Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Monday, December 30, 2013

Phallic Symbols Away!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a honey cake.

Sometimes I think Freud would have a field day with this strip.  Other times, I think he'd just feel embarrassed.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

"Yeah, We Are Totally Not Sexist! It's All Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if not for you.

It's the classic Muir method of just hurling things out there to try and win through sheer volume of crazy.  Because if you shout 'Up is down' long enough it becomes true.

Saturday, December 28, 2013

"Whys The Girls Gotta Complain Bout Stuff?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because java.

Once again, the great call of the reactionary--'No, YOU ARE!"  Because every attempt to change the manifestly perfect social order that existed back in the day is clearly an effort to mess with success...

Friday, December 27, 2013

"Your Fault Forever And Always!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tommy Kirk plays a Martian.

Yep.  Don't silly liberals that healthcare isn't like a war, where it isn't the Right's fault that things go wrong. 

Thursday, December 26, 2013

"See! I'm The REAL Tolerant One!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the charms she did possess.

This would mean something if the afore-mentioned characters were actual people, instead of being Muir in different masks.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

"Like That Episode Of Star Trek, With The Flag, And The Pledge..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and lo!

I don't know what's worse--the fact that this is such a bad ad, or the fact that it was almost certainly a burst of totally sincere praise.

Monday, December 23, 2013

"After All, Only Hateful Bigots Are Offended By Hateful Bigotry!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marbles.


Something tells me Ms. Hoyt will not exactly be thrilled with this endorsement...

"Well, Glad You Otherwise Approve, Imaginary Black Friend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because antlion.

It's always... well, 'good' is the wrong word here, so let's go with 'interesting'... to see Damon restored to his primary function--being the good right wing black guy that shows that no, no, Muir isn't racist at all. 

Friday, December 20, 2013

"Filthy Traitors! We'll Show Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because battles without honor or humanity.

Ahh.  See those circular firing squads forming up?  Prepare for the smell of powder...

Thursday, December 19, 2013

"And Then... They'll Make Us Eat Frijoles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Adam Bede.

So, let's pass over the racism and military fetishizing to ask the simple question--who will be the new wretched Straw Liberal now that Skye is in the middle of pulling a Jan?

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

"Well, They Said Something Like That..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sea urchin.




That was awful in all sorts of ways.  And not the ways Muir planned it to be.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Sunday, December 15, 2013

"Wanting Government To Do Constructive Things Means You're A Closet Fascist! Really!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because random letters!

It's always fun to see Muir project his own issues on to his strawmen.  The funny thing is, I don't think even they buy it anymore...

Saturday, December 14, 2013

"The Answer To This--No Regulations On The Elite! That'll Show 'Em!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

It's like Muir is starting to feel a flicker of jealousy, but still can't realize that his supposed friends are the people he hates...

Friday, December 13, 2013

"And I Humbly Suggest That My Brilliant Reading Of His Psyche Demonstrates My Genius!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because from the first to the last.

Ahh, yes.  Muir lecturing us on egomania.  Fun.

And hey, remember this guy?

Yep.  Nothing egotistical there at all.  A total contrast.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

"We Have To Stop The Gays From Not Being Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rizzo!

You just know that Sam and Zed thought those damn "TruckNutz" things were awesome. 

And once again, Muir's inability to keep the official 'awful' sibling from being worse than her 'good' sister looms large.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

"Let's Drag This Gag On People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Asian hot sauce!

Muir has got to learn when to let go of a subplot.  Though he probably never will, will he?

Monday, December 9, 2013

"Well, Let's Ready Our Death Rays!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how many times can you wake up in this comic book and plant flowers?

This clearly an ominous threat, as the NRO are not part of the GOOD secret government, like the CIA and army assassins.

Saturday, December 7, 2013

"Scummy Traitors! Stealing Money From Our Sacred Military!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because llama!

I find the mix of barely closeted fascism and thinly-disguised racism bad enough, without
the Star Wars references...

Frankly, Muir's band is closer to an Imperial remnant than the Rebellion...

Friday, December 6, 2013

"What? Quoting A Movie About Serial Killers Is Creepy?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the damn vampires.

That would justify a groin strike in my book, so Skye actually went easy on him.

Damn it, she's actually winding up the sympathetic cast member, despite Muir's best efforts to make her thorougly vile.  He just can't write nice people, can he?

Thursday, December 5, 2013

"And She's Clearly Right! Just Like About The Romney Election!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chicken run.

Ahh, the sounds of the right wing echo chamber at work.  Though I'm surprised Muir doesn't know that Noonan dissed his dream girl.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

"They Seem To Think That It Could Have Been... Prevented Somehow..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because with a HERRING!

It's in such bad taste not to simply accept the fact that you're going to lose a few kids, now and then, and just sweep the whole thing under the rug...

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

"They Fail To Genuflect To White Guys Enough! To The Block With Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pumpkin cheesecake.

"We are being persecuted by a bunch of whiners who seem to think we're persecuting them!  Proof of their unworthiness!" said the white guy, unaware of the irony...

Monday, December 2, 2013

"These Decadent Parasites Are Demanding I Support The Poor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because well, I've seen worse.

It's always fun, watching Muir parrot things he doesn't quite understand.  Which were usually said by people who likewise don't quite understand what they're talking about, creating a whole weird game of telephone for right-wing idiots...

Sunday, December 1, 2013

"What We Should Be Doing Is... Ummm.... USA! USA!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chop-chop.

So Obama is evil for withdrawing from Afghanistan.  And for sending more troops to Afghanistan.  And for not being Bush.  And so on.  And so on.  And so on.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

"He's Crude And Creepy, And Therefore, An American Hero!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do you mind?  I mean, do you MIIIIND?

Ahh, a classic Muir soldier, here to confirm that President Blacula is totally betraying troops.  Fun.

Friday, November 29, 2013

"If The Military Is Gone, There's No Place For Us Guys To Be All Tough And Stuff!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because our time is short.

So remember, soldiers, Muir respects your sacrifices--unless your gay.  Or a woman.  Or a Democrat.  Or...

Well, it's a big list.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

"They're Letting The Gays In! Everything's Ruined!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's written on the wind.

Yes, more proof that things are going to hell--they're letting the homosexuals serve, in a clear violation of the unwritten agreement that straight white males are more equal than everyone else.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

"This Makes Plotting Coup Attempts Difficult!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because omh tracks.

