Tuesday, April 30, 2013

"This Is Sexy, Damn It!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because actes and monuments.


Ever see a Fellini movie?  Well, this is kind of reminding me of one.  Only without the intent...

Monday, April 29, 2013

Drunken, Hateful Rants Are Funny!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because what did he do to you?

Muir really thinks his cast are upstanding American patriots in touch with the truth, instead of the vile jingoists they are.  But hey!  Confirmation for my 'Jack Daniel is the cowriter' theory!

Sunday, April 28, 2013

"They Don't Understand Things! Not Like We Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horn solo.

As we enjoy... well, endure more Muir's creepy attempts at sexiness, let us consider a strip that continues to act as if the Obama administration is some sort of sinister coup, instead of a legally elected government, and acts as if the United States suddenly abandoned good government for a communist dictatorship, instead of enduring eight years of a solid contender for 'worst President ever' before electing a moderate to try and steer us away from some of the man's worse policies...

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Friday, April 26, 2013

"Only White Southerners Appreciate America. That's Why They Threaten To Leave It All The Time."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Napoleon Prize.

Yes, only Texas, the place where a poorly-regulated fertilizer factory recently exploded killing hundreds, understands THE REAL America.  And if they didn't have to deal with the evil Northwest, they wouldn't be FORCED to suckle at the Federal Government's teat, and maybe, maybe they could be the sort of nation they want to be, a nation where vast gulfs in living standards between the poor and wealthy are able to go completely unaddressed, and where preparation for disasters can be left in the benevolent hand of God.

It would be... interesting...

Thursday, April 25, 2013

"They Should Be Unhappy The Police Caught The Bombers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because George Gower.

If a Republican were in the White House, Muir would be hooting and hollering in joy.  As one is not, this is all the evil conspiracy of evil. 

And the cast continues to be awful.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

"That Is Totally What They Would Say!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because ancora qui.

The man who's in favor of torture and targeting Muslims is once again trying to paint himself as the inheritor of Jefferson and Franklin, two men who would probably find him quite nauseating. 

As for the second strip, allow me to state that this is more evidence that Muir's entire cast are awful and crazy.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

"Not That We're Racists."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because call the police, call the coroner.

Muir does realize that the Tsarneivs were white Muslims, right?  Honest to goodness Caucasians, from the Caucasus?  Also, he does realize that there have been WASP terrorists?  Like Eric Randolph, the guy whose crimes most resemble what the Tsarneivs did?   Or Timothy McVeigh?  (I'd throw Ted Kaczynski into the mix, but as a man of Polish descent, he doesn't quite fit the WASP part...) 

Of course not.  He really thinks racial and cultural profiling are a good idea.

Monday, April 22, 2013

"Aren't I Cool?"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Christian der Tolle.

I'm having Master Ninja flashbacks.  That's not a good thing.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

"We Live In An Age Of Utter OPPRESSION!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Wise Wolf.

Yes, Muir, go on whining about how awful things are for the white middle class.  We'll go on playing the world's smallest violin for you and it.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

"Oh, Thank God, It Wasn't One Of Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Battle of Reading.

As Muir tries to pretend he isn't gasping in relief, let's watch as he tries to paint the President who got Osama bin Laden as a hopeless puppet of Muslim interests.  Oh, and let's watch as he tries to paint all Muslims as terrorists!  And ignores White Trash Ricin Man!

Friday, April 19, 2013

"I Notice You Think You Know What Words Mean When You Don't...."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I'm right where I belong.

If we're going to talk about changes, how about Muir's shift from not caring about the DHS to seeing it as evil incarnate, which, strangely enough happened when a Democrat came into power...

Thursday, April 18, 2013

"My Totem Will Protect Me, My Totem Will Protect Me..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because he fought some spiders.

After three days of this, I've decided that, no matter what Muir claims, in the DbD universe, Zed and Sam have in fact been passing financial support and training to various antigovernment groups, with their arrest being completely valid.  This is showing Muir's characters the same level of respect they show to actual flesh and blood people.  And hey--they're fictional, so it's actually better.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because *string music*.

