Thursday, December 14, 2017

"Yes, It Is All Lies And Pictures Of Also-Lies!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because snakes.

And reality pokes its head into Muir's bubble, albeit in a distorted form. 

How long before he decides Jones' victory isn't just a temporary illusion that the righteous shall sweep away?

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Monday, December 11, 2017

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Saturday, December 9, 2017

"We're Through The Looking Glass People!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because conch shell.

"So remember, the crazy conspiracy theory without proof is real.  The mounds of evidence against the President is all lies, and connected to the crazy conspiracy theory.  And up is actually down."

Friday, December 8, 2017

"The Untermenschen Must Be Crushed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Marid.

And once again, Muir's utterly terrible grasp on history is on display, alongside the egotism.

Also, at this point, I'm wondering if McConnell is still an evil Democratic infiltrator.

Ah well, maybe next week.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

If Trump Is Against It, It Must Be Bad!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Horde of Black Sheep.

"Look, you must be the sucker, not me, and if the Leader says that feet are a commufascist conspiracy, well, we've got to get them sawed off..."

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

"Bring Bloodshed To The Streets, That's What I Always Say!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because scientific quotations.

You know, as awful as this is, I can't feel worried for any of the cast's children, as the demonspawn doubtless have Village of the Damned type powers...

Monday, December 4, 2017

"Oh, And Here's Your Copy Of 'Camp of the Saints'! You Should Read It! It's AWESOME!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because send me on my way.

Because remember--even though we enter a new golden age of racism in the US, the rest of the world continues to collapse into violent anarchy.  Muir knows this to be true, without ever really seeing it.

He uses better things than mere logic and reason.

Sunday, December 3, 2017

"All is Well! Euphoric Even!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because give me steam.

Sure, it takes cherry-picking your facts and mixing in even more lies than usual to tell yourself things are going well--but damn it, Muir is getting the glorious fake joy of watching his opponents suffer, even if it means suffering himself.  Surely that is all to the good, right?

Saturday, December 2, 2017

"So... So Much Winning!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little dog.

Meanwhile, in the real word, Trump continues to circle the wagons while the Republicans passed a partially handwritten tax bill in the Senate, because Tax cuts good, and ignore the fact that everyone who isn't either a heartless billionaire or a dedicated Kool-aid drinker hates it.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

"Clearly This Is The Best Way To Do This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because birds of North America.

So Muir's own misogyny is colliding with his intended message AND his terrible artwork.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Monday, November 27, 2017

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Saturday, November 25, 2017

It's A Casual Racism Saturday.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because greasy handprint.

Man, this is just like that bit in A Christmas Story.

Only, without any of the charm.  And more racist.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

"Are We Even In The Same Physical Location?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fear and trembling.

I honestly think Muir has reached the point where he doesn't even care about his cast anymore, even if he has to pretend to.

Monday, November 20, 2017

"This PROVES How Patriotic I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because high in banana tree.

Ahh, yes.  The smell of jingo over the holidays.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

"Yeah! The Democrats Are The Real Perverts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because obelisk.

Gosh, one year in, and it's almost like Muir's side didn't win the election, isn't it?

Friday, November 17, 2017

"Still Convinced There's Nothing Wrong With This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because olive loaf.

As the creepiness of this reaches a sort of plateau, I will choose to focus on the fact that Muir has recycled panels from the last strip. 

Because of course he has.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Sunday, November 12, 2017

"Nothing Paranoid About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the old gray goose is dead.

"Look, all I'm saying is your progressive is a parasite, destined to fight against good folk with all his sinister weapons to ensure mastery!"

Saturday, November 11, 2017

"They Are ALL Like This!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Auburn Attack.

And that is a completely rational response.  Utterly and completely.


Friday, November 10, 2017

"How Can I Make This Worse?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bierce.

And as usual, Muir indulges in a "Wimmen!" in a situation where it is  not only uncalled for, it actually raises... further questions.

Nothing Freudian Here At All.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flambe.

 ...

Yeah, the amount of sexual dysfunction in that...

