Saturday, November 29, 2014

Friday, November 28, 2014

"I Can't See What's Wrong With This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because zappos.



You know, I expected Muir's response to Ferguson to be bad.  I didn't expect it to be so hypocritically, stupidly bad, a combination of dehumanizing racism that treats blacks as if they were animals and Muir--the man who sees threats in phrases--declaring that blacks are being a bunch of hysterical babies about the entire matter.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

"He Is Now Automatically Not The President Anymore! I'm Sure About This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll have what I'm having.

Remember--Obama is the dangerous traitor to the nation.  Not the people living in a compound, fantasizing about killing him.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

"See! These Things Are EXACTLY Alike!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because alias Nick Beal.

So apparently, the idea is that Damon is only acting like a creepy jerk as a form of political protest. 

One wonders when he started...

Monday, November 24, 2014

"And Teaching Satanism In School!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because wood pulp.

Ahh, yes.  The insane claims about sex ed parroted by Right-wingers.  Decades have passed, but they just keep getting crazier.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

And Hans Christian Anderson Joins The Horde That Muir Has Turning In Their Graves...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ah, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Man, after the last few days of utter crazy, this is almost a disappointment. Oh, sure, Muir waxing misogynistic and the worst Emperor's New Clothes scenario yet, but it's still lacks the full-fledged nuttiness we've been seeing.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

"No, Seriously, Only The Cray-Cray Can Save Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the doffing Mistress.

And the bad mixed metaphors just keep coming. This one doesn't quite top the utter craziness of yesterday, but let's give Muir some time.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

"Whereas We Are Revolutionaries Fighting For Oppressed Well-to-do White Males Everywhere!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Solutions.

So, we're getting another "Jan and Damon stay in the same spot, and talk" run of strips.  I'd say at least they're easy to draw this way, but Muir has managed to make them both look like rubber-boned, eyeless freaks, so apparently not.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

"The Stupid Hippies! Not So Groovy Now, Is It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cranberry.

Now, guess what generation is keeping the Republicans in power? 

But then Muir tends to operate by a sort of magical intuition instead of the mere facts, and there are scalps to be taken for Vietnam...

Sunday, November 16, 2014

"Clone, Clone Of My Own..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Donar's oak.

As Sam once again proves she's basically Zed as a woman, I feel obligated to note the big sport for the Romans wasn't gladiator fighting--it was chariot-racing.  And that the latter was generally more deadly than the former.

Just food for thought.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

"How Dare They Be Offended By Offensive Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because processed with alkali.

You know, this ALMOST makes you miss Victorian hypocrisy, where the sexist jerks knew they had to at least PRETEND they were being respectful to women as they disrespected them. 

Then you remember about bustles, corsets, and the utterly crap divorce laws...

Friday, November 14, 2014

"Our Latest Obsession Is Clearly The Greatest Issue In Politics!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because in the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

Wonder how long this one will last...

Thursday, November 13, 2014

"He's A Dead White Male, So He Has To Be On My Side!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because your pitiful planet is doomed.

The creepy crazyfail just keeps on going.  And going.  And going.  And Muir and his fans keep thinking there is something daring and profound in all this...

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

"My Stenciled Nude Is Proof Of My Awesomeness!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because up jumped the devil.

Yes, demonstrating your eternal 12 year oldness is how you win.  Right.  Sure.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

"My Insults And Sexism Prove I'm Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Chess Box Set.

The knowledge that this is a war they are definitely losing is a great consolation to me...

Sunday, November 9, 2014

"Of Course This Also Invalidates All Our Crazy Paranoid Theories, But--BOOBIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Golden Horde.

Remember, folks, 38% voter turnout = incredible mandate.   Now here's some more word salad and nudity to get you to swallow all this.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Friday, November 7, 2014

"And This Isn't Creepy At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Shadows in the Dark.


It's hard to believe that Muir could make this more objectionable--but he did.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

"How Best To Celebrate This? Of Course! Crude Sex Jokes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Columbia Workshop.

So, remember all those crazy paranoid things that were supposed to happen, but didn't?

Because apparently Muir doesn't.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

"They Should Be Calling For His Summary Execution! NOW!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vic and Sade.

And this is why I fully expect this victory to be pissed down the GOP's leg in virtually no time at all.  They've got to placate the cray-cray.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

"He Used To Read Me 'The Life of John Birch' To Help Me Get To Sleep!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red brick house.

I'm pretty sure Wade screams about those commie government goombah, even as he goes to cash his Social Security check...

Monday, November 3, 2014

Sunday, November 2, 2014

"Thus Said The Man From The Future!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Orff.

When the characters you want to sound like sane neutral onlookers sound instead like crazed fascistic thugs, your effort at satire has gone greatly off the rails.

Saturday, November 1, 2014