Thursday, April 30, 2015

"How Are Racist Asswipes Responsible For Anything?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Semper Augustus.

Remember--there are no deep-rooted problems in our society, except the ones that result in stupid people trying to mess with perfection.

"Perfection" meaning the USA in the 1950s.  As these losers imagine it.  Not the pesky real 1950s.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Friday, April 24, 2015

They're Creepy, And They're Kooky...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because asbestos man.

Remember--even if something demonstrates a large part of Muir's worldview is false--that his slavish liberal media is... well, not exactly slavishly liberal... it doesn't count.  And really proves that Muir is even more right.

And also, enjoy the sexism!  Oodles of sexism!

Monday, April 20, 2015

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Thursday, April 16, 2015

"These... These Are Jokes, Right?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because The Battle of Anghiari.

Sometimes, Muir loses even his theoretical track of his subjects.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

"The Cast Must All Be Brought Back Together! It Is In The Prophecy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because phalanx.

Amazing, isn't it, how no matter how Muir tries to expand his fictional world, it always comes collapsing back together, as if the whole thing is caught in the event horizon of the black hole that is his lack of talent...

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

"She's An Assassin, AND A Chef!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because babe, I'm leaving.

It's amazing that Muir's cast is so boring, when you get down to it.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Cue Canned Laugh Track.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because little gnomes stay in their holes.

Ahh, and we're back to the sitcom from hell. "Can a family raise their children in a compound?"

Saturday, April 11, 2015

"This Drink Is So Good It's Paralyzed Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because I'm a cowboy.

I was going to talk about all the recycled panels, but instead I'll note that the present president of Argentina is a woman.

From the Peronist party.

Thursday, April 9, 2015

"These Words TOTALLY Mean What I Think They Mean..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because flame on.



It's damn good they're living in the compound.  The discovery that the country is not falling into chaos outside the bubble would kill them.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

"If He Were Only A Complete Racist Loon, He'd Be Perfect!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Nicaragua.

Yes, everyone should be more like a third-rate action movie star who had  a meme about his toughness start largely as a joke.  Goodness me, we can't try to UNDERSTAND things.  That would be unmanly.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

"They Are Undermining Our Sovereignty, Which We Regularly Undermine, But That's Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because elephant.

The Far Right.  Insanely paranoid about everyone who isn't them.  Wantonly naive about their own.  And thus apt to see oppression and plots where they don't exist, while ignoring real problems.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

"They Will Infect Us With Their Otherism!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because at the zoo with flamingos.

"How dare everyone else insist we don't have a special privilege to be assholes!  They are so persecuting us by doing that!"

Thursday, April 2, 2015

"That's JUST Like Having A Christian Bakery Made To Serve Homosexuals!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because poor devils.

"We are the persecuted good ones!  You are the bad persecutors, taking away our right to persecute others!  And any confusion this causes only proves how inferior you are!"

Cue laugh track on... the sitcom from hell.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

"They Are Oppressing Our Natural Rights To Be Bigots!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because soon you'll sleep in the sand.

And as this episode of the sitcom from hell winds up we learn the moral--liberals and gays are bigots for not understanding the deep Christian right to be a bigot.