Sunday, November 5, 2017

A Collection Of Random Brainfarts.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the color of when a soldier comes home after the war and sees his dog.

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So, who's going to take Skye's place as the evil liberal now that she's joined the hivemind, eh?

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Thursday, November 2, 2017

The Horror Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Olive.

And Muir continues to fail at folksy. 

God those kids are terrifying.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

From Hell They Came.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Theresa of Avila.

Muir's attempt to be folksy stumbles on his inept art and deep creepiness.

Monday, October 30, 2017

"Boy, Good To Know Our Hatred Of Them Is Undiminished By Circumstances!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sophie's Choice.

And Muir hates on an ex-President, and a former Secretary of State and Presidential candidate while ignoring the indictment in the probe he insists is all a front.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

"If I Don't Stand Up For Harvey Weinstein, Who Knows What Might Happen?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because checkerboard.

It's kind of amazing that Muir managed to move from an imaginary news blackout to something worse.  But he did.

Saturday, October 28, 2017

"And This Is A Big Deal, Because My Imaginary Liberal Says So!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because

And as usual, Muir distorts and even lies about what's happening to create a comforting picture for himself where he is the good and loyal patriot, facing an evil conspiracy to sap and impurify his bodily fluids.

"This Has To Be Treachery, Not Me Being Wrong!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because no, not at all.

And Muir curls into a little ball and yells "No, you are!" in defense against being a cheerleader for the sort of foreign-backed degenerate he was always insisting the Democrats were.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

"Thank Goodness Trump Will Sort This All Out!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm gonna fight 'em off.

Like most cynics, Muir's supposed deep-rooted suspicion is generally directed at people who don't deserve it, while letting people who do off the hook.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Monday, October 23, 2017

"We Still Hate On Skye!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Technology Associate.

Remember how this Presidency was supposed to be the grand fulfillment of all of Muir's desires?

I sometimes thinks he doesn't.

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Saturday, October 21, 2017

"And, Yes, Yes, It's Looking Like Another Fakeout!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Buffalo.

As Muir has done this sort of fakeout so many times now, it's gone beyond tiresome, I'll simply note that a show of humanity on Skye's part is nullified by her suddenly becoming a howler monkey.

Friday, October 20, 2017

"And Remember, This Time I Might Really Mean It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'll polish him off.

Given that he's pulled this trick so many times, I'm waiting for the twist tomorrow.

But who knows?  Maybe this time he'll actually push the button, metaphorically speaking.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

"Whenever Poochie Isn't On Screen, People Should Be Asking 'Where's Poochie?'."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because as I was going to St. Ives.

That doesn't just fail the Bechdel test it causes it to sprout legs and run away from this work of fiction.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

"And I Say That Because I Will Kill Them. All Of Them!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because fiddle faddle.

Yes, it's just like All in the Family, minus any sort of humor.

And he still can't draw those kids.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

"It Only Gets Creepier!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because World History of Food.


Ahh, that lovely moment when the people who swear they're not Nazis state that they have to get the birthrate of white people up...

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

"This Totally Makes Sense, And Isn't Weird And Incoherent At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the balance sheet is breaking up the sky.

Yeah, because your eternal quest for your right to oppress others is EXACTLY like the American Revolution.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Monday, October 9, 2017

"A Hook For My Creepy Side Project!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you shine like a star.

Well, if it's like the rest of the strip, it will be... horrifying.

Friday, October 6, 2017

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

"Never Gonna Give This Up!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sometimes, you gotta mellow slow.

Truly, gun owners are the real victims here.

Besides all the dead people, of course.

Saturday, September 30, 2017

"And Then--Ninjas Attack!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if my words did glow with the gold of sunshine.

Ahh, yes.  Famed right-winger Thomas Jefferson.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

"And This Proves We're Totally Not Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Goblin Market.

Ah, yes, that one line from a speech racists always quote out of context to make people believe that King would totes be on their side.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

"And I Say This Because I Am Rugged And Manly."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because History of Britain.

Well, I'm glad he's found something to distract himself...

Okay, "glad" is probably the wrong word.  "Wearily  resigned".  And it beats more looks at the horrible cast.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

"The Reverse Vampires! Of Course!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the History and Adventures of an Atom.