I don't know.  Somehow, the ongoing litany of injustice faced by Zed's sinister government contacts fails to worry me...

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

"Pfft! Like Being Elected President Gives You Some Sort Of Authority Over The Military!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang.

The opening part of Article 2, Section 2 of the Constitution...

"The President shall be commander in chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the militia of the several states, when called into the actual service of the United States;..."

But do go on, Muir...

Monday, November 25, 2013

"He's Clearly Dumb And Stinky, Because He Doesn't Say What I Think Is True!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was upstairs-downstairs the lady went.

Next up, Muir will complain about the lack of civility in these modern decadent times.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

"Edmund Burke Said Something Like This, I Think! And He's Famous!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've got to lose this skin.

You know, I have a tough time figuring out what's worse--that Muir's regurgitating centuries worth of anti-democratic right wing hysteria, some of which actually predates the right wing, or the fact that he does so in such a strange incoherent manner...

Saturday, November 23, 2013

"Dey Is So Dumb, And I Is So Smart!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was reet-petite.

And it's not like there could be reasons for this change in position.  Nope.  None at all. 

Friday, November 22, 2013

"It's Not Our Fault! Never Our Fault! Never, Ever, Ever Our Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and there came a giant chicken!

"I mean, sure the Repubs been blocking all sorts of appointments, and trying to de facto repeal legislation through threats, but there's no way that should have... consequences!  It's just another sign of how awful the Dems are, acting like they've been... elected, or something.  Don't they understand that the only thing wrong that Republicans can do is not embracing the crazy?"

Thursday, November 21, 2013

"I Will Teach Him That The Poor Are Scum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coffee smell.

And remember, folks, if it has lost the support even of Liberal Jan, you know things are bad! 

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

"Which Is Why I'm So Stoked About Texas Secession!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Estella!

Muir really ties himself in knots to explain why everything he does is good and righteous at times, doesn't he?

Sunday, November 17, 2013

When Subtext Just Becomes Text.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I feel it my fingers, I feel it in my toes.

And Muir manages to reach greater depths after yesterday's display of his gun fetish.  Let's just sit back, and absorb the creepiness.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

"Guns! As Good As Sex!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pizza!

And the creepy connection between firing guns and having sex is made creepier.  Which I hadn't thought possible.

Friday, November 15, 2013

"We Can Terrify Onlookers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shrimp.

Man, the whole family is getting freakier looking...

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

"Now, Get To Work Devouring The Souls Of The Weak!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that's how strong my love is.

And he still can't draw children without making them look like hellbeasts...

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Monday, November 11, 2013

Sometimes The Punchline Isn't Where Muir Thinks It Is...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hilarion!



"Logic"!  "Plain English"!  "A Real Knowledge of US History!"  

You know the real sad part is these are pretty pathetic things to be deluded about possessing...

Sunday, November 10, 2013

"They've Betrayed Us By Electing A Democrat! A Black Democrat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the weakest man is strong as Samson when you're being held for ransom.

So, the whole thing was about putting Sam in a lousy superhero costume, right?  With the angry rant just being... part of the scenery...

Saturday, November 9, 2013

"It's An Assault On The Family!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ain't no use in preachers preaching when they don't know what they're teaching.

He's kind of yo-yoing on the evil thing, isn't he?

Friday, November 8, 2013

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

"This Is Why We Can't Allow Anything To Change! Ever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bishopric of Basel.

It must be extraordinarily difficult to be paranoid about everything.  Still the benefit is, you get to feel like you are extraordinarily vigilant.  Even when, like most paranoids, you in fact are not, and are an easy mark.

Monday, November 4, 2013

"This Was Clearly Done For Sheer Spite And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tell all the people that you see.

So her plan probably didn't cover very much, and thus has been voided out.  And Muir treats this as a gross betrayal. 

Gonna be a long four years.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

"And That's Still More People Than We'd Want On Goverment Healthcare, So... Umm, Yay?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because with light in my heart, with you in my arms.

Hey, remember when the ACA was supposed to be the first step in the government taking over everything?  Yeah, I sure do.  And the best part is it will be that again, whenever Muir needs it to be. 

Friday, November 1, 2013

"This Proves All My Former Ideals Were Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because some days, some nights.

Skye, an unemployed woman with no skills who generally seems to be living on the charity of others, apparently had a health insurance policy.

Aside from 'not getting sick'.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

And Now Don Addams Gets To Turn In His Grave...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ruslan and Ludmila.

One wonders how long Muir can keep his hyperventilating up. But then, that's how the life of a Right Wing concern troll rolls. 

Monday, October 28, 2013

"And Then They'd Cry...!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because switch it off.

Astonishing isn't it?  Every month, Muir finds some new 'scandal' that will DESTROY Obama to gloat about.  The new 'scandal' fails to do so.  And yet, Muir goes on, convinced that the magic artifact lies just over the next hill...

Sunday, October 27, 2013

"These Horror Stories Are All 100% True! To A Certain Value Of True."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because variations on a fugue.

As we stare at this web of lies and misinformation, I feel obligated to point out that, no Haliburton didn't deliver.  That was... part of the problem.

But then, I'm one of those who remember the itty bitty disaster from the last administration that Muir seems to be forgetting.  The one he chanted was a great good thing the entire time.

Friday, October 25, 2013

"It Will Destroy Us! Just Like Medicare Did!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because boom boom boom!

It's worth noting that even with Muir's vastly inflated cost, healthcare.gov is still cheaper than the war in Iraq that he was so, so very fond of.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

"Ha. Ha. Airplanes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because nuclear submarine.


Bears with power tools.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

"Well, Thank Goodness We Survived That Horrific Ongoing Persecution!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that makes you James the Weak.

Well, now we know he's seen Hunger Games...  (But we don't know if he's actually read the books, because... well, Muir.)

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

"We Are Such A Persecuted Few!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Duck Tales--woo woo!

...Is Muir talking about that jerk was arrested for something else who just happened to have made an idiotic and horrible youtube video?

The bubble thickens...

Monday, October 21, 2013

"Why Do They Keep Insisting Our Desire To Let The World Burn Is A Bad Thing?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton!

Man, imagine that.  After years of advertising that your loyalty to the government was fairly nominal, people are noticing. 

Sunday, October 20, 2013

"Those... Awful Assholes Are What's Become Of My Republican Party? So... So... Sad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bad times.

