It's the Day's Day of Days! Because head over heels.
You know, while some of this is Muir's usual strong-weak opponents who are simultaneously an overwhelming threat and a pathetic bunch of weak degenerates he need not fear, another part of Muir's inability to write credible bad guys is they start from Muir's own complete misunderstanding of how things work and move on from there.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because that sounds like King's bark.
Remember, the cast's state of real Muricanness means they can break the law and betray the nation with impunity.
Because only racist fascists are true patriots.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because don't do me like that.
It's the combination of the arrogance in assuming that of course his tiny racist militia would be a big issue, and the feeling that they are being unjustly persecuted despite having broken the law regularly that gets me.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's pronounced goes-uh.
It's kind of fascinating to see the combination of Muir's own personal pop culture obsessions with his more general right wing popular culture obsessions (300 robots, sure).
And of course, there's the dull repetition of Muir's fantasy world where all his bullshit is real.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the fear of blood leads to fear for the flesh.
Remember when the robot Sam destroyed decided it was black, leading to countless bizarre non sequitur jokes?
The Terminator jokes have never made a lick of sense, is what I'm saying.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Oliver Onions.
Muir's wannabe Rat Pack shenanigans are getting almost surreal in their awfulness.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because brewed with lime and juniper berry.
So, Muir doesn't understand what a metaphor is, I see...
It's the Days Day of Days! Because oh no.
Look at the little fascist filth thinking its got the country behind it.
That version where the strip is nothing but the delusions of a drunk out of his mind unemployed Zed has a certain appeal about now...
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because every night night there is laughter.
Muir's ongoing insistence that undermining the nation and risking your health and that of others because "freedom" is the highest form patriotism remains a thing, I see.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools.
Muir's ability to believe every crazy conspiracy theory that backs his demented worldview while ignoring the actual evidence of his eyes remains a thing, I see.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I will kiss you, Mother Earth.
I find this strangely ominous, especially considering how every damn subplot with the twins over this year has gone.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because out in the streets there is violence.
Let us consider that in this strip, Muir has his views reinforced by the imaginary podcast he created to agree with whatever bullshit is coming over his interweb, hosted by the imaginary black man who agrees with him and assures Muir he isn't racist, the imaginary liberal woman who agrees that the Democrats are weak, awful and have gone too far, and it is being watched by the imaginary kid who tells him that he is down with the youth, and oh, yes, is his imaginary self's daughter.
...
That is sad, and also disturbing. Beyond the politics.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.
You know it's always fun when Muir demonstrates his absolute gullibility and stupidity by buying whatever idiotic bit of misinformation is circulating in the wingnut sphere, and then follows it by demonstrating his utter moral depravity by coming to a conclusion that makes anyone outside the Bubble of Hate say, "Dear God, what a piece of shit." Sometimes, with an adjective. This time, it's 'misogynistic'.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Mr. Boston.
So, it's basically yesterday's comic, only with Jan out and out emphasizing how she is loyal to the hivemind and Damon emphasizing how he's fifty years out of date.
No sex jokes yet, though, so, there's that.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you know, the nearer your destination, the more you're slip slidin' away.
Ahh, time for Jan to declare the White Trash Nazi Supermen are our superiors, while Damon sneeringly declares that Liberals say the darnedest thing, all as Muir sets up a tilt-a-whirl world where all the crazy bullshit he believes is true.
For a handful of strips, until Muir just drops the premise, and doesn't return to it for another few years.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because iron empires.
As creepy and awful as ever, Muir.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Dschingus Khan.
As we consider that incoherent embarrassment of... 'riches', let us look at Muir's latest declaration of any politics to his left as 'Marxism'. And also clearly picturing this as a no-good teenage boyfriend who the country is only going out with because she doesn't see how fascism is her destined husband. Who will love her, and keep her barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and beat her when she steps out of line, and keep all those filthy non-whites from her.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you're a rabbit on the run.
Muir chuckles over how stupid, deluded and self-destructive Democrats are, in a strip that shows how stupid, deluded and self-destructive he is.
With shitty nudity.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you gotta listen to my words.
The Carry On... films had more dignity, intelligence and wit.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because who needs the Kwik-E-Mart.
And Muir remembers about Covid to remind us that he's an anti-vaxxer that has no idea what's going on, but thinks he's brilliant.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Warsaw.
The combination of reality denial to the point of gnosticism and shopworn Clinton bashing really shows how messed in the head Muir is these days.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because to the moon.
It's the self-satisfied tone that gets you. Muir really wants to be a hero without doing anything.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Faust overture.
I think this now the saddest start to the panhandling yet. And that's saying something.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because would you say goodbye, or would you let it ride?
...
It says something that the crazy theories no longer simply contradict themselves strip to strip--they contradict each other panel to panel.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Kid with the Golden Arm.
...
Seldom has a man so routinely flaunted his own inadequacies while imagining these things to be displays of strength for so long.
It definitely explains his fondness for Trump
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the mysterious No. 1 Killer.
Muir's desire to draw cheesecake and soft core so, SO outpaces his ability to produce it.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ain't gonna let them catch me, no.
Remember being rich is bad, except when it's good. And it's good when you believe in things that will make rich people richer, and let white people hate minorities. That shows you're a man of the people.
In conclusion, Muir's head is a land full of contrasts.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because walking down the road with the pistol in your waist.
Sometimes Muir makes a strip like this, which underlines how this is the work of a cowardly, untalented bigot desperately clinging to his little circle of the same, who will applaud any shit he puts up.
It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hold on--I'm coming.
So, the media is awful, Captain Mitty is manly, and the begging bowl is going to start a bit late this year. Got it.