And once again, the Democrats are simultaneously omnipotent plotters and incompetent bunglers, so that nothing is at seems, but soon, soon the Leader will make everything all right.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Friday, September 22, 2017

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Muir Fails At The Sexy, Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Peregrine Pickle.

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Muir continues to prove that you can be emotionally 12 forever.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

"We Are Badly Drawn Characters, In Every Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Roderick Random.

Every time one of the kids is on, you realize why Muir doesn't show them if he can help them.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

"International Incidents Are One Thing, Stealing From Phone Companies Are Another, AND MUCH WORSE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tobias Smollett.

As Damon once again demonstrates that it's all about him, we should let him take comfort in the fact that he is as badly drawn as his son.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

"That's Why We Love Cops So Much! And War!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we definitely have a toaster.

Because insisting people not hurl racist epithets at each other is the worst form of oppression at all.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

"We Are So Edgy! So Edgy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horrid.

You almost think he's forgotten that each damn year he's taken longer to reach his funding goal.

Friday, September 15, 2017

Thursday, September 14, 2017

"People Clearly Care About My Horrible Cast!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because complete birds.

 Sometimes, you read this, and you wait for the asteroid to smash into the cast...

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

"Why, I'm Sure In A Few Weeks, Houston Will Magically Repair Itself!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford American Dictionary.

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Well, I'd say he's finding new ways to be awful, but this is pretty much a slightly new arrangement of the old ways, in'it?

Monday, September 11, 2017

"I CAN Wish Away The Obama Presidency! I CAN Wish Away The Obama Presidency! I CAN..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rudolf II.

Oh, yeah.  You can see it, the fact that the Obama Presidency refuses to stubbornly vanish in a puff of smoke.  And the fact that a large portion--possibly a majority--of the nation wishes the Trump Presidency would.

Also, fun to see that Muir won't give up on Palin after virtually the rest of the Right has chosen to pretend she doesn't exist.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

"Well, Until Muir Can't Pay For Hosting."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweeping.

It's almost piteous, watching him pulling out the porn to distract himself from the dumpster fire he was sure would be a triumph.

Saturday, September 9, 2017

"The Leader Will Not Fail Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because volcano.

Hey, remember months ago, when we had the same damn grinning Tillerson and Trump talking about how they were going to show North Korea, oh yes they were, no more weakness now?

Yeah, I'm waiting for Rex to decamp at which point he is made an Enemy of the People.

Friday, September 8, 2017

"The Leader Would Never Betray Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lleu Llaw Gyffes

Remember on the old Batman show, where they'd try to use the Riddler's riddles to figure things out, but the logic never made any sense?

Thursday, September 7, 2017

"These Things Are Exactly Alike!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because fire extinguisher.

...

That argument didn't fail logic, it ran screaming in the opposite direction.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

"And Then The Dinosaurs Attacked!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Witchcraft Through the Ages.

Obviously, the history is here is epicly bad.  No, that's not how the Revolution started.  No, the Nazis did not order gun control.  And obviously, no Hitler and Karl Marx weren't buddies or even contemporaries, but I'm pretty sure that's an intentional effort for humor, albeit of the "Communazi" sort...

Monday, September 4, 2017

"Or Maybe He Can Call A Personal Dictatorship! That'd Be Cool Too!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because alpacca.

He's just going to hope and hope for Trump to turn into the barnstorming right-populist he wishes he was, instead of the bloviating idiot in right-populist clothing he actually is, even as it becomes clearer that it's not going to happen, isn't he?

Sunday, September 3, 2017

"And Don't Forget The Zionist Elders!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Steve Gerber.

Man, this presidency is breaking him.  He thought it was what he wanted, and as he can never admit he was wrong about anything, the whole process is taking him apart.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

"Everyone Else Votes The Wrong Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ghost riders in the sky.

"American values" meaning "White guys get to call the shots, especially rich ones".  That there might be other American values does not occur to Muir.  That these might be better ones is not even a trickle of a thought.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

"And, Hey, Let's Bring Back Slavery, And The 3/5 Rule While We're At It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billboard.

