Thursday, March 31, 2022

Huh. Would You Look At That.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Showtime.

So the very next day after I comment on it, Muir indulges in more sucking up to a foreign dictator.

Yep, this is him now.

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

The Sinister Oriental Hordes Shall Destroy Their Inferior Weakness!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because everybody must get stoned.

The fascinating thing about this is we've just witnessed Muir demonstrating it's all projection. Saw him abase himself before a foreign dictatorship. But he thinks we haven't. He thinks he's the earnest patriot.

It's sad. But also vile.

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

The UN's Sinister PEDOELITE!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because  the undercover cop never liked the Monkey Man.

So, not only does Muir misinterpret that piece for something a bit more fascist adjacent, he indulges in more of his wanton accusations of pedophilia.

Guess it is Tuesday.

Monday, March 28, 2022

They Plot Against The Herrenvolk!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Allan Quartermain.

I get the impression one reason Muir hates the war in Ukraine is it "distracts" from things like this.

By being... you know, actually important.

Sunday, March 27, 2022

Muir Knows That The Herrenvolk Will Come Through.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Billion Dollar Brain.

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It's been kind of bleakly fascinating, watching Muir say things like this while apparently imagining he's still the same patriot he always was.

Saturday, March 26, 2022

Muir's Everchanging List Of Heresy And Heretics.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because these badlands start treating us good.

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I'd never thought I'd watch Muir attacking Lindsey Graham and Sean Hannity over not backing Putin.  Attacking them, sure, but over this? Nope, never occurred to me.

He has had such a strange journey hasn't he?

Friday, March 25, 2022

Muir Is An American Patriot In The Fritz Kuhn Sort Of Way.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because rhino horn.

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Watching Muir twist himself into backing Putin even as the Russo-Ukrainian War turns from 'self-inflicted black eye' to 'self-inflicted major wound' is pretty illustrative. I'm pretty sure most members of the German-American Bund were insisting that they were the real patriots in a similar manner.

Thursday, March 24, 2022

Muir Brags That His Imaginary Wife Is Still Hot.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse?

I'll give Muir this--what he's written here is quite sad.

Just not the way he's imagined.

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Oh. This Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Druk.

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Watching Muir fail at cheesecake and gender politics simultaneously.

Once again.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

This Is The Manly Way!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Trinity is still my name.

As unpleasant as all this is, and as clear a display of Muir's toxic masculinity, at least he's not talking about the real world.

Saturday, March 19, 2022

Also, Have You Heard About Chemtrails?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Hank Aaron.

Throwing around spurious pedophilia charges in the storyline involving the kids you aged up so you and the audience could gawk at them is a look.

Thursday, March 17, 2022

So Many Issues.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because prairie oyster.

Because of course she hasn't had sex, being Captain Mitty's daughter, not his girlfriend/wife.

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

How Manly Men Be Fathers!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Terrence Hill and Bud Spencer.

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Times like this, you think how fortunate is that Muir hasn't had any kids.

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

So Much Toxicity On Display.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a room with a moose.

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It says something that it's a relief that Muir has returned to this level of disease, instead of plumbing his new depths.

Monday, March 14, 2022

Ahh, Sitcom From Hell.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Enter the Florpus.

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Yeah. I really hate how the age retcom has... opened the "humor" up around the kids.

Still he's not making jokes about the war right now.

Saturday, March 12, 2022

Their Suffering Doesn't Fit Muir's Worldview, So It Is Imaginary.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Iggy's gone.

So, Muir sneers at a war and then comes up with the latest crazy Biden theory. Not much, so I expect the really crazy stuff tomorrow.

Friday, March 11, 2022

"To Understand My Insane Theories, You Need A High IQ!"

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Solar Pons.

So Muir's opponents are all gullible and hysterical because they worry about... things that actually happen. And he is strong-willed and clever because he... doesn't. 

Won't lie, it's always funny where Muir's version of his opponents is pretty much 'him, but with opposing political beliefs'.

Thursday, March 10, 2022

Muir Would Have Been A Silver Shirt, In The 1940s.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Harry Palmer.

Two weeks. That's how long it took Muir to shift from at least formally supporting Ukraine to tacitly backing a fascistic state invading another nation. This is a fine demonstration of a lot of things--Muir's growing fascism, the utter malleability and gullibility he demonstrates while egotistically declaring himself a clear-sighted man with a will of iron--but there's something new. Muir has shifted to de facto supporting Russia well after the invasion shifted to an embarrassing debacle on top of the horrifying crime.

It somehow is so him.

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

The Important Thing In This Time Of Trouble, Is To Know All Of Muir's Crazyass Conspiracies Are True.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Man Orbits Earth.

Russian Guyovitch is pretty big proof that Muir will not only ruin any character given time, but having ruined them, he will ruin them further.

Tuesday, March 8, 2022

...A Whole Lotta Awful.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because coffee and cognac.

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Wow. About the only good thing you can say about this is it isn't Muir's worst treatment of the Russo-Ukraine war.

Monday, March 7, 2022

Real Men Are Redneck Assholes.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because end transmission.

I was thinking about commenting about Muir once again showing his brittle toxic masculinity, but watching the howler monkey face spread to the next generation struck me as more noteworthy.

Sunday, March 6, 2022

Her Flagrant Assholishness Is How You Know She's Right.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because woo.

You know, it's always funny when Muir's leftist strawmen... say nothing irrational or wrong while the cast are vile assholes, and then the strip declares victory. Especially this one, where Sam is going full Karen, and demonstrating her own cultish mindset.

Friday, March 4, 2022

Thursday, March 3, 2022

Again With The Effin' Robot Sex Jokes.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Silver Streak.

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I do not fucking get how Muir imagines this appeals to anyone. I mean, aside from the fans be willing to applaud anything he vomits up.

Wednesday, March 2, 2022

Muir Knows It Has Things Like Baby Eating In It!

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because inka dinka dinka doo.

Sometimes I think Muir is one of the only right-wingers to regularly dwell on the idea of Alinksy being the great leftist Satan these days. Largely because the idea got stuck in his head and every now and then he tosses it out again.

Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Going Through So Many Looking Glasses, It Winds Up In The Hospital For Blood Loss.

 It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you normally wear a fake mustache?

You know, it says something that Muir managed to come up with a worse spin on the Ukrainian War then his initial one. Muir's adopted what I like to call the "ultracrank" take on the conflict, which is the property of those reactionaries whose Russophobia is so intense they're certain Putin is a communist. Somehow, this is all some massive leftist conspiracy. In Muir's case, his love of quasi-Gnostic "truths" leads him to denigrate the Ukrainians' efforts to defend their state while imagining he's on their side.

The sad, narcissistic sack of shit.