The Kenyan Usurper!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm two, Doctor.




He really thinks this is touching. And... patriotic. (To be fair, something like this might not be so bad in strip without as much creepy failed cheesecake as Day by Day. And a cast that isn't so loathsome. And is actually a cast for that matter.)

Saturday, December 18, 2010

I Will See That Distorted, Hideous Face In My Nightmares...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kukla and Ollie were in bed with the Chinese.

Muir's efforts at pathos stumble on the fact that he can't write, he can't draw, and that his cast are thoroughly loathsome most of the time. He's desperate enough to remind us that he made Sam part Irish awhile ago. And part... Japanese. Hence the... eyes. The horrible, horrible eyes.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Umm... You Mean After Eight Years...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Martha my dear.

This is more evidence that Muir has magically forgotten the Bush II years happened. But then, they don't count as boomers. They understood that America was great, and that wars were great, and that the rich are just better! The way all real Americans do!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

They're Acting All Uppity!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because after death, you don't feel nauseous.

Ahh, here the less-than-majestic cry of the entitled white guy! "Youse is the REAL racists!"

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

"Clearly This Shows He's Utterly Incompetent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sire, he lives a goodly hence, underneath a mountain.



Yeah. Remember when you were defending Bush for allowing torture, Muir? Because I do.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

"The FCC NEVER Tried To Do Stuff Like This When Bush Was In Power!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he thinks it's not kosher.

Oh, boy. Another thing that is horrific, because the Democrats are in power. Man, it almost makes me want to see the Repubs back in power, to watch Muir go back to ignoring these issues, and applauding torture.


Monday, December 13, 2010

"Sniff--Goodbye, Captain Mitty."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it is the night of the dear Savior's birth.

You know--maybe I'm touchy, but this offends me. I'm reminded of the scene in All About Eve where Addison DeWitt, after revealing that "Eve's" dead husband is a fiction calls it an insult to real heroes and the women who really lost them. That is my problem with Zed in a Captain Mitty-mode--Muir thinks he's making a great patriotic point--instead this is an insult to those whose loved ones actually have risked their life serving in wars that Muir supported when a Republican was in office--and would likely still support if that were the case.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

"Well, At Least They Aren't Spying On Us Using Our Fillings!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I have stood here before.

I am left in awe of two things--that Muir believes such a farango of paranoid nonsense, and that he is a Monty Python fan. Something tells me the Terrys, Palin and Cleese wouldn't like that. (Eric Idle probably wouldn't care.)

Saturday, December 11, 2010

So He Still Has A Leg Then? Of Sorts?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a hog on ice.

Why do I smell a statement about how great things were going in Vietnam until the Boomers stabbed our forces in the back coming up?

Friday, December 10, 2010

"The Greatest Generation--At Killing Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because splendid isolation.

Muir loves him some Greatest Generation praise--except of course, for their love of the New Deal. And all the unions. But they shot Nazis, who were German, and thus, evil. So that's a plus.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

"We're Gaining The Hispanic Vote! And Also Leprechauns!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jose Delores!

Of course, Obama is neither pro-Chavez or a Communist, but then Muir's President Blacula isn't Obama--he's a fantasy figure Muir has created who he can project whatever negative traits he desires on. All while convincing himself that he has all the right thinking populace with him.

I know, I know--but this picture--it's just so perfect.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Oh, If Only There Were Tort Reform...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where you going to sleep tonight?

Yep. The Free Market, and banning punitive damages are the only way to save health care! Also--Ayn Rand! Down with President Blacula! More cowbell!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

"If It Makes President Blacula Unhappy, It Must Be Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because are there novels by her bed?

As Skye is her... charming self, I feel obligated that this strip shows Muir's tendency to divide the world into good guys and bad guys based on how much they hate the President and evil brown-skinned Muslims (and for Muir, that might just be the same thing) achieves a certain glorious incoherance at times, with him saluting an anarchist who's leaked state secrets, and Mossad for maybe violating international law.

Two things that don't go together...

Monday, December 6, 2010

Ah. A Frank Joke.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this is the life.

Interesting blend. A touch of homophobia, AND Muir blaming Obama for the end result of all the pearl-clutching about terrorists that he saw as the duty of a real American just a little while ago.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

"I Support The Troops, And Hope They Rise In Rebellion Against President Blacula!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because jealousy!

Muir does a complete about-face on everything--because Obama's a Democrat. He claims that the media is doing a blackout--despite the fact that Afghanistan has been featured with increasing prominence in news articles of late. He goes on about the higher casualties, but fails to realize that sending more soldiers there has somethign to do with it. In other words--only Republicans can support the troops, for which they should be repaid by not criticizing any military action they undertake, while Democrats are traitors by nature...

Dylan was right. It's a hard rain gonna fall...

Saturday, December 4, 2010

"He's A Wimp! A Wimp Married To A Scary Black Woman!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because so help me Jesus.

Muir is the typical white blowhard, and thus he believes that bluster and boasting are the signs of courage and manliness. As Obama lacks this, Muir is certain he's a total wimp, that Muir could take him easy! And Sarah Palin, the woman who lacked the fortitude to finish a single term as governor of Alaska clearly has courage in spades! And Michelle Obama is scary!

Yeah. I really don't like Muir, you know. He gives me lots of reason to not like him.

Friday, December 3, 2010

"Youse Guys Cheated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Mr. Brown is a clown who rides through the town in a coffin.

Ahhh, that's right. The Democrats weren't brought into power by the public's rejection of the GOP's evil. Nope. They cheated.

Keep singing that tune, Muir. It's good way to make sure you'll keep singing it in the future.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

"Ha! What A Phony!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because twist away the gates of steel!

And now, every gag I thought up about this cartoon.

1) "Well--wait, no, they'd prefer to see her be shot from a cannon. False alarm."

2) "How can they even understand what she's saying to be sure that she means it?"

3) "Nice try, guys. Almost had me going there."

4) "They also can't tell Whizzo Butter from a dead crab."

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

"They Hatessss Ussss!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Caracalla!

Right. Right. Palin is such a representative of the average American woman. Right. Who is persecuted by... the Left. Right.

I know it's only been a day, but I haven't used it for a while, and really, that one just asked for it.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Wow! Only Fourteen Pages!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.

Yep, it's a shout-out to his interweb homies! This one's got an essay that demonstrates EVERYTHING--and proves that Obama's a despot. If by despot you mean--'president who backs healthcare'. Yep! And Muir's doing all his readers a favor by showing them where this brief, incisive essay is!

It's been a while since I showed... the picture. And now--now seems like a very good time to do it. So once again...

Oh, yeah. That really hit the spot.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

A Relationship Based On Mutual Evil.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because glitter on the mattress!

So. Damon and his wife just mutually and crudely humiliated each other. In public. On a show.

Once again--I'm pretty sure Muir is single.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

And The Hits Just Keep Coming...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cheap Trick says goodnight.

Sometimes I wonder if you boiled this strip, would the sleaze finally fry off it...

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

"Huh-huh-huh. Did I Just Score?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because lost in a valley without my forces.

See, it's cool that Sam is good with machines, because she's hot.




God, I hate this damned strip.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Monday, November 22, 2010

...I Thought He Was... Portuguese...?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mendozaaaaa!

Because, if he was, he'd probably be in... Portugual. Or, maybe... Brazil. Where they speak... Portuguese...

...Yeah. I have a better idea of the parameters of Muir's crappily-created, randomly assembled fictional universe then he does. Including of racist, idiotic side-characters like El Dorado Dad. Crap. I need help.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Right. Right.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dixieland Band!

Of course, the Democrats are completely clueless. What needs to be done is to allow all businesses to fail, and the social security net to collapse! Then, in the wave of freedom that is unleashed, America will find the answers it needs.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

"We're Never, Not Posing."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you don't know the Lost Skeleton of Cadavera. But you will. You WILL!



Oooh boy....