Of course, technically all the things Muir complains about are in the Constitution as written thanks to a process known as "amending" that the forefathers he claims to revere.  Men who understood that circumstances could change, and that a government not willing to change with them would inevitably degenerate into a tyranny.

Monday, August 28, 2017

"Bring Back White Male Rule!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because American Records.

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But Muir's not a Nazi! He says so, therefore it must be true.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

"We--We Are The Persecuted Ones! How Dare They Judge Us For Our Awful Beliefs, Words, And Deeds!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because tai chi.

Ahh, yes.  A peaceful march becomes violent thugs.  A man who drove into it becomes a victim.

And the woman who died?

Doesn't matter.  White men are the truly persecuted ones, in Muir's sad little mind.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

"Word Salad Shall Set You Free!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because for olds lane slide, my friend.

I'm debating what's more disturbing--the fact Muir is still focusing on the people who didn't kill a woman, or the fact that's completely incoherent.

"How Dare They Not Honor The Treasonous Dead!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because siren.

Interesting plan of attack, I'll grant him.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Monday, August 21, 2017

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Saturday, August 19, 2017

"And The Point Is People I Don't Like Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Haw-Haw.

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I think the Trump Administration has broken Muir, in a deep, and fundamental way.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Past The Bonds Of Caring...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because macrame.

So, two shrill, unlikable characters bitch at each other.

It's like a Mamet play, only without the genius.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

"I Can't Be Bothered To Make A Punchline, Or Have Good Grammar!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Moravian Brethren.

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Right, is Muir starting to turn on his idol?  It's tough to be sure, because that was incoherent even by his standards.

Monday, August 14, 2017

"And I Know They Were Bad Men Because Daddy Told Me!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sonic.exe.

So, there are generations of corpses buried on that property.

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Yeah, once again, I don't think it's the Feds' fault that they don't like these people.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

"Did He Enjoy Watching The Last Breath Escape From Those He Killed?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Black Mirror.

You know, I thought about pointing out the creepy subtext of this, or the way Muir is ignoring a national tragedy, but instead I will focus on the fact that Muir has once again reminded us why he doesn't like to give us too many pictures of the twins.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

"Insulting Our Alleged Friends Is What We Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because power cord.

Ahh, there's more of the sociopathic poor mirroring of normal behavior that makes the cast... the cast.

Fifteen Years Of Increasingly Insane Bullshit.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Hampton.

So, Muir admitting that the "Workplace Comic" years operated from a thin premise.

Which is still somehow better then the utter batshit premises they've come to operate on.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

"Once You Realize You Are Worthless Without Male Approval, The Healing Starts."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a Sears poncho?

Yes, once again the problem of all women laid out by a fictional woman written by a misogynist.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

"Men Are So Oppressed!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because his worst enemies include him on their emergency contact lists.

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I guess this shows you're never too old to be a dudebro.

Monday, August 7, 2017

They Are The Damned.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because silver heather.

What is going on with those children's faces?  What?

Saturday, August 5, 2017

The Endless Scream Of Desperation Pretending To Be Triumph...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because marcha de Oriamendi.

"I mean, sure they say he lost the popular vote by a significant margin, but that's a lie, it has to be, and the people saying he's incompetent, they just don't see the cunning plan, and, and... Look, we have to be strong and triumphant and right, because otherwise, otherwise..."

Friday, August 4, 2017

"Just Like I Planned This Dumpster Fire!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dutch treat.

You can almost see the hear Muir hyperventilating in the background, as he tries to make this failure into a success at least within the confines of his own mind.  And the best part is, it isn't clear if he's succeeded or not.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

"The Threat Of The Deep State Justifies Fanservice!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because postboard.

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I think Muir has actually reached the point where he doesn't know what to write about.  He's supposed to be on the winning side, but the last six months have been such a debacle, such a revelation of intellectual and moral bankruptcy that even his old fantasies only rub the salt in.  And so we get this... blandness.

"The Homos, With Their Damn Condoms Everywhere!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Box 34.

