"See, This All Makes Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because modern love gets me to the church on time.

Yes, Skye is the deluded one.  Not the sister putting her mind through vast loops of pseudologic to convince herself that Trump is clearly innocent of any and all wrong-doing.

"Yep, That Was A Total Non-Event!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky.

Apparently Sam has been possessed by Cousin It Addams.

"I'm Going To Put His Name In (((Parentheses)))!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because this magic moment so different and so new.

"I'm not a crazy paranoid," said the crazy paranoid.

"The Filthy Lugenpressen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Silent Witness.

Yes, yes, Muir, that's why people aren't reporting the invasion. The conspiracy.  Sure.

"Beware The Dusky Hordes! Also--BOOBIES!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because woof woof.

Muir seems to be trying to figure out new ways to mix up all his brands of awful.

"Yes, All My Fantasies Are Real Here!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the Octopus.

Such a natural transition from the doings of loathsome cast to the doings of his imaginary Democrats and law enforcement agencies.

The Cooking/Robot Series Continues!

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because The Spider's Web (1938).

I mean, the thing is this would just be bad humor strips with awkward pinup girl art and a lot of repeated drawings, but again--Sam is talking to a robot.  I think about that, and I just facepalm.

"Sam's Kids Also Can't Cook, And Also Robot!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because I've seen babies dancing in the midnight sun.

Always nice to see another completely static strip, where one character doesn't move at all.

"Sam Can't Cook, And Also, Robot."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because into the Spider-verse.

And we move from bad political humor to bad domestic humor, involving the fricking robot that's part of the cast and, excuse me, I have to take a deep breath after writing that.

"And The Point Is... Democrats Suck."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because big girls don't cry.

...So, is Biden a victim of the Democrats and their "hatred" of whitey, or is he a grotesque groper who deserves censure?  Because Muir looks like he's trying to have it both ways in such a manner that it destroys any joke, or for that matter, any coherence in the strip.

"I'm Just Going To Keep Going With This, Because It's A Surefire Winner!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because too much time on my hands.

So, pretty much yesterday's strip, again, only the drawings are even more grotesque and plastic-like.

...

Yep.  Classic Muir.

"He's A Sexist Groper! And That's Bad, In This Case."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because as odd as it may seem, Rupert Holmes doesn't like pina coladas.

...

This take is never going to cease to be awkward coming from Muir.

"Th-This Has Been A Total Vindication For Us. TOTAL!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because the holly and the ivy.

And now that the whole Russian matter has refused to die, we move back to 'this is all a witch hunt, and Liberals are the real racists'. 

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.

"See? Only A Fool Would Be Horrified By These Racist Authoritarian Actions!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "But bury my lady nearer the top, for she was of noble kin."

Man, he has to get his strawmen to pull flopsies to make things look good now.

"Youse The Real Racists!" Salsa Re-Mix.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "A grave, a grave, " Lord Donald cried, "to put these lovers in!"

 Ahh, the cast insulting other people's intelligence.  Always a bitterly ironic experience, as these are all morons who think they are smart, Michael.

"Yeah, She Is Totally A Criminal, In League With Traitors!"

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because he struck his wife right through the heart and pinned her against the wall.

Classic Muir.  Screaming about Hillary Clinton and that imaginary horde of voting illegal immigrants while imagining you are being completely rational. 

"Sh-She Thought My Post Praising The KKK Wuz Evil!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Donald, he jumped up and loudly he did bawl. 

 I'm amazed the Compound members allow themselves to use ZOG's secret method of tracking resistance.

But then, it's Wednesday.   Who knows what the rules will be in a day or two?

"This Is What He Totally Would Do!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because and then up spoke his own dear wife, never heard to speak so free, "I'd rather a kiss from dead Matty's lips than you or your finery!" 

 And now Muir has once again completely abandoned reality to have Fantasy Trump deal with Fantasy Afghanistan with his Fantasy Magic Technology.

Mwahahahaha.

It's the Day's Day of Days! Because and then Lord Donald took his wife and he sat her on his knee, saying "Who do you like the best of us, Matty Groves or me?" 

 Remember--obstruction of justice and refusing congressional subpoenas?  GOOD.  Environmentalism?  BAD.

From the people who brought you "Health care is evil, and guns everywhere are good."

"Yes, This Is What Is Happening!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lord Donald struck the very next blow and Matty struck no more. 

This is the end result of being a fascist.  You spout gibberish about how things operating as they should to control your side's rampant criminality are evil conspiracies, and you believe that civilization is collapsing around you because you listen to horror stories to justify your bullshit.

"See? Democrats Are The Real Criminals Always And Forever."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because so Matty struck the very first blow and he hurt Lord Donald sore. 

The next two years are going to be Muir screaming "the pen is red!" as reality writes "the pen is blue".

"Clearly This Is The Greatest Abuse Of Power Of All Time!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "And you will strike the very first blow and strike it like a man--I will strike the very next blow and I'll kill you if I can."

 It's good to see that Muir still knows nothing about the Constitution he supposedly reveres.

"AlliswellALLisWELLallISWELLalliswellALLISWELLAlLIsWelL..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Well it's true I have two beaten swords and they cost me deep in the purse, but you will have the better of them and I will have the worse."


And it's yet more of the simultaneously omnipotent, yet incompetent Democratic World Conspiracy, which somehow enfolds the entire FBI.

"I Mean--I'm Also His Mom, Damon."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, I can't get up, I won't get up, I can't get up for my life, for you have two long beaten swords and I not a pocket knife!"

 ...

Because of course, this is what Muir reduces foreign cultures to.  Of course it is.

"My Argument Is Breasts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "It'll never be said in fair England that I slew a naked man!"

By now, I thinks it's safe to say that Muir has pretty much given up having a point in this... storyline.

"Down With Censorship! Up With Badly-Drawn Breasts!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Get up, get up, " Lord Donald cried, "get up as quick as you can!"

 You know, watching this toothless version of their old arguments--which were pretty damn poor to begin with--really underlines how superfluous Damon and Jan have become for the modern strip, which is pretty much"Crazy Border Militia Compound Hijinks!"now.

"That's Why They Lose Their Temper Over Trump Hats, Swastikas, And Klan Uniforms!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "But better I like your lady gay who lies in my arms asleep!" 

Remember when Muir freaked out about an advertisement?

But that's different.  He's doing it.

Causing Liberals To Suffer Is COOL!

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because "Oh, well I like your feather bed and well I like your sheets." 

This is now the lamest power fantasy ever.

And that's with some stiff competition.

"See, This'll Get People Excited To See What Jo's Done!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because saying "How do you like my feather bed and how do you like my sheets? How do you like my lady who lies in your arms asleep?" 

And Muir's latest fantasy of weak persecution followed by vicious vengeance plods, plods, plods on...

"Yeah, Thu-They Are All Cowards And Wimps! *Gulp*"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because when he awoke, Lord Donald was standing at his feet.

 So, he's just going to keep this shit going on?

Right.  Why move things forward when you can stew in the cowardice and hatred that you imagine is courage.

"She Is So OPPRESSED By The Democratic Untermenschen!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Little Matty Groves, he lay down and took a little sleep.

 So remember, Liberals are all unreasoning and hateful, and also druggies.  So we don't need those cloud macchiatos. Which taste horrible anyway.