Thursday, May 31, 2012

"They're All Palling Around With Terrorists All The Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because our weapons are useless against it!

Ahh, it's that old Right-Wing standby, Six Degrees of Seperation--FROM A TERRORIST!  It's fascinating that they don't seem to realize by the elastic standards they've created everyone and everybody is a soldier in the war against Murica. 

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

And We're Back To This Again...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because pillows.

And once again, Muir follows his Right-Wing brethren in asserting this guy is important, because he needs him to be important, because otherwise, he's been spending a lot of time posting about a nobody pissant because that's who they were all supposed to be posting about.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

"Man, I Almost Wonder Why You Agreed To Appear On This Show In The First Place!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because encounters in space.

Ha!  That's almost as pathetic as guy creating an imaginary black friend to serve as his voice in a lousy webcomic!

Monday, May 28, 2012

"Why Aren't The Media Fascinated By This Minor Figure!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rick-dom.

And once again we enter into the weird realm of the Right Wing, where little unpleasant men like Kimberlin are major figures on the Left, because that would be embarassing, and major stories.  This "story" seems ultimately to be little more than a shoving match between two different brands of paranoia, but of course, every rightwinger knows that everything that they do is the most important thing ever.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

"If They Can Appreciate Soldiers, They Can't Be All Bad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Axos!

Well, it seems like Muir is having his semiannual "not quite horrific" cartoon.  Let us just appreciate it for a moment, and wait for the nightmare to begin again tomorrow.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Friday, May 25, 2012

Terrorist, Terrorist, Terrorist, TERRORIST!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because primer!

And the right has returned to its old standby--TERRORISM!  Which is TERRIFYING!  TERROR! A vote for Obama is a vote for TERROR!  BOOGA-BOOGA-BOO!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

"He Also Has Significant Links To The Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because is that a beam cannon?

So everyone else is in fact united into sinister, evil conspiracies to destroy you.  It's amazing that you can keep going in the face of such determined opposition.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

"You Found A Payphone? Seriously?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lint balls are extremely flammable.

 These shoutouts to his internet homies are getting sadder and sadder as the years pass...

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

"And That's Why They're Racist! And I'm Not!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because landslide.

Except, of course, that--once again--all Zimmerman had to do to avoid this confrontation is NOT chase after Martin.  And that Martin might honestly have been threatened by the guy following him for no discernable reason is of course, never even mentioned.  Beacause to Muir, confrontations between blacks and whites are inevitably heroic defenses of civilization against the dusky hordes.  And he is so offended that the rest of us take this death so seriously.  We are so self-righteous, to insist there is something wrong with his perfect, magnificent worldview.

The thought that Muir likely owns a gun is not a matter of comfort to me. 

Monday, May 21, 2012

"He Also Say, 'Let's See What That Dirty Hippie Thinks of Gulag!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because 1066.

And Muir continues with a storyline that demonstrates that he doesn't quite get the whole 'end of the Cold War' thing...

Sunday, May 20, 2012

"And That's Why My Racist Asshattery Is RIGHT!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Billy, they don't like you to be so free.

Of course,  Zimmerman escalated the confrontation, and Martin's dead.  And most of the "facts" Muir mentions are so bent out of context that they are essentially lies.  But it's okay.  Muir knows that black people who get killed DESERVE IT, because if they didn't deserve it, they wouldn't have gotten killed.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

"It's Just How Those Dangerous Bucks Act!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because it could be worse.

Gosh, us whites are so poor and oppressed, aren't we?  Attacked by racist blacks all the time, but no one dares speak the truth!  What shall become of us?

Muir, you are a sad little putz.

Friday, May 18, 2012

"Ha, Stupid Liberals, With Their Respect For Life..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because guitar sting.

I could talk about the continuing racist caricatures, the telegraphed "lesson" that liberals need to embrace the importance of firearms in daily life, but instead I'm going to make one observation--Muir thinks it's a good idea for a woman to be carrying around a gun that she barely knows how to use.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

A Hard-Hitting Urban Drama That Pulls No Punches!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because drum beat.