Yeah, that would sure show liberals.  And the uptick in murders and accidental shootings would only make things better.

Sunday, July 30, 2017

"Clearly Their Evil Will Only Continue!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Under the Lilacs.

So, the point of that was that Clinton is evil and sexist--which from Muir is achieving new levels of painful irony--and the Democrats are crooks.

'Not like Trump', is the implication, though these days he's reduced to whispering it.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Friday, July 28, 2017

"Yes, Clearly This Is The Major Story Of The Day!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey-ho.

I guess Muir really is sick of all the winning.  That's why he's focusing on the old enemy who refused to get tossed out of office.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

"He's A Muslim! A Muslim! A MUSLIM!!!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Mammoth Book of War Correspondence. 

Because eight years of bullshit on this subject clearly isn't enough.  No, it must go on, and on, and on.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

"Why Haven't They Executed Him?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because frambage.

Whenever I feel I'm being unreasonable in being repulsed by people treating Dubya like some kind of standard-bearer, I look at the raging Clinton-hate that continues unabated, and I say "No, no.  That's unreasonable."

Monday, July 24, 2017

Sunday, July 23, 2017

"This Is Totally What It Is Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mr. Green.

Because the last twenty years didn't happen, or at least, not in a way that mattered.

Saturday, July 22, 2017

"He Is So Unbearably Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chimichanga.

You know, it's not like the Clintons hang around there themselves...

But hey, we're going to see a lot of disgusting libel of a deeply flawed man who is still better than Muir, and his new idol.  Fun.

Friday, July 21, 2017

"For God's Sake! Send Money!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the sad story of the British Liberal Party.

As we stare at the poorly drawn demonspawn and watch Muir fret over ever little percentage point, we have to wonder--is this the year he won't make it?

The answer of course is 'probably not,' but it gives us hope.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

"And Don't Forget About The Endless Bodies Of Their Victims!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because princes watched the view.

Prepare for bad jokes about a place Muir has never been to, and likely will never visit.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

"He Left Due To Those Evil Liberals Forcing Integration Where It Wasn't Wanted!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford Dictionary of Quotations.

Yet more of Muir's cast awful expansion pack pasts.  They make effing Wolverine's look sedate and coherent.

Monday, July 17, 2017

"Did I Mention The Clintons Are Evil? Because They Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because aluminum tubes.

It's good to know nothing else important is happening in the country.

Nope, nothing else at all.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Huh. Called It.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because bad, bad love.

It looks like Muir just gave up on the story as he was writing it.  Which...is really no surprise.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Battle In The Center Of The Mindless

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because that was a thing.

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I'm thinking even Muir's getting bored with slapping around his strawman version of Tapper...

Thursday, July 13, 2017

"You Are Weak And Pathetic Because I Say You Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the bees had declared a war.

Meanwhile, the real Jake Tapper is looking at the entire... you know, Trump, Jr. happenings.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

And John Boorman Turns In His Sleep, And Considers Sending His Spirit Animal Against Muir.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Far Side Gallery.

Remember, the character who says that in Deliverance winds up dead at the hands of the cityfolk he thought were weaker than him.

Monday, July 10, 2017

And Suddenly, A Certain Pink Floyd Song Is Running Through My Head...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because National Geographic.

So Muir is aware that his take has been diminishing each and every year, with each fundraiser taking longer and longer to raise the money.

One wonders if he's bothered to consider what that might mean.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Ahh, Yes. More Creepy Sexism. Just What The Strips Needs.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was lightning before the thunder.

...And then Muir's fans complain about modern women having attitude problems.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Thursday, July 6, 2017

This Is Getting Awkward.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because staff only beyond this point.

I think even Muir is starting to realize that the money isn't going to come rushing in like it used to.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Monday, July 3, 2017

Stimulated Celebrity Cameo.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because John the Fearless.

Those... weird torsos just get more disturbing the longer Muir keeps tossing them in our faces....

Sunday, July 2, 2017

A Guy Talks About Gals Through Imaginary Gals!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Satan is real, growing in power.

