Monday, March 31, 2014

"See? They're The Evil Corrupt Ones! NOT US!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Q-Bert.

One wonders how Muir squares this up with the Sinister Democratic Conspiracy Against Guns.  But then it's Muir.  Holding two opposing ideas in his head at the same time and failing to see how they clash is par for the course.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Friday, March 28, 2014

"How DARE They Not See Healthcare As A Threat To Our American Way Of Life!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wash away my sorrow, wash away my shame with the rain in Shambala.

That's right!  Don't let ANYTHING pierce the bubble.  Any point of view not Right Wing is HERESY!  If your friends and family dare expose you to it, whine, moan, pitch a fit!  Anything to keep your beautiful mind free of the taint.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

"I'm NEVER Leaving The Bastion of Racial Safety That Is Florida!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hyena.



It's times like this that Damon's whole 'imaginary black guy written by a white guy' status really gets obnoxious.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Monday, March 24, 2014

"How Dare They Point Guns At White People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a horse is a horse, of course, of course.

Clearly, Muir is focused on the vital issues of the day.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

"Clearly, This Is A Grave And Awful Threat!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Venus, Cupid and Satyr.

Sometimes, DbD is a work of aggressive insanity.  And other times, it is a work where Muir old man whines, and talks about bad books he's reading.

I don't know which is worse, actually.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Friday, March 21, 2014

"We're A Magic Wonderful Land!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poppa would have shot him.

So... despite our constitution being OLDER than the Marxism that he paints as horribly old-fashioned, our nation is younger because special magical handwave...

...I am keeping my face from slamming into my desk through immense mental effort right now.  I just want to make that absolutely clear.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

"It's Like Van Gockgh Said..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lubusz Land.

Let's watch Muir imagine he's profound, ehh?  I've no doubt it will be entertaining...

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

And There Is Nothing Odd About This Analogy At All...

It' s the Day's Day of Days!  Because French horn.

You know, leaving aside the... obvious jokes that occur to me on the subject of Chris Muir's latest mancrush, I just have to say that this is what comforts me in the long run.  Oh, the Right may enjoy the momentary swell in mainstream confidence thanks to blunders and faults by their opponents--by they will fritter it away on displays of self-gratification, because they just don't realize how obnoxious they are.

Monday, March 17, 2014

"And BB Guns! And Nitroglycerine!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sanskrit.

Ahh, Muir remembering the good ol' days, before a bunch of crybabies who got their fingers blown off ruined it for the rest of us...

Sunday, March 16, 2014

"Yeah, He Was A Total Fake! Total!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we're scratched by scattered needles.

Ah, the grand old Right Wing respect for vets, which vanishes the moment they don't vote their way.  Makes you cry, don't it?

Saturday, March 15, 2014

"Not For Da Smarties Like Us Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the casting of the runes.

Ohh, Muir, why don't you follow this up with some climate change denial?  It all goes together so well!

Friday, March 14, 2014

"Why Can't They Just Stick To The Kitchen?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I need someone beside me in everything I do.

Oddly enough, the pair seem surprised they've produced a psychopath, instead of pleased at a successful reaching of the goal.

And damn it, Muir still can't draw kids.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

"He's A Fascist Thug, AND A Weak As Water Liberal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yub nub.

It's time for everyone's favorite game 'what Barack is Muir complaining about now?'  Is it the iron-fisted commufascist dictator?  The pathetic weakling who should stand back and let the real Muricans handle things?  The bumbling fool who any right-winger is so much smarter than?  Just remember--whatever Muir needs to feel, there's a Barack for it.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

"I Immediately Assumed You Were Doing Something Sexually Provocative!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because London Speculator.

How can one mistake the two words--they may start the same, but they sound very different, and the sentence Zed imagines is nonsense.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

"The Novel That Was Nominated For The Breakaway PseudoHugo Award For Novels Like It?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the world is round, it blows my mind.

Ah, libertarian science fiction.  A genre dominated by eternal twelve year-olds who insist they are the manliest men, yes they are.

"How Dare He Attempt To Champion Reality!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because duel of the fates.

And those examples Muir is ignoring, the rest of the First and a good chunk of the Third World. But hey, Muir has his careful little bubble--the one that lead him to feel that Iraq was a glorious success until he suddenly started pretending it didn't happen.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

"We're Just Like People Actually Fighting Against Tyranny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because each lonely day spent looking for the sunshine.

I wonder what Muir will do when the bloody crackdown doesn't happen...

Ahh, but that's the great things about conspiracy theories--they always adjust to the new circumstances, and ignore the failure of past predictions.  Sort of like doomsday prophets.  Only slightly crazier.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

"Giving People National Health Care Is EXACTLY Like Invading Sovereign Territory!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Philibert.

Other common symptoms of psychopathy are lack of judgment, poor insight and massive egocentrism.  Because of this, they are prone to see threats where there are none, and react violently.

Sound like anyone we know?

Friday, March 7, 2014

Thursday, March 6, 2014

The Lesson--Don't Spawn.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brandenburg-Kulmbach.

Ahhh--Muir tries his hand at a tired old cliché.  And botches it utterly.

Plus, the demonspawn.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

"Get It? Get It? GET IT?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because God made good.

As we watch the gun nut accuse the other side of being the death cult members, let us remember--Muir almost certainly owns guns. 

Comforting, eh?

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

"Not That I'm Saying We Should... Do Anything, Mind You?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ain't that a kick in the head.

Photographs and home addresses.

Every year of my life, I watch the gun nuts let the pretense drop a little further.  And imagine that it makes them look good.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

"And They're All Definitely Real, And There's Nothing Like Them On The Republican Side, So We Win, Forever, And Ever!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Madoc, son of Uther.

And so goes another exciting game of "Youse The Real Racists!"  Once again, remember, the white guy wins it--IN HIS OWN MIND!

Which as far as he is concerned, is the only place that counts.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

"And I'm Only Saying This To Point Out How Bad He Was! That's All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because by the first part of our contract we cancel our eyes.

And remember, all his efforts on the Civil Rights Act don't count.  And prove that Democrats are the Real Racists!