Wednesday, September 29, 2010

"Yeah! Your Evil Conspiracy To Give The Poor A Voice Is Known!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sardinia.

Yep. It's all a plot. America LOVES Republicans! Loves them! They could only lose if the Democrats cheated! Only way!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

"Texas BELONGS To Republicans!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Avignon.

Democrats are clearly cheating! Because there's no way they could have a number advantage anywhere in a state with a large Hispanic population!

Monday, September 27, 2010

"Yeah. It's Bullshit, Peddled By Paranoids. Next Question."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nothing is going through my mind! Why do you think that all the time!

Yeah. Yeah. Republicans HAVE to have MORE VOTES. The people THAT MATTER vote for them. Old, white people!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

"Another Round Of War And Evil Should Save The Nation!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Robots!

Yep. That was the only thing you could object to during the Bush years. The homeless. And now, they're being ignored. Yep.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

"Republicans Can't Handle How AWESOME Palin Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because sunfish.

A Jewish woman talking about people being "stabbed in the back". Thank you, Muir, for the unintentional irony.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010


It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Kansas City Shuffle.

I don't care what he's complaining about. Every time Muir indulges his breastfeeding fetish, it gets worse, and Baby Jesus cries.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

"We Must Stone Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because you snooze, you lose.

So... now Rove is a RINO. Man, that category is getting so broad, pretty soon the only way to be a real Republican is to be an off-medication crazy person.



Who votes Republican. Don't want to let it get too broad, now do we?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

"Enjoy Our Vile Word Salad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ask about our discount!

Yeah. Muir really thinks he's capturing relationships here.

Also, another pseudobrainy paraphrase from Muir's favorite gay socialist, Oscar Wilde.

Monday, September 20, 2010

"Europeans Won! So We're Never Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because She Who Must Be Obeyed!

Well, now I know Muir doesn't get out much. He thinks that's a brilliant argument.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

"Barack Is Doubleplus Ungood!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because nothing, nothing, everything.

Muir's pathetic little screed declares up down and black white, in his usual idiotic fashion. And yet underneath it all, there is the cry of the dumb white guy--'if I didn't have to pay taxes and be nice to the coloreds, country would be back on track.'

Muir thinks these are "real ideas". Muir thinks government doing anything that doesn't involve police or soldiers is bad. Muir is a self-absorbed twit. Who can't really draw.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

"And A Spy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Minnie the Moocher!

Yep. More Captain Mitty. Because Muir wants to show that his penis is very large he loves the troops.

Friday, September 17, 2010

"People Deserve The Right To Throw Away Whatever They Want!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Hunting of the Snark!

I see, Muir, that for all your talk of being an average man, you've never worked as a janitor. Simple fact--the more wastepaper baskets you give people, the more shit they throw in them.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

"Don't They Realize That Only Ignorance Can Save Us?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Silver Surfer!

Yep. A new logo. And taking care of our problems. And of course the Republicans should only listen to the rabid Rightwingers who are out of touch not only with America in general--but reality. Oh, well. When the New Party is founded, we'll show them! There's no way they can stand against our powerful will!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

"Boy, Biden Sure Is Dumb, Eh?"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the nausea.

What cutting wit. Oh, well, I should count my blessings. It's so much more pleasant when this strip is merely intermible, instead of atrocious.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

"He Should Be PUNCHING His Fellow World Leaders!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because horseradish sauce.

More words of wisdom from noted diplomatic expert, Chris Muir. And by "diplomatic expert" I mean "ignorant, bigoted jackass".

Monday, September 13, 2010

"How Dare They Suggest He Stop His Arrogant And Pointless Bigotry!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because it's electric.

Actually, Muir, the relationship between citizens and the government is a complex one of mutual dependence. Of course, like every cryptofascist, Muir is all for slavish loyalty to the government when it is vile, and hateful, and militaristic.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

A... Treaty. With... The UN...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because so can I or any man.




Muir takes GIGO to the next level, demonstrating that when you put garbage into a processing system that is garbage, the result is toxic waste.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Oh, Shit...

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Sherman's March to the Sea!

Is he...


No one can be...

He is, isn't he?

Well, now we know who's really dishonoring the memories of the fallen...

Friday, September 10, 2010

"So, We've No Other Choice. Medical Experiments For The Lot Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Frick!

No, Muir of Seperation of Church and State IS NOT a "Christian" concept, you ignorant, bigoted, self-righteous shithead. But then, you seem to be arguing that we have to shred the Constitution to save it, so then expecting truth and reason from a man dedicated to falsehood and prejudice is probably an error on my part. Mea culpa.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

"All Islam! ALL OF IT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Ceres!

Ahhh, Muir's done read some bigot, and now he thinks he knows what the fuck he's talking about.

He doesn't of course, the pathetic bigot. I mean, you could make similar arguments about his brand of Christianity.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

"Hee Hee! Like You I Am Consumed By Spite!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because spiffy!

I'd say Muir can't create a plausible liberal, but that would be suggesting that Muir can create a plausible character.

Monday, September 6, 2010

"Ise Is So Brave!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because home modification!

Yeah. Muir threatens a guy who threatens cartoonists--through his fictional cross-gendered alter ego in his crappy online strip that is almost certainly below the other guy's radar.

I'm in awe of your courage, man. Just--in awe.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

"And That Means There's No Anti-Raghead Prejudice In America! And I'm Free To Despise Them And Their Evil Religion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the Man from Earth.

Yeah. Fuck you, Muir, you racist, rationalizing shithead. This is the same line of bullshit that assholes always use in these cases. "We do nice things for Group A. That means Group A has nothing to complain about! And all of Group A is responsible for the actions of their extremists!" Like I said, an old dodge. But still a pretty skeezy one.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

"Ha! Ha! Stupid Turbinheads!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Betty Merken.

"Don't they know that JEEBUS is God? And Reagan was his prophet? We're the only people with the right to get offended AT ANYTHING regarding our faith!"

Thursday, September 2, 2010