Tuesday, November 16, 2010

"Captain Mitty Is Soooo Handsome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hyacinth Bucket.



Bears with power tools! NOW! NOW!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Sunday, November 14, 2010

"I Love Captain Mitty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the more I see the less I know.

It occurs to me that I might care about these characters if they were actually characters.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

"Mars And Venus, Crappily Drawn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mrs. Vanderbilt.

Yeah. *sighs*

The worst part is, Muir thinks this is amazing character development.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Hazy Recollections...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey ho.

"Yep. They're the... the ones... (hic) who totalled it. I mean--it's almost out of a ditch--it's battered---and--(hic) they're in the driver's seat. So it was them. Had to be. Now. We're back in control. And we're gonna DRIVE the hell out of it. DEREGULATION! TAX CUTS! WAR WITH IRAN! Wooohooo!"


"Why are we upside-down? (hic)"

Thursday, November 11, 2010

"Your Country Needs You, Captain Mitty!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because my wife sometimes forgets she's not an alien.

Gee, guess who's irreplacable?

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Completely Interchangable.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mistah Kottah! Mistah Kottah!

Sadly for Muir, this joke fails because his cast are ultimately little more than sock puppets for dispensing Fox News talking points, and can be switched more or less at will...

Monday, November 8, 2010

I Smell Captain Mitty Hijinks!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Masters, by CP Snow.

You know--the story of an elite government sniper readjusting to the effects of everyday life could actually be quite entertaining--either as a drama or a comedy.

I'm saying this because that's not what Captain Mitty storylines are. They are simply Muir's sad little wish fulfillment scenarios...

Sunday, November 7, 2010

"It's An Outrage! An Outrage!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Billy Jean is not my lover.

Yeah. Muir continues to show more concern about an untrue story about the price tag of Obama's trip to India then he ever showed about torture.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Friday, November 5, 2010

She'll Probably Be Campaigning For Palin In the Future.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Baby's in black, and I'm feeling blue.

"Oh, Skye. Everyone knows true liberalism is for paranoid right-wing talking points!"

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Hypocrisy Is Oozing Off The Strip.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Scenes From Clerical Life.

Of course, protesting Obama from day 1--that was responsible. Because isalmocommufascism!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Meanwhile, Evil Obama Plots Evilly...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because freight train!

So Muir unknowingly admits that for him, "American" means "nonhispanic white".

Good to know.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

And John Belushi Turns In His Grave...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bookmark for instructions.

Translation: "We're the mouthpieces for a paranoid racist boomer twit, who doesn't know what the fuck communism and socialism are, and backs an ideology that would fuck up his life because he wants to feel like a special, special snowflake. Let's go vote for two years of incompetent evil so that we can screw up the nation, then bitch about how the people who clean up our messes are fucking things up. Because destroying America will make it great again. Somehow."

Monday, November 1, 2010

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Yeah. Caniff Really Deserves That Apology..

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sweden.

So, Muir's a fan of 1940s cheesecake art?

No real surprise there.

Postscript--Here's a picture of Caniff's art. Just to demonstrate that this is an "Ed Wood loves Orson Welles" moment...

Friday, October 29, 2010

"And This Means Democrats Will NEVER Win Another Election!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Enneads.

Like most right-wingers, Muir is certain that the right sort of people--well-to-do whites--have a clear majority and thus should always win elections. Thus, win they lose, it's the result of sinister conspiracies. Like ACORN, which was discredited by a libellous smear campaign financed by a conservative group, using hidden cameras and edited film.

It is the destiny of all right-wing organizations to become an eviler version of what they imagine their opponents to be.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Better "Half"!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because 1789!

Damn it, doesn't he realize that Republicans should always be treated as a majority even when they lose! Well, we'll show him! We'll take the house, and get back to our great agenda of saving the nation, by destroying it!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you want excitement, is that what you're saying?

Yep. The Democrats are so wimpy. And they're phasing out NASA! Also, Muslims...

Monday, October 25, 2010

"Ve Vould Never Allow Such Decadence!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow.

Like every rightwinger, Muir claims to get offended by things that he routinely ignores when his guys are in power. Worse--they're pretty silly things. Then again, when you think dubious wars and the police state are pretty good ideas on the whole, expecting valid concerns is a bit much...

Sunday, October 24, 2010

When You Chug Crazy, Sanity Grates!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if you want chain lightning, go to Larry Maher.

"Where's the shouting? The conspiracy theories? The sense of being a soldier of truth? This has to be evil and wrong!"

Saturday, October 23, 2010

"How DARE They!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jose Delores.

"Don't they understand that bigotry is a sacred trust handed to us by the Founding Fathers?"

Friday, October 22, 2010

Thursday, October 21, 2010

He Still Doesn't Realize Soros Is Jewish, Does He?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I'm asleep make sure my blanket covers me.

Ahh, more NPR bashing, and insistence of the vast liberal media conspiracy from a man who freebases his "news" from the House of Murdoch...

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

"Keynesian Economics Is For Squares! I'm A Mercantalist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because complete fourth edition!

Muir continues to mock the President as evil and stupid, while demonstrating that he has no idea what he's talking about.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

It'll Be The Next Overton Window! As In Nobody Will Really Read It!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you say forever.

Actually, the whole thing is a fine demonstration the Right's paranoid ignorance on politics and the world, which like all lunatic delusions, takes its very stupidity as proof that it is right.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Ha! Gonna Get Pecked To Death!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you will stay as beautiful.

Yep. Cause the evil "moderates"--and remember, all Democrats are liberals, and if they say otherwise, they're lying--are all going to lose come election day. Yep.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Ha Ha! Bill Clinton Is A Horndog!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's Lucy in the sky, and all kinds of apple pie.

And remember, kids, the hideous abuses of the Bush years are old hat, and no longer matter. But Bill Clinton being sexually loose is always funny.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Ha Ha! Pelosi Is Ugly!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Adam Bede. 

 Ahh! So now we know why Muir hates Pelosi so. She's an ugly woman--to his admittedly warped eyes, as he thinks the deformed monstrosities he draws are pretty women.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Everybody Hates Pelosi!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Frisea!

Yep! Even Liberal Jan knows that we need good old, incompetent, disgraceful Republican leadership again. Because a dumbass white guy with a tendency to shoot his mouth off has done so well in the past! (See, Gingrich, Newt, and Hastert, Dennis...)

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

"If Only We Could Pay For Stonings Instead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because A Gentle Madness!

Ah, yes. Abortion--that heinous act of murder. Not like government snipers, the bastion of freedom.

Monday, October 11, 2010

"He's In The Pay Of Foreign Princes! And Terrorists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sol Invictus!

Yep. And we all know what that means! Democrats are in the pay of terrorists, and are plotting to destroy our nation. While the billions of dollars Republicans recieve from foreign businessmen--HAVE NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

...All That For A Birther Joke...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bang the gong.

Yep. Muir knows that Obama is an evil Kenyan Muslim Marxist Fascist double agent suspect. Because Muir knows that he can't let facts and reason distract him. Paranoia and dogma are so much better. Which is why he views setting up a police state as the building block of freedom, and national health care as the slippery slope of tyranny.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Ummm... Ha?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yakkity yak.

Ha! Stupid government! Pouring money on the coloreds!

I think. Muir seems to have been pulling an all-nighter here.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Ohh, Captain Mitty!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because atonement.

Oh, it's time to play 'isn't Zed awesome' again. The game that reminds us all what a loathsome twit he is.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

"That's When We Get Rid Of Every Democrat! ALL OF THEM!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Doodles Weaver.

Yep. Soon we can return to the great Republican principles of government--blatant corruption, inactivity in the face of every problem, and hypocritical hand-wringing. Wonderful.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Yeah. Commies.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Angie--I still love you--remember all those nights we cried?

Really? He's declared war on the kulaks? Set up a gulag system? Ordered America to industrilize?

