Sunday, March 31, 2019

"This Is All True! Some Guy Online Said It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because educated fools from uneducated schools.

It's kind of amusing that Muir's hatred for Paul Ryan continues well after the man's shuffling off to the margins of politics.

Well, there has to be something to laugh at in all that crazy.

Saturday, March 30, 2019

"Clearly, She Wants Me Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's an eminence front, an eminence front, it's a put-on.

You know, Muir's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is probably the weakest, most boring caricature yet--which is saying something--as he seems to be basing her even less on the real person than any other Democrat.

Friday, March 29, 2019

Muahahahaha!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Martin Fierro.

Good to see Muir has exactly one damn Pelosi stock picture that he will use endlessly.

Well, okay, 'good' isn't quite the word I should be using.

Thursday, March 28, 2019

"They Plot Against Our Savior!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because English Penny Black.

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Well, nice to see that the Elders of Zion have gotten more inclusive in this new century.

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I mean it.  He's pretty much repackaging that old nonsense in all its incoherent... glory with this strip.

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

"Truly, They Plan A WHITE GENOCIDE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Memoirs of US Grant.

It's funny how Muir can sound like a Nazi while depicting himself as the prospective victim of Nazis.

In a sad, pathetic way.

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

"I Mean, When Has The Constitution Ever Changed?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because open up your heart, let's come together.

So, apparently Muir wants us to go back to the VP being the runner-up for the presidency.

Or does he not realize that's how the system originally worked?

Monday, March 25, 2019

"Yeah, They Are Assuredly Doomed In The Near Future! Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cheap Trick says good night.

So, the electoral college is now in the list of things that must be defended.

Well, glad to see Muir continues to hate democracy in general while imagining he loves it.

Sunday, March 24, 2019

"Ha! Stupid Liberals! Setting Themselves Up For Their Inevitable Destruction!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sandpaper.

Most of the Left see equality and rights as something where helping others helps ourselves.  The Right sees it as privileges existing in a zero-sum game, and thus view the Left as fools who are raising up their inevitable supplanters. 

That this belief makes them easy marks for authoritarians and wanna-be dictators doesn't quite register.

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Friday, March 22, 2019

"And Look At The Wondrous Racist Compound He Has Built!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sawdust.

Yes, all civilization, like Egypt, and Mesopotamia, and China, and India, and Mesoamerica...

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You know on reflection, white guys have a pretty lousy record at building civilization.

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Indoctrination. It's A Good Thing.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fence post.

As we consider the fate of the the hellspawn, being indoctrinated into compound life, let's move on to consider that Muir has once again realized he needs an excuse for why Skye is living there.

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

"And Don't Get Me Started On The Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because out here in the fields.

In a good example of the ignorance Muir is showing, a sura (or as it is more often rendered these days surah) is a chapter in the Quran.

There are... significantly more than 12 of them.


Tuesday, March 19, 2019

"I Hear You're A Racist Now, Father Zed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moonlight sonata.

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Well, I was wondering when Muir was going to comment on the shootings..

And what rationalization he was going to use, and I'll be honest, he surprised me here, because he didn't use any.  Just straight up celebrating the deaths of innocents, including women and children.

Monday, March 18, 2019

"And We Could Devour The Flesh Of Our Neighbors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hey, Fernando.

At this point, we can be sure that Muir hasn't read the Green New Deal, he's only read angry cranks denouncing pretend versions of it.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

"And Then Came Washington's Dino Calvary!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Salome and the Dance of a Thousand Veils.

You know, rather than dwelling on the fact that Muir doesn't get history and his politics are abysmal, I think I'll point out that as Muir's politics have drifted rightwards into naked white supremacism, Jan and Damon have faded as characters while Zed and Sam have grown evermore prominent. 

For reasons that are obvious, when you think about it.

Saturday, March 16, 2019

First, They Came For Our Family Values!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because think of the buffalo.

He writes this the day after a white supremacist shoots up mosques in New Zealand. 

If there is an afterlife, Muir's hell will involve nothing more or less than seeing himself as he really was.

Friday, March 15, 2019

It's Clear The Tsar Would Never Let This Happen If He Knew!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Superman March.

Sure, Muir.  Sure.  It's just Mitch making the bad stuff happen.  Trump... Trump is a good guy who is on your side.

Sure.

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

"Just Kill Them All! You Can Do That, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Stainless Steel Rat.

And there's more of Muir's vaunted respect for law and order.  Because, clearly, it doesn't count when the other side can use it.

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

"Having To Treat Others With Respect Is Oppressive To White Men!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Hellfire Club.

It's astonishing how little it gets Muir to whine about the unfairness of it all.

Okay, not so much "astonishing" as "utterly predictable" at this point, but the scope does get you from time to time.

Monday, March 11, 2019

Sunday, March 10, 2019

"Those Sinister Traitors! Aligning With... MEXICO!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Godfather cocktail.

The way Muir writes it, you'd think Mexico was an enemy, instead of a trading partner.

But then, when you're a bigot allied with traitors, you have to tell yourself a lot of things, to keep the lie afloat.

Saturday, March 9, 2019

"Truly We Must Purge Our Land Of The Foreign Menace And Internal Dissidents!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ram a-Lam Ding Dong.

Muir's imagined Texas is filled with more hims.  Which doesn't resemble real Texas as much as he thinks, but there you go.

Friday, March 8, 2019

Thursday, March 7, 2019

"The Only Possible Way For Them To Win Is Evil Brainwashing! I Read It Online!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Bobby Fuller Four.

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You know, as Muir has been leaning into the wish fulfillment and projection, let's focus on the fact that this little... storyline really demonstrates that he has only a few Trump drawings.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

"Ha-Ha-Ha! She's Hideous! Really! I'm Not Just Randomly Spewing Shit!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Paperback Writer.

And moving on from Muir's sexist shit about AOC--though I will note we now see what happens when Muir has to write an attractive woman whose politics he can't change because he created her--let's note that Muir is creating a fantasy where he can just eliminate all these pesky Democrats by magic, because they can't be real Muricans.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Monday, March 4, 2019

"This Would Be A Brilliant Ploy Certain To Work!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'd rather be with you.

Man, the combination of so many of Muir's idiotic fallacies and myths in one strip.  It's almost peak him.

Except of course, there is no peak Muir.  He just hits a new level and keeps going.  So more peak 2019 Muir.

Saturday, March 2, 2019

Enjoy Joke Consumers!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because across the stratosphere.

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I'm expecting a lot of crazy denial tomorrow, because that's what these long intervals of not-humor tend to lead to.

Friday, March 1, 2019

"Thank God We Can Always Flee To South America!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Shondells.

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I feel obligated to note that Muir does not actually live in Texas, and so far as I can tell, has never done so.