Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Monday, December 30, 2013

Phallic Symbols Away!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a honey cake.

Sometimes I think Freud would have a field day with this strip.  Other times, I think he'd just feel embarrassed.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

"Yeah, We Are Totally Not Sexist! It's All Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if not for you.

It's the classic Muir method of just hurling things out there to try and win through sheer volume of crazy.  Because if you shout 'Up is down' long enough it becomes true.

Saturday, December 28, 2013

"Whys The Girls Gotta Complain Bout Stuff?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because java.

Once again, the great call of the reactionary--'No, YOU ARE!"  Because every attempt to change the manifestly perfect social order that existed back in the day is clearly an effort to mess with success...

Friday, December 27, 2013

"Your Fault Forever And Always!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tommy Kirk plays a Martian.

Yep.  Don't silly liberals that healthcare isn't like a war, where it isn't the Right's fault that things go wrong. 

Thursday, December 26, 2013

"See! I'm The REAL Tolerant One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the charms she did possess.

This would mean something if the afore-mentioned characters were actual people, instead of being Muir in different masks.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

"Like That Episode Of Star Trek, With The Flag, And The Pledge..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and lo!

I don't know what's worse--the fact that this is such a bad ad, or the fact that it was almost certainly a burst of totally sincere praise.

Monday, December 23, 2013

"After All, Only Hateful Bigots Are Offended By Hateful Bigotry!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marbles.


Something tells me Ms. Hoyt will not exactly be thrilled with this endorsement...

"Well, Glad You Otherwise Approve, Imaginary Black Friend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because antlion.

It's always... well, 'good' is the wrong word here, so let's go with 'interesting'... to see Damon restored to his primary function--being the good right wing black guy that shows that no, no, Muir isn't racist at all. 

Friday, December 20, 2013

"Filthy Traitors! We'll Show Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because battles without honor or humanity.

Ahh.  See those circular firing squads forming up?  Prepare for the smell of powder...

Thursday, December 19, 2013

"And Then... They'll Make Us Eat Frijoles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Adam Bede.

So, let's pass over the racism and military fetishizing to ask the simple question--who will be the new wretched Straw Liberal now that Skye is in the middle of pulling a Jan?

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

"Well, They Said Something Like That..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sea urchin.




That was awful in all sorts of ways.  And not the ways Muir planned it to be.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Sunday, December 15, 2013

"Wanting Government To Do Constructive Things Means You're A Closet Fascist! Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because random letters!

It's always fun to see Muir project his own issues on to his strawmen.  The funny thing is, I don't think even they buy it anymore...

Saturday, December 14, 2013

"The Answer To This--No Regulations On The Elite! That'll Show 'Em!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

It's like Muir is starting to feel a flicker of jealousy, but still can't realize that his supposed friends are the people he hates...

Friday, December 13, 2013

"And I Humbly Suggest That My Brilliant Reading Of His Psyche Demonstrates My Genius!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because from the first to the last.

Ahh, yes.  Muir lecturing us on egomania.  Fun.

And hey, remember this guy?

Yep.  Nothing egotistical there at all.  A total contrast.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

"We Have To Stop The Gays From Not Being Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rizzo!

You just know that Sam and Zed thought those damn "TruckNutz" things were awesome. 

And once again, Muir's inability to keep the official 'awful' sibling from being worse than her 'good' sister looms large.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

"Let's Drag This Gag On People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Asian hot sauce!

Muir has got to learn when to let go of a subplot.  Though he probably never will, will he?

Monday, December 9, 2013

"Well, Let's Ready Our Death Rays!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how many times can you wake up in this comic book and plant flowers?

This clearly an ominous threat, as the NRO are not part of the GOOD secret government, like the CIA and army assassins.

Saturday, December 7, 2013

"Scummy Traitors! Stealing Money From Our Sacred Military!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because llama!

I find the mix of barely closeted fascism and thinly-disguised racism bad enough, without
the Star Wars references...

Frankly, Muir's band is closer to an Imperial remnant than the Rebellion...

Friday, December 6, 2013

"What? Quoting A Movie About Serial Killers Is Creepy?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the damn vampires.

That would justify a groin strike in my book, so Skye actually went easy on him.

Damn it, she's actually winding up the sympathetic cast member, despite Muir's best efforts to make her thorougly vile.  He just can't write nice people, can he?

Thursday, December 5, 2013

"And She's Clearly Right! Just Like About The Romney Election!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chicken run.

Ahh, the sounds of the right wing echo chamber at work.  Though I'm surprised Muir doesn't know that Noonan dissed his dream girl.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

"They Seem To Think That It Could Have Been... Prevented Somehow..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because with a HERRING!

It's in such bad taste not to simply accept the fact that you're going to lose a few kids, now and then, and just sweep the whole thing under the rug...

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

"They Fail To Genuflect To White Guys Enough! To The Block With Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pumpkin cheesecake.

"We are being persecuted by a bunch of whiners who seem to think we're persecuting them!  Proof of their unworthiness!" said the white guy, unaware of the irony...

Monday, December 2, 2013

"These Decadent Parasites Are Demanding I Support The Poor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because well, I've seen worse.

It's always fun, watching Muir parrot things he doesn't quite understand.  Which were usually said by people who likewise don't quite understand what they're talking about, creating a whole weird game of telephone for right-wing idiots...

Sunday, December 1, 2013

"What We Should Be Doing Is... Ummm.... USA! USA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chop-chop.

So Obama is evil for withdrawing from Afghanistan.  And for sending more troops to Afghanistan.  And for not being Bush.  And so on.  And so on.  And so on.