That's the thing about right-wingers--for all their fear of "socialism" and "soviet government" they have no idea what that actually entails, outside of a vague outline of "Bad stuff". And what they think is capitalism is in fact a plutocratic corporatism, wherein all of society is run for the benefit of the wealthy few, on the theory that they're better than everyone else, and no what's best for everyone.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Uhhh.... Right...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I have to lie down.

So--everything proves Muir's thesis that the media is a left-wing conspiracy. Even things which would... disprove it. Because... things happen just like Muir says they happen, even when in fact the opposite occurs.

Got it.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Your Rallies Are Inferior To Our Rallies SCHWEINHUNDS!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Beetle BOOOOMB...

Not like Tea Parties which throw away their (imaginary) racist signs in a neat orderly fashion.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Union's BAD!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the thrush! The Thrush!

Yep. More Union-bashing, and more insistance that Obama's administration wants the terrorists to win. And that liberals are all criminals. Great. Wonderful.

Friday, October 1, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Spain!

It appears that Muir really wants to drag politics back to what he thinks are the fifties, but are actually the thirties. In Europe.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

"Yeah! Your Evil Conspiracy To Give The Poor A Voice Is Known!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sardinia.

Yep. It's all a plot. America LOVES Republicans! Loves them! They could only lose if the Democrats cheated! Only way!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

"Texas BELONGS To Republicans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Avignon.

Democrats are clearly cheating! Because there's no way they could have a number advantage anywhere in a state with a large Hispanic population!

Monday, September 27, 2010

"Yeah. It's Bullshit, Peddled By Paranoids. Next Question."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nothing is going through my mind! Why do you think that all the time!

Yeah. Yeah. Republicans HAVE to have MORE VOTES. The people THAT MATTER vote for them. Old, white people!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

"Another Round Of War And Evil Should Save The Nation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Robots!

Yep. That was the only thing you could object to during the Bush years. The homeless. And now, they're being ignored. Yep.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

"Republicans Can't Handle How AWESOME Palin Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sunfish.

A Jewish woman talking about people being "stabbed in the back". Thank you, Muir, for the unintentional irony.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kansas City Shuffle.

I don't care what he's complaining about. Every time Muir indulges his breastfeeding fetish, it gets worse, and Baby Jesus cries.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

"We Must Stone Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you snooze, you lose.

So... now Rove is a RINO. Man, that category is getting so broad, pretty soon the only way to be a real Republican is to be an off-medication crazy person.



Who votes Republican. Don't want to let it get too broad, now do we?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

"Enjoy Our Vile Word Salad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ask about our discount!

Yeah. Muir really thinks he's capturing relationships here.

Also, another pseudobrainy paraphrase from Muir's favorite gay socialist, Oscar Wilde.

Monday, September 20, 2010

"Europeans Won! So We're Never Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because She Who Must Be Obeyed!

Well, now I know Muir doesn't get out much. He thinks that's a brilliant argument.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

"Barack Is Doubleplus Ungood!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nothing, nothing, everything.

Muir's pathetic little screed declares up down and black white, in his usual idiotic fashion. And yet underneath it all, there is the cry of the dumb white guy--'if I didn't have to pay taxes and be nice to the coloreds, country would be back on track.'

Muir thinks these are "real ideas". Muir thinks government doing anything that doesn't involve police or soldiers is bad. Muir is a self-absorbed twit. Who can't really draw.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

"And A Spy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Minnie the Moocher!

Yep. More Captain Mitty. Because Muir wants to show that his penis is very large he loves the troops.

Friday, September 17, 2010

"People Deserve The Right To Throw Away Whatever They Want!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Hunting of the Snark!

I see, Muir, that for all your talk of being an average man, you've never worked as a janitor. Simple fact--the more wastepaper baskets you give people, the more shit they throw in them.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

"Don't They Realize That Only Ignorance Can Save Us?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Silver Surfer!

Yep. A new logo. And taking care of our problems. And of course the Republicans should only listen to the rabid Rightwingers who are out of touch not only with America in general--but reality. Oh, well. When the New Party is founded, we'll show them! There's no way they can stand against our powerful will!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

"Boy, Biden Sure Is Dumb, Eh?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the nausea.

What cutting wit. Oh, well, I should count my blessings. It's so much more pleasant when this strip is merely intermible, instead of atrocious.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

"He Should Be PUNCHING His Fellow World Leaders!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because horseradish sauce.

More words of wisdom from noted diplomatic expert, Chris Muir. And by "diplomatic expert" I mean "ignorant, bigoted jackass".

Monday, September 13, 2010

"How Dare They Suggest He Stop His Arrogant And Pointless Bigotry!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's electric.

Actually, Muir, the relationship between citizens and the government is a complex one of mutual dependence. Of course, like every cryptofascist, Muir is all for slavish loyalty to the government when it is vile, and hateful, and militaristic.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

A... Treaty. With... The UN...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because so can I or any man.




Muir takes GIGO to the next level, demonstrating that when you put garbage into a processing system that is garbage, the result is toxic waste.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Oh, Shit...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sherman's March to the Sea!

Is he...


No one can be...

He is, isn't he?

Well, now we know who's really dishonoring the memories of the fallen...

Friday, September 10, 2010

"So, We've No Other Choice. Medical Experiments For The Lot Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Frick!

No, Muir of Seperation of Church and State IS NOT a "Christian" concept, you ignorant, bigoted, self-righteous shithead. But then, you seem to be arguing that we have to shred the Constitution to save it, so then expecting truth and reason from a man dedicated to falsehood and prejudice is probably an error on my part. Mea culpa.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

"All Islam! ALL OF IT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ceres!

Ahhh, Muir's done read some bigot, and now he thinks he knows what the fuck he's talking about.

He doesn't of course, the pathetic bigot. I mean, you could make similar arguments about his brand of Christianity.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

"Hee Hee! Like You I Am Consumed By Spite!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because spiffy!

I'd say Muir can't create a plausible liberal, but that would be suggesting that Muir can create a plausible character.

Monday, September 6, 2010

"Ise Is So Brave!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because home modification!

Yeah. Muir threatens a guy who threatens cartoonists--through his fictional cross-gendered alter ego in his crappy online strip that is almost certainly below the other guy's radar.

I'm in awe of your courage, man. Just--in awe.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

"And That Means There's No Anti-Raghead Prejudice In America! And I'm Free To Despise Them And Their Evil Religion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Man from Earth.

Yeah. Fuck you, Muir, you racist, rationalizing shithead. This is the same line of bullshit that assholes always use in these cases. "We do nice things for Group A. That means Group A has nothing to complain about! And all of Group A is responsible for the actions of their extremists!" Like I said, an old dodge. But still a pretty skeezy one.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

"Ha! Ha! Stupid Turbinheads!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Betty Merken.

"Don't they know that JEEBUS is God? And Reagan was his prophet? We're the only people with the right to get offended AT ANYTHING regarding our faith!"

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

"Disagreeing With Us Is Morally Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because how-de-ho!

"I mean, if he'd only started an illegal war and instituted torture, he'd be fine! But performing actions that benefit society at large? Propping up the economy? Coming in favor of freedom of religion? COME ON!

"See, you libs don't get the Constitution. You keep insisting on reading what it says. But that's crazy. If you read it carefully, you realize that the Founding Fathers want a Plutocratic, Corparist society where the priviledged rule do to their greater ability, and the average citizen does what they're told, as they know the elite have their best interests in heart, as elite are so very rich! And to assure that the nation is secure, diversity in religion and race are kept to a minimum, while the public moral is kept pure! They just had to be careful about putting it in there, as it would have blow the world's mind!"

Monday, August 30, 2010

"Jeebus Will Save Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Right. The nation which included numerous Deiists among its Founding Fathers, and laws against setting up a state church was founded on 'Judeo-Christian' principles. Never mind that 'Judeo-Christian' values is a weasel word invented by what I like to call "Jeebus worshippers" so that nobody can accuse them of being antisemitic. Also never mind the fact that Jeebus worshipers have created a Christ who bears only a slight resemblence to Jesus of Nazarath, and seems to say the exact opposite of what he said about humlity, public displays of piety, wealth, and the faith's role in society. No, they are the Real True Christians, who know that they are under hideous assault if they aren't running everything and are forced to take care of dirty poor people.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Soy Lattes Make You Weak.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because instant karma's gonna get you.