"Lincoln would understand!  Understand that if your guy doesn't win the election, the other guy isn't the real president, and that you have a sworn duty to act against this illegal legal government!"

"Yep.  He'd understand that perfectly."

Saturday, October 19, 2013

"Lincoln Would Love Our Racist, Confederate-Apologist Asses!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vaatu, Spirit of Darkness.

A fine example of how the parasite that crawled inside the party of Lincoln, ate its guts and is now traipsing around in its skin thinks that this makes it the same thing as it always was.

Friday, October 18, 2013

A Tale Ripped From The Headlines! Sort Of.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grey goose.

Yep.  It's the first sentence of the First Amendment--'The people's rights to visit their monuments must not be impinged.' 

But hey, this is totally like the Nazis, and Muir's insisting on that doesn't cheapen the horrors of the actual Nazis at all.  Really.  Because Muir feels bad.  And that's just as bad as getting shot.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

"Yep! Exactly Like The Nazis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Odette and Odile.

Once again, Muir really doesn't know much about the Nazis, does he?  He thinks he does, but he doesn't.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

"He Isn't Fighting For The Crazy! That Is Why He Must Be Destroyed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cleopatra Schwartz.

Well, the continuation of the terrible Skye pregnancy story is at least made bearable--to a certain extent--by Muir's increasing enthusiasm for circular firing squads.

Monday, October 14, 2013

"My Whizzing On Patrick Henry's Words Is The Highest Form Of Respect!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hard rain gonna fall.

That is so sad, on so many levels.

Translated to non-wingnut--"Sure we've lost elections, and the ACA is the law of the land--but we have a right to have anything we want repealed, because PATRICK HENRY!"

Sunday, October 13, 2013

"Without The Crazy, They Will Fail!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Francis the Talking Mule.

Well, I see Muir's got a new crush to go along with his old one.  Fun times ahead.  Remember--despite all obvious evidence, they're winning this fight.  Because they can't be losing.  They just can't.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

"If We Don't Get Pure Crazyevil, We're Going To Go Home!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth--together at last!

Well, the always upsetting sight of Muir paraphrasing Monty Python sketches is made up for by his embracing the circular fire squads as a result of the Republicans starting to indicate that no, they don't really want to destroy the country.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Thursday, October 10, 2013

"Not Our Fault! All Him! All Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Fourth World!

The modern Republican Party.  The eternal whiny twelve year-old fat kid.  You know the one, who'd try to be a bully, but never be able to pull it off, and so would go running to the teachers when his efforts at stealing lunch money failed?

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Monday, October 7, 2013

"See? See How Evil He Is? See?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Goro!

You know, in a way, this sums up Muir's problem with Obama--he doesn't want to do what Muir wants him to, so this means he's imperious.

That this does not actually satisfy any normal definition of 'imperious' is of course unimportant.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

"Yes, Just Like Nixon. Really."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because our lips are sealed.

The bubble's getting so thick it's developing a gravitational field.  If this keeps up, it will become a genuine black hole.

Friday, October 4, 2013

" 'Cause That's How They Beat The Great Depression And The Nazis! By Destroying The Federal Government!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Legend of Zelda theme!

It is always bitterly ironic when Muir has his pretend black man talk about the good old days, before the Boomers ruined it all...

Thursday, October 3, 2013

"This Is All HIS Fault!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wolf-whistling song.

Ahh, the arrogant swagger of Muir suggesting rebellion.  One gets the feeling he imagines that if it happened it would be a quick and easy thing over by Christmas.

And it probably would be.  Just not the way he imagines.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

"This Proves It's Rotten! Proves It."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we all raise our voices to the air.

...And once again, we focus on the vital, and ignore the unimportant...

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

"Why Do The Scum Hate The Perfection That Is Us? Why?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Solomon Lindo.

And as usual we focus on the vital, and ignore the unimportant, like the whole government shutdown...

Monday, September 30, 2013

"Wow! That Was Incredibly Insightful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a baboon.




This is what you get when the Right's metaphorical head vanishes up its metaphorical ass.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Friday, September 27, 2013

"Look, Muir REALLY Messed Up His Origin Stories Here, Okay?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because orange leaf.

So Russian Guyovitch--is a Ukrainian.  Which is not quite the same as a Russian.  As Nestor Makhno would argue quite fervently.

Ahh, Muir.  Your desire to tell stories about the world is hindered by your massive ignorance of the world.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

"And He's Fighting To Hold Back The Scary Horde!"

It's the Day's Day of Day!  Because the squid-shark.

Does Muir realize that Spartans practiced ritualized pederasty, sent their young men out to kill and rob from an entire slave class, and spent their time establishing dictatorships over all of Greece during the latter stages of the Peloponnesian War?

Also, Leonidas had 300 Spartans, 700 Thespians, 400 Thebans, and a few hundred others.  But I guess those 1000+ allies don't count, because they weren't all Spartan...

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

"Yes, We Live In Inferior Unmanly Times!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jumanji.

And so, as the awful plot continues, the strip once again pauses to givesus Muir's imaginary woman fluffing the him he wishes he was. 

Freud would be having a field day.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

"Yeah! Chernobyl Mutant Babies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George Gently.

There are plot twists that are exciting and dramatic.  And there are plot twists that make your head strike the desk.

This is definitely the latter.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Sunday, September 22, 2013

"See? This Is How Men Are Victimized In These Degenerate Times!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chowdah.

As we all soak in the misogynistic crazy, let's take a moment to consider that Muir clearly has no idea how... delicate sperm are.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

"And I, As A Feminist, Am Appalled."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Songhai.

And a reminder that DbD features fake women, alongside the fake black guy.

"I Mean You're A Black Guy! You Know About These Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because china plate.

Wow.  Sometimes, Muir cluelessness achieves startling new levels. 

Thursday, September 19, 2013

"Yeah, Obamacare Did It. Not My Asshole Boss."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fireflower.

So, naked women are fine, but saying 'shit' requires self-censorship...

Muir is an odd little man.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

"It's YOUR Fault! Not OURS! NEVER OURS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slide whistle.

And as usual the crazy evil myth the gun nuts repeat to absolve themselves and blame their opponents rears its head.

The first victims of the Navy Yard shooter were armed security guards.

So much for Gun Free Zone...

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Muir. Trivalizing Horror For Over A Decade.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sam Malone.

So... wait.  Samurai Mom was WWII Japanese internee?  But... she'd have to have been a child at the time for that to work...  So why, when she's spent most of her life in the USA, does she talk like Mr. Miyagi...?