Muir, having gotten himself into a hole with this storyline, decides to dig himself in deeper in the hope if he keeps at it, he'll come out in China.

Of course, this means he's not only tying his present storyline into the Boston tragedy in the most tasteless, insensitive way possible, he's making Sam look even more like the vile sociopathic pseudo-patriot that she actually is, instead of the trusty and true bastion of American liberty Muir imagines he's writing.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

"Actually, The Weathermen Went Out Of Their Way To Avoid Casualties..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because life is kind of like a beanstalk, isn't it?

I have family in Boston, including an uncle who ran the Marathon last year.  So fuck you, Muir.  Your bullshit little storyline has just collided with the real world, and left you feebly slapping around for a way to deflect the sudden amount of FAIL on display here.

Monday, April 15, 2013

"It's A Plot Against White Conservatives!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because perhaps the sun will never shine upon my field of wheat.

And now Muir's getting in high dudgeon over the oppression of his kind and baby-killing.  Gosh, will we liberals ever be able to equal the extraordinary moral rectitude of conservatives?

Sunday, April 14, 2013

"Ooooh, SCHULTZ!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we now know in every fifth boy-child in America is a system of strings and pulleys, operated by a small dwarf.

As Muir continues to give us a radical right-wingers Hogan's Heroes, let us consider the truth of the man--who accused anyone who didn't support the Iraqi War of treason, who thought torture was okay, and who felt that oppressing Muslims was A-Okay.  Looking back, it's pretty clear, Muir doesn't respect the Constitution, or "individual liberty"--he just thinks he should be able to do what he wants, because he is a magic patriot who knows what's best for the nation.  And so, the "Conservative" gnostic theory of government continues...

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Yeah... The 'One Phone Call' Thing Is Not Actually True...

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because lift every voice and sing.

The problem, of course, is that for a sane onlooker, Muir's creations are a bunch of sociopathic assholes who probably should be in prison for some of the crap they've pulled--thus we don't see this as a hideous injustice, but the narrative finally inflicting a little justice on these horrible things.

Friday, April 12, 2013


It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Dame Rutherford.

Muir is referring to the couple who kidnapped their children from their grandparents' house, and fled with them to Cuba. 

I think he's got his facts... slightly wrong.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Sunday, April 7, 2013

"And The Fact That We Sound A Bunch Of Angry White Thugs As We Say All This Means Nothing."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because La Corsa!

"No, this power can't rest with the government.  It must rest with self-appointed white gun nuts, because they understand the REAL meaning of laws and stuff.  CIVIL WAR!"

Saturday, April 6, 2013

"You Wanted Some Other Right Wing Gun Nut!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Max Reger is chronically underrated.

And so our heroes easily face down the law officials. But remember, they're the victims of hideous oppression.  Trust us.

Friday, April 5, 2013

"Guns Save Us From British Invasion!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if he floats, he's an evil wizard and must be burned at the stake.

"Don't you see?  This isn't some silly little like a soda!  Our right to endanger our lives and the lives of those around us with deadly weaponry is at stake here!"

Thursday, April 4, 2013

"Lawyers Are Good When They're Our Lawyers!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the problem is all inside your head don't you see.



Remember that Hogan's Heroes analogy I made...?

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

"Hur Hur! Stupid Thugs!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if you still have a stable of love deep inside your small trembling heart you will bring lasting peace.

This is the Hogan's Heroes of Right Wing Conspiracy Nut entertainment, where the feared enemies are reduced to idiotic clowns.  The problem being the enemies don't really exist in the first place...

Monday, April 1, 2013

"This Imaginary Oppression Makes Me Mad!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then came the monkey.

And life in the funhouse mirror version of reality continues, where Zed and Co. are exactly like the victims of Nazi oppression, if the victims of Nazi oppression had been a bunch of hateful conservative sociopaths.