That was almost clever. And yet, in reaching forth and failing to grasp cleverness, it becomes even more unbearably stupid.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Bigot FAIL

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, what a beautiful morning.

Ah, nothing like the whining and lies of the white shithead. "Youse is the real racists!" No, Muir, we aren't. It's you. That's why you keep calling the Cordova center a mosque, insisting it's on Ground Zero, and believing that this is illegal and intolerant, despite the fact that--no, this is pretty much what the First Amendment is for. Because you're a pathetic, deluded bigot who draws a black sockpuppet to convince himself he's not racist.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

New "Character" Time!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ave ave.

Oh, Muir's trying to branch out his ridiculously tiny cast. How cute. Of course, as he lacks the talent to create distinctive characters, this will probably be another smug jackass, but hey... it's nice to see him try every now and then...

Monday, August 23, 2010

Ahh. Straw Feminism. Nice.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because funeral for a friend.

Yeah. Muir really does seem to have crawled out the dumpster of the past after a nice roll around in the less pleasant aspects of the 50s...

Sunday, August 22, 2010

"It's NEVER Our Fault! NEVER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Japanese equivalent for hear, hear, hear!

"Wese is the responsible ones! Youse is the bad ones! The city was on fire when we got here! Everything just got worse when you got in charge! And that's why we need to put dynamite in the gas tank! NOW!"

Saturday, August 21, 2010

"What A Clown! Insisting That The First Amendment Matters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what a glorious moment!

Obama's actions on the Cordova Center--the not mosque that is not on Ground Zero--confuse Muir. Like most modern right-wingers, Muir is a hypocritical coward, a man who hides his utter lack of morality behind a sanctimonious facade of cheap patriotism, and self-righteous sentiment. When Muir takes a stand on an unpopular opinion, it's in support of an illegal war that will kill hundreds of thousands of young people so that he can feel better. Standing up for an actual principle makes no sense at all.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Yeah, Muir, Reality Just Called...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because doom doom doom.

Muir mocks liberals for their "stupid views", while demonstrating that he has no idea about what he's talking about and possesses incredibly stupid views.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

"The Cowardice--To Support The Constitution!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Matterhorn!




What the HELL? Does Muir actually think he--made a coherant point with that gobbledygook? All I got is "Wese is the brave kids! So Mommy should give us hugs and tuck us in at night!" And that was carefully hidden in the background...

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

It's Not Even A Mosque!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Roxanna!

'How dare you say we're being intolerant! Not giving into our illegal demands is the REAL intolerance!"

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

"Captain Mitty Is So Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because here I am! Rock you like a hurricane!

Yeah. More ego inflation for Muir's author surrogate. Woo.

And does he realize that saying is Persian in origin?

Monday, August 16, 2010

Fuck You, EPA!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because freight train.

Yeah. Caring about bugs. What bozos!

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Saturday, August 14, 2010

"Yep! Racism! Don't Mean A Thing No More!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mango.

Yeah, Muir. You keep telling yourself that. You tell yourself that the reason people call you a racist isn't because you're a sad sack of shit drawing racist sock puppets, and racist caricatures while spending his time mourning 'the good old days' when people knew their place and nobody tried to deny how spectacular and extra-special white guys are. You keep telling yourself that. It still won't be true.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Oh, Boy. What Fun.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because evil is like a tree.

The funny thing is, that drawing emphasizes the fact that Muir's women all look alike.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

"People Think We're Crazy... LOOK! Half-Naked Chick!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because soft sell.

Every now and then, a tiny glimmer of light shimmers in Muir's fevered dreamworld. He snuffs it out with his sad attempts at softcore.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

"Ah HA! Proof Of The Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the bells.

Yeah. It's not like bloggers might have--say, a bloated conception of their own importance...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Those Nazi-Commie-Aristocrats!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ye gates!

Yep! This is a big deal! Michelle Obama--acting like every First Lady ever--IS JUST LIKE MARIE ANTOINETTE! As Muir has told us umpteen time!

Monday, August 9, 2010

Every See A Man In His Fifties Play With Barbie Dolls?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that hoodoo that you do so well.

Yeah, we get it Muir. Libertarians are sex machines. Because your fake libertarians are.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

"If Only They'd Realized That Sociopathy Is A Sign Of Strength!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what you sow going to make you weep.

You see! My men from the future know that the RIGHT are the ones who are stopping racism! And that the belief in community will destroy you! Isn't that amazing?

Saturday, August 7, 2010

"We're Going To Isolate Them So They Grow Up To Be As Vile As Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because get a long little doggy. Buy a daschund.

Yeah. The problem with Muir's straw liberals is they don't even resemble people, much less left-wingers.

Friday, August 6, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let's twist again!

Yeah. The modern Right. Paranoid about forty year old articles, which they see as active conspiracies, and convinced that the government shouldn't do anything about 'those people', at least anything that doesn't involve putting them in prison.

All wrapped up in a cheerfully sexist label. Fun.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

"We Could Call It--The American Party!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mamas don't let your boys grow up to be cowboys.

Are they going to start wearing silver shirts soon?

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

"An Autocracy! Just Like The House!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because now you are grown.

The 17th Amendment allows for the direct election of Senators, instead of allowing the state legislatures to elect them. Aside from the 'direct democracy' issue, the fact was when the state legislatures elected them, party politics made the process distinctly horrible and inefficient. In fact, it wasn't uncommon for a state to go without a Senator for a while because the legislature wouldn't decide.

So how does this make the Senate an Autocracy? Well, you can ask Muir, and he would no doubt give you a mess of gobbledygook. Because you know, it changed the Constitution. Which was divinely inspired. So divinely inspired that the Founding Fathers gave us a means to amend if necessary.


Monday, August 2, 2010

"Stupid People Lacking In Discipline And National Spirit, But Still People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bon Chance Louie!



It's at times like this that the fact that there are no actual characters in DbD really screams out at you.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Saturday, July 31, 2010

This Is Only A Problem When Democrats Do It!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I've seen a belt sander before.

But of course Muir wants the government to be tough on crime. And immigrants. And terrorists. And hippies.

Just without hurting him.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Follow The Whining...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if you and I could be as two.

Oh, boy. This again.

Amazing that Muir could ignore torture, but still chases his imaginary, faintly ridiculous conspiracies, isn't it?

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Well, I'm Making a 'Your Show of Shows' Joke, So Really, I Can't Criticize...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because zoom, zoom, zoom.

Muir praises a vast government program that achieved a symbolic goal at great expense. He also ignores the fact the Communists beat us into space and that the remnants of their space program remain quite impressive, conflates Communism and Socialism, and demonstrates once again that whatever knowledge he has on these subjects is at a grade-school level.

Oh, and remember, Sam is old.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Uh, Oh! Someone Didn't Get Out Of The Bubble In Time!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because U.S. Grant!

Muir comes in on an issue, on the wrong side, after it has not only ended, but ended to the discredit of his allies. But hey, let's move on. This features the kind of pathetic whining that 'white' folks do about how persecuted they are, when other races demand a place at the table. By Muir's imaginary minority members.

Yeah. Why is it liberals are the whiny, stupid ones again?

Monday, July 26, 2010

"But We Can Use It To Hide Her Falling Poll Numbers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's all right!

Love the cartoon Spanish, Muir. The Right's plan to find itself representing less than half of 40% continues apace.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

"We're Just Like The Resistance! Only, Loyal To Petain!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because badabing!

Sometimes I wonder how Muir manages to deal with the fact that the dystopia he imagines clearly does not exist. But then I remember he's an idiot.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

"It's All A Conspiracy! Against Patriotic White Americans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because King of the Delta Blues!