This is the loneliest cartoon Muir has ever written, the wishes and dreams of an isolated man, no matter how much money his fans shovel to keep his awful cartoon running.

Saturday, July 1, 2017

Awful Porn For Awful People.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because up jumped the devil.

The sheer awful of these people would make this unappealing if it were drawn well.

And it is not.

Friday, June 30, 2017

Must Be Really Desperate For Donations.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because guitar solo.

I really am mystified that Muir's fans find his scratchings sexy somehow.  At that level of skill, a stick figure with breasts would be about as effective.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

The Wit Of Benny Hill.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because concave mirror.

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You get the impression Muir is spending more and more time huddled in a ball ignoring the world outside right-wing news sites?

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Uh Oh! Wacky Hijinks On Their Way!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because key change.

Gee, wonder what's coming up next, with the woman in a light dress landing in mud...?

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

"According To Himself, Trump Is A Man Among Men."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we can remember it for you wholesale.

It's amusing to see Muir imagine that Skye is being the credulous one here.

Monday, June 26, 2017

"That's Right! I'm Hep With The Kids!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mongolian throat-singing.

Sure, Muir.  Sure.

Remember, everyone who isn't a mouthbreathing fascist is bad.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

"Heh! Stupid Evil City Dwellers! How Dare They Be The Majority!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because maybe we can share my moon.

Muir has moved from wishing it was the 1950s to wishing it was the 1850s.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

"After All, We Are Starlight And Moonbeams!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because by the time we got to Woodstock.

Remember, Muir fantasized about having another part of the US bombed yesterday.

Friday, June 23, 2017

"Let's Bomb The Parts Of The Country We Don't Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because yoga.

Of course, in Muir's dreams, Trump is so angry in North Korea, and would act immediately if only he weren't surrounded by "bad advisors".

It's like living in Tsarist Russia, so Putin would likely love this outlook.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

"Not Us! Never Us! You're The Puppet!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because zombie.

"But what about the facts that Russia interfered with the election or how many of Trump's advisors have ties to...?"

"All lies!"

"But... no, they aren't!"

"If I don't want to believe it, then it's a lie! Simple as that!"

Monday, June 19, 2017

"Krav Maga Is So Cool!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Kokomo.

At this point, we seem to be dealing with random fragments of ideas instead of anything like a comic strip.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

"Killing People Is Easy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because said the lord unto his lady.

Even when he tries to play the victim, Muir can't help but come across as a vicious boastful fool.

Friday, June 16, 2017

"We Are So Beset By Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because CAPITAL LETTERS.

Remember all the times Muir chuckled over the idea of Hilary or Obama getting shot?

Yeah, he's just like that.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

"After All, The Opposite Has Never Occurred."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because wet paint.

And of course, Muir misses the inherit hypocrisy of his position, but hey, it's not like liberals are people, just shrill unthings that had the chance to be so, and weren't.

Monday, June 12, 2017

"Yes, They Is All Teh Gay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and the band played on.

At this point, it's drifting into another session of "Old Man Yells At Clouds."

Sunday, June 11, 2017

"These Are Clearly The Bad Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there were no Catholics left.

I'm sure that's exactly what Muir imagines he would be like at a Starbucks.

Only not a woman.

Thursday, June 8, 2017

"The Right Says So, And They Never Lie!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because antioxidants are overrated.

Ahh, yes.  Declaring others to be patsies--thanks to a false rumor spreading amongst your own.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Monday, June 5, 2017

"I Mean, Giving A Shit About People? LAME!!!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because caution, under construction.

You know, the amount of fail in all that is simply staggering.  Hell, what he imagines makes Sam seem likable, makes her seem like an egotistical twit.

Sunday, June 4, 2017

And Antonio Prohias Turns In His Grave.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 'tis life and health and peace.

...Well, that sure is a great way to reconcile with your estranged sister.  Mmmm-hmmm.

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Friday, June 2, 2017

"And Then The Dinosaurs Attack!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because take me back to the night we met.

Something tells me it's a typical display of Muir's historical knowledge.  Even as a fictional outline.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Unfunny Gag Continues.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because occult blood.

