Monday, December 31, 2018

Sunday, December 30, 2018

"This Is Exactly What Bakers Must Deal With From Degenerate Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 'who robbed the miners?' cry the grim bells of Blaina.

So, Sam assaults her customer after not fulfilling her order, all in the name of Muir's charity-free "Christianity".

Right-wingers don't actually like capitalism, they like "anti-communism", and they don't like "rule of law", they like a "strong-arm state" pointed at everyone else.

Saturday, December 29, 2018

"Those Fools! Do They Not Know The Leader's Great Plan Will Crush Their Attack On Calais!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because move on up.


Yes, Muir, the savviest Democratic Party Leader in the House is an idiot, and Trump WON the last shutdown, and will win this one, for your foes are stupid, and weak, and traitors.

Let's see if I can find that clip...

Friday, December 28, 2018

"Remain Calm! All Is Well!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because OOOOOOklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.

Is Muir on some level, even as he rants about the Deep State and evil conspiracies, admitting that Trump is... kinda dumb?

That's the problem of course. Figuring out what Muir feels about Trump is difficult, because he is so invested in the Trump Presidency that these moments of ambiguous admission tend to be followed by loud declarations of loyalty.  It's hard to be sure how deep the uncertainty is under it all.

Thursday, December 27, 2018

"Rule Of Law Is A Socialist Plot! All Hail The Fuehrer Principle!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'd rather be with you.

Yeah, clearly that's why the Trump Foundation dissolved itself.  Evil Stalinist Attorney Generals.  For the Leader is always innocent, any evidence is clearly fake, and righteousness is ever on his side.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

"How Dare People Object To His Racist BS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because don't worry--if there's hell below, we're all going to go.

The comment may be objectionable.  Koflage's injuries may be severe.  But that doesn't stop him from being a racist con-man.  Because disabling war wounds don't make people saints.  It just makes them people with disabling war wounds.

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

It's A Cthulhu Christmas!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Riki Tiki Tavi mongoose is gone.


By the ever-loving God.

Monday, December 24, 2018

"This Would Be Heart-Warming, If Our Faces Weren't Melting."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because behind the boathouse, I'll show you my dark secret.

The continued belief that Sam isn't the more awful of the two siblings remains wince-inducing.

Still, he's not talking about the shutdown.  Yet.

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Jack Daniels Takes Another Writing Credit.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because they'll never get old and gray.




I mean, the bit where Muir has missed the point of Star Trek VI is the most coherent part of this strip.

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Thursday, December 20, 2018

"Hey, If It Reaffirms My Misogyny And Racism, It Has To Be Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boulder.

I'm half expecting Captain Mitty to start declaring "Hitler!  Mussolini! Those were the men!"

And now I want to watch Beat the Devil again.  Actually, people, I recommend you all do that.  Great film.

Much better than this shit.

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Monday, December 17, 2018

"Everything That Could Possibly Effect Me Is Tyranny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hummingbird.

Honestly as, again, a racist militia with ties to a wealthy foreigner, you'd think Captain Mitty and company would have other things to worry about.

Especially as this law passed in Florida, not Tex--oh, that's right. Muir lives in Florida.

Sunday, December 16, 2018

"We're Totally Like The Founding Fathers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because egg nog.

So, yet another tortured historical analogy that involves Muir and his fellows claiming to be the heirs to the patriots, and ignoring the various people they actually resemble.  Like the Confederates. Or America First.

You know--traitorous scum.

Saturday, December 15, 2018

"Youse Guys Is Totally Da Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I got a picture of you.

The Nazis were of course, so fond of gun control that Allied Command had to institute a gun buyback during the Occupation, and found themselves regularly amazed at what the Third Reich had let its citizens keep as personal arms.

Friday, December 14, 2018

"They Are Coming For Our Guns, The Illegals Are Coming, And The News Is All Liars!" Take Infinity

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm just mad about Saffron.

I suspect this present mania for double-sized weekly strips will pass soon as it has in the past--Muir is wearing out his limited repertoire putting them out.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

"Ha Ha! Death Copters Are Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because mmm-hmmm-hmmm.

At this point, Muir's antifa goons are resembling the mooks in a bad '90s sidescroller arcade game in their stupid determination to attack.

Only less effective.

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

"Yes, Satan Has Already Sent Us Souls Of The Slain To Sustain Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because as we look out on Saint Dominic's Preview.

I'm trying to figure out which of these three things are worse--Damon's insufferable shitheelery, the image of Jan's continued subjection to the hivemind, or the dead faces of the twins.

It's a tight contest.

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

"Ha HA! Ted Kennedy KILLED SOMEONE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Willy Wonka can.

My conviction that Ted felt Mary Jo Kopechne's death more deeply than the average right-winger who brings it up only grows with time.

And lousy tasteless jokes about it.

Sunday, December 9, 2018

"You Are All Against The Sheer Awesomeness Of Trump!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billy Wilder.

So a lame Clinton joke that's twenty years too late, and reminder that Muir definitely doesn't read the New York Times.

Dull Sunday.  My conviction that Muir is tired only grows.

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Meanwhile, In The Democratic Conspiracy's Secret HQ On MARS!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the minute you let her under your skin, then you begin to make it BETTER.


The 'No More Trotskyites' label looks ever more accurate.

Friday, December 7, 2018

"It's All YOUR Fault! And Also The Nefarious Democrats!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Esther Williams.

And so Muir blames everyone but Trump for the Republicans' epic defeat in the House, WHILE insisting that it is of course all the result of cheating.  Because Trump can't be unpopular.  He can't.  Muir likes him, and he knows he's the sanest man he knows.

Thursday, December 6, 2018

"He Is So Bwave And Wugged!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because uranium company.

And so Muir lifts his battered standard to the sky once again after giving himself a pep talk that he pretended was directed at his latest mancrush.  True, it was a stunning demonstration of Muir's ongoing moral and intellectual degeneration from what was not exactly a great starting point to begin with.  And true, it was clear throughout that Muir was not quite buying it the way he had been, and that pure and perfect faith he had in Trump is gone.  But that doesn't matter for Muir, who by this time is old hat at getting by on sham faith and telling himself it's the real deal.  True, conning yourself makes you more likely to be conned by others, but he's used to that.  Just as he's used to calling vices virtues and virtues vices.  Because that's the thing about this philosophy--it's a black hole and you just get worse, and worse and worse.

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

"I Mean, They Keep Saying That Vigilante Justice Against Brown People Is ILLEGAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mellotron.

Remember, it's completely unfair that Muir can't go around doing what NEEDS to be done, and that proves he's oppressed, and a victim of the sinister ELITE.

So, basically, Muir's ongoing shift to out and out fascism continues unabated.

Monday, December 3, 2018

"No Fatherland Without You, Donald!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm frightened for your children, that the life that our living is in vain, and the sunshine we've been waiting for will turn to rain.

And Muir's great display of phony patriotism reaches the consummation we've been waiting for--in calls for the Donald to start a constitutional crisis and an actual move towards dictatorship.

Murica ain't America.  It just thinks it is.

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Saturday, December 1, 2018

"Them Migrants Takin' Our Precious Oxygen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jeanie needs a shooter.


It really is astonishing how quickly the compound went back to being "the besieged last outpost of the West" when you think about it.  A few months after Trump's win, and they were already quaking in fear over the dusky hordes once again.