As Muir proceeds to demonstrate that no, he doesn't really get urban slang, I am forced to conclude that the racist asshats are embarking a campaign to get as much racism out there as they can, before the rest of humanity gets completely sick of their shit.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

It Was Funnier When Peter Sellars Did It...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hey, nineteen.

Well, at least we aren't having to stare at Muir's horrific racist caricatures. 

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

"The Moose And Squirrel Have Nuclear Wessles!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because ain't no God in my house.

And the painful racist caricatures continue, while Russian Guyovitch cements his status as the closest thing to a likable character that Muir has ever created.  And when a bad Yakov Smirnov routine occupies that status, is says something about a strip's quality.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Nearly A Century Later, "Birth Of A Nation" Finally Gets A Sequel...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I know you're trying to forget.

But remember, folks--Muir knows he's not racist.  The people who complain about him drawing the Junkyard Gang's evil cousins--they're the racists.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

"Gasp! How Can I Counter This Obvious Right-Wing Trolling? HOW?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gold on the ceiling.

And remember, boys and girls, if even Liberal Jan realises what a threat President Blacula is, then he must obviously be dangerous!  I mean--look at the list!  If someone has written all that stuff down--it must be right!  It just has to!

Saturday, May 12, 2012

A Strained Metaphor Always Gets The Job Done!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Starro.

So... we... bought... English last election?

I'm sorry, but I think Muir actually lost track of his own metaphor in this one...

Friday, May 11, 2012

Generic Political Joke B-980, Released!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Vitamin C!

Ah, yes, a cutting criticism from the man who applauded the economic collapse and the Iraqi war while they were happening.  We are stung to the quick.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

"Stupid, Effete Europe! Our Inferiors In Every Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because chauffer me!

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Well, a demonstration that Muir's knowledge of European politics remains as shaky as ever, AND some  more of his enviromentalist bashing. In a weird sort of way, this strip pretty much gives us the Right-Wing worldview in a nutshell--everything that isn't us is stupid, weak and bad, and we know this by knowing it.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

"A Real Man Has Drunken Scowl On His Face!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gesundheit.

...Yeah.  Another one for the 'Muir is starting to feel a little desperate' bin...

Monday, May 7, 2012

Muir Just Doesn't Get It...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because achoo!

All of this fail is made worse by the fact that its about a character who is a blantant sexual fantasy brought to... well, life is a bit much, as it's Muir we're talking about here.  Sam herself is proof of what Muir's trying to use her to disprove.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

An Extra Huge Dose Of Crazy!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because spicy brown mustard.

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Wow.  Muir manages to move from his paranoid ramblings to some hideous misogny.  All in one strip.  I think the campaign's getting to him.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

"As Usual, We Deal With The SERIOUS ISSUES No One Else Will!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horseshoe crab.

You know, the irony of Muir attacking Warren for being 'a real racist' through the agency of his IMAGINARY BLACK FRIEND is... a bit much.

Friday, May 4, 2012

"He Is Quaking In Fear! He Has To Be!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because radish!

And as Muir began to realize that, yes, Romney was the candidate, fear began to enter his heart...

Thursday, May 3, 2012

"Ha Ha, America! Now You Know The Treasure You Have Thrown Away!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I was looking for a chalice.

I suspect Muir is providing us with yet another example of why you shouldn't get your 'facts' from internet spam...

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

"How Dare He Not Let People Flee The Country To Avoid Paying Taxes!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rochefort cheese.

Yes.  This will clearly violate the rights of all the other poor people who owe extensive back taxes and are planning trips to Monoco...

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

"These Are The Temples Of My People..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lyme disease.

Ahh, yes.  The always wonderful combo of Samurai Mom and El Dorado Dad.  Always enlivening the strip in even their briefest appearances, because Muir seems to think they're proof of how he's not racist.