Well, nice to see Skye return to form. By which I mean she's awful again.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Try The Veal.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweet potato pie.

As we sit to enjoy the sheer awfulness of these people, and their terrible sitcom style humor, I feel obligated to note that the bubble around Muir seems extra-thick these days.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

"Why Can't All Men Be Like Your Awful Pig Of A Husband?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Heart of a Dog.

And now that she's joined the hivemind, Skye has joined in the shared delusion that everywhere outside the compound is a leftist hell on earth, where the forces of Righteous Reaction are in permanent retreat.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Apparently, Muir's Been Watching The 'Fifty Shades' Movies...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how far can sailors fly?

The real creepy thing is how small a change it is from Muir's usual ick.  Step by step, he gets worse.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Creepiness Factor Up Ten.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Alexandros.

For maximum creepiness, remember that these two are more or less gender-swapped versions of each other, with Sam's only unique traits being the fact that she is extra-obnoxious.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Nudity. Clearly The Most Important Thing Happening Right Now.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spinach.

As usual, saying Muir has lost the plot implies he had it at one point. Still, this seems incoherent even for him.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

"Embrace The Hivemind!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because despacito.

In a way, Muir's destruction of any and all straw left-wing cast members' political philosophies are another demonstration of how much he's curling into a ball these days...

Friday, May 19, 2017

And Then Things Got Really Weird...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because giant stepladder.

Muir seems to be hitting a new low on non-political cartoons.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Monday, May 15, 2017

"This Is Exactly What This Is Like!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because plain to see again.

I see Muir imagines that Bannon would naturally support this course of action.

Guns And Girls And Girls And Guns!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hello, it's me again.

...

This strip is now more absurd than a Samuel Becket play.

Only, without trying to be.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

"Every Russian Obsesses About Communism, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Chapelle Show.

Muir is like a black hole of ignorance, where every erroneous assumption just feeds on the next, leading to strips like this.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Man Who Lives In Glass House Throws Stone.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because checkout.

Muir accuses others of laziness and inefficiency in a strip where he recycles a lousy panel from the previous strip.

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

"Clearly, Comey Was A Member Of The Conspiracy! Now--More Bad Cheesecake!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because buzzsaw.

I'd focus on Muir's confused response to what could prove a constitutional crisis, but honestly, the fact that Sam apparently has now bones in that third panel prevents that.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

"Doubtless, The Sinister Conspiracy Backs Him Even Now!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Bill Finger.

Astonishing that Muir's present politics would make past him an evil puppet of the corrupt state.

But doubtless, he doesn't think about that.

Monday, May 8, 2017

"Why Don't They Realize That Racism Is The Finest, Best Thing In The World?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the party won't stop.

It's kind of funny, Fox dealing with its most chronic viewers leaving because they need to up their crazy dosage while simultaneously watching the station's own diseased sexual culture blow up on them...

But then, Trump is still President.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

"You Are Totally Racist Against White Guys!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Lost City of Z.

So how exactly does an age where white guys held supreme power of life over death in most of Europe resemble Muir's imagined genocide?

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Bad Cheesecake Art! More Bad Cheesecake Art! Oh, So Much Bad Cheesecake Art!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because how can we dance when our world keeps turning?

...I hope for their sakes they are better brewers than Muir is an artist.

Friday, May 5, 2017

Well, That Was A Short Honeymoon.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elastic.

I'd feel sorry for Muir, but then I'd remember he's mourning the fact that things aren't more racist and awful.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

"Filthy Traitors! We Will Soon Purge The Unworthy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do not touch the copier.

The list of people who are not Muir's subversive, all-powerful "them" gets ever shorter.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

"Damn You, Reality! How Dare You Disappoint Me Once Again!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 'Snuffles' was my slave name.

Where is your God-Emperor now, Muir?

Well, as the circular firing squads form anew, let's be thankful that the self-proclaimed followers of "common sense" in budgets haven't won yet, so they won't crush the poor to save us all by destroying the economy.

Because government budgets do not resemble household budgets.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Friday, April 28, 2017

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

"It's The Law Of The Imaginary West!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack.

