Tuesday, August 31, 2010

"Disagreeing With Us Is Morally Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because how-de-ho!

"I mean, if he'd only started an illegal war and instituted torture, he'd be fine! But performing actions that benefit society at large? Propping up the economy? Coming in favor of freedom of religion? COME ON!

"See, you libs don't get the Constitution. You keep insisting on reading what it says. But that's crazy. If you read it carefully, you realize that the Founding Fathers want a Plutocratic, Corparist society where the priviledged rule do to their greater ability, and the average citizen does what they're told, as they know the elite have their best interests in heart, as elite are so very rich! And to assure that the nation is secure, diversity in religion and race are kept to a minimum, while the public moral is kept pure! They just had to be careful about putting it in there, as it would have blow the world's mind!"

Monday, August 30, 2010

"Jeebus Will Save Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the white zone is for loading and unloading only.

Right. The nation which included numerous Deiists among its Founding Fathers, and laws against setting up a state church was founded on 'Judeo-Christian' principles. Never mind that 'Judeo-Christian' values is a weasel word invented by what I like to call "Jeebus worshippers" so that nobody can accuse them of being antisemitic. Also never mind the fact that Jeebus worshipers have created a Christ who bears only a slight resemblence to Jesus of Nazarath, and seems to say the exact opposite of what he said about humlity, public displays of piety, wealth, and the faith's role in society. No, they are the Real True Christians, who know that they are under hideous assault if they aren't running everything and are forced to take care of dirty poor people.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Soy Lattes Make You Weak.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because instant karma's gonna get you.



That was almost clever. And yet, in reaching forth and failing to grasp cleverness, it becomes even more unbearably stupid.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Bigot FAIL

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because oh, what a beautiful morning.

Ah, nothing like the whining and lies of the white shithead. "Youse is the real racists!" No, Muir, we aren't. It's you. That's why you keep calling the Cordova center a mosque, insisting it's on Ground Zero, and believing that this is illegal and intolerant, despite the fact that--no, this is pretty much what the First Amendment is for. Because you're a pathetic, deluded bigot who draws a black sockpuppet to convince himself he's not racist.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

New "Character" Time!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ave ave.

Oh, Muir's trying to branch out his ridiculously tiny cast. How cute. Of course, as he lacks the talent to create distinctive characters, this will probably be another smug jackass, but hey... it's nice to see him try every now and then...

Monday, August 23, 2010

Ahh. Straw Feminism. Nice.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because funeral for a friend.

Yeah. Muir really does seem to have crawled out the dumpster of the past after a nice roll around in the less pleasant aspects of the 50s...

Sunday, August 22, 2010

"It's NEVER Our Fault! NEVER!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Japanese equivalent for hear, hear, hear!

"Wese is the responsible ones! Youse is the bad ones! The city was on fire when we got here! Everything just got worse when you got in charge! And that's why we need to put dynamite in the gas tank! NOW!"

Saturday, August 21, 2010

"What A Clown! Insisting That The First Amendment Matters!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what a glorious moment!

Obama's actions on the Cordova Center--the not mosque that is not on Ground Zero--confuse Muir. Like most modern right-wingers, Muir is a hypocritical coward, a man who hides his utter lack of morality behind a sanctimonious facade of cheap patriotism, and self-righteous sentiment. When Muir takes a stand on an unpopular opinion, it's in support of an illegal war that will kill hundreds of thousands of young people so that he can feel better. Standing up for an actual principle makes no sense at all.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Yeah, Muir, Reality Just Called...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because doom doom doom.

Muir mocks liberals for their "stupid views", while demonstrating that he has no idea about what he's talking about and possesses incredibly stupid views.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

"The Cowardice--To Support The Constitution!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Matterhorn!




What the HELL? Does Muir actually think he--made a coherant point with that gobbledygook? All I got is "Wese is the brave kids! So Mommy should give us hugs and tuck us in at night!" And that was carefully hidden in the background...

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

It's Not Even A Mosque!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Roxanna!

'How dare you say we're being intolerant! Not giving into our illegal demands is the REAL intolerance!"

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

"Captain Mitty Is So Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because here I am! Rock you like a hurricane!

Yeah. More ego inflation for Muir's author surrogate. Woo.

And does he realize that saying is Persian in origin?

Monday, August 16, 2010

Fuck You, EPA!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because freight train.

Yeah. Caring about bugs. What bozos!

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Saturday, August 14, 2010

"Yep! Racism! Don't Mean A Thing No More!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mango.

Yeah, Muir. You keep telling yourself that. You tell yourself that the reason people call you a racist isn't because you're a sad sack of shit drawing racist sock puppets, and racist caricatures while spending his time mourning 'the good old days' when people knew their place and nobody tried to deny how spectacular and extra-special white guys are. You keep telling yourself that. It still won't be true.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Oh, Boy. What Fun.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because evil is like a tree.

The funny thing is, that drawing emphasizes the fact that Muir's women all look alike.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

"People Think We're Crazy... LOOK! Half-Naked Chick!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because soft sell.

Every now and then, a tiny glimmer of light shimmers in Muir's fevered dreamworld. He snuffs it out with his sad attempts at softcore.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

"Ah HA! Proof Of The Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the bells.

Yeah. It's not like bloggers might have--say, a bloated conception of their own importance...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Those Nazi-Commie-Aristocrats!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ye gates!

Yep! This is a big deal! Michelle Obama--acting like every First Lady ever--IS JUST LIKE MARIE ANTOINETTE! As Muir has told us umpteen time!

Monday, August 9, 2010

Every See A Man In His Fifties Play With Barbie Dolls?

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that hoodoo that you do so well.

Yeah, we get it Muir. Libertarians are sex machines. Because your fake libertarians are.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

"If Only They'd Realized That Sociopathy Is A Sign Of Strength!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because what you sow going to make you weep.

You see! My men from the future know that the RIGHT are the ones who are stopping racism! And that the belief in community will destroy you! Isn't that amazing?

Saturday, August 7, 2010

"We're Going To Isolate Them So They Grow Up To Be As Vile As Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because get a long little doggy. Buy a daschund.

Yeah. The problem with Muir's straw liberals is they don't even resemble people, much less left-wingers.

Friday, August 6, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because let's twist again!

Yeah. The modern Right. Paranoid about forty year old articles, which they see as active conspiracies, and convinced that the government shouldn't do anything about 'those people', at least anything that doesn't involve putting them in prison.

All wrapped up in a cheerfully sexist label. Fun.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

"We Could Call It--The American Party!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because mamas don't let your boys grow up to be cowboys.

Are they going to start wearing silver shirts soon?

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

"An Autocracy! Just Like The House!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because now you are grown.

The 17th Amendment allows for the direct election of Senators, instead of allowing the state legislatures to elect them. Aside from the 'direct democracy' issue, the fact was when the state legislatures elected them, party politics made the process distinctly horrible and inefficient. In fact, it wasn't uncommon for a state to go without a Senator for a while because the legislature wouldn't decide.

So how does this make the Senate an Autocracy? Well, you can ask Muir, and he would no doubt give you a mess of gobbledygook. Because you know, it changed the Constitution. Which was divinely inspired. So divinely inspired that the Founding Fathers gave us a means to amend if necessary.


Monday, August 2, 2010

"Stupid People Lacking In Discipline And National Spirit, But Still People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Bon Chance Louie!



It's at times like this that the fact that there are no actual characters in DbD really screams out at you.

Sunday, August 1, 2010