Ehh, forget it.  It's Whiteytown.

Monday, September 16, 2013

"And Also He's... Got Big Ears..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rembrandt. 

Yeah, remember what I said about Muir no longer being quite sure what he was mad about?

I'm definitely feeling it.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Ah, Yes, Sparta. Land Of Eugenics, Slavery, And Military Rule. An Ideal To Aspire To.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because my love is like a red, red rose.

Well, it's good to see the Right continues its lengthy inability to understand actual history.  And politics.  And...

Yeah, let's just say reality and call it a wrap.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Friday, September 13, 2013

"I Mean, Is It Wrong For These People To Have A Religious Belief That Gays Are Evil? Is It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fluffy hat.

You know, it's things like this that make you appreciate the Spanish Inquisition.  They may have been bigoted fanatics--but they didn't pretend they were the persecuted minority. 

Thursday, September 12, 2013

"Yeah, Biden's Stupid, See...?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ostfriesland.

I think Muir is waiting so that things develop and he can know what he's supposed to be mad about again. 

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

"Hey, That's OUR Shtick!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I see ur handsome face.

Though I don't think he realizes it, Muir's obsession with national "toughness" and his newfound desire NOT to bomb people for once are starting to step on each other.

Monday, September 9, 2013

"And This Proves How Evil He Is, Me Having My Fake Version Say This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Emancipation Retraction.

Say, how many times has Benghazi been "heating up", "about to blow", etc., etc. in the Muirverse?  Because it seems to me we keep hearing that now, now Obama's finished, only for Muir to stop crowing, business as usual to keep on, and then Muir to start announcing the end is nigh once again...

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Ahh. There's The Crazy, Right On Schedule.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Assignment Venezuela.

And again, Muir plunges straight into his twisted Twilight Zone version of reality, as he pushes Bizarro Obama while bending the meaning of treason so much as to make virtually every US president guilty of it...

Saturday, September 7, 2013

"We're Just Like Nazi Germany! If There Were Elections. And The President Were A Black Man. And..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whoopee pie!

"But don't vorry, mein fraulein.  Ve shall soon overtrow dur inferior untermensch dictator, and create a glorious new democracy, vhere everyone vill do vhat ve, de ubermenschen, tell tem!  And ve vill stop his evil vars, and begin our glorious good vars!  Ja, it vill be great!"

Friday, September 6, 2013

"And Don't Forget His Ties To The Fluoride Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Shemp Howard.

Somehow, Jan's transforming into the right-wing talking point machine is just as unconvincing as Muir's opposition to the Syrian issue. 

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

"Oh, And For Years Afterwards..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oh, the things you will see...

And once again, Muir rewrites history with a zeal that would make a Soviet apparatchik blush.  The George W. Bush presidency, with six years of outright Republican Party supremacy?  Doesn't count.  The Republican "Revolution"?  Doesn't count.  No, it's been doom and gloom since Saint Ronnie, Patron Saint of the Free Market, Commie-Bashing and "Welfare" People Knowing Their Place left the presidency, a dark time that has inevitably lead to these present evils. 

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

"Yeah, They Were Totally Against The Iraq War. Only... Not."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Makai Toshi SaGa.

Apparently, Muir thinks the Grey Lady was a bastion of anti-war sentiment back then, instead of soapbox for various neocons.  Of course, as he probably never reads it...

Monday, September 2, 2013

"It'll Be Just Like W.! Only Evil, Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Spanish guitar.

I'm waiting for Muir to move from the merely hypocritical into the outright delusional, and for the comic full of crazy to appear.  The one where intervening in Syria is exactly what Osama Bin Laden wants us to do.  (And yes, I know he's dead.  But I'm not sure Muir does.)

"This War Is Evil! A White Man Isn't Starting It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate hoax.

I find Muir's sudden transition to "dove" fairly vomit-inducing, especially as it's so clearly conditional on the President being dark of skin and having a (D) next to his name on the telecast.  Especially as when Muir is probed on this, his reasons are room full of crazy--remember, this is all proof that Obama is in fact an Al-Qaeda sleeper agent in his book.  Some times.

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Cue Laugh Track.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because musical interlude.

And so ends another episode of the sitcom from hell...

Friday, August 30, 2013

"Well, It's Good We Can Mock Her Behind Her Back. And To Her Face."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because heard it through the grapevine.

And remember, these are supposedly the good, functional ones.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

"Ha! He Doesn't Understand He Shouldn't Be Doing Anything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because groovy ghoulies.

You know, the ongoing war between Muir's fake Tyrant!Obama and his fake Moron!Obama gets really annoying when he uses both at once, and doesn't realize he's doing it. Muir wants Obama to be "The Great Threat To Murikan Liberty" AND a bumbling fool, simultaneously.  It's like trying to film Schindler's List with Col Klink in the place of Amon Goeth--you're not going to get the same sense of menace.   With the added burden of instead of being about the Holocaust, this film is about say, the hideous conspiracy to sap our bodily fluids through fluoride. 

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

"Heh, Heh! And This Proves What A Loyal Patriot You Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because down at Palisades Park.

Sometimes I like to imagine that the strip is actually a psychotic delusion of Zed's, who's actually a brain-damaged alcoholic piece of trailer trash who pretends to be a veteran, even though the closest thing he ever saw to combat was the time the minimart clerk bitched him out about trying to lift a beer.

Hey, it makes more sense than the entire strip.

Monday, August 26, 2013

Sunday, August 25, 2013

"Boy, Aren't They Sleazy? Eh?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because my Idaho home.



Again, the inability to see the irony in this situation is almost oppressive  in its heaviness.

Friday, August 23, 2013

"Nudity Is Once Again The Answer To Our Problems!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's that careless disrespect.

Amazing the number of problems they solve with soft-core, which as this strip indicates is the weapon resorted to when the sacred gun cannot be used.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

"Our Supercool Unaccountable Death Assassins Are So Much Better Than The Other Goverment Goons!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because this isn't Dallas--this is Nashville!

Is Muir remotely aware that his vision of the government resembles the late period Soviet Union, with bloated State Sec agencies duking it out in the service of their various factions, with his hero resembling a KGB apparatchik? 

Probably not.  For a man who goes on and on about how we're becoming a "Socialist" or "Fascist" Muir is quite fond of much of the machinery of an authoritarian state, provided it won't get turned on him.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

"Yeah, We're Also Pedos!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he's the universal soldier.

