Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Try The Veal.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweet potato pie.

As we sit to enjoy the sheer awfulness of these people, and their terrible sitcom style humor, I feel obligated to note that the bubble around Muir seems extra-thick these days.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

"Why Can't All Men Be Like Your Awful Pig Of A Husband?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Heart of a Dog.

And now that she's joined the hivemind, Skye has joined in the shared delusion that everywhere outside the compound is a leftist hell on earth, where the forces of Righteous Reaction are in permanent retreat.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Apparently, Muir's Been Watching The 'Fifty Shades' Movies...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how far can sailors fly?

The real creepy thing is how small a change it is from Muir's usual ick.  Step by step, he gets worse.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Creepiness Factor Up Ten.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alexandros.

For maximum creepiness, remember that these two are more or less gender-swapped versions of each other, with Sam's only unique traits being the fact that she is extra-obnoxious.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Nudity. Clearly The Most Important Thing Happening Right Now.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spinach.

As usual, saying Muir has lost the plot implies he had it at one point. Still, this seems incoherent even for him.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

"Embrace The Hivemind!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because despacito.

In a way, Muir's destruction of any and all straw left-wing cast members' political philosophies are another demonstration of how much he's curling into a ball these days...

Friday, May 19, 2017

And Then Things Got Really Weird...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant stepladder.

Muir seems to be hitting a new low on non-political cartoons.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Monday, May 15, 2017

"This Is Exactly What This Is Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because plain to see again.

I see Muir imagines that Bannon would naturally support this course of action.

Guns And Girls And Girls And Guns!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hello, it's me again.

...

This strip is now more absurd than a Samuel Becket play.

Only, without trying to be.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

"Every Russian Obsesses About Communism, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Chapelle Show.

Muir is like a black hole of ignorance, where every erroneous assumption just feeds on the next, leading to strips like this.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Man Who Lives In Glass House Throws Stone.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because checkout.

Muir accuses others of laziness and inefficiency in a strip where he recycles a lousy panel from the previous strip.

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

"Clearly, Comey Was A Member Of The Conspiracy! Now--More Bad Cheesecake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because buzzsaw.

I'd focus on Muir's confused response to what could prove a constitutional crisis, but honestly, the fact that Sam apparently has now bones in that third panel prevents that.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

"Doubtless, The Sinister Conspiracy Backs Him Even Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bill Finger.

Astonishing that Muir's present politics would make past him an evil puppet of the corrupt state.

But doubtless, he doesn't think about that.

Monday, May 8, 2017

"Why Don't They Realize That Racism Is The Finest, Best Thing In The World?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the party won't stop.

It's kind of funny, Fox dealing with its most chronic viewers leaving because they need to up their crazy dosage while simultaneously watching the station's own diseased sexual culture blow up on them...

But then, Trump is still President.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

"You Are Totally Racist Against White Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Lost City of Z.

So how exactly does an age where white guys held supreme power of life over death in most of Europe resemble Muir's imagined genocide?

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Bad Cheesecake Art! More Bad Cheesecake Art! Oh, So Much Bad Cheesecake Art!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how can we dance when our world keeps turning?

...I hope for their sakes they are better brewers than Muir is an artist.

Friday, May 5, 2017

Well, That Was A Short Honeymoon.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elastic.

I'd feel sorry for Muir, but then I'd remember he's mourning the fact that things aren't more racist and awful.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

"Filthy Traitors! We Will Soon Purge The Unworthy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do not touch the copier.

The list of people who are not Muir's subversive, all-powerful "them" gets ever shorter.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

"Damn You, Reality! How Dare You Disappoint Me Once Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 'Snuffles' was my slave name.

Where is your God-Emperor now, Muir?

Well, as the circular firing squads form anew, let's be thankful that the self-proclaimed followers of "common sense" in budgets haven't won yet, so they won't crush the poor to save us all by destroying the economy.

Because government budgets do not resemble household budgets.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017