"But That Does Not Compute! *Laugh Track*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frog in the log.

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As we continue through this awful storyline, let's take comfort in the fact that Sam treats all robots equally awfully, despite their clear sentience. 

Yep, she is predictable in her unpleasantness.

"Look, This Makes Sense Somehow, Okay?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jackalope.

Looking at that, I'm assuming somebody was in a bit of a rush.

"Liking Good Beer Is Unmanly! Real Men Drink Watery Piss And Declare They LOVE It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll be gone in a day.

Once again, Damon demonstrates there isn't a subject that he doesn't have an idiotic, unconsidered opinion.

"HA-HA-HA! Taco Bell! Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because a scent and a sound.

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Fun fact--Allison Hayes, star of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, had her health ruined by lead poisoning caught from calcium supplements that were, she discovered afterwards, produced from horse bones.  She became a strident campaigner for further regulation of such supplements in her remaining years.

"I Mean, What Other Right Wing Terrorists Have There Been?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was always doing something close to nothing, different than the day before.

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Good to see that Muir can always achieve new levels of awful by retreating into the bubble, and screaming that everything is fine, and everything the Democrats do fails, always and forever.

"How Dare They Not Base Everything Off My Racist Paranoid Drivel!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the kind you buy at a second hand store.

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You know, in between the grotesque Anderson Cooper caricature, the laziness of the cartoon, the awful stupid questions that Muir seems to think are hard-hitting,and the mystery of why Beto O'Rourke is the person to ask them to, I think we've hit dumbest cartoon of the week.

"Bigotry And Ignorance! The Greatest Virtues You Can Have!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cloth dolls.

Ahh, yes, because refugees are totally like an invading army.  Only, not really.

"Also, We Kill Some Of Them."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because heaven is the space between your eyes.

You know, "President consults with head of compound-dwelling militia with foreign ties" would be a completely valid read on this.

"He Made A National Disgrace Of Himself! Therefore, I Now Like Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the sun always shines on tv.

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Well.

There goes my lunch today...

"Real Men Vote Republican! And Are Raging Misogynistic Assholes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all seven and we'll watch them fall.

I'd say Zed's toxic masculinity was showing, but at this point, he's pretty much a pure block of the stuff, isn't he?

Jack Daniels Takes Another Co-Writing Credit.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rye whiskey.

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Okay, leaving aside all the... thatness of that strip, let's point out what should be clear--Ming the Merciless is the bad guy.  So it's hard not to feel, on some level that Muir's drawing Trump as him is a "Are We the Baddies?" moment on some level for Muir, even as the top of his mind is crowing about owning the libs.

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Look, do you really want me to unpack all the wrongness of that thing?  I won't do it.  There's just so much of it, and it's so damn obvious as to make the whole exercise tedious.

"Othering People Is Awesome!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jimmy Jones.

The hivemind talking about memes about hiveminds.  This is how you get SKYNET people.

"Yes, We Are Gloriously Assured Of Victory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I really think so.

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It's always a bad sign when Muir ignores news to focus on a ridiculous side story to keep his spirits up.

"Shifting The Goalposts And Being A Racist Ass Are Signs That You're Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rowing.

It's always pleasant when Muir reminds him that he has no more awareness than his hero.

And by "pleasant" I mean "like getting teeth drilled".

"You Are Awful, We Are Great, And Everything Is Fine, FINE, FINE, ONCE AGAIN!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because violins.

Fictional Trump going on about the imagined sexual foibles of others. Irony isn't just dead, it rose from the grave and was killed again.

"Yes, You Are Awful, We Are Great, And Everything Is Fine, Fine, FINE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you don't seem to understand.

Boy, haven't seen a strip like this before.

(I'm joking of course.  I've seen exactly a strip like this before.)

"Yeah, Vehicular Homicide Would Be Awesome! Why Hasn't Anybody Tried It Before?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

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I'm not sure if it's like he doesn't want to admit what happened at Charlottesville, or if he relishes what happened and is giving a thumbs-up to all his fascist bros.

Because Muir will always remind you that he is cowardly scum if you give him enough time.

"Ummm... Right, The Point Is Feminism Sucks..."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'll do my crying in the rain.

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Once again, it's hard not to get the impression Muir's idea vanished up its own ass.

"Well, The Important Thing Is, My Face Is Melting!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweeping up.

It's tough not to get the impression that Muir's fondness for Trump has moved from believing he's the miracle man who will solve things for ever and ever, to saying he believes that.  Not that Muir would ever acknowledge that, or even consciously realize it.

"Ha Ha! Scoring Points Against My Strawman Versions Of Democrats Counts As Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let me guide you to the Purple Rain.

I have said it before, and I'll say it again--the biggest problem with Muir's versions of the Democrats is that they aren't even good caricatures, both in art and behavior.

Scenes From A Hellish Marriage.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the temper of the time.

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That poor, poor girl.

Oh, and also, Jan, but let's be clear, the hivemind destroyed her years ago.

"He Also Tried To Pick Up French Guiana, But The Frogs Wouldn't Sell."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got a picture of me and you.

I don't know what's worse, more of El Dorado Dad's idiotic economic activities, or Sam doing a soft-core prego-porn pose as she apparently levitates off the bed.

"Ha! Wimmen! Thinking They Can Be Scientists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we carry in our hearts the true country, and that cannot be stolen.

Yeah, that is not what's happening at CERN.

To put it mildly.

"And That's What A Great Relationship We Have!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kona Blend.

Yes, Captain Mitty always knows his wife will agree with him, as she is imaginary, and essentially him.


I really don't mind a person's having masturbatory fantasies--it's part of what makes us human, in the end--but there's a sickness here that runs deep, and it's worse because it thinks it's not only healthy but ideal.

Jerkules, The Legendary Wanking.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a gentleman never would.

Yes, the valiant fight to get a rapist on the Supreme Court has clearly defeated all these people for ever and ever.

And that is all that ever needs to be said about this.

"Take That Hillary! Take That YET Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because better run to the top of the mountain.

Ahh.  So Skye has apparently learned the only RIGHT way to be a woman is to be a misogynistic asshat.

The hivemind makes everyone worse.

"We Are Simply Innately Good, And That's All There Is To It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the time is come.

Ahh, Muir's old standby, "No, YOU are!"  What can be said to that argument?"

I mean, other than the fact that the cast is again literally a compound-dwelling racist militia at this point.

"Youse Is The Real Rapists, To Infinity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the heat is on.

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Yes, three separate women coming forward and accusing Kavanaugh of similar behavior is clearly a conspiracy.  Just like the ever-growing number of women who've come forward and accused Trump of similar behavior.

Yup.

"Just Ignore What's Actually Happened. They Are The Real Threat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant fish.

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Remember, as Muir so often forgets, these people are essentially an armed militia that lives on a compound.

"Youse Is The Real Rapists!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because can you take me higher.

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Well, that was the retcon nobody asked for.

Ick.

"Yes, Their Moral Degeneracy Is Obvious."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because till the night closes in.

And now the hivemind melts down, thanks to the Liar's Paradox.

Also, it should be pointed out that Maxine Waters isn't a Senator.