We Have Always Been At War With The FBI!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the letter E.

There's a part of me that can't help but feel a strange satisfaction at almost all the federal law enforcement agencies and intelligence agencies discovering that they are all the BATF now.

Of course, there's another part that is scared shitless.

In This Universe, Even Robots Are Sexist Asses.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Salamanca.

It says something about DbD that at this point, a bad joke can become a cast member because Muir says why the hell not?

"This Is Relevant, Somehow!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because these are not for eating.

And we're back to this.  *sighs*

And John Carpenter Suddenly Felt A Great Irritation, But Didn't Know Why...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

So what did Mitch and Paul do this week to be declared heretics?

Not that it really matters, mind you, but it does have a certain strange charm, seeing the latest insane disputes between the Right.

"It Must Be True! My Fellow Cranks Wouldn't Lie To Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Brando.

So, more creepy imaginary triumphs, and screaming about the Illuminati. Got it.

"This Sure Proves Things!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Blue Oyster Cult.

Ahh, yes.  Another meaningless imaginary victory over a farcical ape of this week's Goldstein, accompanied by crap T & A.  Yawn.

Muir Doesn't Take Kindly To Preverts.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because blooper.

You know, Muir's pulled this same stunt for years now, insisting that the evil government agents are incredible perverts, as he draws a strip that is clearly supposed to titillate his intended audience of crazy paranoids.  And it's invariably the same strip, so the lack of self-reflection here is... bracing.

The Interplay of Sex And Racism.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because original flavor

So apparently ethnic cleansing schemes get the Mittys hot and bothered.

What nice people.

"This Is The Important Stuff! Nothing Else!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pet health.

It's tough to avoid the feeling that years of screaming at shadows have made Muir not only prone to do so, but unable to recognize a real threat when it comes.

"This Is Their Fault! THEIR FAULT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because imperative.

Astonishing how it always turns out to be "the Democrats support slavery", in'it?  Not wanting to deport children and productive Americans?  SLAVERY!  Not wanting to put minorities in prison en masse? SLAVERY!  At this point, it's clear "slavery" to Muir means anything but things that actually resemble slavery.

"Yes, Everything Is The Opposite Of How It Seems To The Uninitiated!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because born under a bad sign.

So, we move from "the South is totally not racist!" to "The FISA warrant was the real crime!" 

That none of this makes any sense is of course immaterial.  Hell, it's part of the point.  Things that make sense are for those deluded sheeple.  The fact that explaining how the conspiracy works tends to unravel is part of what proves that it so very subtle and so very clever.

Bad Soft-Core. The Sign Of A True Christian Patriot.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because soot-styx.

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Every damn year, this strip gets a little filthier.

Taking Bets This Was Drawn Left-Handed.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pine tree.

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Honestly, with their isolation from the rest of society, those girls have a lot more things to worry about than their parents running a creepy Hooters style restaurant.

Oh, so much more.

"Clearly, We Must Strike First!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ocean of the streams of story.

They won the presidency.  They still hold Congress. Red states continue to take the majority of federal funds while viewing the blue states that are funding them as a bunch of parasites  And yet the Right continuously tells itself that is the victim of a powerful cabal, a weak and persecuted people.  And yet also strong and virtuous, unlike those people. 

Which is why it has taken Muir under a year for the compound dwellers to go back to preparing for the coming civil war.

"It'd Be Like Pimping, Only Legal."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the catalog.

Zed and Sam's marriage has gone in some very creepy directions over the year, hasn't it?

I mean, this isn't even the first time Zed's had plans like that.

"Remember Something That Was Actually Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because St. Stephen.

Muir's knack for referring to much better comedy does a great job reminding us all how much this strip isn't funny.

"For We Have Oodles Of The Sex."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because where the ocean meets the land.

The prospect of nuclear Armageddon is simply a chance for Captain Mitty to think of the great sex he'd have with Mrs. Mitty, because that is the sort of rich life Muir's imaginary version of himself has.

"This Explains Why Those Libtard Snowflakes Believe Such Insane Conspiracy Theories!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because thunderstruck.

The Right has now reached the point where they project their projection onto their opponents.  We are through the looking glass people.

"Somehow, This Proves How The Clintons Are Worse."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tuesday's gone with the wind.

Is that...? 

Yep, it's a Pizzagate reference.  Well, Skye continues to join the hivemind.

This Is What It Takes To Get Muir To See Trump As A (Possible) Traitor.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shadow on the wall.

Those circular firing squads won't make themselves, I guess.

Clearly, The Important Issue Of The Day!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marshmallow fluff.

For there has never been so corrupt a pair as the Clintons.

Even if years of investigations seem to suggest that the preceding statement is a lie.

Ha Ha. Wimmen.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because shooting starsa.

Well, at least he's dialed the misogyny down some.

Chris Muir's Scenes From A Marriage.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marine mammals.

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Because what you wanted to do with this crazy is double down on it.

"Let's Marry Misogyny With A Little Insanity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because back on the chain gang.

What the hell is that strip?  I mean it.  What the hell?

"It'll Be Perfect!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because run right back to her.

Good to see Muir demonstrating the depth of his knowledge of the Constitution he supposedly reveres. 

Which is to say 'essentially nil'.

"Everything Is Fine, Citizen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the only Muggle at Hogwarts.

Muir really seems to believe by constantly insisting that it is so, he can make the investigation a nonevent, and Trump the beloved popular vote winner.

Not having to care about reality lets you do this.  Until suddenly it doesn't.

And John Boorman Awakens With A Feeling Of Dread In The Pit Of His Stomach...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because formalwear.

Because there's no bit of pop culture Muir can't mess up.

"Remember, Your Suffering Is Proof That You Are Evil And Bad, As Opposed, Of Course, To My Suffering."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snakes.

Well, good to know that Muir continues to remain focused like a laser on the personal flaws of a private citizen who isn't president.

"Obama Is Not A Real American, And The DNC Is Desperate! DESPERATE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because whooooaaaaa.

You can practically hear Muir hyperventilating as he writes that.

"Nothing Says Classy Like Dos Equis."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because just hold it.

Muir's apparently deep-rooted belief that El Dorado Dad is a character, much less a character we care about remains prominently on display.

"How Does His Money Even Work, Anyway?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you know his name.  It's Mr. Burns.

You know, if this strip operated with an iota of reason, El Dorado Dad would have lost his money as a result of backing the gang's various idiotic schemes.  But that would require the strip to acknowledge that these people aren't tremendously clever.  And we can't have that.