And the smear goes on... And on..

Sorry if I seem to be merely making time right now, but when Muir's got nothing, he's even more tiresome than usual.

Friday, July 23, 2010

"Liking Obama Is Unamerican!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because how bizarre!

And for the umpteenth time, Muir throws a stone at a brick house from his grotesque glass tower.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

"That Doodyhead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's the time of the season.

Muir assaults someone significantly smarter than he is. For bias. And childishness. And being an ignorant white asshole with a webcomic.

Okay, I admit, I made the last one up.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Health Care=Tyranny!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because zany hijinks afoot!



Muir really doesn't get the whole 'meaning of words' thing, does he?

Monday, July 19, 2010

"So Much For Their Sinister Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you KNEW I had a gun!




I really hope that the Republicans fail to take back Congress. REALLY.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

"Up Is Down!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because groovy!


Yeah, Muir. Remember when you were backing torture and war? Things I'm sure you still support? Well, here's the deal. You are evil. You support evil. And when you bitch about freedom, you do it in such a way that you demonstrate that you have no idea what it is. So shut up. You're not a patriot, Muir. You're an asshole.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

"Trying To Fix Things Is Crazy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Beautiful and the Damned!

Yep! It was the POOR and those who side with the POOR who caused the meltdown--not unregulated, irresponsible speculation! It's always the poor, never the rich! Because the poor are lazy, and inferior! And the rich are industrious and superior!

Well, there is another planet involved here.

Friday, July 16, 2010

"A Leader Who Understands That White People Are Just BETTER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because snoo!

Yeah. That's right Muir. Have your pretend black guy tell real black people what the problem is. Really.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

We Know Who The Real Racists Are, Don't We?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Reinhard von Lohengramm!

HA! How dare the NAACP suggest the Teabaggers are racist, when Muir has created an imaginary black Teabagger, and some imaginarry white Teabaggers.

Who are all pretty racist, actually.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

"Godwin Means 'I Win!'"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because FIREBIRD!

Ahh, yes. Just like our Nazi pledge of allegiance. Because Dems are like Nazis.

Have I mentioned that I find Muir another item for the 'no God' checklist?

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Colored Conspiracy of Negrotude!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because give my wife my love!



Jesus. Well, I think you can guess what the only rational response to this cheery blend of paranoia and racism is

Oh, yeah. That hits the spot.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Cash For Crap!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hail Freedonia!

Yep! It's that time of year again! Where Muir begs his audience for more money to continue--doing his thing.

Oh, the fun never stops.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

"How Dare President Blacula Think He Has Legal Authority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the fluke is the duke of soul.





But of course, Muir knows he's not racist. He just knows what--certain people are like. Especially when they get ideas that they're as good as the right sort of people.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

"Read My Tits!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because kiss me, Kate!

I'm sorry. In the face of Muir's usual blend of delusion, inanity and sexism--I went with the lousy pun. I am full of shame.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Thursday, July 8, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the lunatic is on the grass.

Yeah. The Right sure is dominated by woman. Mmmm-hmmm. Yep. Matriarchy. Right.

Yeah, it's been a while, but really, this seemed like the perfect time to break that baby out.

Of course, I'd say the woman dominating Teabagger organizational positions are the classic PTA mom types--conservative stay-at-home mothers who have discovered that staying at home bores the hell out of them, and are desperately looking for some activity to keep them busy. The TEA Party not only gives them this, it lets them be soldiers in the struggle to save Murica.

Which is a hell of a lot more fun than saving the children from Catcher in the Rye.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

"If Democrats Aren't Without Sin, Then They Aren't Worth My Vote!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because down with love.

Muir collects every right wing and crypto-right wing complaint against the Dems and puts them into Jan's mouth.

Of course, now Jan has no political philosophy at all, when you get down to it, but that's just how the cookie crumbles.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

"See! My Fictitious Straw Liberal Sees The Truth! Why Can't You?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz.

It's worth noting that Muir's straw liberal is as devoid of any real policies as his conservatives. Largely because Muir has only the most general of ideas of what government should do.

Monday, July 5, 2010

"That Commie BASTARD!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Rikki Tikki Tavi mongoose is gone!

Muir continues to dwell in his strange alternate universe that exists up his rectum.

To be fair to him this shows the slightest bit of actual awareness on his part. Muir lives in Florida, and now he's watching oil washing up on the shore. It makes him mad. But as a brainwashed Repub fuckwit, he's convinced that the people who did this aren't to blame, and that Obama is. And he knows this because if a Republican were in charge, there wouldn't be any oil washing up on the shore. Of course, there would be, as we simply lack the technology to nullify what is happening. But Muir is an ideologue. There can be no mere tragedy of circumstances, no limit on what we can accomplish at a given time. There must be a conspiracy. There must be grand evil.

If Muir were a Stalinist, he'd be blaming Trotsky. As he is a Republican, he blames Obama. Ha! Now that's how you use the communists.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

This Is All Obama's Fault! Somehow!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because filthy human!

And Muir continues to rant and rave about Obama while letting BP off the hook.

And not having his characters--do anything. Because self-sufficiency means you get the peasants to work for you.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

"Government Intervention Is Necessary When I SAY SO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because in dubious battle!

What Muir? What? What is he supposed to do? Are you claiming Obama has magic powers? Do you realize how LITTLE those measures you're talking about accomplish? That the only hope we have to stop this is for the relief wells to be finished soon? Of course not. You've never been interested in the truth--only in your vile ideology of effortless empire and enshrined greed. You were the one screaming for more drilling, more deregulation--and now--now when the reasons people said you were wrong are shown not only to be correct but to have been putting things rather MILDLY, now you scream 'FIX THIS', with no acknowledgement of error on your part. This merely another club for you. You have no solutions, only objections. Heavens help us if the Republicans get Congress this year. The Right most certainly not.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Yeah. Great To Know You Care, Muir!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I rolled into Nazareth--I was looking 'bout half past dead.

Muir repeats a story that circulates heavily on the Right, and reminds us once again, that EVEN LIBERAL JAN blames Obama for this.

All from the man who brought us a series of filthy pro-drilling cartoons back in '08.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

"Twisted Head Games Are How You Show LOVE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because DOCTOR MABUSE!

Why does this seem like the setup for a wife-swapping story?

Also, Bears. Bears with power tools.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

"It's Just Like 'The Protocols' Predicted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a film by Ingmar Bergman.

Muir demonstrates that not only is there no conspiracy theory involving the left too Byzantine for him to swallow whole, just as there's no violation of the Constitution by the right too blatant for him to ultimately explain away--but that he's still unaware that Soros is Jewish.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Sunday, June 27, 2010

"Thomas Jefferson Called. He... Isn't Happy."

It's the Day's Day of Days! It was written by William Blake.

And we take another turn into crazyland. Yeah. You just changed the names. Yeah, sure. And inserted a bunch of other stuff. And demonstrated you had NO idea what was happening back then, and what's happening now. He brags of his patriotism, while praising racist constitutional violations and threatening revolution.

This might be a nominee for Worst Strip of the Year. If it arguably wasn't really a strip at all.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

"Yeah! He Plays Golf Too Much!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because till we have built Jerusalem!

Muir switches between "Obama is a dangerous tyrant" and "Obama is a lazy incompetent" so fast, and over such short distances, it's tough not to get whiplash.

Also, in the real world--I'd give their bar--a month. Then it will be bought by a group of businessmen in need of a tax shelter. Who will turn it into a karaoke place.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Oh. Nice.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nor shall my sword sleep in my hand.





Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Great. Now They're Stealing Our Stuff.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I shall not cease from mental fight.

Ah, yes. Muir, doing another one of his shout-outs to his internet homies, reveals that the Right wants to take the raised fist symbol. As an ironic joke, of course. Not because it's a great symbol. And hey, remember--if we don't protect the rights of the oppressed billionare capitalists--who will?