And I thought death would be the end of the annoying sight of Sam Elliot Dad.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

"Heh Heh! There Is Nothing Pathetic About This At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do not forsake me, oh my darling.

Sadly for Muir, Obama is always going to have been President now.

Sadly for all of us, so is Trump.  But hey, we lived through Andrew Johnson.  And James Buchanan.  And Franklin Pierce.  And...

Well, let's just say a rather distressingly large amount of the 19th century bench that isn't Lincoln and keep it at that.

Monday, April 24, 2017

"Join The Hivemind!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rock Hudson in Avalanche.

Yet another straw leftist destroyed because Muir wants to fuck his creations.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

"And Remember, They Are Simultaneously A Major Threat, AND Pathetic Morons!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cry Wilderness.

And remember, Soros is plotting even now, his legion of doom preparing to strike against good alt-right volk everywhere, who support Trump as they plot in their basements, and scrounge off their parents.

Which is completely different, from what they imagine Soros's hordes doing, and also is completely justifiable.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Friday, April 21, 2017

"Disloyal HERETICS!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he's the size of Luxembourg.

Clearly, the Fuehrer cannot fail, only be failed...

Thursday, April 20, 2017

"Well, At Least He's Not On Panel."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spasms.

Their relationship remains one of the eternal mysteries of this strip.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

"I'm A Real Boy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Jerkass Homer.

As usual, Muir's attempt at drawing a child looks more like some sort of inhuman thing, in this case, a hideous scarecrow demon.  It's much more interesting then the lame and obvious joke.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

"Hur De Hur! Woman's Show Dumb!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a knight without armor in a savage land.

Muir insulting other works for their stupidity. The irony, it is biting.

Monday, April 17, 2017

"Yeah! Youse All The Real Racists, To Infinity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because may he live a thousand years.

Yes, pity the poor white Christi..

Oh, for the love of God, I can't keep it up.  As usual, Muir equates not having to force people to accept his bullshit with persecution.  Because if it isn't safe for him to be a bigot, clearly, the world has become a frightful and hateful place.

"And Then, He'll Poop Himself!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because roll me in lard.

Meanwhile, Real World Tillerson continues to bumble about and try to pretend slip-ups are successes.

Saturday, April 15, 2017

"Bannon Speaks For Racist Millionaire Media Czars EVERYWHERE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I got plenty of nothing.

Muir is such a perfect patsy on so many levels, that if he were a fictional character, I'd accuse the author of milking his point.

Friday, April 14, 2017

Thursday, April 13, 2017

So Freudian, Even Freud Would Do A Spit Take.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what time is it, Mister Wolf?

...

And suddenly, the flying head in Zardoz is screaming at me in my imagination.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Thursday, April 6, 2017

"Down With The Dusky Hordes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because three dog night.

So Muir's just going to keep going with this.  Screaming about immigrants in the least immigrant friendly presidency in over a century.  Because you know, it's not like there are actual issues to worry about.

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

"Pay No Attention To The Scandal In Front Of The Curtain!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because white pepper.

So, the fact that Trump's associates were so connected to Russia to warrant an investigation is BAD NEWS FOR THE INVESTIGATORS.

It's going to be a long four years.

Monday, April 3, 2017

Sunday, April 2, 2017

"See! They're All Cucks! Cucks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because of the fish.

...

Does Muir know how evolution works?

Of course not.  Same as politics.

Friday, March 31, 2017

"My Incredible Insights Are Very Insightful!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because cough drop.

Remember, only Trump is a True Republican.  All others are pretenders.

Even Senators from one of the reddest states in the country have no idea what a true Red State is, compared to the Trump.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Monday, March 27, 2017

"This Is A Brilliant Rejoinder!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because who's going to save me?

I think Muir's losing track of his stories about how this is a win.  Still, the Damon/Jan marriage continues to be as... functional as ever.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Friday, March 24, 2017

"The Only Thing I Need To Think About Right Now Is How Awesome My Misogyny Is!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because eaten by an ice shark.

You know, this is yet another disturbing look into Muir's psyche.