I'm reminded of Michael Crichton portraying a critic as a child molester.

But then, Crichton had some talent at first...

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

"Remeber, This Is An A-1 Priority Mission, Smearing These Hillbillies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fish sticks.

You know, it's amusing that Muir's plots have started to mirror his own inflated sense of self-worth--despite having failed to give any real motive for the President to really care about these yahoos, they face massive intrusive spying... because.  And not even cleverly, mind you, but like characters in a bad spy movie.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

"Now Let's Go Watch 'Birth Of A Nation'!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jackie Wilson.


Muir manages to tie up his racism, and his sexism into one package.  And it's Annoying Sniper Guy's to boot.  Freud would be having a field day with this.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

"See? They Do Tolerate Each Other, Sometimes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kiss of Death.

And so we move from assassination fantasies to the most obnoxious family in comics.

And remember, The Family Circus is still in publication, so that's saying something.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Thursday, August 15, 2013

"And Then He Took And He Ate Up All Of Our Corn!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rembrandt.

Gee, wonder why you wouldn't want a couple of people who furtively talk about uprisings to have access to things that could be made into bombs...?

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

"He's A Demon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Knight of the Burning Pestle.

Next up, a depiction of Obama with the number 666 on his forehead, followed by Muir stating 'just a joke'.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

"We're Also Playing 'Freebird' 24/7!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brown Lady of Raynham Hall.

So Muir's at last noticed his cast have devolved into rednecks.  Only without quite noticing it...

Monday, August 12, 2013

"More Of The Inferior Ones!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Little Darlin' where are you?

...You know, the sad thing is that Sam thinks Skye's problems are because she's a liberal, where it seems to be more that she's a sociopath, just like Sam...

Sunday, August 11, 2013

"Yeah, WE'RE The Good Guys Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it is Shingen.  No doubt about it.

Sure, the South sucks up federal dollars like a sponge, and has all sort of unsightly class and race problems, but it's REAL AMURICA!

And remember, Muir is originally from New York.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

"This Is Clearly Unprecedented!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fog's rolling in off the east riverbank.

Muir doubtless wishes for the halcyon days of W, where corporations knew their place in government...

Friday, August 9, 2013

"Dey Is Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fanny Price is underappreciated.

So, the next four years are going to be screaming about conspiracies and insisting that something big is happening, eh?

What fun.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

"They're Talking About His Penis!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Darcy.

Of course, he still believes in a healthy bit of slut shaming, as this is all Skye's Fault for not Knowing Her Proper Place.  But he doesn't think she should be stoned to death or anything.

Monday, August 5, 2013

"And Osama Bin Laden Is ACTUALLY An Honored Guest At The White House!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because coffee!

Right, Muir.  Right.  Everything is the opposite of how it seems and you are one of the few that knows the truth.  Down with the demiurge.

"Everyone Is Dummy But Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hazard pay.

To bring the irony to a fine point--if the GOP has been a brainless zombie party for thirty years, that covers the Reagan years that Muir always used salute as a high-water mark.

But then, that involves pretending there's more at work here than sating Muir's sad little ego...

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Friday, August 2, 2013

"Also Chocolate And Pickles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chicken.

...And once again, Skye becomes sympathetic simply because she has no choice but to put up with these awful people.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

"Also, Soddom And Gommorah!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Shogun Date.

Yet another fine example of how for all they like to paint themselves as the tough guys, the Right has a tendency to act like a bunch of whiny bigoted kids...

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Monday, July 29, 2013

"She's Spawning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flambeaux.

I must assume Sam wants her around to serve as a handy butt of jokes, as that is the only real interest she's shown in her...

Sunday, July 28, 2013

"Zed's A Real Man! A Sexist Boor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then it got crazy.

It's astonishing that as undeniably awful as Skye is, her sister is still ultimately worse.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

"We Are Protecting Them From Moose And Squirrel."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Master.

While I saw this plot twist coming months ago, it is still sad and disappointing to see Russian Guyovitch, who despite talking like Boris Badenov is the closest thing to an actual character Muir has ever created, en route to joining the Collective.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Monday, July 22, 2013

"The Governing While Black Gang!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Roscoe.

And Muir keeps mining that same racist vein he was tapping yesterday.  Next up--how being killed while unarmed proves how dangerous and wily a thug you are.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

"None Of Youse Is Doing Nothin Rights!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because jackhammer!

Chris Muir pens racist stupid rant wherein he shows his twisted vile worldview.  Thinks he's telling it like it is, and showing how twisted everyone else is.

Oh, hell, sometimes you just have to show the classics...

Saturday, July 20, 2013

"And When Armageddon Begins, It'll Be Totally Okay To Shoot The Dusky Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alfonso came by the other day and snaked it.

Yes, it's just like Jim Crow South, if the guy who was lynched actually did something besides offend the ol' boys club, and walked away afterwards.  Oh, and was white.  But hey!  RACE WAR!  Which is just Muir stating the facts, and being totally not racist.

Friday, July 19, 2013

"And This Proves He's The Real Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I don't like walking around this old and empty house.

Sometimes I like to give Sam a redneck accent when I read her.  It makes the strip more bearable.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

"They're Covering Up For The Dusky Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rosewater.

Remember, if something Muir is certain is happening doesn't seem to be happening, it's proof that it's happening, and the media is covering up. 

Ahh, isn't that the fastest road to Crazy you've ever heard?

Sunday, July 14, 2013

"And Then, I Was A Clown!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because six of one, half a dozen of the other.

...Well,  that was a... creepy combination of images.  Like Muir's racism, sexism and all-around craziness went to war last night.  And this is what came out.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

"Man, It Is So Hard For White People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because *dramatic violin music*.

And so things continue in this vein.  Go on Muir. Whitesplain things some more..

Friday, July 12, 2013

"Your Racism Is Amusing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because this is an Indian, which represents death.

But remember, Sam is actually a minority member--or was crudely retconned into being one.  So this is all okay!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

"Let Me Whitesplain Things To You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who prayed for shoes?

Because minorities need to hear from white guys that they should stop seeing themselves as groups, so that they can be weak and divided, and the white guys can stay in power.

Monday, July 8, 2013

"Your Repugnance To Me Is A Sign Of Weakness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and there came a day when Earth's Mightiest Heroes...

