"Ha Ha! She Is OLD And A Woman, And A Liberal, And Therefore Contempitable!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tommy James.

Well, now they've both failed at humanity.  So, something in common.

"We Are So Persecuted By The Elites!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because EZ-Bake.

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At this point, Muir seems to seek out his grievances to the point of caring about Bill Maher.

"I'm Going To Comment On This Thing I Know Nothing About!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we eat the night, we drink the time, make our dream come true.

I'm really getting tired of Muir's Stock Grinning Hitler.

"Take That Hillary, Take That Yet.... Yeah, You Know The Drill."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fog.

And Muir recycles the "Hillary is on death's door" bullshit, again.

He's going to be so crushed when she doesn't run in 2020.

"You Are All Awful And Bad, And I Am Righteous And Good!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Snoop Sisters.

American "Fundamentalism" is of course famed for its hypocrisy, its rigidness, its ass-backwards "biblical literalness" which can insist that Noah's flood happened, but that Jesus never meant all that stuff about money and wealth.  But less dwelt on is its tendency to go on about "false prophets" appearing in the guise of "sheep", and as Muir does here, "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions".  The lesson they get from this being that one must be on constant guard for sheep, and of course, one must never have any "good intentions" whatsoever.

"You Were Having The Sex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rye is a type of whiskey, so "whiskey and rye" is nonsense.

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And it just drags on...

Soft-Core And Also, A Clinton Joke! Peak DbD!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's a follicle miracle.

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Yep.  Another cartoon that... happened.

Well, That Cartoon Happened.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rolling Rock.

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This entire plotline just gets worse.

"Thank Goodness We Know What To Do About Underpeople."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Crimson and Clover.

There is a horrible irony that he has his "Israeli" character say this.  A horrible, tragic irony.

"Clearly, Everyone Against The Leader Is Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because BBC-4.

Remember, people finding alarming things about Trump and not about Clinton are clearly in the pay of the Conspiracy.


I mean, what other explanation could there be?

"Repeating Libertarian Bullshit Proves Wese Real Muricans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coin of the realm.


More proof Muir has never actually read the Constitution, just read a series of hot takes on it.

"The Fact Stories My Paranoid Buddies Tell Me Don't Show Up Is PROOF Of The Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because shrimp and grits.

So, wait, the fact that this would, if true, explode Muir's previous portrayal of Mueller as an evil servant of the Deep State and Hillary just isn't registering with him?

Of course it isn't.  That was yesterday.  Literally.

"Wese Is So Pursuhcuted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because paper shredder.

Oh, look, it's more whining about how racist everyone is to whites.  Joy.

"The Cops Are Only Against Us Because They're Corrupt!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the white zone is for loading and unloading only.

I still don't get what made Muir decide that El Dorado Dad was a character worth repeat use.

"Look, You Can't Ask Us To Engage With Our Opponents' Actual Ideas. That's Crazy Talk!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because get a long little doggy.

You know, there's a reason Muir has to distort the Left's actual positions into grotesque parodies--his actual politics are that bad. 

In The White Room With No Curtains.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wherever you go, there you are.

Right, Muir.  Right. We get it.  White guys are the most oppressed people in history.  Got it.

"Wese Da Real Muricans, And Everyone Else Is A Phony, And Wants Us Dead."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sam and Dave.

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Well, nice to see Muir go full out of power fascist.

"Youse Is All Criminal Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because have you seen her dressed in blue?

Yes, that's how the Democrats won the suburbs.  Criminals.  Right.

Gonna be a long two years.

"How Dare You Persecute Us For Crimes We Have Committed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a Sears poncho?

You know, it should be remembered that it was actually the 300 Spartans and the 2000+ other Greeks.

And that the Spartans were frequently allied with the Persians during the Peloponnesian War...

Oh, right.  That's the part of the history of Sparta that American cryptofascists forget in'it?

"Truly Is Anyone As Persecuted As A White Man In Modern America?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Gloria, Gloria.

So, is Captain Mitty a proud redneck defiantly keeping up his folkways in opposition to the evil liberal elites, or is a proud country dweller wrongly viewed as a redneck by the decadent leftists?  Muir has literally done BOTH depending on the strip.

"Yet Another Effortless Victory For My Side In The Make-Believe World I've Created! Huzzah!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Barnaby Rudge.

Let's remember that our good guys run a racist militia on a compound with foreign support, no matter how Muir tries to cut it.

But yeah, somehow all the crap that Muir has their buds doing is just paytreeotic Muricanism.

"Don't You See It's All A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because my old man said follow the van.

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Muir's nuttiness seems to be getting more incoherent the longer this presidency goes on.

"Esoteric Defeat! Also, Youse The Real Racists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because if I was a master thief, I'd think I'd rob them.

Fake black man and fake liberal Hispanic agree--the Democrats are in trouble. 

I mean, sure they've got a majority in the House, but...

"More Dreaming Of People I Wish Were In Prison."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Goat That Can't Be Got.

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This is turning into a very sad form of proxy vengeance.

"HA! More Proof That The Conspiracy Is All A Lie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because make your mother sigh.

Remember what I said yesterday?

Apparently Muir imagines that if he screams louder about Mueller, it will become real.

It won't.

"All Is According To Plan!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because color sample.

Reading these cartoons, I'm reminded of Phil Dick's maxim, "Reality is that which keeps existing when you don't believe in it."  Which is the problem Muir is going to face with this plotline--he can blow up as many evil Demokrats as he desires, but the real party is going to continue to be in power in the House.  He can scream about Hilary's evil plans all he wants--the real woman is just going to continue her retirement.  He can clear Trump all he wants, but the real man will continue to live under the shadows of investigation and foreign involvement. 

Because that's reality.

So, They're All Communists Now.

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because inka dinka do.

Always Communists.

Like when they fought them during the Cold War.

To keep up the ruse, no doubt.

Awkward On So Many Levels.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the converging of the twain.

It's time for yet another episode of "Muir doesn't realize what he's doing here" theatre.

Oh, such an episode.