Monday, June 21, 2010

"A Line Must Be Drawn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bring me my chariot of fire!

"If we don't stand up for the extremely powerful when they are guilty of extreme negligence--who knows where it will end? WHO?"

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Saturday, June 19, 2010

"And Then It Rains On Him! HAHAHAHA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bring me my arrows of desire!

Muir does his patented "make something up to make his opponents look ridiculous" and as usual it's such a bizarre misfire it amazes you that he considers this a brilliant move. And let's consider something--we're clearly supposed to see this girl as a plucky heroine, and a symbol of America as a whole. And yet she is LOSING herself a sale--a significant sale that could turn her business around and be used to create more sales. ("Drink at the Lemonade Stand the President Drank At!") Muir, the champion of capitalism--doesn't have the foggiest idea how the market operates.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Showing Concern About Safety! That's Unamerican!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because bring my bow of burning gold.

Assuming this story to be true, Muir apparently thinks that sending out people in the Gulf of Mexico without life jackets would be completely reasonable. I mean--what's the worst that could happen? Aside from falling in, and drowning? Honestly! The government shouldn't be trying to make sure that people are safe!

Which is exactly the sort thinking that resulted in this disaster in the first place, when you get down to it.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

"See Fools! This Is What Your Treachery To Holy Saint Palin Has Got You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and was Jerusalem builded here, among these dark, satanic mills?

Yep. Everyone was in on it! That's why the Repubs lost in '08! That's the only way it could have happened! Obviously!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

"Everyone Knows Our Future Dream Is A Shopping Scheme!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and did the Countenance Divine shine upon our clouded hills?

"I mean--if this disaster proves ANYTHING it's that we need to give the rich and powerful freedom to do whatever they want! That we need to care less about others and more about getting ahead! That freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength!"

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

"It Was Supposed To Be 'Amos And Amy' But That Would Have Invoked Copyright Laws!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and was the holy Lamb of God in England's pleasant pastures seen?

I forgot what a retarded name they gave their webcast.

What? I'm supposed to comment about the rest of this drivel? Okay, fine. I love how Rahm Emmanuel remains determinedly offscreen, like a grown-up in Peanuts. Real... quality work.

Monday, June 14, 2010

"Purge The Decadent!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green?


Muir's in another 'how long can I drag a storyline that isn't working on?' mood. Fun.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

"That Uppity Elitist Lib!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Moses supposes erroneously.

Of course, Muir didn't mind those parties when Bush was throwing them. And he supported--and probably still supports--the policies that resutled in BP's disaster. But then--critical analysis isn't his strong point. Just throwing random criticisms and hoping they stick.

And he's lousy at that, too, when you get down to it.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

...The Horror. The Horror...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we go on.

Muir continues to suffer from the delusion that his stiff, grotesque pinup girls are sexy. And that Damon is charming. And that his strip is good.

Friday, June 11, 2010

"How Dare The Decadent Swine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because East is East, and West is West.

I know. Passing HCR, dealing with winding down two wars--it's like he's not even working at all! And remember, even Liberal Jan thinks this!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Hoo Boy....

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he was some mother's son.

Once again Muir's brainless criticism is rendered even more inept by his ignorance of how the world actually works, and by the fact that he makes his cast a bunch of amoral twits.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

"The World Wants--NAY, NEEDS--My Voice!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because an e for effor.

Ahh, yes. Because clearly the best replacement for a distinguished newswoman is a imbecilic, delusional sociopath.

Who's attatched to a web newscast.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

"Contradict Myself? Nonsense! That'd Mean I Actually Have A Stance!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because why'd you have to leave me there, dangling in my infant air, waiting?

Muir effortlessly switches from "Obama is doing too much/turning us into a dictatorship" to "Obama isn't doing enough/fixing our problems instantly". Largely because he's too stupid to realize that these are contradictory statements...

Monday, June 7, 2010

Offensive In So Many Ways!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Jennifer Gentle, you're a witch.

"Yeah, she's ugly and old! And she fails to see that when Israel kills people, they deserve it. Always! That makes her morally inferior to me, a chickenhawk that's always willing to see the evil brown hordes of Islam shot up!"

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Wimmen! Chocolate! HA!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there's a man with a gun over there....

Yeah. Yeah.


Friday, June 4, 2010

Tepid Disapproval Of Violence=Nazism!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is no audition.

"I mean, Israel clearly has a right to shoot anybody who looks at it crosseyes! And any disagreement on this matter--no, any hint of disagreement on this matter--makes you a Nazi! A NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!"

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Huh Huh! Palestinians Is Stupid!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because word is out all over town!

Doesn't Muir respect China's famous tank protester?

Ahh, but that was different of course. Oh, and love the "Hamas flotilla" line, you vile shitheel.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the world keeps turnin' round.

Yeah. Does Muir realize the BP is running the efforts to kill the well? Largely because they're the guys with the knowhow to handle the situation? And we're discovering that even they aren't that knowledgable?

Of course not, he's an ignorant, arrogant moron who can't be bothered to learn about the things he writes about. But remember, Muir--drill, baby, drill!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

"Always Side With Israel And Its Policy Of Unceasing Agression! That Way You Never Go Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where have you gone, pussy willow that sat on its leaf?

Captain Mitty, Muir's version of himself if he were a supercool soldier guy, states that in support of Israel, we should pretty much shoot first, ask questions later.

He doesn't see the irony in that. But then again, Muir seems to think supporting Israel turning itself into an international pariah proves he's absolutely not a racist...

Monday, May 31, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because plans are nothing--planning is everything.

Muir celebrates Memorial Day by making a racist, sexist crack at Michelle Obama, in part of his ongoing efforts to make folks like me ashamed of being white.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

"Why Doesn't The Government Listen To Sociopathic Drunks Like Myself? Why?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because there is no out--only in!

Muir is certain that any effort by the government to do things is a malign plot to seize power, that Obama is evil, and stupid, and he can be gotten rid of, and that he knows what the hell he's talking about. Also, he knows that his cast--and he as well--have no obligation to do anything.

It's that time again, people.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

"On The Square Planet, We Know That Hatred Is Good, Incompetence Is Never To Blame For Problems, And Alcohol Is Good For You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because FU Dick.

Remember--building a mosque at Ground Zero is letting the terrorists win, because that's what Bin Laden wanted the whole time. And stating the Bush Administration's lengthy pass to BP is responsible for the accident is whining! It's all against what Muir knows to be real patriotism--being a whiny right-wing white guy with a vague grudge against everybody who isn't a whiny right-wing white guy!

Friday, May 28, 2010

"And If I A Conservative Say It About Them, It Must Be True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you might think that--I couldn't possibly comment.

Muir is a supporter of Ayn Rand and Objectivism, the most elitist philosophy in existence that doesn't posit the divine right of kings. However, when attacking liberals, Muir allows himself to be guided by his faux-populism which states that anyone who appears to be smarter than him is a no-good elitist who can't be trusted. These are of course, two contradictory ideas, and you might wonder how Muir squares believing both these things at the same time.

The answer is he doesn't. He just believes that he is a strong-minded individual who helps keep society running--with his little webcomic, of course--and an average Joe beset by evil wealthy liberals that want to enslave him with health care. Believing either one of these things would make Muir a fool. Believing both at the same time makes him a colossal fool.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

'Ha Ha! Let's Kill That Fattie, Al Gore!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Marvin K. Mooney will you please go now!

Yeah. Stay classy, Muir. You brain-dead little putz.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

"And We Do This By Not Supporting Them At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because don't tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

Ahh, the eternal 'liberals are babies! Conservatives are all growed-up' screed. Because everyone knows being an adult means not caring about anybody but you, baby!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Twist And Shout!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a star, a star!

Muir finally notices a disaster--in time to push the Square Planet version of what's happening. A planet where Bobby Jindal is the soul of concerned competent governence.

It's kind of a sad, really.

Monday, May 24, 2010

...Ooooh, Boy...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the street is Pyncheon-street.

