Saturday, May 31, 2014

"This Proves All These Are BAD!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Mehmet Agha Azzam.

Using a multiple murderer to prove your sexist bullshit is right.

Yeah, I'm going to put this as a new low on Muir's part.

Friday, May 30, 2014

"And This Makes All The Ogling Of Women All Right!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Francis Stephen.
Some times I think Freud would have a field day with this strip...

Thursday, May 29, 2014

"She Is Old And Icky, And Definitely Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because devil's ear.

And again underneath the screaming the furtive whisper 'What will we do in 2016?'

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

"Snort Up The Outrage, Folks!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what a nightmare!

Muir--always on the lookout for something to be offended about...  Come on--living in a state of rage takes a lot out of you!  Hate must be fueled!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

"We Need To Declare War On Mexico, And Shoot The Rich People Who Don't Vote Our Way!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a horse.

Right wing populism is an interesting beast.  After all the saber-rattling is done, it is if anything even MORE resentful of the wealthy, and yet it tends to channel that resentment at a select group of targets--the rich people who aren't a member of the group.  Naturally, if the group narrows... things get messy.

"If We Can't Keep Dangerous Amounts Of Ammo Around, And Occasionally Threaten And Kill People, How Will Our Lives Be Worth Willing?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Willow.

The irony here is just... oozing, isn't it?

Sunday, May 25, 2014

"We're Not Projecting! You Are! YOU ARE THE CRAZY, EVIL ONES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Durres, Albania.

And of course, there is no grotesque distortion of positions, words, and events in that entire list.  And even Liberal Jan sees the obvious truth here!

Friday, May 23, 2014

"Why Does Everybody Suddenly Look Like They Have Leprosy? MAKEUP!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because CUP.

Yeah, somehow the incredibly weird coloring manages to overshadow the typical "everyone to the left of me is a communist!' shenanigans.  Because... damn.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

"Maybe We Should Get Back On Our Meds. We're Starting To Do The Word Association Thing..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Phanariotes.

"And remember, once again, even Liberal Jan knows the conspiracy is real, and out to get you and that we are in danger, and arglebargle... NURSE, MORE SERUM!  I NEED it for my mind!"

Monday, May 19, 2014

Sunday, May 18, 2014

"Ha, Ha! This Is So Funny, And Proves How Stupid They Are! And How Smart I Am!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because Cao Xueqin.

And we again see the paradox of the Right, which fears oppression by a government that it also sees as comically inept.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

"I'm Not! You Are!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because slow ride.

I believe people's big problem with Tebow was that he was a self-aggrandizing asshole, with the over-the-top displays of "piety" being a quirk of that.

Friday, May 16, 2014

"Heh Heh. I Make Funny Bout Gay!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because hearts of oak are our ships, jolly tars our are men.

Those bastards.  Screaming their empathy at you.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Sunday, May 11, 2014

"And This Is Totally Not A Crazy Conspiracy Theory, Because My Imaginary Liberal Agrees!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Sylvia!

I wonder what happens when 2016 rolls around and elections happen right on schedule.

Probably we are told that the conspiracy has reached a newer, more subtle level of evil.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

"Admittedly, I Had To Do A Few Hits For Our Boss..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Cthulhu fhtagn. 

So Muir thinks the continued reveling in the easy outs and privileges enjoyed by his thoroughly loathsome characters makes for sterling entertainment.  Instead of watching jerks get away with things.

Friday, May 9, 2014

"Well, We'll Stand Tall Against The Evil Forces Of Commufascism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because grotesque.

Watch, as Muir proudly reveals his ignorance of history and politics!   Watch as Mussolini and Lenin get put right next to each other on the political spectrum, based on... facial expressions, apparently. 

Thursday, May 8, 2014

"Enjoy My Groping, Dear!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elaborate.

Yeah.  I thought about making a comment about the rampant sexism in this strip--but instead I'll focus on the fact that a wonky coloring job has turned Damon pea green.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

"Our Married Life Is Internet Endorsements And Petty Sniping!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because clown shoes.

Well, I suppose after the high crazy the last week or so has been we needed a comedown, in the form of a cartoon that is merely dull, unfunny and a blatant endorsement of a book Muir just read...

Sunday, May 4, 2014

"She Is Such An Entitled Loser, Who Is Not Like Me At All!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the flounder.

As we watch more Right myths get trotted out, the question becomes--is Muir really so blind as to miss how his cast is a bunch of foolish, loathsome hypocrites?

And the answer is apparently 'yes, yes, he is'.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

"Why Is It No One Passes Our Perfect Purity Tests?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because love is all around me, and so the feeling grows.

Keep those circular firing squads firing!

Friday, May 2, 2014

"You Don't Deserve Our Help Like The Other Cast Members Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rembrandt.

And once again, Muir tries to make Skye the worst, but merely makes her one jerk among jerks.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

"And Of Course All Of This Is Perfectly Legal!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horn of doom.

The sad thing is, Muir thinks that this makes his cast even more likable rebels against the evil government...

On the other hand, El Dorado Dad gets ever more... disturbing...