You know those scenes in Manhunter, and Silence of the Lambs, and Seven where the serial killer gives you a peak into his mind, and it's completely off-center, and the worst part is he doesn't even realize it...?




Not that I'm saying Muir's a serial killer.  So far as I know.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Friday, July 5, 2013

"Child Abuse Is Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because William the Silent.

It's going to be fun when they move to the Compound...

Thursday, July 4, 2013

"And By Middle Class, I Of Course Mean 'Angry White Guys'!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll never have that recipe again.

Yeah, it's such a shame we can't just... depose our government with the military's help...

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

"We Have To Overthrow That Abortion-Supporting Secret Muslim!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the federales say, they could have caught him any day.

Ahh, yes.  Obama is the misogynistic one.  On top of being a secret Muslim.  Right.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Need More Money!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Duff Gardens, hurrah!

I'm tempted to make a crack about the Free Market. 

Ahh, hell, why not?

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Saturday, June 29, 2013

"And This Is All Proven By The Fact That A Non-White Got Elected!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Fantastic Four.

Does Muir think that Obama is a son of the privileged elite?  And doesn't he realize that the CEOs he lionizes are the very elite he's insulting?

Never mind.  Of course not.

Friday, June 28, 2013

"You Are Being Assimilated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that sharp metal box that ticked?

While I suspect Muir has, once again, misunderstood something that is far less friendly to his worldview than he imagines, the important things are Jan continues her long slow slide into being just like every other character in DbD.  And that the funddrive continues to move at a snail's pace.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

"Et Tu, Ryan?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because leave the light on for me.

Oh, poor Muir.  Will no one remain true to the cause of protecting America's essence from the dusky, Marxist hordes?  No one?

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

"And If He Then Goes To China With Intelligence About Them..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because just Sideshow Bob and the guy who eats people's faces.

I think I'll bypass Muir's decision that Snowden's all right to note that the fundraiser seems to have stalled this year. 

Monday, June 24, 2013

"I Have To Say, It's Great Being Married To A Softcore Porn Drawing!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because everybody's free to feel good.

Right in front of each other.




Is a phrase that rhymes with 'knife lopping' running through anyone else's head?  Because sometimes you just wonder if these characters are just going to end the political pretense and admit that they exist as masturbation aids...

Sunday, June 23, 2013

"And This Proves How Free Of Bigotry I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Victoria!

Ahh, yes.  Barack Obama.  The secret Muslim. Plotting to destroy our freedoms.  Which entailed the death of Osama bin Laden to...

Yeah, that bit would kind of undermine Muir's point if it were even standing on anything close to solid ground instead of perched midair like Wile E. Coyote before a fall.  Instead this all another showcase for Muir's bigotry and lack of knowledge on the very points he fancies himself well-informed about. 

Which doesn't make it any less nasty.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Friday, June 21, 2013

Thursday, June 20, 2013

"A Tool! Like A Machete! Or A Cannon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because this cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend.

Yeah, Muir.  That's exactly what she's doing.  Yeah.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

The Creepiness Just Goes On!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because like a rhinestone cowboy.



Well, I guess it could get worse.  Somehow.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Monday, June 17, 2013

"Doesn't She See How Wonderful The Gun Is?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Centurion.

"I mean, it's not like this points out how our little universe of guns that work perfectly to magically protect the righteous has flaws!  Nope!  The gun shall punish her for her unworthiness!  Hail the gun!"

Sunday, June 16, 2013

"See... The Appeal Of This Is She's Sunburned!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Six is having problems adjusting to his clone status.




In between the racist Native American jokes, and the creepy sexism, this strip has done a good job reminding me why I don't like these characters.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

"Gosh, You're Awesome, Imaginary Black Friend!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Baden-Baden!

Well, that answers my question.  So these super-productive right-wingers--are all unemployed.

Gee, imagine that.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

"Those Uppity Little Girls..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling RAWHIDE!

Leaving aside the usual creepy-bad cheesecake, and the traditional dog whistles--we are witnessing one of those rare moments where Muir's characters seem to realize just how ridiculous their universe is.  Of course, they never reach a full realization--but some awareness of the utter silliness by which their lives function seeps in...

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

"Of Course, As A Couple Of Semi-Employed Workers, Ayn Rand Would Actually Lump Us In With The Parasites..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and was Jerusalem builded here, among those dark, Satanic Mills?

Why is that Rand's adolescent fantasies tend to appeal to people who bear so little resemblance to her plutocratic ideal?  I suspect that most of them suspect that they're going to hit it big soon, and the books are their roadmap to success.  Despite involving people who can single-handedly create things that defy the laws of physics.  And aren't named Tony Stark.

That said there's an extra dose of irony of doing this during a fundraising....

Monday, June 10, 2013

"Anything Less Than Total Plutocracy Isn't A True Free Market!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Theodore Dreiser.

Is it just me, or is there something kind of sad about Muir viewing gigantic-corporations as the defenders of democracy?

Sunday, June 9, 2013

"Heh, Heh--The Joke Where I Compare Democratic Government Workers To Alien Invaders Never Gets Old!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nicholas Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebon.



Why is it I'm thinking of an old, mildly dirty joke involving the word 'Klingons', and comparing Muir to it?

Oh, yes, I have an actual sense of humor.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

"Not Like Us! We're Pure And Immaculate In This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hej sokoly.

Muir, who spent his time cheering on the growth of the security state with only the slightest misgivings during the whole of the Bush administration, now blames liberals for all of it. 

It must be nice to have the memory of a goldfish...

Friday, June 7, 2013

Want To Bet He's Only Watched The Movie...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Owen Glendower.

And so, to keep score, the Imaginary Liberal married to the Imaginary Black Conservative no longer approves of the Imaginary version of President Obama. 

A crushing blow for the administration!

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

"Ah Ha! This Latest Scandal Will Surely Finish Him!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because freaking Flash Player...

You know, those sketches at the bottom are so awful, they enter the realm of mind-numbingly creepy...

Monday, June 3, 2013

It's What He Wants...

It's the Days' Day of Days!  Because nice hat.

Is it just me, or do these things actually manage to lose a little more dignity every year?

Sunday, June 2, 2013

"And Don't Forget The Martian Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cossack Song!

If there is a Hell, Muir's first moment in it will be the realization that he was exactly the sort of ruinous cancer on the body politic he regularly accused liberals of being.

