Saturday, April 30, 2016

Still Trying For The Sexy. Still Failing Miserably.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because two whole minutes underwater.

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I find efforts to understand the mindset of fans who praise Muir's fans for his drawings alien to my mind.  And genuinely frightening at times.

Friday, April 29, 2016

Now Let Us Be Revolting Together!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because a forbidding landscape.

This is sort of like a redneck Seinfeld that imagines it's a redneck Friends...'

Only without the humor.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

A Brilliant Political Metaphor, Delivered Through Sexism.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Sentinels.

As we continue the longest immobile car ride ever, I will acknowledge that Muir's mastery of suck is such that he managed to find a way to make this continuing riff on the theme of the uniforms worse.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

"It Will Be Like A Strip Club! Only With Less Dignity!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because custard.

I'm starting to wish he'd just show the damn uniforms.  So he'd stop talking about how awful they were for awhile.

Monday, April 25, 2016

An Ass Trying To Draw An Ass...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Strigiphilus garylarsoni.

You know, when I started doing this, I never imagined the life of Muir's cast would reach these levels of dullness and surrealness. Simultaneously.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Friday, April 22, 2016

"Oh, Redneck! You Lovable Creep You!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sirens.

And yet another character who also happens to fit the serial killer profile.  Fun.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

"I Joined The Hive Mind. You Know That."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Helicent.

Ahh, yes, Muir revealing the great truths that can be revealed by the lessons of his idiot sock puppets...

Monday, April 18, 2016

"I Mean Think Of It! Sharing A Bathroom With A Male!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because rococo.

Oddly enough, I'd feel the average woman would be safer sharing a bathroom with a transwoman then being anywhere in the general vicinity of the average MRA...

Thursday, April 14, 2016

"Guns Just Make Everything Better!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because gelato.

As Jan harks back to the days when she was not of the hive mind, and Sam attempts the stupidest pro-gun argument ever, we once again wallow in the strange intersection of sex and violence that is Muir's love of artillery...

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

"Damn The Illuminati!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because neoclassical.

And Muir continues his move to ever greater levels of flipping insanity, as more and more of the world outside his little bubble is declared enemy territory...

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

A Slice Of Life In Hell.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the great events.

Those kids continue to horrify and astound.

Sunday, April 10, 2016

"How Dare They Rail Against Our Ignorance And Corruption!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because why kale?

Right.  It's not like you people are threatening us all out of misbegotten contrarian pride, and corruption.

Except, you know, it is.

Saturday, April 9, 2016

"Clearly, This Is The Perfect Place For A Race Joke."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because all the tired horses in the sun.

Worth noting--the actual article puts the blame at Congress' feet, and suggests a more complicated situation than Muir seems to imagine.

But then, he doesn't really read things, does he?

Friday, April 8, 2016

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

"It's Our Terrible Scifi Premise. Just Roll With It."

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because hey, it's that guy.

And now even the extras start to rebel against the insanity...

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

In Muir's Heart, Bad 80s Comedies Are Still King.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because there's a magazine called catster.  And yes, the first letter is lower-case.

You know, the worst thing about Muir's cheesecake attempts is that he is so bad at it...

Monday, April 4, 2016

"Trump Understands The Natural Order!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Thumbelina.

The funny thing about Muir's brand of "being left alone" is it tends to operate on the assumption that he and his are a sort of superior "alpha predator" sort, and thus will benefit from this arrangement.

Which is ironic, and not just because of the way Muir throws around the word 'fascist'.

Saturday, April 2, 2016

"Can You Handle The Truth About THE ILLUMINATI?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because do apes read Nietzsche?

I'd say this is the race that broke Muir, but given his starting state, I'd say it's more that this is the one that sent him swirling away from anything remotely resembling actual reality.

Friday, April 1, 2016

"Racist Drivel ENGAGED!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because dandelion.

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As there is nothing really to say about Muir hitting a new low in racism, I offer the joys of listening to Aretha Franklin singing "Respect" as a consolation for any viewer who is trying to keep from punching the screen of their computer.