Thursday, July 31, 2014

"They Are Unworthy And Weak, As They Won't Go Full Crazy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because oleander.

Yeah.  Sure.  Right.  Republicans problem is they're too nice and yielding.  Right.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

"How Dare They Attack Our 51st State!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because salve.

Ahh, the surest sign of patriotism--loyalty to the aims of another nation over your own, and regardless of any ethical concerns.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

"I Mean, They're Clearly Not Mexican! So Why Should They Have To Wait?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because piccolo.

Well, on the one hand we missed having Damon explain the inner decadence of liberalism to Skye again.  On the other--we got this strip, which demonstrates that Muir doesn't even think through his complaints...

Monday, July 28, 2014

"See! This Is What All Liberals REALLY Want!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because scrambled eggs.

And two to one, Muir uses his fake black man and his fake liberal to have a fake discussion tomorrow.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

"Now, Let's Destroy Our Cellphones!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pom far.

Guns.  The answer to all of life's problems, in the Muirverse.  Including guns.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Pinups From Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because I have heard the rumors of the Thugee cult.

And the worst thing about Muir's softcore?\

He's so bad at it.

Friday, July 25, 2014

"And This Shows How We're The Good Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the cuckoo's a pretty bird.

The evil decadence of the left must be fought, so that the good decadence of the Right may triumph!

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

"I Mean--Assassination And Rule By The Gun--These Are GOOD Things, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it's day and night she followed him.

But remember, folks, if the Secret Service were to start checking on these heavily-armed people who seriously talk about killing the President, it'd be tyranny. 

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

"If It Ain't Snake-Handler, It Ain't REAL Christianity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because red coat.

And Zed and Sam are proud that they are not fooled by the CONSPIRACY!  They know that real Christian groups treat poverty--with harsh raps on the skull, for being lazy!

Monday, July 21, 2014

"Doubtless, She Will Be Fo-Shizzling!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll be in my great castle--inquire for Reynardine.




Yeah.  To paraphrase Zero Mostel, "they think they're witty".

Sunday, July 20, 2014

"And This Proves It's All Hokum!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Madadayo!

Somehow, I get the impression Muir was just thrilled to write those opening panels.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

"I Have Seen It In A Flying Saucer!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it was indescribable.

America's racists just keep getting crazier, don't they?  There's no bottom--they just keep falling further and further down...

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

"They're The Nazi-Analogues! Not The Self-Appointed Border Guards!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Midnight Express.

Amazing how Muir always insists, against large amounts of evidence, that his side is the persecuted ones in any arrangement...

Monday, July 14, 2014

"We Aren't Racist! We Have Imaginary Black And Hispanic Friends!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bulgaria.

Ahh, the modern Right's answer to racism.

Insist doesn't exist.  They like black people, and just wish they wouldn't be so uppity...

Sunday, July 13, 2014

"And That Is Why The Killing Shall Begin!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alexandru Lăpușneanu.

You know the funny thing about that whole 'future spree killer' rant is that Muir remains convinced that the country is now on his side, and soon, soon, President Blacula's doom will be nigh.

This about the twentieth time he's prophesized the upcoming revolution, and it's gotten ever more tiresome.

Saturday, July 12, 2014


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Prester John.

I'm half expecting them to launch into that clone scream from the Invasions of the Body Snatchers remake...

Thursday, July 10, 2014

"And Let's Not Forget The Fluoride In The Water, Hon!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and midgets.

So... does the fact that this evil plan doesn't make any sense whatsoever matter to Muir?

Oh, what am I saying.  Of course not.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

"You See, If You Don't Understand Things, It's Easy To Make Everything A Conspiracy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tiger fudge.

Man, I'm having Clinton flashbacks.  Because that was the thing with Clinton--back when he was President, you didn't just hear that he was a bad president, you heard he was bad period, and involved in vast conspiracies to smuggle drugs, kill people, and undermine the nation.

And this from people who'd looked the other way when a previous President had authorized selling weapons to terrorists.  So that we could finance OTHER terrorists.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

"Clearly, He Is Just Being Random And Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the mirror on reflection, has climbed back on the wall.



Yes, of course, the President WANTS this to happen, so that he can... do something.  LOOK, JUST ACCEPT THAT HE'S EVIL INCARNATE, OKAY?

Monday, July 7, 2014

Friday, July 4, 2014


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jonathan Sumption.


Never since Fellini has a man succeeded in making nudity so unappealing.  And Fellini did intentionally.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

"And Fantasizing About Killing The President Through Inhumane Methods Proves How American We Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the faithful hussar.

Of course, in the real world, I'd give Muir's pals exactly five minutes if they tried to actually seize control of a government. 

Tuesday, July 1, 2014