Saturday, September 30, 2017

"And Then--Ninjas Attack!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because if my words did glow with the gold of sunshine.

Ahh, yes.  Famed right-winger Thomas Jefferson.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

"And This Proves We're Totally Not Racist!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Goblin Market.

Ah, yes, that one line from a speech racists always quote out of context to make people believe that King would totes be on their side.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

"And I Say This Because I Am Rugged And Manly."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because History of Britain.

Well, I'm glad he's found something to distract himself...

Okay, "glad" is probably the wrong word.  "Wearily  resigned".  And it beats more looks at the horrible cast.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

"The Reverse Vampires! Of Course!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because the History and Adventures of an Atom.

And once again, the Democrats are simultaneously omnipotent plotters and incompetent bunglers, so that nothing is at seems, but soon, soon the Leader will make everything all right.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Friday, September 22, 2017

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Muir Fails At The Sexy, Again.

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Peregrine Pickle.

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Muir continues to prove that you can be emotionally 12 forever.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

"We Are Badly Drawn Characters, In Every Sense!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Roderick Random.

Every time one of the kids is on, you realize why Muir doesn't show them if he can help them.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

"International Incidents Are One Thing, Stealing From Phone Companies Are Another, AND MUCH WORSE!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Tobias Smollett.

As Damon once again demonstrates that it's all about him, we should let him take comfort in the fact that he is as badly drawn as his son.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

"That's Why We Love Cops So Much! And War!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because we definitely have a toaster.

Because insisting people not hurl racist epithets at each other is the worst form of oppression at all.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

"We Are So Edgy! So Edgy!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because horrid.

You almost think he's forgotten that each damn year he's taken longer to reach his funding goal.

Friday, September 15, 2017

Thursday, September 14, 2017

"People Clearly Care About My Horrible Cast!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because complete birds.

 Sometimes, you read this, and you wait for the asteroid to smash into the cast...

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

"Why, I'm Sure In A Few Weeks, Houston Will Magically Repair Itself!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Oxford American Dictionary.

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Well, I'd say he's finding new ways to be awful, but this is pretty much a slightly new arrangement of the old ways, in'it?

Monday, September 11, 2017

"I CAN Wish Away The Obama Presidency! I CAN Wish Away The Obama Presidency! I CAN..."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Rudolf II.

Oh, yeah.  You can see it, the fact that the Obama Presidency refuses to stubbornly vanish in a puff of smoke.  And the fact that a large portion--possibly a majority--of the nation wishes the Trump Presidency would.

Also, fun to see that Muir won't give up on Palin after virtually the rest of the Right has chosen to pretend she doesn't exist.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

"Well, Until Muir Can't Pay For Hosting."

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because sweeping.

It's almost piteous, watching him pulling out the porn to distract himself from the dumpster fire he was sure would be a triumph.

Saturday, September 9, 2017

"The Leader Will Not Fail Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because volcano.

Hey, remember months ago, when we had the same damn grinning Tillerson and Trump talking about how they were going to show North Korea, oh yes they were, no more weakness now?

Yeah, I'm waiting for Rex to decamp at which point he is made an Enemy of the People.

Friday, September 8, 2017

"The Leader Would Never Betray Us!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Lleu Llaw Gyffes

Remember on the old Batman show, where they'd try to use the Riddler's riddles to figure things out, but the logic never made any sense?

Thursday, September 7, 2017

"These Things Are Exactly Alike!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!   Because fire extinguisher.

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That argument didn't fail logic, it ran screaming in the opposite direction.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

"And Then The Dinosaurs Attacked!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Witchcraft Through the Ages.

Obviously, the history is here is epicly bad.  No, that's not how the Revolution started.  No, the Nazis did not order gun control.  And obviously, no Hitler and Karl Marx weren't buddies or even contemporaries, but I'm pretty sure that's an intentional effort for humor, albeit of the "Communazi" sort...

Monday, September 4, 2017

"Or Maybe He Can Call A Personal Dictatorship! That'd Be Cool Too!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because alpacca.

He's just going to hope and hope for Trump to turn into the barnstorming right-populist he wishes he was, instead of the bloviating idiot in right-populist clothing he actually is, even as it becomes clearer that it's not going to happen, isn't he?

Sunday, September 3, 2017

"And Don't Forget The Zionist Elders!"

It's the Day's Day of Days!  Because Steve Gerber.

Man, this presidency is breaking him.  He thought it was what he wanted, and as he can never admit he was wrong about anything, the whole process is taking him apart.