Friday, January 19, 2018

Taking Bets This Was Drawn Left-Handed.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pine tree.

...

Honestly, with their isolation from the rest of society, those girls have a lot more things to worry about than their parents running a creepy Hooters style restaurant.

Oh, so much more.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

"Clearly, We Must Strike First!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ocean of the streams of story.

They won the presidency.  They still hold Congress. Red states continue to take the majority of federal funds while viewing the blue states that are funding them as a bunch of parasites  And yet the Right continuously tells itself that is the victim of a powerful cabal, a weak and persecuted people.  And yet also strong and virtuous, unlike those people

Which is why it has taken Muir under a year for the compound dwellers to go back to preparing for the coming civil war.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

"It'd Be Like Pimping, Only Legal."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the catalog.

Zed and Sam's marriage has gone in some very creepy directions over the year, hasn't it?

I mean, this isn't even the first time Zed's had plans like that.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

"Remember Something That Was Actually Funny!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because St. Stephen.

Muir's knack for referring to much better comedy does a great job reminding us all how much this strip isn't funny.

Monday, January 15, 2018

"For We Have Oodles Of The Sex."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because where the ocean meets the land.

The prospect of nuclear Armageddon is simply a chance for Captain Mitty to think of the great sex he'd have with Mrs. Mitty, because that is the sort of rich life Muir's imaginary version of himself has.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

"This Explains Why Those Libtard Snowflakes Believe Such Insane Conspiracy Theories!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because thunderstruck.

The Right has now reached the point where they project their projection onto their opponents.  We are through the looking glass people.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

"Somehow, This Proves How The Clintons Are Worse."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tuesday's gone with the wind.

Is that...? 

Yep, it's a Pizzagate reference.  Well, Skye continues to join the hivemind.


Friday, January 12, 2018

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Clearly, The Important Issue Of The Day!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marshmallow fluff.

For there has never been so corrupt a pair as the Clintons.

Even if years of investigations seem to suggest that the preceding statement is a lie.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Sunday, January 7, 2018

"It'll Be Perfect!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because run right back to her.

Good to see Muir demonstrating the depth of his knowledge of the Constitution he supposedly reveres. 

Which is to say 'essentially nil'.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

"Everything Is Fine, Citizen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the only Muggle at Hogwarts.

Muir really seems to believe by constantly insisting that it is so, he can make the investigation a nonevent, and Trump the beloved popular vote winner.

Not having to care about reality lets you do this.  Until suddenly it doesn't.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

"Remember, Your Suffering Is Proof That You Are Evil And Bad, As Opposed, Of Course, To My Suffering."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snakes.

Well, good to know that Muir continues to remain focused like a laser on the personal flaws of a private citizen who isn't president.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

"Nothing Says Classy Like Dos Equis."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because just hold it.

Muir's apparently deep-rooted belief that El Dorado Dad is a character, much less a character we care about remains prominently on display.

Monday, January 1, 2018

"How Does His Money Even Work, Anyway?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you know his name.  It's Mr. Burns.

You know, if this strip operated with an iota of reason, El Dorado Dad would have lost his money as a result of backing the gang's various idiotic schemes.  But that would require the strip to acknowledge that these people aren't tremendously clever.  And we can't have that.