And it being Hell, that first moment will stretch out for eternity.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Friday, May 31, 2013

"Why Couldn't You Be Responsible And Decent, Like Us Bush Voters?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Ay-da, da, ay-da!

Once again--the Palin booster lectures foolish Obama voters through the instrument of his faux-liberal sock puppet.  Wee.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

"Now Excuse Me While I Stroke My White Cat..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hortense...

"See, I know that he's evil incarnate, for doing things that I wouldn't mind if he were a right-wing Republican.  Except for the drones which cross an invisible line that supercool government snipers DON'T!"

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

"That Implicitly Gay Traitor!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mormons, Mormons everywhere.

Another thing I can dislike Chris Muir for--making sympathize with Chris Christie.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

"Ha Ha! My Brilliant Satire Is Brilliant!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the ocean!



Wow.  Once again, Muir displays that utter lack of knowledge that makes you wonder if he has any self-awareness at all. 

No wonder he needs to believe in massive conspiracies to explain how the world works while operating in the manner he imagines it to...

"Obviously, This Is Not As Big As Benghazi, But Still Big!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hilarious mishaps.

I think Muir, like most of his ilk, is torn on this story.  He despises 'the media' after all, and thus can't help but be cheered when its discomfited--but it's President Blacula. 

Sunday, May 26, 2013

"Don't You See, Democracy Works Best When An Aristocratic Elite Run Everything!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the man with a red left shoe.

Okay--Muir just created a continuity problem in his own strip... the last two strips had Damon in a conversation with the President. Now this is revealed as a dream.  This means Damon has been dreaming... in real time.

As for the strip itself--glad to see Muir confirming that he doesn't get the concept of democracy. 

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Also, The Bush Years Never Happened!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I hate net-ads.

Man, the amount of delusion Muir needs to admire people like Palin while viewing Obama as a talentless hack...

Well, it's almost breathtaking.

Friday, May 24, 2013


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then came the chimp.

...And now comes the long interval where Muir trumpets the doubtless soon-to-come devastating revelations, until something shiny comes along so he can avoid dealing with the fact that they haven't appeared...

Thursday, May 23, 2013

"Those Thugs! Attacking My Imaginary Cast!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you farging corksoaker.

Hey, remember when Jan was actually discernible from the rest of these sociopaths politically and as a person?  Man, fun times.  Fun times.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

"I Just Realized That This Entire Premise MAKES NO SENSE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what's that?  Bonapartist?  What kind of lunatic are you?

Ahh, yes.  Damon's ridiculous ability to have interviews with Obama.  Arguably where Muir's various contradictory stances and story designs have collided the most.  If Muir were even a halfway talented writer, he'd have a cast big enough so that he could have a guy who interviewed Obama, and not have it collide with his best friends being a family of finacially struggling conservatives.  Of whom the guy is a government sniper... okay, thing would likely still be ridiculous, but they wouldn't be so horrifically ridiculous.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

"Those Secrets Are For My Husband And The Strip's Audience To Know!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Orleanist vs. Legitimist!  There can be only one!

Sometimes the irony when Muir gets self-righteous is just... too painful.

Monday, May 20, 2013

"See? This Proved How Right I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Riddle-Master of Hed.

And remember, folks, they're friends. 

Well, as much friends as a bunch of creepy sociopaths can be.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

"Argleblagle Gobbledygook STAR TREK!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bevis.

Well, the Blockbuster Sundays are back, only now Muir's venturing into even deeper realms of insanity.  I'm serious.  We started with a wall of text, and ended with a Star Trek parody that made no sense whatsoever.  I have to ask--is Chris Muir's muse Jack Daniel proving a bit too pricey these days, and is Muir having to resort from mercy shags from Georgia Moon to keep his art alive?

Saturday, May 18, 2013

"Clearly This Proves They're The Racist Stupid Ones!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Clovis.




Wow.  Muir manages to show what a racist he is--while accusing his opponents of being racist Nazis. 

I'd say more, but damn it, this thing tops itself.

Friday, May 17, 2013

"This Is EXACTLY What The Deficit Is Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Grand Trunk Road!

Again Muir demonstrates that economics is... not a strong point.  But really, who needs  a solid understanding of theory when he knows what FEELS right?

Thursday, May 16, 2013

"See! Clint Was RIGHT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Johann Friedrich.

This is... what, the hundredth and twelfth time Muir has gloated over Obama's imminent destruction for the Righty craze of the month?  It's lost its novelty.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

"See! This Wall Of Text Proves Something!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because garbanzo beans!

 And of course no such relationships can be found on the Right. 

Or more precisely, when found, they don't matter.

Monday, May 13, 2013

"This Is Totally A Big Deal, And His Scheming Is Obvious, You Moron!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because let's see action, let's see freedom.

You know, once again, we are seeing the big problem in Muir's presentation of the Skye/Sam relationship--Skye may be an annoying bitch, but her sister is intentionally starting political discussions so that she can brag about how smarter and better informed she is in than Skye.  To the non-sociopathic reader, it all increases the perception of Muir's protagonists as a bunch of stupid, deluded creeps.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Well, No Wonder She's So Happy--That Joint's The Size Of A Freakin' Cuban Cigar!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

You know, the clear projection of a man who sees the world through a haze of liquor and paranoia in this strip really just... typifies the Muir ethos.  "Everyone who isn't like me is a filthy, addled degenerate".

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Is She Never Not Posing...?

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Trevor Goodchild.

Here, Sam serves the vital function of disguising the fact that Muir has a weak punchline, and a weaker argument.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Thursday, May 9, 2013

No, It Wouldn't Be, Moron.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kanto Kanrei.

So, Muir, a man who has various times contemplated armed revolt against the government, and idolizes the Confederacy is now accusing the President of treason.

More proof that wingnut "patriotism" is one part jingoistic ego-inflation, to another part pure bullshit.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Glinka!

Gosh, it's clear that this the result of sinister malfeasance on the part of Obama's government. 

A Republican wouldn't have let something this bad happen!

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

"He's Thinking About Hiring Me For His Mercenary Army Though!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Catherine Michelle.

Is it just me, or is it creepy that Muir's idea of a rich guy acts like a South American drug lord...?

Monday, May 6, 2013

Huh. An Oasis Of Mild Suck.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ooom!

You know compared to the Lovecraftian horror of the last few days, that's almost bearable.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Thursday, May 2, 2013

"Oh, Silly, We Never Had That!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Dixit Dominus!