Pfft. Regulations! Why can't the government just trust companies to do the right thing? They've shown they're generally trustworthy, right?

And, boy, Latin America, eh?




Sunday, May 23, 2010

The Workers Must Learn To Obey The Masters!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because her eyes are just kept to herself.

Yeah. Believing that you have rights as a worker is so Marxist! And as annoying as Jehovah Witnesses! And Muir is a colossal talent!

Will this picture ever stop being relevant to this strip, I wonder?

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Sometimes, This Strip Reminds Of Beckett. And Not In A Good Way.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because do-do-dio-do.

Ahh. Yes. More breast-feeding fetish. Ha ha. Delightful.

Bears! With! Power! TOOLS!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Ohh, Boy...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey--teacher--leave the kids alone!

Preparing to launch straw man in 5... 4... 3...

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Filler Boy!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's down to me!

Well, I see two cloaked samurai warriors about to square off.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Yep! All A Set Up For A Penis Joke.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hands across the water--WATER--hands across the sky!

Remember--there's never a bad time to bring up Captain Mitty's Mighty Member!

Also, bears. With power tools.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

"One Of These Things Does Not Belong..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're poison running through my veins.

Muir insists the Great Society, a set of programs that reduced poverty, increased medical coverage and improved standards of living in the USA, are cast in the same mode as the Great Leap Forward, a set of totalitarian programs aimed at creating a command economy that resulted in mass starvation and government repression in China. This is easy for him to do, because Muir lacks any genuine political philosophy, and thus can lie--or at the very least, state utter falsehoods--with no misgivings whatsoever. What Muir has instead is a hatred of the left, and a tendency to absorbe talking points. Muir blabs about small government, and yet adores the largest, most wasteful section of it, and would gladly see that section expanding and doing more and more.

And since that section is the one that would actually be used to oppress us if the government actually were to become an authoritarian dictatorship...

Well, it says a lot about his commiment to freedom.

Monday, May 17, 2010

"Oh, Thank God! Something To Be Pissed About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because they left him to die a tramp on the street.

Muir's been kind of at a loss lately. Though he's sailing high on wings of delusion and paranoia, some dim awareness seems to be leaking in that the terrifying Orwellian nightmare he envisioned the Obama presidency as isn't happening. Of course, he can keep himself from actively noticing this, but the fact remains--the storylines he envisioned involving black helicopters have had to wait, and he's had nothing to replace them with but vague unease. And thus, when something he can complain about lumbers into view, even if he has only the vaguest idea of why it offends him--he leaps into action! Yippe-ki-yay!

Oh, and having a Jewish man wanting to unleash a "pogram"? Stay classy, Muir.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Tallking Through Your Ass Is A Sign You're Smart!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the House of the Dead.

Muir continues to flounder around like a head trauma patient, continuing his paranoid conspiracy theories resurrected from the service of John Birch, and continuing to reveal that he knows nothing about politics or economics that isn't assbackwards.

But he thinks he does. That's what makes him dangerous.

Ehh, crap, I'm breaking out the picture again.

What can I say? It's like 'Bears. With power tools.' Only more intelligible.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

"Look At Me! My Life Is Dedicated To Making The World A Little Worse!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sandoz, Sandoz, who taught me love.

While Muir has JUST enough sense to deflate Sam's speech somewhat, he still thinks he's making a great point here. Instead, he shows the nihlistic streak that dominates the modern Right, where the point is about finding solutions, it's about finding excuses to believe smug bullshit, and finding the ways in which you're superior than those stupid, evil lefties. This is Muir's chance to present a compelling argument for his cause--and he produces accusatory, self-righteous drabble. Because, despite what he says--wanting to help improve things is an important first step. Intent DOES matter.

Friday, May 14, 2010

"I Told You Those Things Were Of The Devil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where the hell am I?

Well, for once Skye is not acting like an asshat to the tenth power.

However, the rest of the cast are their usual charming selves.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Yeah, Liberals! Those Superstitious Heathens! Smite Them Palin!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I was half the man I used to be, I'd take a flamethrower to this court!

Aside from the subtle hints that the decades-old coalition between the Christian Right, and the Randian Right is starting to collapse, this one includes the funny sight of Muir insisting that the Left suffers from delusions of oppression.

Muir, a man who's been putting up his delusions of oppression for years now.

Crap, I'll get the picture...

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Technically, I Think It'd Be A Choking Hazard...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I looked, and I saw.

Well, even Muir seems to realize he's got nothin' at the moment.

Also, bears. With power tools.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Again With The Marmots...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because gypsy rover came down from the hills.

You know, I'll ignore another of Muir's typical "oh noes" on behalf of persecuted white guys everywhere to notice--what is it with marmots and sex abuse with this guy? Do they hit off some special bestiality button in his brain? Why MARMOTS?

You know what--forget it. I don't want to know.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Now A Naked Palin Doll On The Other Hand...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because where is my fish?




Sometimes,what Muir chooses to say makes it clear that he really has nothing to say...

Sunday, May 9, 2010

"They Aren't Comic Books! They're Graphic Novels!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because whoa-whoa-whooo!



Jesus, is there any thing that these people don't insist must be cast in light of their political beliefs? It's like reading something by a Bizarro-Marxist.

Which is pretty much the case.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Look For The Union-Bashing Libel...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because eventually, there gets to be a caste system--you're either alive or dead.

Yeah. Unions. Look at how evil they are! The US is so lucky they were never that powerful here! Look at the South, where they never quite took root! A Worker's paradise, where you can work the hours your boss wants, earn the money your boss wants to pay, and enjoy a delightful lack of benefits! Because what benefits the wealthiest people in the country, benefits us all! When they get lots of extra money--they can invest it all in the stock market, cause a bubble, and destroy our economy! It's a win-win-win!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Fight The (Not-White, Not-Rich) Power!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Inspector Hellman.

No, Muir. You're still working for "the Man". Being against the government doesn't make you against "the Man", as "the Man" is a symbol of entrenched establishment power. Which you always support, provided it's bombing the brown people and helping the rich. In fact, the big reason you don't like Obama is he's been elected President--but he's not a member of "the Man" club.

But nevermind all that. You're a rebel. All those billionares say so! And they have lots of money, so they must be right!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Who Speaks For Middle-Aged White Guys? WHO?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because yellow bird, high in banana tree.

Oh, yes. Muir's whiny pity party for white chunkheads like him starts up again. Fun...

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The Mind Reels At The Stupidity...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because better call Saul.

Remember--all these things count as the same thing. And prove that Obama is incompetent.


Yeah. Amazingly, the most successful, highest casualty-producing terrorist attack in American history suggested no such thing about Bush's competence. Even when it was discovered that his adminstration had chosen to more or less ignore the threat Al'Qaeda presented.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Hypocrisy of Stupid.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because on the big things, you're 100%.

Muir apparently doesn't realize that a lot of what kept the government from doing something was BP's foot shuffling and declarations that everything was under control.

But that's what happens when you ignore a story for weeks at a time. To complain about unions.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Cue Laugh Track

It's the Day's Days of Days! Because she's fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor.

Sometimes, this strip is like a lousy syndicated '80s sitcom.

Only with scantily clad women, and a breastfeeding fetish. Can't see the FCC letting them get away with that back then. And more pertinent to the present strip, characters holding the same unnatural pose for several panels.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

"But Don't You See? I Have A Flowchart!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because maybe the Viscount of Sylvania will give you a horse.

Muir, a man who cheerfully ignored the Bush Administration's herculean efforts to do away with that whole 'checks and balances' thing, now is convinced that Obama is plunging us towards TYRANNY! Of course, this involves ignoring events of the last year and four months, but--he has a flowchart! And speculation plus charts trumps reality! Everyone knows that.



We have to keep these people out of power for the next twelve years. By the end of that time, they'll have self-destructed, and we'll be well again. Otherwise--it'll be the Bush administration all over again. Only with us still recovering from the last time.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Was That In The Spirit of Emma Goldman, Or Mikhail Bakunin?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's you and me, baby, that make the world go round.