Just counting the days until Muir either ends this storyline with a contrived plot twist, or forgets that he's made them poor again...

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

"This Is Sexy, Damn It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because actes and monuments.


Ever see a Fellini movie?  Well, this is kind of reminding me of one.  Only without the intent...

Monday, April 29, 2013

Drunken, Hateful Rants Are Funny!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what did he do to you?

Muir really thinks his cast are upstanding American patriots in touch with the truth, instead of the vile jingoists they are.  But hey!  Confirmation for my 'Jack Daniel is the cowriter' theory!

Sunday, April 28, 2013

"They Don't Understand Things! Not Like We Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horn solo.

As we enjoy... well, endure more Muir's creepy attempts at sexiness, let us consider a strip that continues to act as if the Obama administration is some sort of sinister coup, instead of a legally elected government, and acts as if the United States suddenly abandoned good government for a communist dictatorship, instead of enduring eight years of a solid contender for 'worst President ever' before electing a moderate to try and steer us away from some of the man's worse policies...

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Friday, April 26, 2013

"Only White Southerners Appreciate America. That's Why They Threaten To Leave It All The Time."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Napoleon Prize.

Yes, only Texas, the place where a poorly-regulated fertilizer factory recently exploded killing hundreds, understands THE REAL America.  And if they didn't have to deal with the evil Northwest, they wouldn't be FORCED to suckle at the Federal Government's teat, and maybe, maybe they could be the sort of nation they want to be, a nation where vast gulfs in living standards between the poor and wealthy are able to go completely unaddressed, and where preparation for disasters can be left in the benevolent hand of God.

It would be... interesting...

Thursday, April 25, 2013

"They Should Be Unhappy The Police Caught The Bombers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George Gower.

If a Republican were in the White House, Muir would be hooting and hollering in joy.  As one is not, this is all the evil conspiracy of evil. 

And the cast continues to be awful.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

"That Is Totally What They Would Say!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ancora qui.

The man who's in favor of torture and targeting Muslims is once again trying to paint himself as the inheritor of Jefferson and Franklin, two men who would probably find him quite nauseating. 

As for the second strip, allow me to state that this is more evidence that Muir's entire cast are awful and crazy.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

"Not That We're Racists."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because call the police, call the coroner.

Muir does realize that the Tsarneivs were white Muslims, right?  Honest to goodness Caucasians, from the Caucasus?  Also, he does realize that there have been WASP terrorists?  Like Eric Randolph, the guy whose crimes most resemble what the Tsarneivs did?   Or Timothy McVeigh?  (I'd throw Ted Kaczynski into the mix, but as a man of Polish descent, he doesn't quite fit the WASP part...) 

Of course not.  He really thinks racial and cultural profiling are a good idea.

Monday, April 22, 2013

"Aren't I Cool?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Christian der Tolle.

I'm having Master Ninja flashbacks.  That's not a good thing.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

"We Live In An Age Of Utter OPPRESSION!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Wise Wolf.

Yes, Muir, go on whining about how awful things are for the white middle class.  We'll go on playing the world's smallest violin for you and it.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

"Oh, Thank God, It Wasn't One Of Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Battle of Reading.

As Muir tries to pretend he isn't gasping in relief, let's watch as he tries to paint the President who got Osama bin Laden as a hopeless puppet of Muslim interests.  Oh, and let's watch as he tries to paint all Muslims as terrorists!  And ignores White Trash Ricin Man!

Friday, April 19, 2013

"I Notice You Think You Know What Words Mean When You Don't...."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm right where I belong.

If we're going to talk about changes, how about Muir's shift from not caring about the DHS to seeing it as evil incarnate, which, strangely enough happened when a Democrat came into power...

Thursday, April 18, 2013

"My Totem Will Protect Me, My Totem Will Protect Me..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he fought some spiders.

After three days of this, I've decided that, no matter what Muir claims, in the DbD universe, Zed and Sam have in fact been passing financial support and training to various antigovernment groups, with their arrest being completely valid.  This is showing Muir's characters the same level of respect they show to actual flesh and blood people.  And hey--they're fictional, so it's actually better.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because *string music*.

Muir, having gotten himself into a hole with this storyline, decides to dig himself in deeper in the hope if he keeps at it, he'll come out in China.

Of course, this means he's not only tying his present storyline into the Boston tragedy in the most tasteless, insensitive way possible, he's making Sam look even more like the vile sociopathic pseudo-patriot that she actually is, instead of the trusty and true bastion of American liberty Muir imagines he's writing.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

"Actually, The Weathermen Went Out Of Their Way To Avoid Casualties..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because life is kind of like a beanstalk, isn't it?

I have family in Boston, including an uncle who ran the Marathon last year.  So fuck you, Muir.  Your bullshit little storyline has just collided with the real world, and left you feebly slapping around for a way to deflect the sudden amount of FAIL on display here.

Monday, April 15, 2013

"It's A Plot Against White Conservatives!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because perhaps the sun will never shine upon my field of wheat.

And now Muir's getting in high dudgeon over the oppression of his kind and baby-killing.  Gosh, will we liberals ever be able to equal the extraordinary moral rectitude of conservatives?

Sunday, April 14, 2013

"Ooooh, SCHULTZ!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we now know in every fifth boy-child in America is a system of strings and pulleys, operated by a small dwarf.

As Muir continues to give us a radical right-wingers Hogan's Heroes, let us consider the truth of the man--who accused anyone who didn't support the Iraqi War of treason, who thought torture was okay, and who felt that oppressing Muslims was A-Okay.  Looking back, it's pretty clear, Muir doesn't respect the Constitution, or "individual liberty"--he just thinks he should be able to do what he wants, because he is a magic patriot who knows what's best for the nation.  And so, the "Conservative" gnostic theory of government continues...

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Yeah... The 'One Phone Call' Thing Is Not Actually True...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lift every voice and sing.

The problem, of course, is that for a sane onlooker, Muir's creations are a bunch of sociopathic assholes who probably should be in prison for some of the crap they've pulled--thus we don't see this as a hideous injustice, but the narrative finally inflicting a little justice on these horrible things.

Friday, April 12, 2013


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dame Rutherford.

Muir is referring to the couple who kidnapped their children from their grandparents' house, and fled with them to Cuba. 

I think he's got his facts... slightly wrong.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

"They Will Be Rounding Us Up Soon! Just You Watch!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because crippled for life.

And Muir continues to mainline crazy.