Skye--her handkerchief magically morphed into the balacava Muir wanted her to be wearing--clearly has no idea what actual anarchism means. While this is completely in "character" with the shrill ignorant "personality" Muir has given her, it is also likely the result of Muir's having no idea himself.

Friday, April 30, 2010

"Yeah! Take That You Commie-Nazi Fuck!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bedknobs and Broomsticks!

Muir's tortured anti-SEIU storyline stumbles around and refuses to leave, like an asshole that's given himself a concussion by drunkenly tripping over the stairs.

And I had more fun coming up with that simile than I had reading the strip. Though I am considering making a comment on the rather perverse nature of Muir's Philosemitism.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Ha Ha! Eat It, Labor!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I have a fever, and the presciption is more cowbell.

Yeah! Your foolish protests for fair wages and fair treatment look vile on tv. As opposed to the patriotic call of the Tea Party to stop trying to fix things, and let some other bastard handle it! America loves ugly old white people with entitlement issues!

Time to break out the picture again, eh?

Wednesday, April 28, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, Rochester!

Yeah, Sharpton is just like the Nazis. Only--not. And unions--organized labor is evil. The lowly need to learn their place! Any effort to change that is the true danger--vile provacateurs who will usher this nation into TYRANNY! And it's all true, because there are connections between these things! OOOOOOOO--OOOOO!


If Muir's side ever wins, expect to see whatever fascist, paramilitary organization springs up to do their bidding hailed as heroes in this... streak of dog piss he calls a comic strip.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Actually, She Really Isn't.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we need more fish!

And so our heroines are prepared for the nefarious demands of organized labor, the greatest threat to national prosperity after President Blacula.

Also, that's clearly a handkerchief, not a balaclava.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Yeah. Feminist. Yeah.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the catcher in the rye.

You know, this.. "feminist" "protest"--oh, I'm gonna be needing a lot of quotation marks for this one--reminds me of remarks by a certain American minister...

"I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the finger in their face and say you helped this happen."

Of course, Muir wasn't "writing" this "comic strip" when those remarks were made, so it would be unfair of me to take him to task for ignoring them while focusing on these. Just as it is distinctly unfair of Muir to pretend that comments like this are a unique province of Muslim clerics, and not the property of reactionary zealots of all faiths and all nations.

Still--no union story today. But I live in fear of tomorrow.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

America... FUCK YEAH!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because chawing chewing gum.

Muir, in what he thinks is a great show of support to South Park--which was censored by the corporation that distributes the show, by the way--goes on an ill-informed tirade against Islam. Enjoy Muir's lovable screaming at the mote in his brother's eye and ignoring of the stick sticking out of his own. Or don't.

Hey, at least it isn't that fucking Union storyline. But, hey, tomorrow is another day.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

"A Merger Of State And Corporate Power.."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when we get to Siberia!

And Muir continues to channel the pre-war Fascists, all the while not realizing he's doing it.

I'm starting to wonder how long this "storyline" can drag on.

Probably quite long. *sighs*

Friday, April 23, 2010

When All You Are Is An Asshole, You Start Thinking Everyone Else Is Shit.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Elvis has left the building.

Imagine you were a violent, sociopathic fuckwit, with narcisstic delusions of grandeur, and a deeply held resentment for anybody who called you on it. To keep that monumental ego of yours afloat, you'd have to tell yourself everyone else is like that to.

Which is why Chris 'How Dare You Call Me A Fascist, You Impure Swine' Muir has to potray the SEIU as the fucking Black Star. The whiny, cowardly asshole.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

"Those Wacky Liberals! Trying To Insist People Be Allowed Dignity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you have to fight for your right to party.

You'd think Muir would like this, what with the breastfeeding fetish. And then you remember that this would keep him from ogling freely, and everything makes sense.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

"What Do We Have In Common With The Militia Movement That Helped Produce McVeigh? Aside From Almost Everything?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Vitajex--what you do to me!

Ahh, there's some Clinton bashing. Muir's missed that of late. And remember, even Liberal Jan agrees Hillary hurt feminism--and Bill was outta line!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Yep! Unions Are Like Nazis! And Racists!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because when John Henry was a little baby, sitting on his mama's knee...

The SEIU--a union filled with minorities--is portrayed as racist thugs by Muir. Who like most of the Right Wing doesn't realize that the Nazis cracked down on unions. But remember he has an incident that proves they're racist. If you ignore the black SEIU member who had to get treatment for a dislocated shoulder.

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Bug On The Leaf.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I hear a low faint voice that says "Mama and Papa dead," and it comes from the poor orphan child, who must be clothed and fed.

It's amazing the resentment Muir shows for organized labor, when you consider that he has almost certainly never had to actually deal with it. Here SEIU is treated as a crime syndicate. Muir and his fellow Teabaggers remind me of Ebenezer Scrooge, of whom it was said that he was a bug on the leaf, begrudging the other bugs starving on the ground.

The big difference is, Muir and his cronies want to burn the leaf their on, so that those uppity ground bugs can't get on it. They think this is a brilliant plan.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

"Because 'American' Means 'White Blowhard'!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he'll be coming--round the mountain!

See, it's liberals fault, for not realizing that the white guys should run things, and making woman and minorities think they had a say was a mistake, and they're all a bunch of hystercal wussy babies, and they want OUR MONEY.

At least, I think. Times like this I ask--is Muir on something? And if he isn't--should he be?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Someone's Living In The Last Days Of Weimar...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because... HEE HEE HEE! I'm sorry, but--how could they think those were good lyrics?

And now we see that Damon's asshattery was to set the stage for an anti-union story. Remember folks--labor is the dependent child of its employers, who know what's best for all concerned. When labor begins to try and change this harmonious relationship, the result is SOCIAL CHAOS! And EVIL!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Ahh. Nice.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I know I--hee hee hee! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

So, Muir's "government is evil because it doesn't let me and mine do what we like all the time" theme meets his "Damon is lovable because he's a creepy sexist jerk" theme.


Thursday, April 15, 2010

"We've Got A Black Friend! That Proves We're Not Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I know I must do what's right, just--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry! Sorry!

Yep. That trumps all the Birthers. And the racist signs. And the people yelling 'Nigger'. The fact that you can find a black person willing to run under your reactionary pseudopatriotic banner. Yep.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

"Ahh, Take That, You Liberal Wealth-Sharing Fat Cats!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I know I must do what's right just as sure as Kil--Kilima--Kil--hee hee hee. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cut! Cut!

Muir continues to babble his incoherant talking points, as usual mangling a story that he heard on Fox News to present another window in the world full of crazy that the Right is living in these days.

Shit, I should just set this up as my background, shouldn't I?

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

"Expecting Us To--Interact With Society And Not Doing Everything WE Want!!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I know I must do what's right just as sure as Kilimanja--heeheehee. HA HA HA HA! I'm sorry. I just couldn't get that one down. Let's just move on.

I'll assume that as Sam hasn't done her taxes, she hasn't realized she got a cut. I'll also assume that she's too self-absorbed to realize that paying taxes are a social obligation for, say, living in a nation where rival warlords can't storm your town, shoot your husband, and declare you a concubine. Or a place with a decent interstate highway system at the least. But hey! How dare those Dems pass Health Care Reform! The Teabaggers told them not to! But they did what that great liberal socialist Edward Burke said, and voted with their consciences instead of their constituents! The nerve!

Monday, April 12, 2010

I Mean--Aside From The Guys Who Were Going To Kill People. But They Don't Count.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Earth below us, drifting, falling.

Wow. It's a compendium of Right Wing FAIL. Even Liberal Jan recognizes Obama's tyranny and remember the Teabaggers are Real True Americans, and all reports of violence are overrated, and...

Crap, I'm just going to show the picture again. Okay?

Yeah. Really says it all, doesn't it?